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all these stories about women supporting terrible losers are heartening. it's good to know if things go to poo poo I can always leech off of someone just by being "very sweet, no really"
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What happens if the knight gets cucked by the dragon?
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Dec 14, 2017 16:35
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Blade Runner posted:Nobody owes anybody sex ever, unless you are a medieval Knight who has just saved a royal from a dragon to win their hand in marriage
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Dec 14, 2017 16:35
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Theophany posted:What happens if the knight gets cucked by the dragon? I dont get paid unless theyre dead in all caps and proof. Dont care if they can shape shift and he loves the dragon, I got bills to pay and you cant maintain a manse on broken contracts.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:37
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One of my roommates in college was the same way. He wasn’t smart guy but there were weird gaps in his knowledge base sometimes. Despite living in the PNW his whole life, he wasn’t sure which ocean was the pacific, and he didn’t realize that Hawaii and Alaska “weren’t attached” Engineer.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:37
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Not knowing basic geography is an instant dealbreaker. Like I can understand someone not knowing where the Straight of Hormuz is or something, but confusing Georgia and New York? That's just basic "I really don't give a poo poo about the space outside my immediate bubble" that would be too much to handle.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:40
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Barudak posted:I dont get paid unless theyre dead in all caps and proof. Dont care if they can shape shift and he loves the dragon, I got bills to pay and you cant maintain a manse on broken contracts. Got any room for an apprentice in your operation?
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Dec 14, 2017 16:42
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My mother has multiple masters degrees, a PhD, and was a teacher in a variety of fields for decades. She until i was 12 and humiliated her at a family gathering thought the US and Germany were allies in world war one fighting against an italian russian french coalition and that Hitler was their king at the time.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:43
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My girlfriend only realized mattresses have springs earlier this year. She is much smarter than me. She was convinced that mattresses were made out of down, and all the springs were in the box spring.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:45
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Theophany posted:What happens if the knight gets cucked by the dragon? Really, it's the Knight that is typically cucking the dragon by coming in and stealing the Noble, so this is merely a role reversal mind the walrus posted:Well yeah, the point is that deciding to control an intimate shared activity and being an rear end in a top hat about it is abusive behavior. It can be abusive, I guess. Withholding sex is bad, yeah, but if a person doesn't want to gently caress you, that's their business. Even if you're in a relationship. You have to break up if you're not having the amount of sex you want to be having.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:46
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Got any room for an apprentice in your operation? Its a pretty short interview process. Question 1: Are you willing to train to the peak of the human condition for the sole purpose of killing irreplaceable living wonders that in their own meloncholy way represent the last vestiges of the untamed wilds as man tightens the noose around creation? Question 2: If in the woods adventuring, and we are separated, would you walk into a pool of water you just discovered that contains a sexy person who is beckoning you for a no strings attached all you can handle fuckfest ?
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Dec 14, 2017 16:52
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Blade Runner posted:It can be abusive, I guess. Withholding sex is bad, yeah, but if a person doesn't want to gently caress you, that's their business. Even if you're in a relationship. You have to break up if you're not having the amount of sex you want to be having.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:52
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Barudak posted:Its a pretty short interview process. I am willing to murder anything for no good reason and I would stab the sex monster, thank you
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Dec 14, 2017 16:54
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mind the walrus posted:It's not abusive because it's sex but because it's a shared activity that your partner knows you want and is deliberately controlling, in this case on a whim and laughing about it. Swap out Monopoly and it's the same problem, assuming Monopoly is really important to that person for some godforsaken reason. "Not loving me when I deserve it is ABUSE." Mind The Walrus : MTW : MRW : MRA>????
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FactsAreUseless posted:My girlfriend only realized mattresses have springs earlier this year. She is much smarter than me. She was convinced that mattresses were made out of down, and all the springs were in the box spring. What about memory foam, huh smartiepants?! I once had a 20 minute argument with someone that was adamant the only countries involved in WW2 were the US, Great Britain, France, Russia, Germany, Italy, and Japan. The could not be convinced otherwise. I couldn't even convince him Canada and Australia were grouped in as British.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:55
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Palpek posted:My [20 F] boyfriend [23 M] of 2.5 years claims I'm going "hyperspeed" on life and it's unfair. Jeez. These idiots who take their girlfriend's success as a personal insult rather than thinking "Awesome, I'm dating a girl who has her poo poo together"...
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Dec 14, 2017 16:56
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Blade Runner posted:I am willing to murder anything for no good reason and I would stab the sex monster, thank you Alright heres the paperwork, a next of kin disclosement form, and the address of an undertaker who specializes in closed casket funerals.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:57
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mind the walrus posted:It's not abusive because it's sex but because it's a shared activity that your partner knows you want and is deliberately controlling, in this case on a whim and laughing about it. Swap out Monopoly and it's the same problem, assuming Monopoly is really important to that person for some godforsaken reason. And sure, but the same holds intrinsically true. Nobody has to play Monopoly with you, especially if they don't enjoy playing Monopoly with you because you cheat and take money from the bank every loving time. If you have caused them to not want to gently caress you, play Monopoly with you, whatever is extremely important to you, that is a problem and you should leave or fix what makes them not want to do it.
