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Golli
Jan 5, 2013



Scruffpuff posted:

Lots of pressure to get the 12th day right. The suspense is killing me...

I submit:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me

Twelve fudders fudding

Eleven Whales a-buying

Ten united stimpires

nine server farms

(Ben) Eight all the pies

Seven frames per second

Six bankers lending

FIVE Derek Blogs

Four polished turds

Three con men

Two turtlenecks

And an invite to Evocati.


e: drumming cat

Golli fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Dec 13, 2017

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Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Sarsapariller posted:

I really wanted to do the Croberts bear but it wasn't in the thread recap. That's a shocking oversight imo.

Bullshit see December set 1

And if you don't have http://imgur.com/zSQi9Dw on your clipboard at all times I just don't know what to tell you.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

Golli posted:

I submit:

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me

Twelve fudders fudding

Eleven Whales a-buying

Ten united stimpires

nine server farms

(Ben) Eight all the pies

Seven frames per second

Six bankers lending

FIVE Derek Blogs

Four polished turds

Three con men

Two turtlenecks

And an invite to Evocati.

:golfclap:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable
500 posts in a day... I hope either 3.0 is amazing, Surface Detail posted balls, or the ELE finally hit the second FPS the game can get up to sometimes.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable
Surface Detail perma banned again... that leaves 3.0 being awesome or the 2fps wonder getting ELE’d.

Don’t disappoint me thread! :3:

Bribase
Dec 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
So why was i banned for 6 hours.

Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?
By the way, if Chris Roberts is reading this, I'm sure for fidelity's sake you want to make sure the server is sending us our proper Christmas presents. Assuming that on each of the 12 days of Christmas we receive everything listed in that bar of the song, your netcode server mesh power in the machines needs to transmit the following data to each of your 12 potential clients:


12 fudders fudding

22 Whales a-buying

30 united stimpires

36 server farms

40 (Ben) Eight all the pies

42 frames per second

42 bankers lending

40 Derek Blogs

36 polished turds

30 con men

22 turtlenecks

And 12 invites to Evocati.

P.S. - I understand you won't be able to reach 42 FPS, so just send extra pies.

notoriousman
Nov 18, 2007

I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT

Bribase posted:

So why was i banned for 6 hours.
you didn't show us you're balls

Virtual Captain
Feb 20, 2017

Archive Priest of the Stimperial Order

Star Citizen Good, in all things forevermore. Amen.
:pray:

Bribase posted:

So why was i banned for 6 hours.

What does your heart tell you?

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Bribase posted:

So why was i banned for 6 hours.

Check your rap sheet, it's pretty clear.

Virtual Captain posted:

Bullshit see December set 1

And if you don't have http://imgur.com/zSQi9Dw on your clipboard at all times I just don't know what to tell you.

My bad, must have scrolled past before it loaded. Unfortunately "We were not able to locate a human face. Please pick another photo with a well lit frontal face" with the bear photo.

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Not sure if I'm the particle system hard-coded to the front of the ship, or the hundreds of little cargo crates that come splurting out of the hull due to selective gravity.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

(spoilers for breaking bad)

Actual footage of me just posting in front of Derek

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Lladre posted:

See? The Agent?
How can you look at those baby blues and not see some abandoned pup at the side of the road?
all I see is grief

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

Bribase posted:

So why was i banned for 6 hours.
New incarnation, I approve

Will it be better than your cymelion, I dunno. So far so good tho

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Bribase posted:

Yea no kidding that people here believe that. And it would cost a lot more than 500k. Just keep your mind open.

:love:

Totally awesome new user who has never posted here before!
:allears:

Abuminable
Mar 30, 2017

Now, aside from the Abuminable, business goes on as usual.

(spoilers for breaking bad)
i wish they hadn't gone cartoonish like that

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

ManofManyAliases posted:

I mean, they're there, right? Game gets made? I'll enjoy them with my friends. If it doesn't? Lesson learned in crowd-funding I suppose.

