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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Why did they call it "spotted penis"?

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Look at you, person bragging on social media about how you feed your child an assortment of salty carbs for every meal! You sure stuck it to those nanny-state teachers trying to prevent scurvy!

On the Trump bacon, that's just SAD! There are a ton of restaurants in the DC area that serve/served cute bacon arrangements starting about 10 years ago. Founding Farmers had some kind of bacon pitchfork thing that was delicious and neat-looking; now they have "glazed bacon lollipops," per their website. Trump's bacon lean-to is crap.

Rollersnake
May 9, 2005

Please, please don't let me end up in a threesome with the lunch lady and a gay pirate. That would hit a little too close to home.
Unlockable Ben

Aunt Beth posted:

One of my favorite parts of Christmas. In addition to sauerkraut and prunes my Slovak grandmother included browned pork and caraway seed. Maybe mushrooms too, my memory’s hazy.

I think my grandmother's had pork or sausage too, but it's been so long I can't remember either. :unsmith:

I also bought oplatki, which are basically giant communion wafers that I've always thought of as edible Christmas trading cards. We'd eat them topped with honey and crushed walnuts.



Incidentally, I discovered that you can buy communion wafers on Amazon, there are different brands, and they come in white or whole wheat.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

requoting to say that the first thing I thought of was reading The Sneeze back in the day, specifically the article where Steve ate Beggin' Strips.

Does Trump serve those monstrously decorated milkshakes? Legit interested in their take on it.

e: that loving pale pickle and the lemon off to the side get me every time too.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://twitter.com/Vegemite/status/940801544341131269?s=17

Also looking at gummy candy recipes

quote:

Ingredients for Homemade Healthy Gummies:

* 1 1/2 cups fruit and/or vegetable juice, freshly made with a Juicer (cold press -best choice) or store-bought (making sure it is 100% juice and preferably not from concentrate). Smoothie blends are great too!

* 4 tablespoons gelatin (I prefer a grass fed gelatin but you can find plain gelatin near the flavored Jello at your local grocery store. A tablespoons is usually one gelatin packet, but just to be sure, empty the packets into a bowl and use a measure spoon.

* 2-4 tablespoons Raw Honey depending on your preference and how sweet your juice is. You can also use maple syrup or stevia. If your juice has lots of veggies you will need more but it is up to your personal taste.

* 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, I recommend Organic Pure Vanilla Extract – optional for extra flavor

* Any other ingredients you would like to incorporate like probiotics, elderberry syrup (to prevent or fight a cold), or cod liver oil (immune system booster). Remember you can make these gummies your natural multivitamins.

mmm fish oil gummy

Synthbuttrange has a new favorite as of 11:10 on Dec 13, 2017

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





AlbieQuirky posted:

Not since the mid 20th century, no. That's a US ad, but canned pie isn't easy to find here nowadays.

Edit to add: Frozen chicken pot pie is pretty popular, though.

Seems funny that they died out when using canned food in recipes seems to have stayed so popular in parts of the US - Isn't putting Cream of Mushroom Soup in everything is a bit of a cliché of the Midwest?*

Canned pies are pretty handy pantry foods to have for emergencies, except for the fact that you definitely need an actual oven to cook them; microwaving would be extremely revolting. Maybe that's why they vanished.

In case anyone is interested, here's what the standard modern tinned pie looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfMnY23DmJA







*Footnote, yes I know the US has some of the most varied, creative and wonderful food cultures in the known universe, but I'm pretty sure there are still some regions which remain devoted to CoMS

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

They're not even really a pie though, more like a pastry float

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


Four tortilla chips? Mommmmmmmm, I'm not staying overnight!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

My Lovely Horse posted:

requoting to say that the first thing I thought of was reading The Sneeze back in the day, specifically the article where Steve ate Beggin' Strips.

Does Trump serve those monstrously decorated milkshakes? Legit interested in their take on it.

e: that loving pale pickle and the lemon off to the side get me every time too.

Triggered yet libtard?

