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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
The complaints here just confirm that nobody wants to see an actually good Star Wars movie and when they do, it’s too much

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KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


The only ideologically acceptable ending to the trilogy lies in the moral redemption of not only Kylo, but Hux and the whole First Order through the power of love.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

Darth Walrus posted:

Heroes are important, but only insofar as they create and preserve more heroes. You beat the bad guys by shrinking them into relative irrelevance, and for that, you need numbers.

This is some of the most nihilistic stuff I've read.

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN
After witnessing firsthand the death of Christ and thinking “glad that’s over with”, Luke attempts murder and then spends thirty years contemplating a blade of grass before coming to the epiphany that it is okay to be unhappy sometimes like in the movie Inside Out.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Zeris posted:

The complaints here just confirm that nobody wants to see an actually good Star Wars movie and when they do, it’s too much

Good doesn't mean perfect. I already said this is the best Star Wars movie in three decades but that doesn't mean it doesn't have flaws that are cathartic to talk about.

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

Jesus Christ wasn't as much of a worthless gently caress up as Anakin Skywalker

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
You beat the bad guys by shrinking them into relative irrelevance, and for that, you need warm bodies.

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

If you don’t care about the God, why are you watching Star Wars movies?

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

s.i.r.e. posted:

Luke wasn't a crybaby bitch about his parents,

HardKase
Jul 15, 2007
TASTY
I want a fan of Leia suddenly mattering the force with no training.

The rest of the movie was pretty good. I was shocked by Lukes failure, and understand kylo's feelings of betrayl and anger.

My favourite part was Luke telling R2 off for his language.

Preston Waters
May 21, 2010

by VideoGames
lol when looking back at https://pastebin.com/UPYz7n2P

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
I said it before but I'm peeved at this complete insult to every effort the heroes put forth in the original trilogy. Literally everything that they fought and suffered for meant nothing so some board of directors could make "Rebels vs. Empire" last forever. The entire original trilogy might as well not have happened because the villains effortlessly took back over to zero pushback with their infinite armada's and super-weapons (Which they can apparently just replicate infinitely).

Yaws
Oct 23, 2013

galagazombie posted:

Literally everything that they fought and suffered for meant nothing so some board of directors could make "Rebels vs. Empire" last forever.

Luke and co. are not real people.

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Is it any surprise that a bunch of people idolizing failed institutions fail again?

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
I’m very curious about the involvement of Snoke in Ben’s training, since Leia and Luke have both referred to it at length now. But aside from that, I’m quite happy to accept the message that the past is the past and there’s nothing to be gained from examining it; what matters is facing things as they are now.

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/agentbizzle/status/941691022777532416

KaptainKrunk
Feb 6, 2006


Zeris posted:

I’m very curious about the involvement of Snoke in Ben’s training, since Leia and Luke have both referred to it at length now. But aside from that, I’m quite happy to accept the message that the past is the past and there’s nothing to be gained from examining it; what matters is facing things as they are now.

Sounds like a rationalization for their own failure. Luke couldn't have failed because he is Wise and Good. Ben couldn't have been bad because he's the son of Good people.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

KaptainKrunk posted:

Is it any surprise that a bunch of people idolizing failed institutions fail again?

What a world we live in that now "representative government" is called a failed institution.

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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galagazombie posted:

I said it before but I'm peeved at this complete insult to every effort the heroes put forth in the original trilogy. Literally everything that they fought and suffered for meant nothing so some board of directors could make "Rebels vs. Empire" last forever. The entire original trilogy might as well not have happened because the villains effortlessly took back over to zero pushback with their infinite armada's and super-weapons (Which they can apparently just replicate infinitely).

I thought it was clear that the Republic had a weak and underfunded central government whose military and leadership were decimated by Starkiller. They're France in 1940 if the Nazis had nuked Paris and the majority of the French armed forces before invading.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

KaptainKrunk posted:

Sounds like a rationalization for their own failure. Luke couldn't have failed because he is Wise and Good. Ben couldn't have been bad because he's the son of Good people.

