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We fully expect to be credited your shipping fee times the number of fatalities. PLEASE ADVISE.
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Blood is a good lubricant, we predict shipping along this route will be 1.3% faster and result in a 0.57% fuel savings for that leg of the journey until the next rain.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:17
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Hi just checking to see if any blood or bits of organs got on our stuff please advise
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Dec 18, 2017 23:17
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Ehud posted:pics The old lady is in the back, burrowed under the towel 
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Dec 18, 2017 23:20
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Spoeank posted:There are five good christmas songs I like Death Cab's version of Baby Please Come Home. Also Last Christmas. Oh and the Blink 182 Christmas song. Christmas at Ground Zero is great too.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:23
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Intruder posted:One of the best parts of working remotely: I currently have two dogs sleeping next to me, occasionally nuzzling me I am glad mine doesn't try to participate in the conference calls
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Dec 18, 2017 23:23
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When I did desk reviews from home and had to call body shops our tortie who died suddenly earlier this year would literally meow into the phone because I had stopped giving her attention to make the phone call 
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Dec 18, 2017 23:26
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Intruder posted:The old lady is in the back, burrowed under the towel Those are some really good dogs.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:33
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Intruder posted:The old lady is in the back, burrowed under the towel I like the coloring
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Dec 18, 2017 23:37
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Dogs are always great Boop all dogs
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Dec 18, 2017 23:38
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Ehud posted:I like the coloring She's beautiful but also a giant pain in the rear end I love her to death
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Spoeank posted:When I did desk reviews from home and had to call body shops our tortie who died suddenly earlier this year would literally meow into the phone because I had stopped giving her attention to make the phone call I have a cat who will interrupt my phone calls (I use a headset and VOIP). I had two, but the other one was the one who we had to put down two weeks ago. My co-workers are familiar with my cats' voices, lol.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:52
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I.T. pet peeve. When you are going to instant message me for help, don't just type "Hi" and wait for me to respond. Tell me wtf you want or I am never going to reply! Annoys the piss out of me!
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Dec 18, 2017 23:54
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weird Asian candy posted:I.T. pet peeve. When you are going to instant message me for help, don't just type "Hi" and wait for me to respond. Tell me wtf you want or I am never going to reply! I'm That Guy
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weird Asian candy posted:I.T. pet peeve. When you are going to instant message me for help, don't just type "Hi" and wait for me to respond. Tell me wtf you want or I am never going to reply! In the same vein when I get a message from someone that feels like they have to chat a bit before they ask me what they want. Especially when it's someone in the company I've never met and couldn't pick out of a lineup. Just tell me what you want!
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Dec 18, 2017 23:58
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Probably Magic posted:That and the sudden omnipresence of Last Christmas have really confounded me this December. I don't get that one. It's so tangentially related to Christmas that it's not even a winter song, let alone a Christmas song.
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Dec 18, 2017 23:58
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When will this be a single already. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qepCaKQOLjg Also, owns that the Panthers went from being run by the grossest dude ever to a former Panthers cheerleader, talk about Reversal of Fortune.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:00
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a neat cape posted:I'm That Guy Hi Joey Freshwater posted:In the same vein when I get a message from someone that feels like they have to chat a bit before they ask me what they want. Especially when it's someone in the company I've never met and couldn't pick out of a lineup. Just tell me what you want! It absolutely drives me insane! But yeah, chit chatting beforehand all awkward because you both know it's just fluff until you get to the effing point...grr. It's up there with I.T. people who provide no detail for an issue, don't reproduce the issue, note the steps, etc. "User can't run a report". Well thanks a lot LARRY!
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Dec 19, 2017 00:01
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If people hate trump so much then why browns https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/942500918901256193
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weird Asian candy posted:Hi Internet doesn't work. Please help
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Dec 19, 2017 00:03
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The trick to getting a quick IT response is to say hi but also include screenshots, video, error log, the rights to your unborn child's name, a dowry, an ounce of weed, two six packs of good beer, and a list of steps to replicate the problem. Works every time.
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3 DONG HORSE posted:The trick to getting a quick IT response is to say hi but also include screenshots, video, error log, the rights to your unborn child's name, a dowry, an ounce of weed, two six packs of good beer, and a list of steps to replicate the problem. Works every time. Nah, video is too over the top
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Dec 19, 2017 00:08
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weird Asian candy posted:Hi Hi wAc. How was your day?
