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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

What site are you getting the English translation from?

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Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

A little late (my fault) but here:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




MageMage posted:

What site are you getting the English translation from?

I'm doing them myself.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Jay Rust posted:

A little late (my fault) but here:


I had a conversation about this before the election and we conclusively settled on "never better than now, even if now sucks"

turns out I can pinpoint it now, it was the day before the election

Rincewinds
Jul 30, 2014

MEAT IS MEAT

DACK FAYDEN posted:

I had a conversation about this before the election and we conclusively settled on "never better than now, even if now sucks"

turns out I can pinpoint it now, it was the day before the election

Yea, I constantly feel like things are going to Hell, but at the same time I know that objectively there have probably never been a better time, especially socially and politically, and while climate change is a ticking bomb, things are getting better for the majority of people, especially in the developing world. Then again, that's probably the point, the jobs disappearing in the west are helping the developing world, but making us feel like we are in decline because things are on a whole evening out while we blame foreigners instead of billionaires who are constantly moving jobs even out of developing countries to keep wages down. Not to mention that while sweat shops are far from ideal, they are often better than jobs available and they provide income that exceed what people earn normally in those places, increasing the standard of living and the focus should be on improving the conditions rather than closing them down (I sound more like a capitalist the older I get than the socialist I imagine myself to be). And at the end of the day, news about horror and poverty sells more than the stories about development and success, though at the same time, there need be a focus on the problems for there to be pressure of improving society.

Still, I am probably never going to stop worrying about a world controlled by mega corporations and police states, if not just struggling to survive in a collapsing world. No loving way I am becoming a prepper, I would just kill myself after running out of toilet paper anyhow. :v:

Rincewinds fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Dec 17, 2017

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
America was never great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Alhazred posted:

I'm doing them myself.

Thanks, I enjoy them :)

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Zesty posted:

America was never great.

Counterpoint: If America was great during slavery (per Moore et al.) then it technically never stopped being great.

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!
America was great up until the late 1400's or so

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

The Groper posted:

America was great up until the late 1400's or so
Even then I think you'll find it was, at best, merely okay.

I genuinely believe America was never better than November 7th 2016 and that we have never been anywhere near "great". We're pretty good by comparison to other places in a lot of ways! But on the whole, it's like that Churchill quote about democracy - I'd rather live now because every other time is worse, not because now rules so much.

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Duke Igthorn posted:

One thing lost in the obvious "He fired someone for bias so that means he's bias???" answers is that bias doesn't change fact. The political affiliation of the Watergate security guard that discovered the break in doesn't change the facts of the break in. So, basically, all of these people are saying "Well OF COURSE they are going to find something incriminating: the people looking for something incriminating hate the person they're investigating" which...I mean...wut?

ratbert90 posted:

I love that the FBI narrative has gone from "There's no collusion -> It's a big nothing burger -> the FBI is bias ->fake evidence!"

:allears:
The word is "biased", he's biased, the FBI is biased, jfc.

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.
based fbi stopping alpha republicans and daddy trump. - Garrison (probably)

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Observer:

"The Brexit pantomime: act two – Chris Riddell on the second phase of the EU withdrawal negotiations"

Sunday Telegraph:


Yesterday's The i paper:

Rupert Murdoch reshapes media empire with $66bn Disney deal

Sunday Times:


Gerald Scarfe:

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.




Wait, wait, wait....a reasonable/sane comic with a sober expanded opinion from loving Bok?

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Alkydere posted:

Wait, wait, wait....a reasonable/sane comic with a sober expanded opinion from loving Bok?

Don't get too excited.
It's only because Moore lost, now they all have an excuse to backtrack and pretend they never supported him.

Had he won, they'd all be crowing about how that somehow magically proves he isn't a pedophile.

RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Cloud posted:


Yesterday's The i paper:

Rupert Murdoch reshapes media empire with $66bn Disney deal


This just made me realize that the Mouse is now going to own The Simpsons?

