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Haifisch posted:Speaking of guys melting down when their dong isn't enough to get a woman off: So he thinks it’s ok to rape you now. He didn’t say exactly that but he does.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:04 |
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He's going to rape her. I hope she dumps him. I really, really hope she gets far away from him.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:05 |
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Haifisch posted:Speaking of guys melting down when their dong isn't enough to get a woman off: Just tell him his dick is too big and you can't take his magnum dong, he will never bother you about this again
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:05 |
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I can't post any good examples right now becuse I'm at work, but the vibrator keyword is a goldmine holy poo poo. To contribute: The only ex I had that was insecure about stuff like that also had the smallest penis out of anyone I ever dated lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:07 |
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PetraCore posted:/r/relationships: It's clitoris all the way down Haifisch posted:Speaking of guys melting down when their dong isn't enough to get a woman off: Pick posted:So he thinks its ok to rape you now. He didnt say exactly that but he does.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:08 |
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Haifisch posted:Speaking of guys melting down when their dong isn't enough to get a woman off: quote:To clarify again, he doesn't mean he wants to physically hurt me or force me to do something that is painful. He means that next time we try, if it hurts me he will stop but won't be understanding and will be mad about it. You need to from this guy before he rapes you, because he will do so the very next time you see him.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:09 |
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extra row of teeth posted:To contribute: The only ex I had that was insecure about stuff like that also had the smallest penis out of anyone I ever dated lol
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:09 |
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Imagine living in a world where you think it would be normal or ok for a man twice your size to rape your rear end in a top hat because you got off without him there
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:10 |
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maskenfreiheit posted:I had to go there a few times for work and they were always super courteous. A little more thorough than when you say youre going for tourism but polite. i'm not surprised, i think anyone deviating from the norm sets them off. i think they're trained to latch onto it as "you might have a fuckin' crimelord here!!!!!!" and/or they're desperate for the slightest excuse to exercise their authority Baronjutter posted:As someone who got married mostly for visa reasons I can say that both US and Canadian border folks can both be the most petty authoritarian scumbags who get off ruining peoples trips and even lives if possible. I've crossed a lot of borders but none are ever as unpleasant as US/Canada. I've gone into countries in the middle of a literal war and had more chill, polite, and reasonable border security folk than the US/Canada border. yeah i've heard this too, i know canadians can be assholes as well. i've just been lucky enough to mostly run into relatively chill canadian border people that appear to be capable of professional courtesy. Haifisch posted:Speaking of guys melting down when their dong isn't enough to get a woman off: she should dump that shitlord immediately
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:11 |
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Imagine if these same dumbass men actually understood female anatomy and weren't insecure whiny little babies because having a girlfriend who uses a vibrator is often much more able to have orgasms with their partner.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:11 |
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that guy posted:He said that the vibrator better work or else he won't be patient when it hurts anymore. He's going to rape her either by force or by coercing her into doing something she doesn't want to do.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:12 |
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Pick posted:Imagine living in a world where you think it would be normal or ok for a man twice your size to rape your rear end in a top hat because you got off without him there If a twelve foot tall 450 pound man wanted to rape my rear end in a top hat I don't know that I or anyone could do much about it
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Blade Runner posted:If a twelve foot tall 450 pound man wanted to rape my rear end in a top hat I don't know that I or anyone could do much about it
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Blade Runner posted:If a twelve foot tall 450 pound man wanted to rape my rear end in a top hat I don't know that I or anyone could do much about it
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:14 |
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girl pants posted:I'm gonna guess you don't date men That sucks. I am always exited to see a woman's collection of objects she uses to treat her body like a circus.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:15 |
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TBH I would not want to date a man with a small penis, not for any physical reason, but because they seem to be psychos about it. Unless he really seemed to be unusually emotionally mature and not likely to shoot or rape me
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:16 |
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Maybe a women avoid small penis men because they’re fuckin scary about it
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:17 |
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Basically just imagine the opening scene of 2049 with Bautista and Ryan Gosling only it turns sexual
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:17 |
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mind the walrus posted:----------- There's a not insignificant number of men who get off on women who find sex painful for whatever reason. Given that his response to her trying to find a way to make sex less painful is "I will rape you", he is 100% one of those guys.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:17 |
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My [21 F] boyfriend [20 M] of six months doesn't like me using a vibrator during sex, but it's the only way I can orgasmquote:This is obviously nsfw.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:19 |
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The_end posted:That sucks. I am always exited to see a woman's collection of objects she uses to treat her body like a circus. Pick posted:Maybe a women avoid small penis men because theyre fuckin scary about it
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:19 |
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Enfys posted:There's a not insignificant number of men who get off on women who find sex painful for whatever reason. Given that his response to her trying to find a way to make sex less painful is "I will rape you", he is 100% one of those guys.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:19 |
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Pick posted:TBH I would not want to date a man with a small penis, not for any physical reason, but because they seem to be psychos about it. Unless he really seemed to be unusually emotionally mature and not likely to shoot or rape me Way to break a guy’s heart Pick, loving hell
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:20 |
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Perhaps if your response to any situation is to rape, you should re evaluate how you arrived at that conclusion
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:21 |
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Haifisch posted:B-b-b-but my magic penis Calm down, Shepard.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:21 |
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Many small penis dudes have complexes about their dongers and you have to really carefully manage their emotions or else they turn what could be a fun night into an angry dude screaming about entitled whore bitches. Or, um, that's what I've heard.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:21 |
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Haifisch posted:My [21 F] boyfriend [20 M] of six months doesn't like me using a vibrator during sex, but it's the only way I can orgasm Pay for his surgery to have a vibrator implanted in his dick. While we're at it pay for it to light up and cum MDMA.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:21 |
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just don’t seem likely to shoot or rape me, man
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:22 |
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PetraCore posted:...yeah that really sounded like a rape threat. Sounds like he's got that part covered already
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:22 |
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Pick posted:TBH I would not want to date a man with a small penis, not for any physical reason, but because they seem to be psychos about it. Unless he really seemed to be unusually emotionally mature and not likely to shoot or rape me To be fair my dong is real big and I'm still a broke brained psychotic so this does not hold true
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:22 |
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Seriously, why can't men be reasonable and understand that vibrators help you feel...wait, whoa, if you're going to understand it that way, at least wash it off when you're done. Me [25F] with my boyfriend [26M] of 2.5 years, found him using my vibrator.. quote:Hi r/relationships. I've been a lurker for awhile but have never posted, and never thought I would be, but I'm kind of freaking out right now.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:23 |
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Blade Runner posted:To be fair my dong is real big and I'm still a broke brained psychotic so this does not hold true So you're saying that all men are broke brained psychotics
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:24 |
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Blade Runner posted:To be fair my dong is real big and I'm still a broke brained psychotic so this does not hold true She didn't say big dick dudes aren't going to murder her, just that they're not going to murder her because of teeny weenie rage.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:24 |
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Jeza posted:Sounds like he's got that part covered already my thought exactly.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:24 |
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Blade Runner posted:To be fair my dong is real big and I'm still a broke brained psychotic so this does not hold true Any deviation from the norm must be punished with the “seems unlikely to rape or shoot me” standard
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:25 |
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Enfys posted:So you're saying that all men are broke brained psychotics Yes
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Enfys posted:So you're saying that all men are broke brained psychotics Yes but also all women
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:26 |
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Hey we're not all psychotic.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:27 |
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Put some cheesy on the peeny
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 19:27 |
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https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/18/style/plastic-surgery-for-men.html quote:He paused and lowered his voice. "I want to come in for penis augmentation," he whispered. Men are fragile.
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