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

Rollersnake posted:

I also bought oplatki, which are basically giant communion wafers that I've always thought of as edible Christmas trading cards. We'd eat them topped with honey and crushed walnuts.
We get those too, though our family used honey and garlic. There’s supposed to be some significance but I never knew what.

The last Very Slovak Christmas Food that we still make are kolacki, folded filled cookies. We used prune paste (prune Christmas!) called lekvar for some and a chopped walnut mixture for others.


Since they are decidedly not AFP I’ll end my detail now.

canis minor
May 4, 2011

Rollersnake posted:

I think my grandmother's had pork or sausage too, but it's been so long I can't remember either. :unsmith:

I also bought oplatki, which are basically giant communion wafers that I've always thought of as edible Christmas trading cards. We'd eat them topped with honey and crushed walnuts.



Incidentally, I discovered that you can buy communion wafers on Amazon, there are different brands, and they come in white or whole wheat.

That's pretty cool! We (in Poland) always have them during Christmas dinner but it's first time I've heard of them being eaten with anything. We eat them plain, so they don't generally taste of anything; we do however break them with the other person, wishing them all good, etc. in the upcoming year.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Pookah posted:

Seems funny that they died out when using canned food in recipes seems to have stayed so popular in parts of the US - Isn't putting Cream of Mushroom Soup in everything is a bit of a cliché of the Midwest?*

Canned pies are pretty handy pantry foods to have for emergencies, except for the fact that you definitely need an actual oven to cook them; microwaving would be extremely revolting. Maybe that's why they vanished.

In case anyone is interested, here's what the standard modern tinned pie looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfMnY23DmJA







*Footnote, yes I know the US has some of the most varied, creative and wonderful food cultures in the known universe, but I'm pretty sure there are still some regions which remain devoted to CoMS

Eeeh would.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

🍆 Eggplant Lasagna 🍆 #healthy #organic #vegan #choices



someone should photoshop hexes and settler units onto this thing

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Pastry of the Year posted:

🍆 Eggplant Lasagna 🍆 #healthy #organic #vegan #choices



someone should photoshop hexes and settler units onto this thing
Unlike the other resources in the game, you trade to get rid of these.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Since eggplant is delicious, I would, but this particular one looks wet.

GenericOverusedName
Nov 24, 2009

KUVA TEAM EPIC
Decent idea, poorly executed.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
May or may not be food porn:
https://i.imgur.com/pxgX4TL.mp4

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Rollersnake posted:

I also bought oplatki, which are basically giant communion wafers that I've always thought of as edible Christmas trading cards. We'd eat them topped with honey and crushed walnuts.
That's a marvelous description of oplatki, and a rich as gently caress way of eating them. We ate ours dry, like...well, like Communion wafers. :(

edit: What canis minor said.

Hirayuki has a new favorite as of 16:56 on Dec 13, 2017

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man



In what 1980s hair metal video does this originate? Something by Krokus? Dokken? Winger?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

CommonShore posted:

In what 1980s hair metal video does this originate? Something by Krokus? Dokken? Winger?

Jane's Addiction, Been Caught Stealing

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

Pastry of the Year posted:

🍆 Eggplant Lasagna 🍆 #healthy #organic #vegan #choices



someone should photoshop hexes and settler units onto this thing

Eggplant is really delicious but always looks AFP when cooked while just regular porn when raw

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
OK, so I got this 80's Coca-Cola ad vinyl record thingy from a flea market and the cover has some amazing coke recipes for y'all.

For example:

-Put some fruit in your coke
-Put some ice cream and orange in your coke
-Put some whipped cream and peanuts on your coke, what the gently caress

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
What is an omppu-pomppu without Coke in it?

Peanuts in cola (though I think RC is canonical here) is a thing in the Southern US, but you don't do it like you're topping an ice-cream sundae; here's a description of this regional taste sensation.

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Mymla posted:

Why did they call it "spotted penis"?
they didn't, 'dick' only started being a synonym for penis around 1890.

