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Theophany posted:After 6 months together These just scream "well adjusted" 30yo
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Getting owned that hard by someone a decade younger than you is a huge lol regardless of the gender configuration
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Submarine Sandpaper posted:A locked door is not much of an obstacle Yeah but is it still 'breaking in' if the moron left you the key?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 16:52 |
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Theophany posted:Everybody knows the correct and mature way to propose to your partner is to make a Powerpoint deck that outlines the numerous tax benefits that come with being a married couple. A family friend took a ridiculously long time to propose to his gf just like this guy. When he finally proposed the bride walked down the aisle and everyone clapped. Then the groom came out and everyone stood up and cheered for him finally tying the knot, which kind of pissed off the bride at the time but now everyone laughs at it.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:12 |
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A girl (19f) that I've known for 1 year or so asked me (20m) out, and I very politely declined her. Now she's spreading rumors around that I'm a fat shamer and a racist. I have one final left and I'm so stressed I don't know if I can take it.quote:Background on this, I've known "Amanda" for about a year and half since we live in the same dorm so we would see each other in the TV/gaming lounge and we have mutual friends.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:36 |
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Good to know that having terrible meltdowns over rejection is a cross-gender quality.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 18:46 |
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drat, that girl has zero game. -Hello, do you want to be with me? -No. -Really, how can you not like me? -I don't know. -You racist, fat-shaming piece of poo poo *turns into a spinning Eggman and starts swinging*
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fruit on the bottom posted:A girl (19f) that I've known for 1 year or so asked me (20m) out, and I very politely declined her. Now she's spreading rumors around that I'm a fat shamer and a racist. I have one final left and I'm so stressed I don't know if I can take it. "Dear Reddit: I was asked out on a date, declined, and was battered. Should I fear expulsion? Sincerely, A Moron" Chomp8645 posted:Good to know that having terrible meltdowns over rejection is a cross-gender quality. She is a NICE GAL (aside from the creepy disregard for the object of her affection's feelings, her battery, and general demeanor)
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(M/18) How can I reject a girl without hurting her? (24/F)quote:I usually don't have many matches on Tinder, so I swipe right almost to everyone (Except bots and ads) to see if I'm lucky. It usually works and yesterday I started talking to a girl. She seems so nice, but the problem is she wants a long an serious relationship...
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:02 |
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I'm sure "fat shaming" is a legitimate problem for women that might not be supermodel thin, but if you're morbidly obese how do you expect people to react to you on Tinder?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:05 |
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If you're fat you should be ashamed of that because it's bad, hope that helps
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:07 |
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Palpek posted:(M/18) How can I reject a girl without hurting her? (24/F) To be fair, he matched her. "Why does the uggo fatso want to go on a date with me?" (Because you were so lazy thinking 2s before swiping was too onerous)
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:08 |
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Palpek posted:(M/18) How can I reject a girl without hurting her? (24/F)
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:09 |
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loving scrub. You’re supposed to block the people you aren’t actually attracted to after you’ve gotten the endorphin hit of getting the match.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:12 |
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:loving scrub. You’re supposed to block the people you aren’t actually attracted to after you’ve gotten the endorphin hit of getting the match. Then you post in the gbs thread about how you totally owned a slamwhale and it's the Tinder Trifecta, apparently
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:15 |
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Vargatron posted:I'm sure "fat shaming" is a legitimate problem for women that might not be supermodel thin, but if you're morbidly obese how do you expect people to react to you on Tinder? I only use Okcupid because I'm a cool kid who doesn't have a Facebook. I generally try to screen for attraction online, and meet in person to see if there's a spark. If somebody has bad pictures (not clear if they're fat) I'll usually increase my standards for the rest of the profile. I've met some fat girls who I still enjoyed talking to. I've also met some people who just don't have good pictures and actually were super attractive. But once I showed up and the person wasn't just like, someone who'd chosen the most flattering angle. I'm convinced the photo was not her, or if it was it was 5+ years and about a hundred pounds ago. She started getting almost angry when I scanned the bar, yelling that she is ALICE (not her real name) and "Don't you dare walk out pretending you didn't see me" Now normally I'd have sat, had a beer, and said I had an early class and never talked again, content that at least I tried a new craft beer. But I was so annoyed I was just like "Sorry, I don't think this is a match, I'm going to leave". She is like "You HAVE to stay, I bought you a beer". I look down, and it's something hoppy. I don't even like hoppy beer - I prefer stouts and porters. Plus, I'm pretty sketched about drinking something I didn't see poured. So I just said that. "Yeah sorry, again, I don't think it's a match and I don't drink anything I didn't see poured. Here's a 5 for the beer" She ended up screaming at me I PAID FOR A DRINK YOU AGREED TO A DATE I WANT A DATE REEEEEE. At that point I just booked it out through the kitchen. The best part is she figured out what I was doing and CIRCLED around. As I sprinted away from the bar into the cold December night, I thought "So this is what it must feel like to be a woman on OkCupid"
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:16 |
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Vargatron posted:I'm sure "fat shaming" is a legitimate problem for women that might not be supermodel thin, but if you're morbidly obese how do you expect people to react to you on Tinder?