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

RuanGacho posted:

This just made me realize that the Mouse is now going to own The Simpsons?

Good, maybe they'll finally euthanize them

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Flipperwaldt posted:

The word is "biased", he's biased, the FBI is biased, jfc.

...wut?

Tibalt
May 14, 2017

What, drawn, and talk of peace! I hate the word, As I hate hell, all Montagues, and thee

Panty Saluter posted:

Good, maybe they'll finally euthanize them
You hope Disney is going to kill an intellectual property?

Look forward to a Simpson movie every two years, my dude.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Seriously: is someone keeping count because this has to be the third total time Ramirez has actually drawn Trump. I honestly can't remember the last time because I've been waiting to test a theory


I was 100% right!

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

the_steve posted:

Don't get too excited.
It's only because Moore lost, now they all have an excuse to backtrack and pretend they never supported him.

Had he won, they'd all be crowing about how that somehow magically proves he isn't a pedophile.

BoK was against Moore the entire time. BoK is a giant turd but he does have at least one scruple. He sometimes has a decent opinion on other topics too. Every since Stantis’ brain shattered BoK is probably the most reasonable right wing cartoonist we post.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
Both of the posts quoted used "bias" as the adjective form of "bias". It's not "he is bias", it's "he is biased".

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Bok obviously just hates Due Process.

Fulchrum
Apr 16, 2013

by R. Guyovich

RuanGacho posted:

This just made me realize that the Mouse is now going to own The Simpsons?

I still can't find any confirmation either way on this. It keeps ranging from people saying all Fox tv stations were excluded, to just Fox News, Fox Business and Fox Sports.

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

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RuanGacho
Jun 20, 2002

"You're gunna break it!"

Fulchrum posted:

I still can't find any confirmation either way on this. It keeps ranging from people saying all Fox tv stations were excluded, to just Fox News, Fox Business and Fox Sports.

I'm pretty sure The Simpson's is part of 20th (21st?) Century fox which would make them part of the deal.

*~Lisa Simpson~* Disney Princess

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Oh goddamit.

Edit - Goddamnit! Goddamnit! Dustin Hoffman? G-g-goddamnit! GODDAMNIT! Dustin Hoffman, GODDAMNIIIIT!

Xander77 fucked around with this message at 19:39 on Dec 17, 2017

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Xander77 posted:

Oh goddamit.

Edit - Goddamnit! Goddamnit! Dustin Hoffman? G-g-goddamnit! GODDAMNIT! Dustin Hoffman, GODDAMNIIIIT!

The first time I remember an actor (can't remember who it was at all) publicly complain about Dustin Hoffman's horrible sexual advances on set was some time in the late 80s or early 90s. I guess it just wasn't considered a big deal back then. Don't know what this one is about though.

e: Checked recent news and it wasn't any of the three cases talked about in them. The only reason I remember it was because the actor made some allusion to bologna sausage.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Jerry Cotton posted:

The first time I remember an actor (can't remember who it was at all) publicly complain about Dustin Hoffman's horrible sexual advances on set was some time in the late 80s or early 90s. I guess it just wasn't considered a big deal back then. Don't know what this one is about though.

John Oliver brought it up in an interview with him and got people upset for bringing up old news.

SexyBlindfold
Apr 24, 2008
i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!

fool_of_sound posted:

BoK was against Moore the entire time. BoK is a giant turd but he does have at least one scruple. He sometimes has a decent opinion on other topics too. Every since Stantis’ brain shattered BoK is probably the most reasonable right wing cartoonist we post.

Nah I'm pretty sure that's Beeler. Bok's output is like 10% broken clock, 60% talking points shill, 30% spiteful, willfully-dense hot takes. Beeler's numbers are more like 40/50/10.

Xander77
Apr 6, 2009

Fuck it then. For another pit sandwich and some 'tater salad, I'll post a few more.



Beeler, Bish and... Catalino, I guess, except we stopped posting him?

