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break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HEFmFOlSaQ

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Frostwerks posted:

Seriously though, I would love to say that I hosed the governor of a state. Considering she's a republican though, she's probably a closet lesbian.

:yossame:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

MikeCrotch posted:

When Teddy spent his entire life banging on about how great war is then had a mental breakdown after his fighter pilot son got domed in WWI

To be fair, the Germans also took photos of his son's corpse and used it as propaganda ("woo woo we killed a former American president's son!") ... which hilariously backfired because the German troops took it as a reminder that their elite didn't loving send their sons.

Dr. Video Games 0081
Jan 19, 2005

MikeCrotch posted:

Hi literally goes on about how you should gently caress women after menopause because they can't get pregnant, so he was into mature at the very least

life expectancy was low because all those babies died. if you escaped the baby years you could live to your 60s and 70s no problem.

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Dr. Video Games 0081 posted:

life expectancy was low because all those babies died. if you escaped the baby years you could live to your 60s and 70s no problem.

lots of women died during childbirth too

and still do in third world countries like the united states

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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GalacticAcid posted:

lots of women died during childbirth too

and still do in third world countries like the united states

it's a big part of where the evil stepmom stock character comes from

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

e: nm

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

MikeCrotch posted:

Hi literally goes on about how you should gently caress women after menopause because they can't get pregnant, so he was into mature at the very least




Franklin also wrote a letter to is nephew or son or someone like that in which he stated that women aged from the top down so those old cooches were their greatest asset

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Some coptic christians showed up to protest the ground zero mosque and nearly got lynched by the white crowd because... you know.

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


don’t tase me bro DON’T TASE ME

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-32-m0_-Sg

loving sovereign citizens.

basement jihadist
Oct 3, 2002

reince penis

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

Some coptic christians showed up to protest the ground zero mosque and nearly got lynched by the white crowd because... you know.

I'm still salty about park 51 :( we should have known how strong the crazies were then

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Ted Cruz spent like ten minutes trying to debate a fat crazy redneck who was just screaming Lyin’ Ted at him

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
Jerry Springer used to be the mayor of Cincinnati

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Yeah, they're clowns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU


Freemen on the Land are just as precious. There was an amazing video of a Australian Freemen on the Land getting pulled over, having his window smashed and getting dragged out, I can't find it because there are so many Freemen-getting-pulled-over vids now. Maybe it's in your compilation, I don't have time to watch right now.

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Filthy Hans posted:

Yeah, they're clowns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU


Freemen on the Land are just as precious. There was an amazing video of a Australian Freemen on the Land getting pulled over, having his window smashed and getting dragged out, I can't find it because there are so many Freemen-getting-pulled-over vids now. Maybe it's in your compilation, I don't have time to watch right now.

Both thag one and the one you psoted are in that comp, they're classics

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003
the head of the doe took a class on meats in college

also thinks the doe is in charge of drilling for oil

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

hallebarrysoetoro posted:

the head of the doe took a class on meats in college

also thinks the doe is in charge of drilling for oil

I thought you were making a joke about female deer and meat at first, really confusing.

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pick posted:

To be fair, the Germans also took photos of his son's corpse and used it as propaganda ("woo woo we killed a former American president's son!") ... which hilariously backfired because the German troops took it as a reminder that their elite didn't loving send their sons.

i didnt know that

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

Filthy Hans posted:

Yeah, they're clowns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU


Freemen on the Land are just as precious. There was an amazing video of a Australian Freemen on the Land getting pulled over, having his window smashed and getting dragged out, I can't find it because there are so many Freemen-getting-pulled-over vids now. Maybe it's in your compilation, I don't have time to watch right now.

australian freemen are extra funny because they try and use the exact same magic spellslegal tricks as american ones, without even thinking for half a second if any kind of american law would apply here. one of our senators is one even



he also thinks that climate change is a international conspiracy theory that the UN and international banks want to use to impose a NWO lmao

this man literally got elected to be a senator

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
if you dont support sovereign citizens you are a cop

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

paul_soccer10 posted:

if you dont support sovereign citizens you are a cop

Call me officer dickeye

Hilario Baldness
Feb 10, 2005

:buddy:



Grimey Drawer

paul_soccer10 posted:

if you dont support sovereign citizens you are a cop

I'm a citizen of planet earth man and I don't recognize like the existence of cops

paul_soccer10
Mar 28, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hilario Baldness posted:

I'm a citizen of planet earth man and I don't recognize like the existence of cops

your thinking to small

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

paul_soccer10 posted:

if you dont support sovereign citizens you are a cop

are sovereign citizens not cops of their own body

ClassActionFursuit
Mar 15, 2006

MikeCrotch posted:

Jerry Springer used to be the mayor of Cincinnati

until he paid for a prostitute with a personal check

cmon thats the best part

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

paul_soccer10 posted:

if you dont support sovereign citizens you are a cop

i want them both to die

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Filthy Hans posted:

Yeah, they're clowns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfVbiefMdNU


Freemen on the Land are just as precious. There was an amazing video of a Australian Freemen on the Land getting pulled over, having his window smashed and getting dragged out, I can't find it because there are so many Freemen-getting-pulled-over vids now. Maybe it's in your compilation, I don't have time to watch right now.

It's this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsoUArgpo9s

"Am I under arrest??!?!"

"YES!"

Breadallelogram
Oct 9, 2012


quite stretched out posted:

he also thinks that climate change is a international conspiracy theory that the UN and international banks want to use to impose a NWO lmao

This is the official position of the united states government

macdonal hamborkles
Mar 29, 2010

Twerk it good!

MikeCrotch posted:

It's this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsoUArgpo9s

"Am I under arrest??!?!"

"YES!"

lmao

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Breadallelogram posted:

This is the official position of the united states government

lol

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


hallebarrysoetoro posted:

the head of the doe took a class on meats in college

also thinks the doe is in charge of drilling for oil

:eng101: He got a D in meats!

Speaking of cock jokes, Dick Armey was a real life congressman.

So is Butch Otter.

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


LastInLine posted:

until he paid for a prostitute with a personal check

cmon thats the best part

Can't prove anything if he didn't fill out the Memo field.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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merry holidays

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

merry holidays



RIP my appetite.

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

merry holidays



Is that a Santa-themed centaur (Santaur?) on Glenn Beck's front there?

ultravoices
May 10, 2004

You are about to embark on a great journey. Are you ready, my friend?

Xand_Man posted:

Can't prove anything if he didn't fill out the Memo field.

he was elected mayor (by the city council, because that is how they roll there) well after the prostitute/personal check transaction.

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Jollity Farm posted:

Is that a Santa-themed centaur (Santaur?) on Glenn Beck's front there?

that’s just buff gay mormon santaur



it’s tv so his enormous penis isn’t depicted

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