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Me [32F] with my co-worker[late 50'sM] of 1.5 years, farts audibly and deliberately in my office and others' spacequote:This is absolutely absurd, but I don't have any idea what to do any more. This man is a healthcare provider at the clinic where I work, and he farts, loudly, and with satisfied grunts afterward. It is truly disgusting. This has been going on for the entire time I've worked here, but only recently have I stopped giving him the benefit of the doubt.
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [32F] with my co-worker[late 50'sM] of 1.5 years, farts audibly and deliberately in my office and others' space That guy is asserting his dominance and hoping his impressive farts will signal his strength to all challengers. It's well known that having a healthy capacity to fart without making GBS threads yourself is one of the most sought after traits in our modern age. This lady should and go work for a weak company with weak farts.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:05 |
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It is a sex thing, and he is not the first guy to try to pull it
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [32F] with my co-worker[late 50'sM] of 1.5 years, farts audibly and deliberately in my office and others' space
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [32F] with my co-worker[late 50'sM] of 1.5 years, farts audibly and deliberately in my office and others' space As a healthcare worker. The best place to fart is in a patient's room before visiting hours.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I [17M] made my best friend [17F] cry in front of our entire class when she was supposed to give a presentation She had a crush on him, he crushed her spirit, but drat that was a great comeback. Like "Think of it in the shower later" level. He probably passed on a relationship or whatever, but he'll remember that burn the rest of his life. Worth it.
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Pick posted:It is a sex thing, and he is not the first guy to try to pull it Is it a sex thing or a sexism thing? I think it's more of a form of passive aggression, like calling the PhD holding research scientist in your lab "sweetie" or repeating back what someone else in a meeting said, but with much more confidence (and much less knowledge of the subject) Do guys care how many likes a girl gets? (self.dating) quote:Maybe it's silly, but I always feel self conscious when I post on Facebook. My profile pictures only get around 30-60 likes usually, when other girls in my school get 200+. Would guys look at that & find me unattractive? personally i won't consider loving anyone w/ a klout score under 75 maskenfreiheit fucked around with this message at 22:24 on Dec 19, 2017 |
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A lot of guys really get off on farts and subjecting women to farts. It’s a while thing.
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Pick posted:A lot of guys really get off on farts and subjecting women to farts. It’s a while thing. yes but i mean like, i don't think they're "getting off" in a sexual sense. i don't doubt some guys do, but i think for most they're just being aggressive in a way they think they can get away with
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Farting is not a biological function that humans being do, it's actually another way for men to repress women, it turns out
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Theophany posted:I'm not a doctor but I can tell Jenny needs to lay off the fuckin' Lays. I have this image now of a bag of potato chips with a prescription label on them.
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My [28F] roommate [71M] refuses to remove his curtains so the rest of us can use the heater. What is the best way to proceed?quote:So, I [28F] live in a big warehouse space with my boyfriend [38M] (we share a room), a young woman [24F] (let's call her Betty), and an older guy [71M]. My boyfriend and I used to have a startup with the older guy (let's call him Carl) until we pointed out to Carl that he needed to stop touching women at work (yeah, seriously - we've heard multiple stories about him coming on to our business contacts to the extent that they stormed out of meetings, and he's made out with at least one contact, who's married), and he blew up and resigned. Since then, he's made our lives utter hell - both business and personal lives - attacking us with ridiculous legal threats and even telling Betty that he's going to change the locks on the warehouse and get us taken off the lease. He, my boyfriend, and I are all on the lease. Betty's not. Yes, clearly it's the curtains that are the primary concern here.
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Doggles posted:My [28F] roommate [71M] refuses to remove his curtains so the rest of us can use the heater. What is the best way to proceed? An older guy? you don't say!
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:29 |
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Use a disposable email address and send a company wide 'Kind reminder that it's impolite and inappropriate to pass gas in another person's personal space. I don't want to cause any embarrassment but Gary you're a loving disgusting piece of crap, knock that poo poo out or I'll burn your car down to the rims.' e: Doggles posted:My [28F] roommate [71M] refuses to remove his curtains so the rest of us can use the heater. What is the best way to proceed? Outrail fucked around with this message at 22:34 on Dec 19, 2017 |
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Outrail posted:The 'probably' is a language thing. It's a way to tone down the stupidity of what she did. Pretty common in Australia at least to say 'probaly shouldn't have done that' about something that you obviously shouldn't have done. quote:I keep trying to defuse the situation through texts. This is nottttt the time to "defuse" like "I don't think this is a good idea..." because that's exactly what you say if you're looking to secretly bone.