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Rincewinds posted:

Yea, I constantly feel like things are going to Hell, but at the same time I know that objectively there have probably never been a better time, especially socially and politically, and while climate change is a ticking bomb, things are getting better for the majority of people, especially in the developing world. Then again, that's probably the point, the jobs disappearing in the west are helping the developing world, but making us feel like we are in decline because things are on a whole evening out while we blame foreigners instead of billionaires who are constantly moving jobs even out of developing countries to keep wages down. Not to mention that while sweat shops are far from ideal, they are often better than jobs available and they provide income that exceed what people earn normally in those places, increasing the standard of living and the focus should be on improving the conditions rather than closing them down (I sound more like a capitalist the older I get than the socialist I imagine myself to be). And at the end of the day, news about horror and poverty sells more than the stories about development and success, though at the same time, there need be a focus on the problems for there to be pressure of improving society.

Still, I am probably never going to stop worrying about a world controlled by mega corporations and police states, if not just struggling to survive in a collapsing world. No loving way I am becoming a prepper, I would just kill myself after running out of toilet paper anyhow. :v:

HERBLOCK BALBOA

If we're on the subject of greatness and reminiscing about the past, why not check out this week's Herblocks, all about gun control?

Herblock posted:

6. Bang, You're Dead

Many people think of our national sport as baseball — a game involving fair play, team play and individual prowess. This is a misconception. The great American sport is Bang-you're-dead.

It is played at an early age by children, sometimes using the thumb and forefinger, sometimes using toy weapons, and sometimes using real pistols and rifles loaded with real ammunition. The latter are often used accidentally and often used intentionally by Americans of all ages and of all physical and mental conditions. This is a sport in which any number can play, and do — running up a per-capita toll of maimed and killed that far surpasses the other countries of the world.

Compared to this sport, bullfighting, which is often looked upon as cruel and as indicating a morbid fascination with death, is a mild and harmless pastime. In the United States, it is Death in the Afternoon, Death in the Morning, Death at Night, Death Every Hour of Every Day of the Year, Death by Accident, Death by Murder, Death in Anger, Death in Fun — all with that great American sporting device, the gun. Nowhere else in the world is it used so widely or is it so easily available for participation by so many.

The reference to this slaughter as a national "sport" is not overdrawn. In the gun lobby's continuous campaign to put as many guns as possible into the hands of as many people as possible, it is constantly argued that the lobby is acting on behalf of "sportsmen." And all the money the gun-lobby organizations take in is pour le sport. The National Rifle Association, the lobby which is the chief front for gun peddlers, has an income of more than five million dollars a year, and this unregistered lobby pays no taxes. About a quarter of its five-million-a-year take comes from advertisements for guns in its magazine. The very title of this "Rifle Association" is misleading, since it engages in advertising and peddling not only rifles but a wide variety of handguns.

The NRA has other sources of income besides the gun peddlers. It has a large membership list of people who regard themselves as sportsmen, or red-blooded Americans, who receive its publications. The NRA gives these paying member-subscribers a steady barrage of anti-gun control propaganda so false and misleading that it might not be believed by anyone who received it in a free handout. In turn the members who are thus propagandized lay down their own barrage — on notice from the NRA to fire — on Congressmen.

Of course, NRA members have received other benefits, too. The United States Government has provided special sales on ammunition and firearms to the NRA and contributed men, money and weapons toward NRA-sponsored marksmanship meets, apparently on the theory that this somehow contributed to the national defense in a way that training in the U.S. armed forces does not.

This situation was dramatized when four hundred Detroit policemen joined the NRA as a group to obtain surplus carbines, available to them only through membership in that organization.

The U.S. Department of Defense, which had been subsidizing this private lobby with low-cost ammunition, firearms and other contributions, finally let its right mind know what its trigger fingers were doing and began curtailing its support of an organization dedicated to gunning down any government control of firearms. However, the U.S. Internal Revenue Service has never seen fit to tax this well-heeled lobby, apparently preferring to think of it as a social-welfare organization. In time, perhaps the President and the heads of various government departments might get together for a chat about the U.S. Government's relationship to the NRA.