Sounds like a rationalization for "We made a mysterious character who actually had no mystery like hacks."

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

I thought the whole point of the finn subplot was "some risks dont pay off."

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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galagazombie posted:

Sounds like a rationalization for "We made a mysterious character who actually had no mystery like hacks."

I expect Snoke will be at least be mentioned in 9. Maybe? Who knows, I'm excited for 9.

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Star Wars fans want a Star Wars movie and when they get Star Wars movie then it's bad for being too much like Star Wars so lets give them something different but still Star Wars oh I guess it wasn't Star Wars enough.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

https://twitter.com/agentbizzle/status/941812377430794240

vegetables
Mar 10, 2012

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

An actual twist would require upending some basic, fundamental truth of the story. Darth Vader being Luke's heroic father completely tore the premise apart, because it was no longer clear who was good and who was evil. "[Character from previous movies] dies" in itself is not a twist - now Rey dying in the middle of the movie would be.

Since I saw Episode VII I wanted the twist with Rey's parents to be that Luke had killed them, thus inverting the twist in Empire Strikes Back, and for a brief moment in the movie it looked like that might actually happen! I was sad when it did not.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!

Pook Good Mook posted:

I thought it was clear that the Republic had a weak and underfunded central government whose military and leadership were decimated by Starkiller. They're France in 1940 if the Nazis had nuked Paris and the majority of the French armed forces before invading.

Thats kind of my point. RotJ (especially when informed by the prequels) insinuates that the reborn republic will have learned from the mistakes of the past. The prequels even show that in essence the Empire WAS the rot and corruption in the Old Republic taken form and things like the proto-rebellion subplot were to show how the true values of the republic became the Rebellion and the OT was a kind of redemption for them just as it was for Anakin.
But nope, have to have the Not!Rebellion fight the Not!Empire because that's what marketing says to do!

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Darth Walrus posted:

Man, this movie cut real deep on some real modern anxieties. I’ve seen people talking about how the villains felt lame and unthreatening, but I’d say they tapped into a very particular horror. The new trilogy has been a story of malicious, mercurial children gifted, through no effort of their own, with so much power that their actual competence is utterly irrelevant, and of a system where the greatest profit to be found for the actual smart people is in indulging their limitless appetite for vengeance and sadism until there are no smart people any more, just overprivileged sybarites immersed in an economy of suffering.

Kylo is a socially-stunted twentysomething who throws tantrums with enough weaponry to leave fuckin’ mushroom clouds. Snoke is this little, ancient gremlin who likes to pretend he’s some towering colossus while lounging around in a gold lamé bathrobe and playing dumb pranks on his prisoners, and he gets away with it because he’s able to control reality within his line of sight and break your brain from half a galaxy away. Hux is a pathetic loser with awful hair who would almost be lovable if he hadn’t already committed the biggest, most monstrous single act of genocide in any Star Wars film to date. There isn’t some grand, cunning mastermind with an elaborate plan like Palpatine here - the true horror is that the world is now so broken that any overprivileged fuckwit can just walk in and take charge, and the great and the good will welcome them because so much of the pre-existing system is built on people being evil little shits, to the point where even righteous outrage and resistance is commodified (I really can’t help but wonder whether the resort for the executives running the forever war was consciously meant to look quite so much like Disneyland).

This, of course, is a worldview antithetical to any sort of Great Man theory - the problem is systemic, and at least partially based in putting too much power in the hands of any single, fallible human. That’s why a systemic response is required - fixing the universe takes more than one lifetime and more than one person, so any victory is worth it if you help and inspire someone, and no victory is worth it if you lose more people than you might reasonably have saved. Rose, Finn, and Poe’s dumbass ‘three people save a fleet’ plan failed, but they showed the galaxy that the machine could bleed when they destroyed that casino, and inspired a whole generation who would have otherwise have grown up without hope. Finn’s Death Star run would have resulted in one more cool but meaningless death (they showed his speeder’s guns melting for a reason), and Rose saving him meant that one more talented fighter got to live, even if it meant he would be humiliated. Every truly heroic sacrifice in the film - the admiral, the hospital ship captain - came after they had made every effort to minimise the risk and save as many people as possible. Heroes are important, but only insofar as they create and preserve more heroes. You beat the bad guys by shrinking them into relative irrelevance, and for that, you need numbers.

