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PetraCore posted:If there wasn't jokes about Cyclops' one-eyed trouser snake I'm not interested. iirc nightcrawler was one of them but i canna remember who the other one was
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Dec 21, 2017 02:32
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Pick posted:
Holy Liberace Batman!
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Dec 21, 2017 02:34
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Dump onionman for being a channer.
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Dec 21, 2017 02:37
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maskenfreiheit posted:My fiance [m26] lashed out at my cousin/bridesmaid [f35] for cheating on her husband in a very offensive manner. My [f28] relationship has not been the same with her since and my fiance thinks he did the right thing. I don't. Help? I dislike how she left out the context of his explosion. It doesn't seem like he did it on a whim. It also seems like he's very not okay with the guy she cheated on her ex-husband with, and that's completely understandable. I don't really get why she is blaming everything on her fiance and just completely forgiving her cousin for handling things the wrong way. Putting it in the context of my own life, if either of my cousins that I'm relatively close to cheated on their SO's I'd be drat friendly with their SO's still and be real blunt about my cousin being a god drat moron. Khorne fucked around with this message at 03:03 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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Dec 21, 2017 02:59
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tactlessbastard posted:She sounds fun. blarzgh posted:So you boyfriend ostensibly drove to the store, bought an engagement ring, then came right back home and gave it to you? Are you sure it wasn't just groceries? On the one hand, her boyfriend loves her so much he’s had a ring on deck for a while. On the other, this is a really weird lie. Also if you have a ring ready to go, why waste it on an apology for buying your mom groceries? This only makes sense if her dad is a transwoman and still has bf’s dead biomom’s engagement ring. And then it still doesn’t really make sense. Ninja edit: oh god so many pages late
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Dec 21, 2017 03:12
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Pick posted:
"Batman and Superbutts"? Buttman was right there for the taking.
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Dec 21, 2017 03:15
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Bibliotechno Music posted:Ninja edit: oh god so many pages late it's ok just look at superman getitng a blog job. if that idea "disturbs" or "ofens" you, or you think you can't take it and it woudl rnfect your way of appearing at superman, then you're admitted some lines can upset you sexually. but if you think that you're unafect bu it, take a look, but now you'regay (hehe) Dienes posted:"Batman and Superbutts"? It has been edited to reflect this. Pick fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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Dec 21, 2017 03:15
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Dienes posted:"Batman and Superbutts"? Buttman is an unrelated, preexisting character so only an uncultured phillistine would think that would be an acceptable title for a BvS slash
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Dec 21, 2017 03:18
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Barudak posted:Buttman is an unrelated, preexisting character so only an uncultured phillistine would think that would be an acceptable title for a BvS slash Imho it's p funny to read that comic and think "this is what barudak's parents wish he were doing. what. a. disappointment." barudak's mom: *reads batman slash* *suddenly jolts with a choked sob as she realizes her son isn't blowing a journalist* u broke my heart son
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Dec 21, 2017 03:21
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Pick posted:Imho it's p funny to read that comic and think "this is what barudak's parents wish he were doing. what. a. disappointment." Please, nowhere in that comic do Batman and Superman have an erotically charged arguement over marxist versus trotskyist attitudes towards liberation theology
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Dec 21, 2017 03:24
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Barudak posted:Please, nowhere in that comic do Batman and Superman have an erotically charged arguement over marxist versus trotskyist attitudes towards liberation theology i blame the scanlation team personally
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Dec 21, 2017 03:27
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Pick posted:i blame the scanlation team personally Buttman v Superbutt: Dawn of Just rear end (rewrite)
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Dec 21, 2017 03:30
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Khorne posted:Given that the two couples were close for 3 drat years I think he has every right to lash out at someone who hosed up a meaningful relationship to him by being a selfish idiot. It's her cousin's choice who she bangs, but torpedoing important relationships intertwined with your other relationships has consequences. Who knew!! yeah this one is kind of weird to me, if the dude considered the guy a friend then he's basically got every right to want to sever with her for what she did. If she was unhappy in her relationship she coulda broke up or something, cheating is something that never really has a good excuse and is mostly just something that makes you a garbage person, doubling down on dating your fling afterwards only really seals it and I think the guy has every right to not want her at his wedding. That the OP is so blase about it almost comes across as suspicious to me to be honest. La Brea Carpet posted:My [24 F] boyfriend [25 M] won't stop eating raw onions! I guess i never ate 3 raw onions a day but I sort of wonder how much of her problem is real or if it's mostly just she's weirded out by him eating them and then reading too much into the aftermath. I like onions a lot and have eaten plenty of raw ones (as an ingredient) and never really experienced a problem like this, I also enjoy plenty of other pungent foods like garlic and olives and I would say that as long as I brush my teeth (and importantly, scrape my tongue) after eating the flavors just don't really stick around.
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Dec 21, 2017 03:33
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On weeaboo planet, your parents commission a mangaka to create a manga of their hopes and dreams for you, and on your 18th birthday, they hand you the tankoubon, and you can see in explicit detail exactly how much your mediocrity let them down.