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Doggles posted:My [28F] roommate [71M] refuses to remove his curtains so the rest of us can use the heater. What is the best way to proceed? So Carl’s bedroom is the foreman’s office and everyone else just sleeps on the line below?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:32 |
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obviously that redditor needs to eat a bowl of potato salad for lunch and crop dust that fucker
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Lockback posted:She had a crush on him, he crushed her spirit, but drat that was a great comeback. Like "Think of it in the shower later" level. He probably passed on a relationship or whatever, but he'll remember that burn the rest of his life. Worth it. nah it's salvageable. she gave him an opening. he just needs to apologize and decide if he wants to plow or not
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:36 |
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My favorite part is that people were like "dude did you break up with her" and he's not only not dating her (and they both know it) but she didn't even know if he was actually gay that guy is oblivious
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:41 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:Me [32F] with my co-worker[late 50'sM] of 1.5 years, farts audibly and deliberately in my office and others' space Somebody post the "FART RAPE" thing from tumbler or wherever because I'm not googling that at work.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:43 |
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A lo of men ignore interest from women. He’ll be an incel soon.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:43 |
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And you are talking about farts like they are a daily occurrence.
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Pick posted:And you are talking about farts like they are a daily occurrence. Every time I think you can't get any weirder
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Farting is not a biological function that humans being do, it's actually another way for men to repress women, it turns out It can be both.
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blarzgh posted:Somebody post the "FART RAPE" thing from tumbler or wherever because I'm not googling that at work. Seconded because I'm curious
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fruit on the bottom posted:It can be both. It feels like a bit of a stretch, to me, but I guess that train has sailed and here we are, sorting farts into "genuine bodily function" or "microaggression with plausible deniability" categories
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Doggles posted:My [28F] roommate [71M] refuses to remove his curtains so the rest of us can use the heater. What is the best way to proceed? what the gently caress is this living situation seriously might be the weirdest household I've seen in here aside from the 10-person poly communes
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:50 |
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*shits on kitchen counter* "It's just a NATURAL function! Are you saying humans shouldn't poo poo??"
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Baronjutter posted:*shits on kitchen counter* I know this is GBS with pants making GBS threads stories, but like, some people tend to have farts and it can be something hard for them to control, whereas few people poo poo themselves on the reg, I certainly agree that making GBS threads on things can be a power move like when they smeared poop on the anti hobo robot in San Francisco
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blarzgh posted:Somebody post the "FART RAPE" thing from tumbler or wherever because I'm not googling that at work. through the power of duckduckgo i was able to obtain this dank leak, free from the prying eyes of the nsa https://thewaterpipe.wordpress.com/2013/12/22/can-a-fart-be-misogynist/
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:52 |
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I think it’s like anything else in that can be natural and fine but expressed in a weird fetishy and sexual way. Like, everyone pees but then some people like getting peed on. As for whether it’s happening like that in this case or at any given time I think you’d have to see it happen and see how weird he is about it. Sort of like that court case about pornography where you may not be able to nail down a perfect theoretical description but you know it when you see it.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:I know this is GBS with pants making GBS threads stories, but like, some people tend to have farts and it can be something hard for them to control, whereas few people poo poo themselves on the reg, I certainly agree that making GBS threads on things can be a power move like when they smeared poop on the anti hobo robot in San Francisco Unless you got a serious medical condition and a doctor's note, don't loving fart on your co-workers.
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Pick posted:And you are talking about farts like they are a daily occurrence. You should keep track of how many times you fart in a week then discuss it with your doctor.
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I am sure a little gas probably exits when you poo, but other than that there’s no reason to be farting unless you’re sick. Like daily farting means you’ve got a really worrisome diet and might need to lose some weight.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:57 |
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How else am I supposed to ask girls out?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:57 |
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remember that smell is actually just miniscule particles of whatever you're smelling wafting into your nose so he's literally making GBS threads in their faces, technically.
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Farting is not a biological function that humans being do, it's actually another way for men to repress women, it turns out I mean if you're 2 feet from a bathroom you were going to enter in the next second it does kind of come across as intentional.
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fruit on the bottom posted:I think it’s like anything else in that can be natural and fine but expressed in a weird fetishy and sexual way. Like, everyone pees but then some people like getting peed on. Yeah I tend to assume that it's just a really gassy dude that likes burritos or cheese or something, and doesn't have a designated fart room to air them out, rather than it being an indication of men using farts as weapons to get their way, that's all. Though I agree that the story doesn't provide enough details to call it either way.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 22:57 |
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Google says the average person farts 14 times a day. Just another thing I'm better at than the average person in life.
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"IF I HAD TO GO INTO THE BATHROOM TO FART NOTHING WOULD GET DONE" <-- actual response OP will likely get if she confronts the fart rapist
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