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

AlbieQuirky posted:

What is an omppu-pomppu without Coke in it?

Omppu pomppu doesn't really mean anything. It would probably be close to something like apple-schmapple in that "bah humbug" kind of way but more playful. A straight translation would be apple bounce. This recipe here is: put some apple slices and cinnamon in your coke.

I guess these didn't really take off because I've never seen anyone do these over here.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

AlbieQuirky posted:

What is an omppu-pomppu without Coke in it?

A glass of apple slices and cinnamon if I'm reading the tiny print correctly.

efb

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pingiivi posted:

OK, so I got this 80's Coca-Cola ad vinyl record thingy from a flea market and the cover has some amazing coke recipes for y'all.

For example:

-Put some fruit in your coke
-Put some ice cream and orange in your coke
-Put some whipped cream and peanuts on your coke, what the gently caress



I would love to have some data on fully failed restaurant recipes. Every "creative" food place has poo poo on their menu I bet no one has ever ordered but they seem to be holding out hope you'll be that guy.

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Iron Crowned posted:

Jane's Addiction, Been Caught Stealing

Which was on Ritual de lo Habitual, released in 1990. Here's the video, to close this out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzUnqr1t7yI

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
That song owns.

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

This mayonnaise-slathered abomination belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsh4kQalS4U

ToxicFrog
Apr 26, 2008


Botnik Studios requests help from the machines in coming up with thanksgiving recipes.

It goes about as well as you'd expect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygBCeL9hGzI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0uLbqEbEd0

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
I see English heritage has always hated food.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

subpar anachronism posted:

This mayonnaise-slathered abomination belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsh4kQalS4U

This is an act of terrorism.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib

Pingiivi posted:

OK, so I got this 80's Coca-Cola ad vinyl record thingy from a flea market and the cover has some amazing coke recipes for y'all.

For example:

-Put some fruit in your coke
-Put some ice cream and orange in your coke
-Put some whipped cream and peanuts on your coke, what the gently caress



Oh poo poo, I found a bunch of those faux stained glass Coca Cola cups at the thrift store last weekend.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

Oh poo poo, I found a bunch of those faux stained glass Coca Cola cups at the thrift store last weekend.

Don't buy them unless they're tinted deep red, like the ones at Pizza Hut.

I wonder how so many cheap pizzerias got their hands on those exact red cups from the same supplier, but no other restaurants did.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Coke tasted so good in them, with crushed ice

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
My roommate's dinner tonight:

Smells great, looks as Minnesotan as she is.

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Now it's all Mason jars and repurposed medical equipment as far as the eye can see.

Here is a recipe from Celine Dion's mom:
36 mouthfuls

Ingredients:

1 cup (250 ml) of liquid honey
1 cup (250 ml) of peanut butter
1 C with table (15 ml) of melted butter
1 1/2 cup (375 ml) of dried milk
Preparation:

30 min / Cooking: none Method:

Mix all the ingredients using a spoon out of wooden to form a smooth and homogeneous paste.

Cool at least an hour.

Lower between two papers waxed in a thickness from approximately 3/8 of inch. Deposit on a plate and put at the freezer to facilitate the cut of the gâteries.

When the mixture is hardened, leave the freezer and cut using decorative punches. Be useful at once on a beautiful plate of presentation.

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Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

Pookah posted:

Seems funny that they died out when using canned food in recipes seems to have stayed so popular in parts of the US - Isn't putting Cream of Mushroom Soup in everything is a bit of a cliché of the Midwest?*

Canned pies are pretty handy pantry foods to have for emergencies, except for the fact that you definitely need an actual oven to cook them; microwaving would be extremely revolting. Maybe that's why they vanished.

In case anyone is interested, here's what the standard modern tinned pie looks like:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfMnY23DmJA







*Footnote, yes I know the US has some of the most varied, creative and wonderful food cultures in the known universe, but I'm pretty sure there are still some regions which remain devoted to CoMS

seems like canned pie meat would be much better

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