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Dec 21, 2017 03:37
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Pick posted:iirc nightcrawler was one of them but i canna remember who the other one was i could be wrong but i remember you telling me it was wolverine
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Dec 21, 2017 03:38
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i could be wrong but i remember you telling me it was wolverine I think it was wolverine.
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Dec 21, 2017 03:40
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ArbitraryC posted:I guess i never ate 3 raw onions a day but I sort of wonder how much of her problem is real or if it's mostly just she's weirded out by him eating them and then reading too much into the aftermath. I like onions a lot and have eaten plenty of raw ones (as an ingredient) and never really experienced a problem like this, I also enjoy plenty of other pungent foods like garlic and olives and I would say that as long as I brush my teeth (and importantly, scrape my tongue) after eating the flavors just don't really stick around.
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Dec 21, 2017 03:43
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Pick posted:I think it was wolverine.
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Dec 21, 2017 03:46
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PetraCore posted:Wolverine seems like he'd give substandard blowjobs. But hes the best at what he does, bub?
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Dec 21, 2017 03:50
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PetraCore posted:Wolverine seems like he'd give substandard blowjobs. I'd be down if he exchanged one hand of claws for a set of adamantium sounding rods.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:09
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Barudak posted:But hes the best at what he does, bub?
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Dec 21, 2017 04:17
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mind the walrus posted:But what he does doesn't usually involve a dick in his mouth. Even most expert dicksuckers don't have a dick in their mouths a majority of the time, and wolverine DOES have a job.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:18
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fruit on the bottom posted:The title is a wild ride. He's a drug dealer. I had an ex who slung coke who had a bunch of stuff like this, fake women, extra cousins, etc. "Pick up apples and bread at the store for me" is 100% "bring me x quantity of y drug."
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Dec 21, 2017 04:21
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Pick posted:Even most expert dicksuckers don't have a dick in their mouths a majority of the time, and wolverine DOES have a job.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:24
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Oh, I guess I'd forgotten because I don't really care about x-men and even my 2000s era low-level enjoyment was tainted when I found out the directior rapes children that wasn't a dig I'm being literal.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:25
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mind the walrus posted:But what he does doesn't usually involve a dick in his mouth. Neither did Nancy Regan but she still made it to being president thanks to her blowjob skills.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:25
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honestly if my wife drew gay superhero porn like that I'd let her peg me a few times.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:26
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mind the walrus posted:My post is a takeoff on Wolverine's full catchphrase-- "I'm the best there is at what I do... but what I do isn't very nice." -- only I'm recontextualizing the subordinate clause as a response to Baraduk's recontextualization of the independent clause as a question.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:28
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ArbitraryC posted:I guess i never ate 3 raw onions a day but I sort of wonder how much of her problem is real or if it's mostly just she's weirded out by him eating them and then reading too much into the aftermath. I like onions a lot and have eaten plenty of raw ones (as an ingredient) and never really experienced a problem like this, I also enjoy plenty of other pungent foods like garlic and olives and I would say that as long as I brush my teeth (and importantly, scrape my tongue) after eating the flavors just don't really stick around. quote:He looks up some stuff online and rinses his out with cinnamon/some of this other stuff and it takes care of his breath, but you know what happens if you eat raw onions all the time? You smell like onions. Usually I get home right before he does from the gym, and I used to love the way he smelled after a workout, but now? If he sweats the tiniest bit it's like someone murdered a rat in his armpits. And he farts CONSTANTLY and they are SO bad and they linger so much. There has never been a point in our relationship where we have not been super sexually active until now, and it's completely because of the onions.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:29
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i like nice words
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PetraCore posted:So what I'm getting from this is that Wolverine is great at blow-jobs, but he doesn't snuggle after. That sounds accurate to his characterisation.
