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Alpha ends with the first dog being frozen and then in the post credits scene he wakes up and is greeted by a grizzled Air Bud, flanked by his trusty sidekick Beethoven*, who tells him he is a Good Boy and needs to join the D.O.G.G.O. initiative. *Dog not composer
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AngryBooch posted:This looks like Inverted World but is based on a steampunk version of that sci-fi classic? I would love to see someone attempt to pull off an Inverted World movie. It would make even less goddamned sense than the book and it would be glorious and/or godawful. Probably both. Al Borland Corp. posted:Who cares, she's an Ocean. Once an Ocean always an Ocean Ahem.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Alpha ends with the first dog being frozen and then in the post credits scene he wakes up and is greeted by a grizzled Air Bud, flanked by his trusty sidekick Beethoven*, who tells him he is a Good Boy and needs to join the D.O.G.G.O. initiative. https://twitter.com/TarsTarkasnet/status/866710772528758784
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No Old Dan and Little Ann? Shameful.
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OBviously this just means great minds think alike and we need to set up a pitch meeting with Air Bud Entertainment to make this real.
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seems like wasted potential to just have it be dogs when you could get skippy and flipper in there
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That's a pretty sad list of hero dogs. That'd be like creating a team of the world's greatest heroes and including Hawkeye or something in it.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Alpha ends with the first dog being frozen and then in the post credits scene he wakes up and is greeted by a grizzled Air Bud, flanked by his trusty sidekick Beethoven*, who tells him he is a Good Boy and needs to join the D.O.G.G.O. initiative. We call ourselves the P.A.C.K. What's the best dog-focused movie anyway? Lady and the Tramp's gotta be up there
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Megan Leavey (2017) is a good Dog movie about a Good Dog.
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FreudianSlippers posted:OBviously this just means great minds think alike and we need to set up a pitch meeting with Air Bud Entertainment to make this real. The dogs will not only save the world but uncover a conspiracy to make rules against dogs playing in every sports league!
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Wait Alpha isn't the prequel to CG kids movie hit Alpha and Omega
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Cheapsteaks posted:Wait Alpha isn't the prequel to CG kids movie hit Alpha and Omega got any sevens posted:
 Serious answers: Lady and the Tramp, Old Yeller, Benji: The Hunted, Plague Dogs
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All of those names in the poster sound made up.
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Byzantine posted:The first one sucked the chrome off a car bumper, so I don't know why you're surprised. Why do you hate fun?
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Detective No. 27 posted:All of those names in the poster sound made up. French Stewart looks like he's thinking, "Oh, God, why did I piss all my 3rd Rock money away..."
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Timby posted:French Stewart looks like he's thinking, "Oh, God, why did I piss all my 3rd Rock money away..." Holy poo poo. I didn't realize that was him. Imagine being in a movie where French Stewart is the highest billed actor.
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got any sevens posted:We call ourselves the P.A.C.K. The Incredible Journey? It has a cat but it's a cool cat that can hang with the dogs.
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Timby posted:French Stewart looks like he's thinking, "Oh, God, why did I piss all my 3rd Rock money away..." He must have had a poo poo contract seeing as he's always been in the worst of the worst movies.
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Detective No. 27 posted:Holy poo poo. I didn't realize that was him. Imagine being in a movie where French Stewart is the highest billed actor. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_Nights_of_Paranormal_Activity_with_the_Devil_Inside_the_Girl_with_the_Dragon_Tattoo https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_41-Year-Old_Virgin_Who_Knocked_Up_Sarah_Marshall_and_Felt_Superbad_About_It
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muscles like this! posted:He must have had a poo poo contract seeing as he's always been in the worst of the worst movies. This is actually probably true, now that I think about it. Lithgow was making $200K / episode at the end, and Kristen Johnston has said they paid her absolute peanuts in comparison. Then again, NBC of that time period always had a pay disparity issue: On Frasier, when Grammer was pulling down $1.2 million per episode and David Hyde Pierce and John Mahoney were making $800K / per, Jane Leeves and Peri Gilpin were getting $70,000.