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My Ex-wife keeps tress passing on my propertyquote:I live in Canada, and I am recently divorced.. My ex-wife keeps sneaking on to my property, the back yard, the drive way, the deck and having sex on my property with the man she cheated on me with. Do I need to have photographic evidence or would catching them with a witness or two with me be enough?
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maskenfreiheit posted:I only use Okcupid because I'm a cool kid who doesn't have a Facebook. Create a facebook profile and post this with the hashtag #metoo
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:21 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:"Dear Reddit: I was asked out on a date, declined, and was battered. Should I fear expulsion? Sincerely, A Moron" Is the sane advice at this point to make a formal complaint and accuse her of physical assault, harassment and inciting violence? I mean it's insane but he's getting physical threats, slandered and she's likely insane enough to file a complaint at which point he's hosed.
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fruit on the bottom posted:My Ex-wife keeps tress passing on my property https://www.amazon.ca searchterm:'trail cameras' $80 Now you've got trespass proof and a great facebook post
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Outrail posted:Is the sane advice at this point to make a formal complaint and accuse her of physical assault, harassment and inciting violence? I mean it's insane but he's getting physical threats, slandered and she's likely insane enough to file a complaint at which point he's hosed. Yeah honestly if he's a dude and there are multiple women raising hell about him being racist and fat shamer it's probably best to be proactive. Doesn't matter how frivolous the accusations, that poo poo can burn you.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:28 |
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So who wants to be the one who posts that OkCupid story in stdh.txt
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:29 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:My Ex-wife keeps tress passing on my property Build a gently caress trap. Get a new, luxurious outdoor chair and place a large cage over it. She and her fuckbuddy won't be able to resist loving on it and will become trapped mid gently caress, just like a couple of raccoons.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:29 |
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Blade Runner posted:If you're fat you should be ashamed of that because it's bad, hope that helps Actually fat chicks are hot imo
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:37 |
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feedmegin posted:Actually fat chicks are hot imo Different strokes for different folks.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:41 |
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A lot of the fat acceptance community is completely nuts insular circle jerk and has been known to harass and try and ruin the life of people that they think have fat shamed a member of their tribe. It's creepy as hell.
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feedmegin posted:Actually fat chicks are hot imo big ripples, big life
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feedmegin posted:Actually fat chicks are hot imo my man
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Three Olives posted:A lot of the fat acceptance community is completely nuts insular circle jerk and has been known to harass and try and ruin the life of people that they think have fat shamed a member of their tribe.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:44 |
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Yawgmoth posted:Don't forget the ones that think that getting in shape is also fat shaming, so any time one of their clan gets below 300 lbs they're excommunicated faster than a mormon at starbucks. Yeah the extreme end of the HAES community ends up sounding like the incel community.
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Baronjutter posted:Yeah the extreme end of the HAES community ends up sounding like the incel community. Wait, there's a 'moderate' end of the people who think being 400lbs is just as healthy as being 175, and that doctors and medical professionals are conspiring amongst themselves to cause emotional harm to all fats for [reasons]?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 19:51 |
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"Healthism"
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Yawgmoth posted:Don't forget the ones that think that getting in shape is also fat shaming, so any time one of their clan gets below 300 lbs they're excommunicated faster than a mormon at starbucks. Also not just getting in shape, "My doctor said that my blood is now 40% frosting and butter and if I don't lose 400 pounds I'm literally going to die. Also I have bed sores because I'm too fat to get out of bed and I am in constant physical pain" "FAT SHAMING! TRAITER! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE YOUR BODY!?"
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feedmegin posted:Actually fat chicks are hot imo It is all the insulation.
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Palpek posted:"Healthism"
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Health is a cope.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:18 |
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I'm not a doctor but I can tell Jenny needs to lay off the fuckin' Lays.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 20:21 |
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Well gently caress I smoke 40 a day and my Doctor just unfairly asks me how much I smoke because I come into his office reeking of an ashtray, I mean gently caress, I don't have cancer or poo poo right now so yeah, I'm healthy which means there's nothing wrong with the fact I hack up a quart of phlegm going up a single flight of stairs.
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The look in that man's eyes is me any time this comes up
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