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Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

David D. Davidson posted:

Okay time to change my tactics when trying to predict what happens next. Instead of guessing the dumbest thing I can think of I'm going to roll a D20 a D10 and a D4.

Okay we got, 13, 8 and 4, so Doctor Conner is going to try to use the Hulk's blood to regenerate his arm, it's going to somehow turn him into The Lizard and Spiderman is going to be knocked out by a Hillbilly with a shotgun.

Quoting this so I can find it when it turns out to be true.

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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:

Well, now I know the sound effect for throw a confused gator.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
RONNK

AAGHHH...

HRRRR

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
LEG WOUNDED

GATOR BITE BAD, VERY UNCLEAN

LEG WILL CATCH GANGRENE

HULK WILL AMPUTATE

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?

I'm more concerned about The Teleporting Tree that's quick-approaching.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!
HERE COMES THE HULK

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Here comes a special boy!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Mikl posted:

HERE COMES THE HULK

It'll be proof that God exists if the next strip begins with THERE GOES THE INCREDIBLE HULK while he just walks away, never to be seen again in this arc.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


I can't believe the colorist robbed us of tan-pants-Hulk

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I'm worried about Curt's forehead acne.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?


Hulk just casually hurls an alligator over the horizon. God, I loving love this comic.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
"Go be an alligator in Jersey."

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


The third panel is extremely good, but I'm going to be laughing at that first one until I die. The juxtaposition of the stone-eyed tender moment with the nonchalant chucking of a confused gator...magnifique

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hulk doesn't look that mad. The mildly perturbed Hulk.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That gator being tossed away :vince:

Cabbit posted:

Christ I love this fever dream of a comic.

frodnonnag
Aug 13, 2007
Heh, his pants are already purple.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

goatface posted:

"Go be an alligator in Jersey."

A+ reference.

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

Hulk's just hiding an arm so as to not offend the amputee in the room.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Here's a sneak preview of the next week:

HIJK
Nov 25, 2012
in the room where you sleep
wait it's seriously the Hulk? that's not an edit?

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
If Bruce Banner wants to wander through the Everglades, that's his business.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Hulk pencil you in for hour! Wait in bar!

Precambrian
Apr 30, 2008

I love all the onomatopoeia we've been given for the Gronkowski Gator. Whether a RONNK, GR-ONNNCK, or the classic GRONNK, I can practically hear the gator noises!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
If next year's thread isn't titled "GRONK" it'll be a massive failing.

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


Don't forget the innovative RRONGK?

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!



that gator is me and the hulk is this storyline

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.

Randaconda posted:

Darkman owned

Wikipedia

quote:

The blast throws Westlake through the roof, into the river. Thought to be dead, he survives but is hideously burned. He is brought to a hospital and subjected to a radical treatment which cuts the nerves of the spinothalamic tract, so physical pain is no longer felt. However, he also loses his tactile sensation. The loss of this sensory input gives him enhanced strength due to adrenal overload and keeps his injuries from incapacitating him, but its absence also mentally destabilizes him.

This I believe is a more realistic depiction of what would happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIyimx8Ixw

head58
Apr 1, 2013

I believe we should henceforth celebrate RONNKmas every December 15, where we go out into the swamp and hurl alligators.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


His Divine Shadow posted:

Wikipedia


This I believe is a more realistic depiction of what would happen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIyimx8Ixw

Next you'll tell me a radioactive spider would just give you radiation poisoning.

PantsOptional
Dec 27, 2012

All I wanna do is make you bounce
I don’t know why you’re all calling it a gator when it’s clearly a Gronkodile.

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
Man, I hope we get a second guest star who pops in to see what's going on after getting hit in the head with a gator

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Zeeman posted:

Man, I hope we get a second guest star who pops in to see what's going on after getting hit in the head with a gator

I was already disappointed Hulk didn’t hurl it at Peter.

I can only hope it lands near JJJ.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Binary Badger posted:

Gonna have to be someone pretty strong too to take on a croc.. oh no not Bruce Banner again? The guy seems to be drawn wimpy..

Thanks, just throw money.

Pretty sure we're gonna either have a gamma-powered Lizard or a Liz/Hulk fight, which will be over in ten seconds with the Hulk throwing the Lizard who goes 'ronk!' and lands in Connecticut.

More comedic option: crocodile hits Thor who was passing by and they get into a 'misunderstanding' fight, they club each other into unconsciousness, Petey gets to do his 'in some nutty way, I guess I win' bit.


Binary Badger fucked around with this message at 19:27 on Dec 15, 2017

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




head58 posted:

I believe we should henceforth celebrate RONNKmas every December 15, where we go out into the swamp and hurl alligators.

Fun Fact: Ronk is norwegian slang for masturbating.

Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

Binary Badger posted:

Pretty sure we're gonna either have a gamma-powered Lizard or a Liz/Hulk fight, which will be over in ten seconds with the Hulk throwing the Lizard who goes 'ronk!' and lands in Connecticut.

This would mean that Newspaper Spider-Man was currently engaging in sophisticated foreshadowing, which would be pretty fantastic.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


I remember a few episodes of the TV Hulk being nothing but Bruce hulking out, scaring a few people. tossing one or two stuntmen into a pile of boxes, then running the gently caress out of there like he had a hot date.

Don't tell me Stan is stooping down so low as to steal bits from the TV show.

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notthegoatseguy
Sep 6, 2005

I doubt Stan has ever watched the Bixby Hulk series.

Hell he probably hasn't even watched the Spider-Man Raimi films.

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