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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

I wanted to see him play live, and this team did lose to the Jets and Cardinals
Ah fair, I forgot you said you were going to the game, that does suck. And you're right :ohdear:

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Well, I still have the Rockets and Astros

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Ah fair, I forgot you said you were going to the game, that does suck. And you're right :ohdear:

Never mind holy moly

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

purkey posted:

Never mind holy moly

While you're up, get me a quesadilla.

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
holy lol I just looked at the Texans/Jags score

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
I need the tits to 3-0 the jags again I need this in my life

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Dear god...

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

TSBX posted:

Dear god...

Playoffs?! Playoffs?!

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Really though, who abducted Bort?

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Texans, you had one job.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.
I've been saving this since I moved for when the Jags finally made the playoffs again. Today is that day. Duuuuvaaaallll!!!1!



PS get hosed Titans

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
I'm so loving happy!

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
The Jaguars



My god

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ManMythLegend posted:

I've been saving this since I moved for when the Jags finally made the playoffs again. Today is that day. Duuuuvaaaallll!!!1!



PS get hosed Titans

DOOOOOOOOOOOKS

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Suspect Bucket posted:

DOOOOOOOOOOOKS

It's so good. I miss it. :(

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

Metapod posted:

I need the tits to 3-0 the jags again I need this in my life
Better get into the playoffs first

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

ManMythLegend posted:

It's so good. I miss it. :(

Where are you? I was out all the way to North Carolina and they had it.

ManMythLegend
Aug 18, 2003

I don't believe in anything, I'm just here for the violence.

Suspect Bucket posted:

Where are you? I was out all the way to North Carolina and they had it.

Baltimore. No dice here.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

I'm in NC, what kind of beer should I be looking for?

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

I'm in NC, what kind of beer should I be looking for?

Bold City Brewery Dukes Brown Ale, Killer Whale Cream Ale, Mad Manatee IPA, and 1901 Roasted Red Ale.

Intuition Ale Works and Veterans United cans also travel out of state too.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

http://www.espn.com/blog/houston-texans/post/_/id/21559/texans-jadeveon-clowney-jaguars-qb-blake-bortles-is-trash

:randstare:

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
If Bortles is trash, and he's dunked on you twice this year, what does that make you

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




JT Jag posted:

If Bortles is trash, and he's dunked on you twice this year, what does that make you

A team absolutely devastated by injuries? Congratulations Jaguars fans, but Blake Bortles still sucks and is still going to cost you guys. He's clearly, painfully holding you back.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Bort isn't good, but he definitely hasn't been holding the team back for the past few weeks.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

I'M NOT OWNED

:corncob:

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Dec 18, 2017

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




purkey posted:

Bort isn't good, but he definitely hasn't been holding the team back for the past few weeks.

Sure, but it's going to happen in the playoffs. Unless the Jaguars defense goes 2000 Ravens, which they possibly could.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kirios posted:

Sure, but it's going to happen in the playoffs. Unless the Jaguars defense goes 2000 Ravens, which they possibly could.
Considering they are playing better than the 2000 Ravens...

edit:

Kirios posted:

A team absolutely devastated by injuries?
Feeling salty much? Bort threw for 300+ 3 TDs and 0 Ints in three quarters of throwing to three rookie wideouts (two are UDFAs), the corpse of a mediocre TE, and backup running backs :xd:

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Jags are right around top 5 in scoring because football is weird so I dunno man

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




hahahaha

enjoy that 3 seed, could easily be a one and done for the Jags.

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:


Feeling salty much? Bort threw for 300+ 3 TDs and 0 Ints in three quarters of throwing to three rookie wideouts (two are UDFAs), the corpse of a mediocre TE, and backup running backs :xd:

I checked out of this season about 30 minutes after Watson tore his ACL. I have no real stake in this but it is pretty hilarious that Jags fans are getting awfully cocky for a team that is about to make the playoffs for the first time in ten years.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Kirios posted:

hahahaha

enjoy that 3 seed, could easily be a one and done for the Jags.

that's not really something most jags fans would be upset with. they'll probably be favored in the wild card round though.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Probably. I'd expect them to win that and lose a close game in New England like the Texans last year.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
While Blake has shown strides this year, I'm still not ready to anoint him. He's liable to turn into a pumpkin and throw picks in the 4th quarter of a playoff game. Fun fact though, he's the first Jaguars QB to throw multiple touchdowns without an interception in three straight games.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

They'd also face the Steelers in the divisional round and they clearly are capable of beating them so an AFC championship game appearance wouldn't be the craziest thing

Edit: This season has already been so drat far above expectations that there really isn't a playoff loss that would be truly crushing

purkey fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Dec 18, 2017

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Ah right, they would probably face the Steelers. You'd also be playing a completely different Steelers team than earlier this year.

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Kirios posted:

Ah right, they would probably face the Steelers. You'd also be playing a completely different Steelers team than earlier this year.

Different Jags team too.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Kirios posted:

hahahaha

enjoy that 3 seed, could easily be a one and done for the Jags.


I checked out of this season about 30 minutes after Watson tore his ACL. I have no real stake in this but it is pretty hilarious that Jags fans are getting awfully cocky for a team that is about to make the playoffs for the first time in ten years.
I dont see Jags fans being that cocky (I see people being mostly happy that our team isnt trash, but obviously I am biased), its just that you and like two other people kneejerk being pissy whenever the Jaguars do well. I havent anointed Blake either, I was simply pointing out that you said "ravaged by injuries" when an offense that is missing its top 6 WRs, a TE, and its (likely to be) pro bowl running back beat the snot out of your defense.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Kirios your trash talk is lame. The Jags own your bad team

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JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver

JT Jag posted:

Better get into the playoffs first
You were warned

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