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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

BigDave posted:

Has he ever photographed well? Even for a old guy he looks like a scrotum.


If he fires Mueller, he triggers a Saturday Night Massacre. Sessions recuesed himself, so he can't do it, and no way Rosenstein will fire Mueller.

And if Flynn accepts a pardon, he waves all 5th Amendment privileges related to his pardon.

what's to stop trump from pardoning him again if he just shuts up after getting pardoned?

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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
and supposedly he took the deal to keep his son out of trouble, which presumably would not be honored by the courts in the event of a pardon, I'm guessing

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

BigDave posted:

Has he ever photographed well? Even for a old guy he looks like a scrotum.


If he fires Mueller, he triggers a Saturday Night Massacre. Sessions recuesed himself, so he can't do it, and no way Rosenstein will fire Mueller.

And if Flynn accepts a pardon, he waves all 5th Amendment privileges related to his pardon.

IIRC, there's also a dead man switch that will activate in NY, DC, and VA where he and his son will face multiple felony charges at the state level.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Not to mention there is the potential of state charges against him, which Trump can't pardon him from.

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

boop the snoot posted:

what's the issue with "yeah i looked at porn and accidentally liked it on twitter. whoops!" instead of denying it? it would make him relatable to like... every dude in america.

or would the entire GOP go up in arms like WE DON'T LOOK AT PORN!!!

A republican Kentucky state rep just blew his brains out in a final commitment to public denial of his sexual activities. They are organizationally sick.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Handsome Ralph posted:

Not to mention there is the potential of state charges against him, which Trump can't pardon him from.

Not yet. :getin:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
The real interesting thing about Flynn and co. is that Donnie's lawyers are supposedly meeting with the Special Counsel sometime next week (per CNN). Expect crazyness at Christmastime if those lawyers don't like what they hear.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
DJT's idiotic poo poo lawyers probably wont even know what they're hearing after a few minutes across the table from Mueller, I think

edit: Like I'm willing to bet they'll learn more about Trumps activities, I sincerely doubt Trump would admit any wrongdoing to them either, so who knows what they (Ty Cobb et al) even know or think they know.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

mods change my name posted:

DJT's idiotic poo poo lawyers probably wont even know what they're hearing after a few minutes across the table from Mueller, I think

edit: Like I'm willing to bet they'll learn more about Trumps activities, I sincerely doubt Trump would admit any wrongdoing to them either, so who knows what they (Ty Cobb et al) even know or think they know.

trump will probably tweet about what they talk about so we will find out!

also manafort's house arrest is getting lifted

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





facialimpediment posted:

The real interesting thing about Flynn and co. is that Donnie's lawyers are supposedly meeting with the Special Counsel sometime next week (per CNN). Expect crazyness at Christmastime if those lawyers don't like what they hear.

It truly is Christmas

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
DJT tweet: "Mueller told my lawyers i did this. HOW COULD HE KNOW THAT UNLESS OBAMA BUGGED MY HOTEL???"

his supporters will ignore the admission of guilt and start attacking obama. it's brilliant.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Going to commit perjury on behalf of DJT to own the libs

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

BigDave posted:

If he fires Mueller, he triggers a Saturday Night Massacre. Sessions recuesed himself, so he can't do it, and no way Rosenstein will fire Mueller.

And if Flynn accepts a pardon, he waves all 5th Amendment privileges related to his pardon.

If Flynn gets pardoned he may take the mafia route of going through the system while mum, even if that causes him to go to jail for perjury for failing to talk. He'll appeal it and by then the GOP will have packed the courts enough that he'll get away with it.

psydude posted:

IIRC, there's also a dead man switch that will activate in NY, DC, and VA where he and his son will face multiple felony charges at the state level.

Man i'd be so pumped if there was a REAL contingency plan. Like, trump fires him at 5pm and by 7pm fbi loyalists have just perp walked every single one of those fucks, continue investigating with them all on temporary lock down and then release the ones who flip. That would make for an excellent movie in 5 years

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

M_Gargantua posted:



Man i'd be so pumped if there was a REAL contingency plan. Like, trump fires him at 5pm and by 7pm fbi loyalists have just perp walked every single one of those fucks, continue investigating with them all on temporary lock down and then release the ones who flip. That would make for an excellent movie in 5 years

the plot will be different, but i think we will get an excellent movie out of this regardless.

if we survive, of course.

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

Dum Cumpster posted:

I wish my memory worked on something more useful than "posts I can own with" :(

:(

You can take consolation in the fact that owns on the Internet will only grow

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

boop the snoot posted:

the plot will be different, but i think we will get an excellent movie out of this regardless.

if we survive, of course.