Many of the people who complain most loudly about crime have been curiously uninterested in the control of guns which play a direct part in our nation's record-breaking number of murders, robberies and other crimes.

Many of those who place on their cars bumper stickers that say "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL POLICE" seem unmoved by the fact that from 1960 to 1966, more than 320 policemen in the United States were murdered by gunfire. And most of those police were gunned down in states with the most lax gun-regulation laws.

Those who want to support their local police might also consider that police agencies at all levels have long sought effective gun controls.

When Americans begin to be concerned about prospects of "long hot summers," the NRA's special contribution to the nation's tensions, fears and disorders was the suggestion that citizens "stabilize" their communities by arming themselves with guns and doing practice shooting. And the guns were all there in the NRA magazine's advertisements.

President Johnson called the write-in-for-your-gun business by its correct name when he referred to it as "mail-order murder."

He pointed out that 750,000 Americans were killed by firearms in the U.S. from the turn of the century to 1968 — "far more than have died at the hands of our enemies in all the wars we have fought."

He might also have pointed out that the death toll in modern predominately urban America is far greater than it ever was in actual frontier days — or even in the accelerated gun-slinging versions of "the Old West" that appear on television programs.

For those who like to think about how our country leads the world, there are interesting statistics in the President's message on guns:

quote:

Each year, in this country, guns are involved in more than 6,500 murders. This compares with 30 in England, 99 in Canada, 68 in West Germany and 37 in Japan. Forty-four thousand aggravated assaults are committed with guns in America each year. Fifty thousand robberies are committed with guns in America each year...

One can only wonder why a China which now fears "American imperialism" should bother to develop missiles, when its invention of gunpowder long ago might have been all that was necessary to insure that Americans would do themselves in.

In May 1968 the U.S. Senate, after prodding by President Johnson and Attorney General Ramsey Clark, voted to control mail-order sales of handguns, as part of an omnibus crime-control bill. But it rejected Edward M. Kennedy's proposal to control mail-order sales of other guns as well.

In 1965, the Senate had not been moved to action by Senator Robert F. Kennedy, who testified as a former Attorney General. He told his fellow Senators that in the previous year alone 9,300 persons had been killed by guns and that the great majority of those deaths would not have occurred if firearms had not been readily available. Senator Kennedy denounced the distorted facts put out by the National Rifle Association and said, on May 20, 1965, "For too long we have dealt with these deadly weapons as if they were harmless toys."

Just a little over three years later, Robert F. Kennedy was felled with a bullet in his brain — a bullet fired from a deadly weapon that might almost have been a toy. Like the shot that had killed his brother, President John F. Kennedy, and the one that had killed Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., this shot was heard round the world.

It was even heard in the United States Congress. What was heard even plainer was the voices of constituents — Americans who for years had shown themselves in national polls to be from 70 to 85 per cent in favor of strict gun controls, but who were not organized to shoot letters at Congressmen as were the trained letter writers of the National Rifle Association.

Under the volume of letters from outraged Americans, some of the most stalwart friends of the gun lobby and many of the Congressmen who had cowered before letters from NRA members were moved, temporarily at least, to take some account of the will of the people and their need for protection. President Johnson, who had called for a ban on mail-order sales of guns and some controls on over-the-counter purchases, now asked Congress for licensing and registration of all firearms in the United States.

The gun-lobby tactic at this point was to fight a delaying action, putting off effective legislation till the "hysteria" died down. "Hysteria," "haste" and "panic" were the words used in 1968 by gun lobbyists and politicians who had never found a good time to approve adequate gun controls in all the years such measures had been proposed.

Among Congressional delaying tactics was the good old leave-it-to-the-states device, which saw some kind of virtue in leaving to the states something which many states had no interest in doing ever, and in which they had long handicapped other states that did try to stem the flow of firearms.

