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LifeSunDeath posted:Eye protection is taken very seriously at lovely raves. Only forehead protection usually.
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Grumbletron 4000 posted:GROG GROG GROG huuuuuRRrrrGh. GRURGHGRUGHGRUGHGRUGGRUG. Thank you America. My spit and cumpuke salutes you. People died for this. For my right to be throat hosed till I puke on my W-2. Punished tonsils. Uncle Sam please box my ears and fart hard when you hate gently caress my paycheck. God drat it all. Hey what's the opposite of probating someone
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cash crab posted:Hey what's the opposite of probating someone Emptyquoting.
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Untrustable posted:I stayed at a place called the Hi-Way Hotel in Markham, Illinois. I had just quit the circus and we were on tour so I was very far from my home in Oklahoma. The room was 100 bucks for 4 days. All the channels were scrambled EXCEPT for the porn. When I moved the tv to see it their was a loose cable or something I found 2 used crack pipes. I then realized I probably needed to lock the door to the room and realized the deadbolt would turn but there was no bolt. The knob didn't have a lock either. I went to the front desk and they said they were out of rooms. I ended up wedging the desk and nightstand in the room against the door. About 2 a.m. on the second night someone tried to get in the room. They were banging on the door and asking to be let in. I told them I wasn't who they were looking for and they started to push at the door, moving my carefully wedged desk and nightstand. The door was open about 6 inches when I threw all of my 6 feet 7 inches and 350 lbs against the door and held it there until I was sure they left. Also my first day in the room I went to the bathroom and the last guest had left a monster dump in the toilet. gently caress. Hotels. I think half the state of oklahoma works as circus carnies. idgi
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Burt Sexual posted:I think half the state of oklahoma works as circus carnies. idgi If you've ever been to Oklahoma, you'd understand why
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cash crab posted:Hey what's the opposite of probating someone Giving me $35.
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Heath posted:Emptyquoting.
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Burt Sexual posted:I think half the state of oklahoma works as circus carnies. idgi The other half does it for free
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cash crab posted:You guys were fools not to elect him. Anyways: I'm the camera person.
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cash crab posted:You guys were fools not to elect him. Anyways: 
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BUt there’s five?
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Porn Atheists are so obnoxious.
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Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on.
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Untrustable posted:Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on. 
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Untrustable posted:Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on. Given it was an animal park, wouldn't that be a stable of twinks?
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I was just reminded of my first boss. He was the manager at Arby's. He lived in his mom's basement. One day when he was discussing condiment packet policy, he said we could give them 1 Arby's sauce and 1 Horsey sauce per sandwich. He then whinnied loudly and started prancing around like a pony behind the counter. It was a weird day.
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Samizdata posted:Given it was an animal park, wouldn't that be a stable of twinks? Only with some very specific kinky activity.
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This isn't related, but I just got a very specific flashback of a time I worked with this guy at a dog grooming place. I think his name was Alan, or something like that. He would chew with his mouth open and when I quit, he gifted me with a sketchbook he bought from the dollar store. Anyway, he'd leave his laptop open on the desk near the booking sheets, and he was always downloading porn. Specifically, they were always porn parodies of popular television shows and movies, and the worst one was the Family Guy porn parody.
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Untrustable posted:Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on. I appreciate you expanding on this a bit, but I feel like it's not enough. I need more.
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Untrustable posted:Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on. 
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Untrustable posted:Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on. You gotta give a full trip report. What exactly was the "job"? How well did it pay? Were you in the twink harem? We need answers drat it.
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Untrustable posted:Yep. That was my boss for a period of time about 8 years ago. Dude is a total loving nutcase. I was dumb and took a job offer on Craigslist and it was a weird few months. He kept tigers in his house, which was on the grounds of the animal park. There were tons of dumb 18 year olds and tons of illegal immigrants. I saw a kangaroo beat the poo poo out of a Honduran immigrant. He had a bear that had it's claws and teeth removed. His pet monkey stole poo poo. He kept a harem of twinks. I don't regret working for him though because it was like a months long acid trip with all the crazy poo poo going on. Please do an Ask/Tell. This is a gold mine!
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The correct term is gaggle. A gaggle of twinks.
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Shouldn't it be a "host" of twinks?
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green chicken feet posted:Please do an Ask/Tell. This is a gold mine! When I get back in town to my PC I'll start one up since there seems to be some interest in working on the magical mystery tour. To answer one question: I was not one of the twinks. I am too large to be a twink and I'm not gay. Though through Joe Exotic's hiring practices 95 percent of the employees were.
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LifeSunDeath posted:Eye protection is taken very seriously at lovely raves. Even when said rave is also a funeral.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Shouldn't it be a "host" of twinks? Very nice 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Very nice Ding dong ding! We have a winner!
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veni veni veni posted:I appreciate you expanding on this a bit, but I feel like it's not enough. I need more. 
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This is hard to deal with, drat.
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Y'know, I'm a big fan of Letterkenny but I always thought that the 'skids' (goths) were way too exaggerated. I no longer feel that way.
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🎵 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🎵 \ 
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I finally found the original of this video, uncut and without any silly songs over it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6203oIRC0I
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text me a vag pic posted:🎵 laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 🎵 why does anyone still give a poo poo about fnaf
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chitoryu12 posted:I finally found the original of this video, uncut and without any silly songs over it. Im the white guy
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Pittsburgh Lambic posted:why does anyone still give a poo poo about fnaf As a FNaF fan your comment is way better than my thought of “FNaF film lookin’ good.”
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 Good evening to everyone except this guy
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