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LadyPictureShow posted:These past few ladies should also declare it 'No D December' and
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that is not even close to $1000 worth of pufferfish unless you are shopping at the west elm of garbage tier gaffe taxidermy
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Dec 14, 2017 04:58
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That's like $240 worth, max, assuming you didn't even argue bulk pricing. $1000 of pufferfish. gently caress. my rear end. where is this, l.a.? eat my rear end
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Dec 14, 2017 05:00
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Haifisch posted:I (24f) just accidentally obliterated an EXPENSIVE Christmas gift from my boyfriend (27m). Do I secretly replace it or tell him? Help! Eh, if she's got the disposable income I'd replace them so he has the opportunity to make the surprise and that's apparently a big deal but after Christmas confess what happened because thats the sort of stupid white lie that ends up breeding resentment somehow. If she doesn't have the cash lying around confess. On the other hand.... quote:we both really enjoy giving and receiving gifts. It's a shared love language and is a major way we show each other we care Set fire to the car, the fish, the boyfriend and yourself. therobit posted:Men who want thier women completely shorn are either gay or closet pedophiles, possibly both. HTH. How tha fuk do you arrive at the conclusion that make a dude gay?
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quote:we both really enjoy giving and receiving gifts. It's a shared love language and is a major way we show each other we care https://i.imgur.com/9yJS0H2.mp4
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Dec 14, 2017 05:02
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Are you gonna get onto reddit and give her bad advice so her relationship implodes and you can swoop in and teach him how to love again by showing him where to get pufferfish?
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Dec 14, 2017 05:07
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therobit posted:Are you gonna get onto reddit and give her bad advice so her relationship implodes and you can swoop in and teach him how to love again by showing him where to get pufferfish? No, trying to sabotage other people's relationships so you can try to swoop in like a vulture is completely and totally reprehensible. I lose a massive amount of respect for anyone who tries it, even if they're doing it to someone else.
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Pick posted:No, trying to sabotage other people's relationships so you can try to swoop in like a vulture is completely and totally reprehensible. I lose a massive amount of respect for anyone who tries it, even if they're doing it to someone else. What if the partner is the vulture, and you're more of a glorious eagle trying to save the fragile goat carcass from the depredations of the evil scavenger?
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Dec 14, 2017 05:15
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The taxidermy respecter has logged on.
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Outrail posted:What if the partner is the vulture, and you're more of a glorious eagle trying to save the fragile goat carcass from the depredations of the evil scavenger? Pick is more like those Eagles that gently nudge baby goats off cliffs and eat them, putting them out of their misery of lowered expectations of doting goat parents.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:29
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Pick posted:That's like $240 worth, max, assuming you didn't even argue bulk pricing. $1000 of pufferfish. gently caress. my rear end. where is this, l.a.? eat my rear end quote:[–]space_time [score hidden] 2 hours ago quote:[–]AnimalCity [score hidden] 52 minutes ago But OP insists these are super special rare pufferfish, so who knows: quote:]thrownaway0515 [S] [score hidden] 44 minutes ago
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Panfilo posted:Pick is more like those Eagles that gently nudge baby goats off cliffs and eat them, putting them out of their misery of lowered expectations of doting goat parents. In this scenario Pick would be simultaneously the eagle, the vulture, the baby goat carcass and David Attenborough's voice over as he narrates the eagle eating the vulture and choking on it's wishbone. In the distance a coyote howls (also Pick).
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Outrail posted:In this scenario Pick would be simultaneously the eagle, the vulture, the baby goat carcass and David Attenborough's voice over as he narrates the eagle eating the vulture and choking on it's wishbone. In the distance a coyote howls (also Pick). *pensively perches next to crippled goat on a cliffside* *goat crawls under truck to avoid awkawrd conversation*
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Dec 14, 2017 05:37
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PetraCore posted:Kids can tell if mom and dad loving hate each other and dad makes mom miserable. I wish I could tell this to people who decide to stay in horrible relationships for the children. It doesn't help them. IIRC there was a study a few years ago that disputed the wisdom of splitting up a miserable marriage with a kid but what it ultimately came down to was economic stability, so if the kid would be thrown into economic turmoil then it would actually be better for them to grow up with mommy and daddy together hating each other. I don’t remember anything that would help me look it up.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:43
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Haifisch posted:I (24f) just accidentally obliterated an EXPENSIVE Christmas gift from my boyfriend (27m). Do I secretly replace it or tell him? Help! quote:My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a year and a half, and we both really enjoy giving and receiving gifts. It's a shared love language and is a major way we show each other we care, so we tend to both go "overboard" for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, etc. Hmmm. quote:My boyfriend and I have been dating for about a year and a half, and we both really enjoy being extremely aggressive. It's a shared love language and is a major way we show each other we care, so we tend to both go "overboard" for birthdays, anniversaries, holidays, etc. Ah, there we go. The obvious truth here is that they are both co-abusive.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:54
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Haifisch posted:If it makes you feel any better, some people in the comments are pointing out that there are places you can get pufferfish on the cheap. It feels so easy to just turn the question around and ask herself "what would I want him to do if he did the same thing and was mortified?" I don't know how the answer can be unclear at that point. Obviously they are different people and can react to different things in different ways but come on, they even have the same love language.