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Dec 21, 2017 04:42
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[NSWF maybe] How can I (25F) be supportive of him (29M) when he's self-sabotaging relationship over his "small" penis?Relationships 86 points 58 comments submitted 5 months ago by throwmeaway71517 to r/relationships (Saw another thread about penis size in here. Must be something going around.) Dating this guy and he is very insecure about his "small" penis. I'm using "s because he's not small, just average. His perception of himself is way off base. He brings it up all the time. Things like "Are you sure you want me and my tiny cock?" Something like this is said at least once a day. He's preoccupied with it. I've never brought it up, and quite frankly his size is something I never would have thought about if he wouldn't have brought it up in the first place. I've reassured him countless times that I don't think he's small, he's given me the best orgasms I ever had, that kind of thing. Which is the truth. He insists I'm lying. A few days ago, we got to talking about my ex BF. He asked me if he was big. I told him the truth: 9". He flipped out and said he would never be able to please me like my ex could. I, again, told him how the best sex I've ever had has been with him, not my ex, and that he was the only one I wanted. He told me he "couldn't deal with this" and he needed a break. I kept my cool and told him ok, I'd be around when he was ready. He's a great guy but has some major issues and insecurities. ...Insecurities and issues that probably need to be worked out in therapy. I realize there's only so much I can do, but does anyone have any ideas for being supportive? Right now, I'm just giving him his space as he requested so I don't smother him. Tl;dr Him: preoccupied with feeling inadequate due to dick size despite me reassuring him that he's great. Me: not sure what to do anymore.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:22
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Just tell him hes right his dick is too small and that youll be the man now and peg him and get him butt pregnant because twist it turns put youre actually benedict cumberbatch who is also a werewolf
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Dec 21, 2017 05:26
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What is the deal with my (27F) ex (28M)??Breakups 12 points 32 comments submitted 5 days ago by futurephysician to r/relationships My boyfriend of five months broke up with me exactly two weeks ago. I was devastated because I really loved him, but he told me that while he really admires and respects me and thinks I’m the most incredible and big-hearted woman he ever met, he lost his attraction for me a few months ago and couldn’t get it back, and that he did not fall in love with me physically. He broke up with me with tears in his eyes, and kept wanting to go for one last cuddle, kept hugging me and kissing me on the forehead while I cried. He said I deserve someone who genuinely loves me and that as hard as he tried because I’m so worth it, he couldn’t fall in love with me physically. Anyways I spent two weeks trying to get over him, literally crying every time I thought about him and what I had lost. He is a gentleman, a wonderful man, with a calm disposition and a huge heart, and I am in love with his incredible mind and also his goodness, and these two things led me to fall in love with his looks too. He’s good in bed and seemed to enjoy it. For him, he was initially attracted to my looks and the more I got attached, the less attracted to me he was (I’m basing this off of his perceived timeline of losing attraction). I wasn’t that clingy - I wanted him to message me at least once a day but he’s not much of a texter, so as much as I insisted I didn’t need it he did it even though it felt like a chore. He treated me amazingly and is exactly the kind of man I want to marry. In fact I can’t even imagine a man who is more suited for me than him. Some background on him - he was in the army for several years and finished a degree. He’s doing a masters program near his parents’ house and lives with them. He is in a prestigious unpaid internship. He’s kind of embarrassed at how “behind” he is in life and how he still depends on his parents who pay for everything for him. I on the other hand have a full time job i excel in, in a highly prestigious field, at one of the most prestigious employers in that field. I am 100% financially independent, and live in an apartment that I share with roommates. A friend of mine suggested that the fact that he’s not ready to settle down while I am might have something to do with why he couldn’t surrender his heart to me. Anyways I took his word for it that he didn’t love me although his body language always seemed to imply otherwise. He was always touching me, something he explained as feeling affection but not attraction or love. Two weeks after the breakup I ran into him at a singles event. His face lit up like a Christmas tree and he gave me a long and sensual hug. He even took some time to smell my neck (interesting behaviour for someone who claims not to be attracted to me at all) and kissed my cheek. We spoke for awhile and then at the end of the event, while I was talking to two other guys, he approaches me, gives me another long sensual hug, and said “bye, sweetheart” followed by another kiss on the cheek. Again, odd behaviour for someone who claims to like me only as a platonic friend. The two guys looked at each other like wtf is he her boyfriend?? He chatted up another girl yet his body language was nowhere near as intimate and touchy as he was with me. He doesn’t text me. He apparently sings my praises to any mutual friend who asks about the breakup, and one even said it’s kind of weird how much he admires you, he’s crazy about you. I honestly have no idea how to explain this behaviour. It’s just so incredibly odd. TL;DR: ran into my ex at a singles event and he was very touchy feely, hugged me for a long time, smelled my neck, and called me sweetheart in such a way that many around us thought he was my boyfriend. Is this normal behaviour for a man who claims to not be attracted to me and why?
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Dec 21, 2017 05:26
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I can't wait for her to dump him because of his insecurities about his totally fine penis. A beautiful self-own that will only get worse as he convinces himself she left him because his donger was too small.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:27
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Don't date small dick men
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Dec 21, 2017 05:27
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Barudak posted:Just tell him hes right his dick is too small and that youll be the man now and peg him and get him butt pregnant because twist it turns put youre actually benedict cumberbatch who is also a werewolf the "sherlock" and "supernatural" episodes of the f-plus always make me laugh. I mean it's low-hanging fruit but every loving time the reader incredulously segues into the sex scene that erotically describes the character's "peepee and balls" I just completely lose my poo poo
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Dec 21, 2017 05:27
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girl pants posted:I can't wait for her to dump him because of his insecurities about his totally fine penis. A beautiful self-own that will only get worse as he convinces himself she left him because his donger was too small. There's a 100% inevitability to this course of action.
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Dec 21, 2017 05:28
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Pick posted:There's a 100% inevitability to this course of action. it's going to keep happening over and over, too, until he decides to get therapy or kill himself. (He will not get therapy. It is the women who are wrong.)
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Pick posted:[NSWF maybe] How can I (25F) be supportive of him (29M) when he's self-sabotaging relationship over his "small" penis?Relationships
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