Another ploy was that the President's new registration proposal was too tough. Tough on whom, besides the advocates of unrestricted killing in the United States?

There were delays and setbacks in Senate and House committees, to give time for the letters brought forth by the assassination of Senator Kennedy to "die down." Meanwhile thousands of Americans continued to "die down" from gun fatalities all over the country, as the gun lobby regrouped and stepped up its fire on Congress to put off really effective gun controls.

To my mind, this is one of the most important issues in the nation. It involves more loss of American life than Vietnam, and is an issue far less debatable. The national interest here is all on one side, on the side of life versus death.

We often hear that our political system involves a preference for ballots instead of bullets. We can use those ballots to bring to an end the steady stream of bullets which cut down Americans in the United States every day.

I am in favor of voting against Congressmen and Senators who will not vote for strict gun controls. The prime fault is not essentially with the gun peddlers' lobby, shameful and malevolent as that lobby is. It is with the Senators and Representatives who have it in their power to curb crime and killings committed with firearms — and who will not act.

Voters should put their Senators and Representatives on notice that they regard effective gun control as the life-and-death matter it is.

Ballots instead of bullets is exactly right. The levers on voting machines work quite as well as the triggers on the guns that brought down President Kennedy and Dr. King and Senator Kennedy. With the pull of a lever, the voter can say to a member of Congress, "Bang, you're dead politically."

Compared to the maiming and killing of millions of Americans, the careers of Congressmen who are callous to this carnage are of little consequence.

Voters can take part in a real and important version of the scene familiar to movie watchers as the Showdown.

Cartoons!

November 27, 1964

December 29, 1964

March 10, 1965

June 6, 1965

August 25, 1965

November 2, 1965

January 5, 1966

August 3, 1966

Herblock posted:

In August 1966 a 24-year-old man killed his wife and mother and then shot more than 40 people from the tower of the University of Texas, killing 13 more. Governor Connally, who had said in 1963 that the assassination of President Kennedy could have occurred in any American city, now expressed doubt about the value of proposed federal gun-control legislation. Texas is one of the states with the weakest gun laws and highest gun homicide rates in the U.S.

This refers to the University of Texas tower shooting on August 1.

August 4, 1966

Herblock politicizing a tragedy, SMH.

August 31, 1966

October 21, 1966

November 1, 1966

April 6, 1967

The recreational argument against gun control seems to have gone away in favor of the self-defense argument.

September 24, 1967

March 8, 1968

April 10, 1968

Ten days after MLK was shot.

May 19, 1968

The answer was "No."

June 6, 1968

Drawn the day that RFK died.

June 9, 1968

I guess some things never change. :smith:

Next time, Herblock on nuclear weapons.

Previous entries: the Johnson administration, the economy, the Vietnam War, civil rights, inner cities.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

Tibalt posted:

You hope Disney is going to kill an intellectual property?

Look forward to a Simpson movie every two years, my dude.

yeah....i know :smithicide:

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

Christ, these Herblock cartoons are so depressing. The NRA hasn't had to change its playbook at all.

Spoderman fucked around with this message at 21:38 on Dec 17, 2017

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

Spoderman posted:

Christ, these Herblock cartoons are so depressing. The NRA hasn't has to change its playbook at all.

Why should it, hasn't shown any signs of not working. :smith:

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Spoderman posted:

Christ, these Herblock cartoons are so depressing. The NRA hasn't had to change its playbook at all.

Yeah, change some of the numbers and names and that same text could have been written today :smith:

Aoi
Sep 12, 2017

Perpetually a Pain.

The Groper posted:

America was great up until the late 1400's or so

What's the current consensus on when whitey spread the various plagues that killed 95+% of the existing North American population before the Pilgrims showed up in the post-apocalypse to find a "so empty" continent just "waiting" for "them"?

Via Columbus, or the Vikings?

Probably before that happened, whenever that was. Man, to have a time machine...

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