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I wonder if the Alpha cinematic universe also contains the movie Alpha Dog.
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Russian Dashcam Videos: The Motion Picture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAW0LcCs35s Looks rads a hell.
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Timby posted:French Stewart looks like he's thinking, "Oh, God, why did I piss all my 3rd Rock money away..." What's French Stewart's deal, anyway? Fabrege Egg problem?
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I'm also shocked there was a Benji tv series with aliens
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muscles like this! posted:He must have had a poo poo contract seeing as he's always been in the worst of the worst movies. Always makes me chuckle that he’s a marine in Stargate lol
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Powaqoatse posted:Always makes me chuckle that he’s a marine in Stargate lol I love appearances like that, sort of like Josh Pais in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (also, he was the only voice actor to actually get inside those suits and provide the physical performance, too).
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Guy Mann posted:Russian Dashcam Videos: The Motion Picture It was only a matter of time. I’m there on day one.
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syscall girl posted:The Incredible Journey? It has a cat but it's a cool cat that can hang with the dogs. Homeward Bound is the best animal movie ever ad i will hear no arguments to the contrary.
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FreudianSlippers posted:OBviously this just means great minds think alike and we need to set up a pitch meeting with Air Bud Entertainment to make this real. The Disney Air Buddies franchise doesn't need those other IPs, they did their own superteam movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmEgdA9eJZ8 So far there are 14 films in the Air Bud cinematic universe
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Old Yeller would obviously fill in Crowe's role. Halfway through the movie you'd find out he's actually Cujo.
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In the '00s there were a couple of good French Stewart performances in DTV movies (Surveillance and The Flock) and I remember hoping that would be his new thing. Alas.
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Samovar posted:Old Yeller would obviously fill in Crowe's role. Halfway through the movie you'd find out he's actually Cujo. Beethoven would be the one to hulk out into Cujo because they're both St Bernards. Speaking of Cujo, they announced a remale a few years back which sounds suspiciously awful: quote:the new version of Cujo that is now in the works will probably have a lot of fans scratching their heads. This is because the remake is going to be titled C.U.J.O. with the letters apparently standing for "Canine Unit Joint Operations."
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Beethoven would be the one to hulk out into Cujo because they're both St Bernards. I hope the trailer for that is just dogs acting out the S.W.A.T. movie trailer.
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Powaqoatse posted:Always makes me chuckle that he’s a marine in Stargate lol Timby posted:I love appearances like that, sort of like Josh Pais in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (also, he was the only voice actor to actually get inside those suits and provide the physical performance, too). BD Wong in Executive Decision
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Tars Tarkas posted:Which film will be the worst in 2018? Contenders include Ready Player One, Tomb Raider, Pacific Rim: Uprising, Solo, Robin Hood: Origins, A Wrinkle In Time, Alita: Battle Angels, Moral Engines, 50 Shades Freed, Death Wish, Sherlock Gnomes, God's Not Dead: A Light in Darkness, and Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald Regardless of quality, Robin Hood is gonna bomb hard. Who cares about Robin Hood in 2017? It seems studios haven't gotten the message that no one cares about English legends and old stories anymore. I really don't know why "Origins" is still used as a subtitle. I reflexively associate it with lazy hackery. I almost didn't play Dragon Age Origins for that reason.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Beethoven would be the one to hulk out into Cujo because they're both St Bernards. omfg Cujo-lite did make an appearance in Gerald's Game this year but he only ate most of the dead guy and menaced the protagonist cuffed to the bed.
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Thundercracker posted:Regardless of quality, Robin Hood is gonna bomb hard. Who cares about Robin Hood in 2017? It seems studios haven't gotten the message that no one cares about English legends and old stories anymore. Robin hood is very thematically relevant to modern times
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Thundercracker posted:Regardless of quality, Robin Hood is gonna bomb hard. Who cares about Robin Hood in 2017? It seems studios haven't gotten the message that no one cares about English legends and old stories anymore. I dunno, stealing from the rich sounds really loving compelling these days. Where's Robin Hood when you need him?
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