I like this post, and this movie.

Out of curiosity, when did they show the Jedi texts being saved? I'm sick as a dog so i guess I just faded out whenever that happened

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

oh also, Tracy from Chewing Gum showing up was an awesome 1-second cameo

Al Cu Ad Solte
Nov 30, 2005
Searching for
a righteous cause

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

There are only bad guys, some of whom offer false democracy and some of whom offer authoritarianism.

The First Order blew up six planets and killed presumably trillions of people? They kidnap children and train them to be mindless, obedient footsoldiers. And that's AFTER the Empire blew up one planet with billions and murdered and oppressed countless more.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

You beat the bad guys by shrinking them into relative irrelevance, and for that, you need warm bodies.

How do you think democracy works? Political victories aren’t won by individual fates, but by convincing the public of the viability and righteousness of your cause. The entire purpose of the system is to diminish the damage any one bad actor can do by empowering and inspiring the many (and making their lives better in the process).

On a semi-related note, one bit of the film’s collectivist attitude that really stood out to me was its depiction of the dark side. It’s undoubtedly powerful, but as philosophically deep as a puddle - it offers no insight into others, only endless reflections of yourself.

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

Zeris posted:

The complaints here just confirm that nobody wants to see an actually good Star Wars movie and when they do, it’s too much
This should be empty-quoted at the top of every page.

Despera
Jun 6, 2011
Its not some modern anxiety when you build up a chatacter, off them like its nothing and then tell the audience to move on

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

Despera posted:

Its not some modern anxiety when you build up a chatacter, off them like its nothing and then tell the audience to move on

The figurehead of a brutally regressive government is actually a pathetic buffoon, and even without him the social dynamics that gave him power still exist and need to be dealt with.....and this is *not* topical or relevant to today?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

"They subverted expectations" is true, but subverting expectations doesn't inherently make something good.

I don't think Snoke being a randomly mooked rear end in a top hat was inherently against the film's themes and ideas and I think it actually fit pretty well, but not everyone is all-in on the idea and that isn't inherently a wrong thing. When you aim to leave the audience intentionally unsatisfied then you end up people audience members who are unsatisfied. That's the risk of doing it. It may not pay off for everyone or even the majority, and TLJ delighted in leaving the audience unsatisfied. It set the tone for that the moment Luke Skywalker chucked his lightsaber away and started milking space tits the moment he appeared onscreen. Not everyone is obligated to find that satisfying, especially in a movie that is disjointed as hell.

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Luke chuggin' up that space cum will be an instant reaction gif classic

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Fuligin posted:

I like this post, and this movie.

Out of curiosity, when did they show the Jedi texts being saved? I'm sick as a dog so i guess I just faded out whenever that happened

at the end of the movie finn walks into a room in the millenium falcon and opens a drawer to pull out a blanket. next to the blanket are the books. finn doesnt notice them

Despera
Jun 6, 2011

Mulva posted:

The figurehead of a brutally regressive government is actually a pathetic buffoon, and even without him the social dynamics that gave him power still exist and need to be dealt with.....and this is *not* topical or relevant to today?

Lol Trump = Snoke is almost as much pretentious bullshit as starting your post with "tapping into modern anxietys."

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

Despera posted:

Lol Trump = Snoke is almost as much pretentious bullshit as starting your post with "tapping into modern anxietys."

