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Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

BlueberryCanary posted:

What exactly will happen with the info Mueller has collected will be hard to say at this point. It all depends on just how bad everything is. What I am saying is if Mueller is fired, then just like in the case of Nixon, one or more people associated with the investigation will reveal the worst of what Mueller and his team have dug up. (Deep Throat was, in fact, the associate director of the FBI) Moreover, you can be sure that what they reveal isn't just going to be hearsay. They will provide solid proof.

If indeed the piss tape is real, and Mueller has it, by god Trump is going to be impaled.
Y'know, I'm thinking that the guy with (at least that we know of) 20 fingers pointing at him on grounds concerning sexual harassment / assault allegations, several bankruptcies (including a loving casino!), and a kilometric-amount of debts probably has more than just the player's choice of skeletons in his closet.

What I'm trying to say here is that, as much of a fan of process as I am: DO IT, DONNIE. You won't feel a thing :black101:

e: My dog. The best dog.

Wark Say fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Dec 14, 2017

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Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Lemming posted:

They are too stupid to have insulated Pence. It's already become clear that the thing they fired Flynn for, that he supposedly lied to Pence, was a lie itself and Pence already knew about the meetings.

He's hosed too.

I don't think Pence talked to the FBI or Congress so it doesn't count as a crime.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

Crabtree posted:

Except Fox News, but then again, I'm expecting them and their owners to be entirely complicit and fall down with any serious impeachment.

or it'll get the moore treatment and they won't cover it

that feels dumb as gently caress to type but still in the realm of probability

Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

Charliegrs posted:

Is it possible that the Mueller investigation is going to have a hard time ever ending because the crimes havent stopped? Like if there is continued White House/Russia collusion to this very day and the Mueller investigation is aware of it at what point will the investigation be able to wrap up? Like you can't tell me the Russians aren't going on the offensive for the 2018 midterms and the White House won't be helping. They know the midterms are do or die for this administration.

I hope they're aware that by dragging it out, a higher number of people are going to die as a direct result of the criminals they're prosecuting remaining in charge, with each new day that passes waiting for them to build their most perfect historic investigation ever and add it to their resumes

Happy Thread fucked around with this message at 04:33 on Dec 14, 2017

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo
I've said it before and I'll say it again: If Trump gets impeached for Russia stuff we're getting President Orrin Hatch.

Owlofcreamcheese
May 22, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
Buglord

Crabtree posted:

Except Fox News, but then again, I'm expecting them and their owners to be entirely complicit and fall down with any serious impeachment.

Fox news doesn't even like trump, it likes republicans. If trump becomes enough of a drag on the republican brand fox would be ahead of everyone yelling that trump was a plant and a spy and actually if you read his books he wanted abortion and is probably a RINO democrat or whatever.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

skylined! posted:

or it'll get the moore treatment and they won't cover it

that feels dumb as gently caress to type but still in the realm of probability

Well no, that's what I said, they won't cover it. But knowing the Murdochs, they likely are involved in this up to their necks and could be taking Fox itself with them. Which I'm sure Disney would love to remove them and completely steal the football television market.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

Dmitri-9 posted:

I don't think Pence talked to the FBI or Congress so it doesn't count as a crime.

These guys accidentally commit crimes for breakfast, is my point. There's no way that this isn't just the tip of the iceberg. They couldn't even keep their story straight for the media, how are they gonna do it for the FBI?

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mango sentinel posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again: If Trump gets impeached for Russia stuff we're getting President Orrin Hatch.

Rex Tillerson imo.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Mustached Demon posted:

Rex Tillerson imo.

If they were smart they'd all resign down to Mattis.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Owlofcreamcheese posted:

The wikipedia page is hilarious because the accurate list of facts is indistinguishable from an article dunking on trump



The eventual Ron Howard movie made up about this is going to have one hell of a cast.

Ganson
Jul 13, 2007
I know where the electrical tape is!

Mustached Demon posted:

Rex Tillerson imo.

Rexies just waiting on the year timer so he can get his tax write-off. Wouldn't surprise me if he pimp walked backwards out of the room on January 20th.

At least now we know that literally anyone can run Exxon.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

Since impeachment means a Dem Congress, and they probably don't want to install one of their own for the horrible optics of it, Mattis is probably the best compromise pick to hold the nation over until the next election.

mango sentinel
Jan 5, 2001

by sebmojo

Mustached Demon posted:

Rex Tillerson imo.

Why would it get past Hatch?

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

mango sentinel posted:

Why would it get past Hatch?

Heart attack from shock? Dude’s ancient.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/941145566091841537

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

mango sentinel posted:

Why would it get past Hatch?