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Dec 14, 2017 05:56
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:It feels so easy to just turn the question around and ask herself "what would I want him to do if he did the same thing and was mortified?" I don't know how the answer can be unclear at that point. Obviously they are different people and can react to different things in different ways but come on, they even have the same love language. Yes, their ability to think about the problem in a calm, empathetic and logical manner is what leads all these people to post in the first place.
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I would understand it being a tough call if their love language were wild and zany antics though.
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therobit posted:Men who want thier women completely shorn are either gay or closet pedophiles, possibly both. HTH. It ain't gotta be bald but it does need some management.
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Outrail posted:Yes, their ability to think about the problem in a calm, empathetic and logical manner is what leads all these people to post in the first place. IE the benefit of hindsight. It is so easy to break down the situation when it is methodically laid out in a text format. But when emotions are involved, when there is a ton of insecurity, second guessing, fear of the unknown, and peer pressure happening, people can do very different things.
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Dec 14, 2017 06:02
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La Brea Carpet posted:My boyfriend (M23) is actually doing "No D December" because I (F23) did no-shave November. quote:I almost want to tell him I can get "D" elsewhere if I chose. Doooooo iiiiiiiiiiittttttt
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Admiral Ray posted:Doooooo iiiiiiiiiiittttttt Lolling at how mad people are getting over this one, so big ups to the celibacy troll
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:I would understand it being a tough call if their love language were wild and zany antics though. r/relationships fakeposts as sitcom characters would be almost too easy.
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Dec 14, 2017 06:20
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Just write a post describing a sitcom episode and see if people pick up on what you're referring to or try to give actual advice.
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bitch your puffer fish ain't special
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La Brea Carpet posted:My boyfriend (M23) is actually doing "No D December" because I (F23) did no-shave November. If you're in a relationship and one person is withholding sex as a punishment that relationship should end.
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La Brea Carpet posted:My boyfriend (M23) is actually doing "No D December" because I (F23) did no-shave November. This one is p funny. I don't think anyone would bat an eye if he wasn't so upfront about the joke, it'd be p hard to claim "withholding sex" if your wife didn't sleep with you for a month cause she was stressed out about x/y/z. I do think she should break up with him, or at least have a serious conversation first, but it is legit a bit a funny to see the trope turned upside down. As far as shaving concerns go, that's just something people have to do to participate in society. Neckbeard is an insult for a reason.
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blarzgh posted:This is my love language: https://i.imgur.com/pjB4jHb.gifv *nws* Careful now, lest goons assume this is how an aroused woman's genitalia behaves! 
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blarzgh posted:This is my love language: https://i.imgur.com/pjB4jHb.gifv *nws* I hate you
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I know at least two girls that was told that they where infertile by their doctor, one is on her 3rd or 4th abortion and the second became a mom at 20.
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/r/relationships: doctors are some lying motherfuckers
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Apologies if this Dear Abby has been posted already. Peeved in California posted:My husband met a gal 33 years younger than he is at a doctor’s office. It seems they “became close,” so they went off and bought real estate together in another state. They spend weeks at a time together there alone.
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I (30M) am honestly not sure if my fiance (26) is mentally disabled, or has a learning disability. Can't talk to any of my friends about this, and I don't know if I should bring it up to her. I'm terrified she might just be unintelligent and that if I bring it up she will think I'm calling her dumb.quote:Before the accusations start getting thrown around, I do love my soon-to-be-wife. I love her to death. I really hope this doesn't just come off like I am calling her stupid and trying to sound like some kind of pretentious rear end in a top hat about how much smarter I am than her. But I hope by the end of this you will get what I mean. This isn't normal kind of unintelligence.
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quote:I am not sure if my fiance went to school, 
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Palpek posted:I (30M) am honestly not sure if my fiance (26) is mentally disabled, or has a learning disability. Can't talk to any of my friends about this, and I don't know if I should bring it up to her. I'm terrified she might just be unintelligent and that if I bring it up she will think I'm calling her dumb. The irony of this chode calling his fiance a moron is delicious.
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Dear reddit, I think my fiancee might be a man but I'm not sure.
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I've worked with people who are otherwise intelligent people but have an extremely shallow knowledge base. It's frankly embarrassing and I wonder how they managed to avoid knowing anything about the world. But I do know that it isn't because they're retarded, it's just that they don't seek out knowledge. If something comes up and they don't know anything about it they just drop it and don't pursue it, whereas most (maybe not, I'm biased and in academics) people would do a cursory google search on the matter or read a wiki article.
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The guy is a moron but I just want him to keep going with the list of things his future wife doesn't know. Make it a daily blog.
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My [20 F] boyfriend [23 M] of 2.5 years claims I'm going "hyperspeed" on life and it's unfair.quote:We met my first year of college. We have been going to couples therapy lately. But I'm afraid it's been the last straw but I'm also terrified of making a mistake. EDIT: her fresh comment quote:The post doesn't convey how sweet he can be when he spends time with me. But I was clearly not a priority for a long time. Palpek fucked around with this message at 11:06 on Dec 14, 2017 |
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