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Scruffpuff posted:Lots of pressure to get the 12th day right. The suspense is killing me... I submit: On the twelfth day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me Twelve fudders fudding Eleven Whales a-buying Ten united stimpires nine server farms (Ben) Eight all the pies Seven frames per second Six bankers lending FIVE Derek Blogs Four polished turds Three con men Two turtlenecks And an invite to Evocati. e: drumming cat Golli fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Dec 13, 2017 |
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Sarsapariller posted:I really wanted to do the Croberts bear but it wasn't in the thread recap. That's a shocking oversight imo. Bullshit see December set 1 And if you don't have http://imgur.com/zSQi9Dw on your clipboard at all times I just don't know what to tell you.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:26 |
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Golli posted:I submit:
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:27 |
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500 posts in a day... I hope either 3.0 is amazing, Surface Detail posted balls, or the ELE finally hit the second FPS the game can get up to sometimes.
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Surface Detail perma banned again... that leaves 3.0 being awesome or the 2fps wonder getting ELE’d. Don’t disappoint me thread!
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:30 |
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So why was i banned for 6 hours.
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By the way, if Chris Roberts is reading this, I'm sure for fidelity's sake you want to make sure the server is sending us our proper Christmas presents. Assuming that on each of the 12 days of Christmas we receive everything listed in that bar of the song, your netcode server mesh power in the machines needs to transmit the following data to each of your 12 potential clients: 12 fudders fudding 22 Whales a-buying 30 united stimpires 36 server farms 40 (Ben) Eight all the pies 42 frames per second 42 bankers lending 40 Derek Blogs 36 polished turds 30 con men 22 turtlenecks And 12 invites to Evocati. P.S. - I understand you won't be able to reach 42 FPS, so just send extra pies.
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Bribase posted:So why was i banned for 6 hours.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:34 |
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Bribase posted:So why was i banned for 6 hours. What does your heart tell you?
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Bribase posted:So why was i banned for 6 hours. Check your rap sheet, it's pretty clear. Virtual Captain posted:Bullshit see December set 1 My bad, must have scrolled past before it loaded. Unfortunately "We were not able to locate a human face. Please pick another photo with a well lit frontal face" with the bear photo.
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Preen Dog posted:Santa is getting lazy. Not sure if I'm the particle system hard-coded to the front of the ship, or the hundreds of little cargo crates that come splurting out of the hull due to selective gravity.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:35 |
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(spoilers for breaking bad) Actual footage of me just posting in front of Derek
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:37 |
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Lladre posted:See? The Agent?
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:40 |
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Bribase posted:So why was i banned for 6 hours. Will it be better than your cymelion, I dunno. So far so good tho
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:41 |
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Bribase posted:Yea no kidding that people here believe that. And it would cost a lot more than 500k. Just keep your mind open. Totally awesome new user who has never posted here before!
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:42 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:(spoilers for breaking bad) (spoilers for breaking bad) i wish they hadn't gone cartoonish like that
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ManofManyAliases posted:I mean, they're there, right? Game gets made? I'll enjoy them with my friends. If it doesn't? Lesson learned in crowd-funding I suppose. I’ll be your gunner.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:49 |
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Abuminable posted:(spoilers for breaking bad) Stop suppressing skeletons in the media bone lives matter
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:50 |
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Well that was nonsense. Its arguable that Star Citizen is out now, albeit an early version of it.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:51 |
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tuo posted:Speaking of unfinished games, how's that Star Citizen coming along? Don't even try to create the illusion of parity between these two things.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:55 |
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People with a clean rap sheet aren't trustworthy anyway.
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Lladre posted:People like that Tarkoashe feller sure. the miku guy just seems like he wants to be liked and cig has built a fantasy where he can trade money that he doesn't care about for that feeling Preen Dog posted:Santa is getting lazy. my god the jank
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:55 |
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TheAgent posted:man how can we ever be friends Yeah, I used to have high cholesterol for no apparent reason at all, seeing as I live a healthy lifestyle, don't eat junk food - or my wife's cooking etc. Then I gave up fatty foods, anything fried etc. ----------------
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:56 |
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Bribase posted:Well that was nonsense. Its arguable that Star Citizen is out now, albeit an early version of it. Its is possessive. It's is a contraction of "it is." I believe you meant to say "It's arguable [...]" At least, that's the way I see it.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:57 |
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XK posted:How do you feel about a pizza, half Canadian bacon with pineapple, half artichoke with pesto, light on the cheese? See? This is why I don't have friends in RL ----------------
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:57 |
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big nipples big life posted:People with a clean rap sheet aren't trustworthy anyway. Firmly, yet fairly, agree
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:58 |
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Bribase posted:So why was i banned for 6 hours.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:58 |
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I choose A Because Red Alert was a better game than Star Citizen could be
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 02:59 |
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I like the implication in the timeline that cancer would be cured before Star Citizen released.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:01 |
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, Chris Roberts gave to me nothing just like every other loving day
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big nipples big life posted:People with a clean rap sheet aren't trustworthy anyway. Mr.Tophat posted:Firmly, yet fairly, agree
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And so it came to pass that phase 1 of the Legal March Fo' The Monies has begun. There will be much gnashing of teeth. And the most unlikely party will give rise to the cresting E.L.E. As was foretold by HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED ----------------
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:06 |
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Incitatus posted:So at the animation studio, they don't have a lead or senior animator. These guys tend to have opinions. This kind of FUD can’t come from inside the house and obstruct the vision. Best thing to do is get replacements who continually get younger and more inexperienced until they agree with the vision unanimously. These are the perfect employees.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:06 |
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Toops, I'd trust you to make me a cup of tea or perhaps an informative news article, but when it comes down to skullduggery against the warlord and blusterer, I'm afraid you'd narc on me and get me deported to a graveyard I don't mean any of this, in the words of a very wise balding man in sweatpants, 'none of this matters'
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Bribase posted:Well that was nonsense. Its arguable that Star Citizen is out now, albeit an early version of it. You need to go argue this with whoever probated you.
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D_Smart posted:As was foretold by HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED Oh please, you would invite damnation within moments of gazing upon the reflection of your blog
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Sunswipe posted:You need to go argue this with whoever probated you. Ill update my intro thread if you think it will help. I can't get the time and access back but the rules need to be clear.
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# ? Dec 13, 2017 03:09 |
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ugh that was overwrought gotta write for your audience tho
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ComfyPants posted:I like the implication in the timeline that cancer would be cured before Star Citizen released. I personally like the subconscious admission that Star Citizen isn't coming out. You "go forward" to the cancer cure, but just "go to" the Star Citizen release. I interpret that as hopping across realities. (There are no realities where Chris makes this game.)
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