He's dirty as gently caress or doesn't want it because he way old.

My main argument here: poo poo hitting the fan like that means we live in a just universe therefore justice for Rex would mean being president. Hardest, most stressful job (before Trump) is president and I imagine he'd be miserable.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Dumb Lowtax posted:

I hope they're aware that by dragging it out, a higher number of people are going to die as a direct result of the criminals they're prosecuting remaining in charge, with each new day that passes waiting for them to build their most perfect historic investigation ever and add it to their resumes

on the other hand if they gently caress this up an even larger number people are going to die

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Sodomy is included in somes pursuit of happiness.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

he's not entirely wrong, I love sodomy and materialism

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

:lol:

Get hosed, shitstain

Ganson
Jul 13, 2007
I know where the electrical tape is!

Zil posted:

Sodomy is included in somes pursuit of happiness.

Bernie/Butt Stuff, 2020

Moore is desperately trying to hold onto his 5 minutes of fame that are the only thing preventing him from being prosecuted for diddling kids.

Danny LaFever
Dec 29, 2008


Grimey Drawer
ugh gently caress off Roy. Go away.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Can't wait to get America's first antisenator

Praxis Prion
Apr 11, 2002

The sky is a landfill.
Pillbug
More sodomy means less abortions anyway. Buttsex is wild and it don't cause no child!

Ganson
Jul 13, 2007
I know where the electrical tape is!

Praxis Prion posted:

More sodomy means less abortions anyway. Buttsex is wild and it don't cause no child!

Religious fundies don't want less abortions. What would they rail against for money and cheap political points? Beating the pink drum doesn't have the kick it had in the 80s.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mango sentinel posted:

Why would it get past Hatch?

the president pro tempore is the oldest guy in the senate in the majority so its usually thought if it actually got to them they'd resign in favor of someone not a doddering ancient

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

VitalSigns posted:

Can't wait to get America's first antisenator

It's going to be weird when he moves into Jones' office and starts appearing on Fox News with the title of Senator (R-Al.

CRIP EATIN BREAD
Jun 24, 2002

Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T



Soiled Meat
listening to all that church poo poo makes me really uncomfortable

roy moores poo poo reminded me of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQMZvevmFIk

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Praxis Prion posted:

More sodomy means less abortions anyway. Buttsex is wild and it don't cause no child!

I had always heard "Cum in the buns, means you won't have sons" but I like yours better.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Lmao I hope Roy Moore sticks around for months just to torment Mitch.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Lycus posted:

Does Ryan have a clear successor, or are the factions gonna start massacring each other?

Last time this threatened to happen, the House Majority Leader, Kevin McCarthy, was generally considered to be the favorite to win. He's basically a harder-nosed, more HFC-friendly, less charismatic version of Paul Ryan.

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Owlofcreamcheese posted:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/12/1...icials-say.html

A state representative in Kentucky shot and killed himself Wednesday evening, officials said -- just days after a report emerged in which a woman accused him of sexual assault.

Rep. Dan Johnson, a preacher and a Republican, shot himself on a bridge in Mt. Washington, southeast of Louisville, Bullitt County Sheriff Donnie Tinnell told WDRB. His body turned up on a riverbank near the bridge and the weapon reportedly was found at the scene.

I mean, so he did ultimately resign. It was the right thing to do.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lmao I hope he never concedes and just keeps doing this for all of 2018

ReidRansom posted:

I mean, so he did ultimately resign. It was the right thing to do.

yeah I'm not one to joke about suicide or encourage anyone to do it, however, I will note that I am glad this man is dead

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

nachos posted:

Lmao I hope Roy Moore sticks around for months just to torment Mitch.

Roy knows it's over. I haven't gotten a fundraising email since yesterday, and they were coming every twelve hours like clockwork. If he were still gonna fight he'd be fundraising for a recount.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




"Hello God it's me Roy Moore!" "I could really use your help right now punishing all these heathens!" :bahgawd:

(Audible busy tone from the sky)

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Roy knows it's over. I haven't gotten a fundraising email since yesterday, and they were coming every twelve hours like clockwork. If he were still gonna fight he'd be fundraising for a recount.

no, he just thinks god is going to work a miracle with the military ballots cause he thinks hes jesus

Grapplejack
Nov 27, 2007

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Roy knows it's over. I haven't gotten a fundraising email since yesterday, and they were coming every twelve hours like clockwork. If he were still gonna fight he'd be fundraising for a recount.

He's too crazy to try to hook into wingnut welfare, I don't know what he's trying to do here.

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Excited for Roy Moore’s SOTU response

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Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

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