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Dec 14, 2017 16:57
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Barudak posted:Alright heres the paperwork, a next of kin disclosement form, and the address of an undertaker who specializes in closed casket funerals. My attitudes on sex and murder have made both of these irrelevant
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Dec 14, 2017 16:58
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I'd say you must be playing Monopoly wrong but then again so are 99% of the people who play it, so whatev, go nuts
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Dec 14, 2017 17:07
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That girl probably shows up in all those streetwalking segments on late night talk shows.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:07
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Inescapable Duck posted:I'd say you must be playing Monopoly wrong but then again so are 99% of the people who play it, so whatev, go nuts This is also true for having sex
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Dec 14, 2017 17:08
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Male (24) and girlfriend (25) is smothering me to deathquote:We've been together 4 years. We have a wonderful relationship. In fact, I want to marry this woman. She's always been a bit clingy but I don't mind it here and there.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:11
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Palpek posted:Male (24) and girlfriend (25) is smothering me to death "She's smothering me, I need space!" "I want to marry this woman"  Dude needs to try the single life again.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:13
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Palpek posted:Male (24) and girlfriend (25) is smothering me to death For a beautiful moment, I pictured a man on his phone as his girlfriend holds a pillow over his face, desperately requesting help for a rather extreme relationship issue that must be solved in the next thirty seconds
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Dec 14, 2017 17:14
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The horror! Your future wife wants to spend time with you on the weekends. Dude needs to realize when you marry someone they are there 24/7 and me time is scarce if any at all.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:39
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Demon Of The Fall posted:The horror! Your future wife wants to spend time with you on the weekends. Dude needs to realize when you marry someone they are there 24/7 and me time is scarce if any at all. I think you may be thinking of a horror film, as most marriages do not have your partner standing there with you constantly, forever, in every waking moment
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Dec 14, 2017 17:41
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Demon Of The Fall posted:The horror! Your future wife wants to spend time with you on the weekends. Dude needs to realize when you marry someone they are there 24/7 and me time is scarce if any at all. Dude needs to  and she needs a loving hobby.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:42
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Imagine listening to music with earphones in while reading a book in one hand while doing curls in your garage weight room and still your girlfriend won't take the hint that maybe you want some alone time however fleeting.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:45
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I demand that anyone I go out with design an increasingly complex set of puzzles for me to solve If they cannot think of more I dump them, if they present me with a puzzle I cannot solve then I must present them with a puzzle that they cannot solve or they must leave me Once we have defeated one another in puzzle based fighting, we get married
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Been with my fiancee for 10 years and lived together for 5, confirmed you do need to do things away from each other, have separate hobbies or anything. We have gone through phases of not going out, staying together each night (day/night on weekends) and poo poo like that, after a few weeks you start to go crazy and get on each other's nerves, it has nothing to do with not liking/loving each other enough, you need time apart and things to do alone/with people other than your SO. What the gently caress are you going to talk about if your whole life revolves around your partner?
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Dec 14, 2017 17:46
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Blade Runner posted:I demand that anyone I go out with design an increasingly complex set of puzzles for me to solve
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Dec 14, 2017 17:49
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MF_James posted:What the gently caress are you going to talk about if your whole life revolves around your partner? You talk poo poo about your extended family and get all up in their business for about 50 years until you die
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Dec 14, 2017 17:50
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:Imagine listening to music with earphones in while reading a book in one hand while doing curls in your garage weight room and still your girlfriend won't take the hint that maybe you want some alone time however fleeting.
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Dec 14, 2017 17:52
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Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:If I met a girl able and willing to constantly be setting up puzzles and abstract thinking scavenger hunts for me to solve each weekend, I would marry her for sure. She's the one.
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Blade Runner posted:I demand that anyone I go out with design an increasingly complex set of puzzles for me to solve Turandot, there is a reason youre still single.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:The horror! Your future wife wants to spend time with you on the weekends. Dude needs to realize when you marry someone they are there 24/7 and me time is scarce if any at all. What the gently caress are you talking about? You're not married, are you?
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It's one thing for your partner doesn't know the specifics of global events, the space program, politics, geography, etc. People have different interests and experiences I don't blame someone for not knowing the capital of Arkansas off to the top of their head. But it's another issue if he/she is a total loving idiot who doesn't know where New York is on a map and entertains flat earther bullshit. No clue how that dude can stand it. He must be real desperate!
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Leon Einstein posted:What the gently caress are you talking about? You're not married, are you? Lol clearly or even in a live-in relationship for an extended period of time. I'm not saying ditch your SO every weekend, especially if you're spending very little time during the week together, but poo poo you need time to yourself.
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Demon Of The Fall posted:The horror! Your future wife wants to spend time with you on the weekends. Dude needs to realize when you marry someone they are there 24/7 and me time is scarce if any at all. I, too, am literally a parasitic lifeform attached to my girlfriend.
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