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Dec 19, 2017 00:10
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I have a problem with the fan in my laptop where it sounds like a helicopter taking off of my desk randomly. Like after I've been using my laptop for a while and it starts getting hot the fan kicks on, runs faster and faster and it sounds like it or the motor is grinding against something and it's SUPER loud. Then it finally catches and shuts off, only to kick back on a minute later, repeat, repeat. I talked to the IT guys about it and he had me run the system diagnostics which didn't return any errors, so he told me there was nothing he could do because there was nothing wrong. Meanwhile he keeps asking to repeat myself because I have him on speakerphone and the fan is so loud it's drowning me out.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:12
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Our IT policy is so stupid. I had to call a line to reset my password (because why let people choose their own passwords, am I right?) And the password they gave me is the first four letters of my name, a symbol, then 1234. Everyone in my office has the same setup. If someone called in and did some social engineering we would all be screwed.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:16
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Spoeank posted:If people hate trump so much then why browns I still have trouble accepting that he isn't just some actor getting way into character for a role as a crazy talk show host
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weird Asian candy posted:But yeah, chit chatting beforehand all awkward because you both know it's just fluff until you get to the effing point...grr. Hi, out here in normal human society, it is considered polite and even mandatory to engage a person (especially a person you do not know) with a polite greeting before dumping all your poo poo in their lap. Your co-workers are attempting to be courteous and it's silly to hold that against them. Joey Freshwater posted:I have a problem with the fan in my laptop where it sounds like a helicopter taking off of my desk randomly. Like after I've been using my laptop for a while and it starts getting hot the fan kicks on, runs faster and faster and it sounds like it or the motor is grinding against something and it's SUPER loud. Then it finally catches and shuts off, only to kick back on a minute later, repeat, repeat. there's dust or something in your fan. Get a can of compressed air and blow all that poo poo out. If it's still a problem, probably your fan has a bad bearing and the fan needs to be replaced. Don't engage the IT people with troubleshooting, just tell them you have a bad fan and you need it swapped out. Also apparently don't bother saying hi or anything, just send a curt email demanding a new fan.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:34
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The Glumslinger posted:I still have trouble accepting that he isn't just some actor getting way into character for a role as a crazy talk show host if trump told him falling off cliffs is maga he'd do it
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Leperflesh posted:Hi, out here in normal human society, it is considered polite and even mandatory to engage a person (especially a person you do not know) with a polite greeting before dumping all your poo poo in their lap. Your co-workers are attempting to be courteous and it's silly to hold that against them. No. stfu and tell me what the problem is so I can fix it then get back to my laundry list of other crap I need to fix kthx pubic works project posted:Hi wAc. How was your day? Hi buddy! Not bad actually 
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Vertical Lime posted:if trump told him falling off cliffs is maga he'd do it I accidentally tricked a chud in the replies into admitting we need to eat the rich. They're so dumb 
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I discovered inadvertently that if you forget about your sparkling water in the freezer overnight then let it melt it's still carbonated somehow
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Vertical Lime posted:if trump told him falling off cliffs is maga he'd do it my favorite memory of that guy is the time he got into a huge thing about how Trump could not possibly like nazis because nazis are bad and trump is good
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seiferguy posted:Our IT policy is so stupid. I had to call a line to reset my password (because why let people choose their own passwords, am I right?) And the password they gave me is the first four letters of my name, a symbol, then 1234. Everyone in my office has the same setup. For offices it's probably safest to just force everyone to have a weird complex password, then let everyone write it on a sticky note they attach to their monitor. No one attacks a computer system by physically breaking into an a building.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:42
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Skwirl posted:For offices it's probably safest to just force everyone to have a weird complex password, then let everyone write it on a sticky note they attach to their monitor. No one attacks a computer system by physically breaking into an a building. you say that and then Adam Jenson is crawling through your ventilation ducts and reading all of your superfluous emails
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The Glumslinger posted:I still have trouble accepting that he isn't just some actor getting way into character for a role as a crazy talk show host https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/942890974761684992
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Dec 19, 2017 00:44
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Didn't the guy who invented password security rules admit its all wrong anyways?
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Dec 19, 2017 00:45
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My company literally just randomly generates passwords for things in our system environment from a centralized server and autofills them when you log on. Completely undoing the point of passwords.
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Dec 19, 2017 00:47
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https://twitter.com/jonny_is_good/status/942814653234794497 You know I'm not surprised that Pittsburgh is the 2nd most dense city with Pizzerias (though Orlando being number 1 is) for every 10,000 people there are 10 pizzerias, I did a quick google map of my house and in a 1.5 mi radius there are at least 20 pizza places (counting national chains) within walking distance of me. I don't know why people think Pittsburgh style is bad, who doesn't like really doughy crusts and tons of cheese on their pizza?
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Dec 19, 2017 00:48
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Skwirl posted:For offices it's probably safest to just force everyone to have a weird complex password, then let everyone write it on a sticky note they attach to their monitor. No one attacks a computer system by physically breaking into an a building. Yea. Though its actually much more secure and difficult for bots to crack phrases than anything else. Like it would take a scanner 7 years to crack a pasword of LeperfleshReallyDoesTalkAlotOfWords
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And no thats not my password 
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