I have faith that the survivors in various as-of-now not as relevant countries will piece together a great movie or at least post-apocalyptic play.

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



Ambihelical Hexnut posted:

A republican Kentucky state rep just blew his brains out in a final commitment to public denial of his sexual activities. They are organizationally sick.

And don't forget, his wife immediately announced that she'll run to take his place and continue his legacy...

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I’m going to wager that Mueller is smarter than Trump and his lawyers so I’m sure he has some tricks up his sleeve.


Looking forward to the movie about this in 15 years.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

boop the snoot posted:

the plot will be different, but i think we will get an excellent movie out of this regardless.

if we survive, of course.

the best part of the movie will be this scene but with the cgi of 3948AD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dTEilGNDifI


edit: AD After Donald-Day

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
2017 has its moments

https://twitter.com/armcannon/status/941718001144991745

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

vains posted:

judge dredd but about homeless people jacking off

gahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Looking forward to the movie about this in 15 years.

Johnny Depp IS Donald Trump in Kingmaker.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


This is pretty hilarious but I doubt anything will come from it :/

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



boop the snoot posted:

also manafort's house arrest is getting lifted

What? I thought his ghost-writing of pro-Russian columns constituted a violation of his bail?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

This is pretty hilarious but I doubt anything will come from it :/

In geohell we take what we can get.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


orange juche posted:

What? I thought his ghost-writing of pro-Russian columns constituted a violation of his bail?

Judge said he could go to his home in Florida but had to be home every night by 11.


I mean you'll get hot takes in D&D saying he's going to flee the country now but lol if you don't think Mueller/DoJ has people shadowing him 24/7 at this point.

Angus McAWESOME
Mar 18, 2011

Late to the party with this, but would any of you gents have a link to the vid that came from? Asking for a friend. Thanks, gents.

Saint Celestine
Dec 17, 2008

Lay a fire within your soul and another between your hands, and let both be your weapons.
For one is faith and the other is victory and neither may ever be put out.

- Saint Sabbat, Lessons
Grimey Drawer

boop the snoot posted:

what's to stop trump from pardoning him again if he just shuts up after getting pardoned?

I don't think you can chain - pardon, like some sort of pardon-ception.

Or maybe you can. Who knows.

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008

Angus McAWESOME posted:

Late to the party with this, but would any of you gents have a link to the vid that came from? Asking for a friend. Thanks, gents.

Just watch this one again: https://i.imgur.com/6i092D9.gif

or google Ted Cruz Cory Chase

Angus McAWESOME
Mar 18, 2011
Thanks, bro.

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Saint Celestine posted:

I don't think you can chain - pardon, like some sort of pardon-ception.

Or maybe you can. Who knows.

So long as you're not pardoning an impeachment, you're good to go.

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

facialimpediment posted:

The real interesting thing about Flynn and co. is that Donnie's lawyers are supposedly meeting with the Special Counsel sometime next week (per CNN). Expect crazyness at Christmastime if those lawyers don't like what they hear.

Remember: Trump's lawyers have raised the expectation that the whole investigation will be over by Christmas. Two Scoops is gonna be even more sad than all the little kids whom Santa didn't bring didn't get a Nintendo Switch to this year when he finds out that a holy poo poo real life federal investigation takes time to work through.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

I HAVE GOOD AIDS posted:

Remember: Trump's lawyers have raised the expectation that the whole investigation will be over by Christmas. Two Scoops is gonna be even more sad than all the little kids whom Santa didn't bring didn't get a Nintendo Switch to this year when he finds out that a holy poo poo real life federal investigation takes time to work through.

The people that pass as Trump's friends predict that Trump fires his lawyers. After that, who the heck knows what happens next.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Ambihelical Hexnut posted:

Just watch this one again: https://i.imgur.com/6i092D9.gif

or google Ted Cruz Cory Chase

the marine picture in the background killed my boner

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

ElMaligno posted:

the marine picture in the background killed my boner

I'm surprised it wasn't the 3D girl

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

at the date posted:

I'm surprised it wasn't the 3D girl

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
heather harmon has killed my boner more times than i can count ifyaknowwhatimean

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

she truly is a legend

Ambihelical Hexnut
Aug 5, 2008
if ever someone deserved the phrase 'thank you for your service'

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GoGoGadget
Apr 29, 2006

Ambihelical Hexnut posted:

if ever someone deserved the phrase 'thank you for your service'

Well her husband was/is a Marine so I guess in a way she was thanking him for his service

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