Again, gold lamé bathrobe. The folks behind the new trilogy haven’t exactly been subtle in tying it to the modern resurgence of far-right politics - you saw people picking up on it all the way back with Hux’s speech and the reveal of Kylo’s true nature in TFA.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Darth Walrus posted:

Man, this movie cut real deep on some real modern anxieties. I’ve seen people talking about how the villains felt lame and unthreatening, but I’d say they tapped into a very particular horror. The new trilogy has been a story of malicious, mercurial children gifted, through no effort of their own, with so much power that their actual competence is utterly irrelevant, and of a system where the greatest profit to be found for the actual smart people is in indulging their limitless appetite for vengeance and sadism until there are no smart people any more, just overprivileged sybarites immersed in an economy of suffering.

Kylo is a socially-stunted twentysomething who throws tantrums with enough weaponry to leave fuckin’ mushroom clouds. Snoke is this little, ancient gremlin who likes to pretend he’s some towering colossus while lounging around in a gold lamé bathrobe and playing dumb pranks on his prisoners, and he gets away with it because he’s able to control reality within his line of sight and break your brain from half a galaxy away. Hux is a pathetic loser with awful hair who would almost be lovable if he hadn’t already committed the biggest, most monstrous single act of genocide in any Star Wars film to date. There isn’t some grand, cunning mastermind with an elaborate plan like Palpatine here - the true horror is that the world is now so broken that any overprivileged fuckwit can just walk in and take charge, and the great and the good will welcome them because so much of the pre-existing system is built on people being evil little shits, to the point where even righteous outrage and resistance is commodified (I really can’t help but wonder whether the resort for the executives running the forever war was consciously meant to look quite so much like Disneyland).

This, of course, is a worldview antithetical to any sort of Great Man theory - the problem is systemic, and at least partially based in putting too much power in the hands of any single, fallible human. That’s why a systemic response is required - fixing the universe takes more than one lifetime and more than one person, so any victory is worth it if you help and inspire someone, and no victory is worth it if you lose more people than you might reasonably have saved. Rose, Finn, and Poe’s dumbass ‘three people save a fleet’ plan failed, but they showed the galaxy that the machine could bleed when they destroyed that casino, and inspired a whole generation who would have otherwise have grown up without hope. Finn’s Death Star run would have resulted in one more cool but meaningless death (they showed his speeder’s guns melting for a reason), and Rose saving him meant that one more talented fighter got to live, even if it meant he would be humiliated. Every truly heroic sacrifice in the film - the admiral, the hospital ship captain - came after they had made every effort to minimise the risk and save as many people as possible. Heroes are important, but only insofar as they create and preserve more heroes. You beat the bad guys by shrinking them into relative irrelevance, and for that, you need numbers.

I like this. I'd be more inclined to be persuaded by it though if it held up outside of the context of just TLJ.

As it stands though, the rest of the series explored this. For instance, TLJ when read in this way would have us understand that the popular uprisings and statue-topplings that occurred after the second Death Star was destroyed were not the beginnings of a political revolution

The broom kid at the end has already happened in the series, and it happened on an even wider, galactic scale. From Coruscant to Naboo to Tatooine--all the way to the outer rim!

...and it didn't work. Apparently. In the Post-Lucas Star Wars there is apparently no limit to the bodies required to throw into the grinder to win

Darth Walrus posted:

Again, gold lamé bathrobe. The folks behind the new trilogy haven’t exactly been subtle in tying it to the modern resurgence of far-right politics - you saw people picking up on it all the way back with Hux’s speech and the reveal of Kylo’s true nature in TFA.

It doesn't really track though, does it? If you were to boil down the essences of Trump into a science fiction character it would not be the Wizard of Oz crossed with Palpatine. It would be Mojo from X-Men.

Snoke doesn't amass power because of an appeal to racism and "rural values" like Trump did. Snoke isn't talking about the War on Christmas. In fact, we don't know how Snoke amassed power. Money...I guess? Trump didn't buy the presidency. And Trump certainly didn't train the Alt-Right like Snoke trained Kylo. He was a byproduct of it, a creation of it.

I just don't see clear textual support for the whole shebang. It's fun to go on about, but upon close inspection it doesn't really work I don't think.

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
The Resistance allies hiding in the outer rim are gonna show up in IX, right?

RIGHT?

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