I’ll be your gunner.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Abuminable posted:

(spoilers for breaking bad)
i wish they hadn't gone cartoonish like that

Stop suppressing skeletons in the media

bone lives matter

Bribase
Dec 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Well that was nonsense. Its arguable that Star Citizen is out now, albeit an early version of it.

Bribase
Dec 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

tuo posted:

Speaking of unfinished games, how's that Star Citizen coming along?

Don't even try to create the illusion of parity between these two things.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

People with a clean rap sheet aren't trustworthy anyway.

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Lladre posted:

People like that Tarkoashe feller sure.

But guy's like that Michu feller are broken in the brain in the sort of way that while they will get taken advantage of, and will be taken advantage of in the future like a loyal dog who thinks their master is coming back after leaving the on the side of the road.
They don't deserve it in any karmic sense.

I feel pity for him.

the miku guy just seems like he wants to be liked and cig has built a fantasy where he can trade money that he doesn't care about for that feeling


my god the jank

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

TheAgent posted:

man how can we ever be friends

I mean come on, I've cut out red meat and pork, but gently caress me if I'm giving up French fries

some days it's the only thing holding my life together

Yeah, I used to have high cholesterol for no apparent reason at all, seeing as I live a healthy lifestyle, don't eat junk food - or my wife's cooking etc. Then I gave up fatty foods, anything fried etc.

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Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

Bribase posted:

Well that was nonsense. Its arguable that Star Citizen is out now, albeit an early version of it.

Its is possessive. It's is a contraction of "it is." I believe you meant to say "It's arguable [...]"

At least, that's the way I see it.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

XK posted:

How do you feel about a pizza, half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto, light on the cheese?

See? This is why I don't have friends in RL :grin:

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

big nipples big life posted:

People with a clean rap sheet aren't trustworthy anyway.

Firmly, yet fairly, agree

thatguy
Feb 5, 2003

Bribase posted:

So why was i banned for 6 hours.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

I choose A






Because Red Alert was a better game than Star Citizen could be

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002

I like the implication in the timeline that cancer would be cured before Star Citizen released.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me

nothing

just like every other loving day

Toops
Nov 5, 2015

-find mood stabilizers
-also,

big nipples big life posted:

People with a clean rap sheet aren't trustworthy anyway.

Mr.Tophat posted:

Firmly, yet fairly, agree

:ohdear:

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
And so it came to pass that phase 1 of the Legal March Fo' The Monies has begun.

There will be much gnashing of teeth.

And the most unlikely party will give rise to the cresting E.L.E.

As was foretold by HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED

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The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Incitatus posted:

So at the animation studio, they don't have a lead or senior animator.

This is good for Star Citizen.

These guys tend to have opinions.

This kind of FUD can’t come from inside the house and obstruct the vision.

Best thing to do is get replacements who continually get younger and more inexperienced until they agree with the vision unanimously. These are the perfect employees.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Toops, I'd trust you to make me a cup of tea or perhaps an informative news article, but when it comes down to skullduggery against the warlord and blusterer, I'm afraid you'd narc on me and get me deported to a graveyard

I don't mean any of this, in the words of a very wise balding man in sweatpants, 'none of this matters'

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010





Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Bribase posted:

Well that was nonsense. Its arguable that Star Citizen is out now, albeit an early version of it.

You need to go argue this with whoever probated you.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

D_Smart posted:

As was foretold by HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED

Oh please, you would invite damnation within moments of gazing upon the reflection of your blog

Bribase
Dec 12, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Sunswipe posted:

You need to go argue this with whoever probated you.

Ill update my intro thread if you think it will help. I can't get the time and access back but the rules need to be clear.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
ugh that was overwrought

gotta write for your audience tho

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Scruffpuff
Dec 23, 2015

Fidelity. Wait, was I'm working on again?

ComfyPants posted:

I like the implication in the timeline that cancer would be cured before Star Citizen released.

I personally like the subconscious admission that Star Citizen isn't coming out. You "go forward" to the cancer cure, but just "go to" the Star Citizen release. I interpret that as hopping across realities.

(There are no realities where Chris makes this game.)

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