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The cutscene editor fell and broke his wrists. https://i.imgur.com/FU9sKoP.mp4
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Toops posted:I mean, is this really the hill y’all wanna die on? It looks like Mark Hamill in the same way a Spitting Image latex puppet looks like whoever it's meant to be. But yeah I get your point which is well put and finely formed
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:50 |
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Another potato fiasco https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/943931186740686848 ----------------
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:50 |
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Daztek posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/7lbu1x/tried_to_get_friends_to_watch_the_stream_i_am/ Umm, Wazzi, I really hate to break it to you.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:51 |
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Well what do you expect from a tiny indie corporation with just fourteen shell companies.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:52 |
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big nipples big life posted:I'm the people that think a company that can't put together a 2 hour livestream with a year's notice can build the Most Ambitious Game in History™. but you better loving pledge or the game gets it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:52 |
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Mark Hamill looks like the guy in the trailer the same way that President Trump looks like the 45th addition to the Hall of Presidents.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:52 |
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Mne nravitsya posted:Thanks....I just got an image in my head of having to fluff Sandi These are the images that nobody really wants to have.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:52 |
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CIG found the only way to make a canned 2 hour video fail. By delaying it by 24 hours. The only thing that'll make it funnier is if they cancel it outright tomorrow. "No chris, we aint going to work through the weekend its loving christmas"
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:53 |
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In lieu of a holiday stream, please enjoy excerpts from CIG's lore instead. Even in their stories, the doors don't work.quote:Standing up, she waved her hand over the light switch and winced as the harsh overhead kicked on. The EZ-Hab was already looking worse for wear since she had moved in ten nights ago. She quickly rinsed her mouth with a half swallow of stale Smoltz and proceeded to get dressed.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:53 |
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Mne nravitsya posted:A song honor of the Christmas Event
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:53 |
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Yeah it was your blog, not that the company that been completely inept for years is still completely inept
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:54 |
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I have a meeting at 3.... arrgggg cig be late as usual please... I don't want to miss the train wreck
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:54 |
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What about all the tanks I bought! I wanted to see a commercial for them. I support the company by buying images of their products so that they can then make prerendered commercials for these products using my money. I DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:55 |
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big nipples big life posted:
Hey comon, Derek is as frustrated as all of us that he has to wait until tomorrow to find out what his big scoop is.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:55 |
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Sarsapariller posted:In lieu of a holiday stream, please enjoy excerpts from CIG's lore instead. Even in their stories, the doors don't work. The lore now features broke rear end people making desperate sales pitches, as well. Write what you know, right? quote:“Test me,” insisted Clara, “and then decide. That’s all I’m asking.”
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:55 |
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imagine what the writers / editors at ign are thinking right now lol
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:56 |
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LMAO what the gently caress
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:56 |
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Sarsapariller posted:P.S. Star Citizen's "Main competitor," Elite Dangerous, has been out for so many years that you can now buy it for $7.50 on Steam. $20 for the PS4, if you want to space truck from the sofa. (Legendary edition, Gamestop)
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:56 |
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Now The Agent is sitting at a bar with a bunch of tequila for nothing. Good work, CIG.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:56 |
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well, i didnt see that coming
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:57 |
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imagine taking a day off work to watch a commercial
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:57 |
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D_Smart posted:
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:58 |
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God Dammit! I took 2 Viagra for this! Well, I guess I'll glitch my way back into bed and go into a T-pose until tomorrow.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:59 |
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XK posted:Now The Agent is sitting at a bar with a bunch of tequila for nothing. Incorrect, he has Tequila.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:59 |
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Toops posted:I mean, is this really the hill y’all wanna die on? Even though he’s a piece of poo poo in real life, counterpoint to this: Even in your picture, it doesn’t look like Hamill. I’m being pretty lenient there I think. It could be somebody like “who is related to the famous actor Mark Hamill” but it’s pretty far off. Fine for a homage or a random thing, but not so much when you are shouting from the rooftops about it.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:59 |
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What specifically was it you said that scuttled things?
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:59 |
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Dusty Lens posted:Hey comon, Derek is as frustrated as all of us that he has to wait until tomorrow to find out what his big scoop is.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:59 |
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Toops posted:LMAO what the gently caress Dude your Oblivion character is looking pretty good what mods are you using.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 20:59 |
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But... you didn't leak anything.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:00 |
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Hav posted:Incorrect, he has Tequila. And I have gin. I'm right there with you The Agent!
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:00 |
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Sarsapariller posted:The lore now features broke rear end people making desperate sales pitches, as well. Write what you know, right? I'm actually increasingly convinced that whoever wrote this was trolling as hard as they could, and nobody picked it up because nobody reads these loving things quote:Radu Ghazi settled into the bunk, letting the mattress conform underneath him. He was impressed by the support. Most ship designers couldn’t care less about mattress strength. They seemed to spend all their time pouring credits and attention into the sexier aspects of the ships; the hull, the guns, the engines. The marketing points, he’d once heard them called. That was back on Prime, in some high class bar that he had no business being in. The thing these companies didn’t seem to grasp was that when you spend months on the drift, a comfortable mattress could save your life just as well as an armored hull.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:00 |
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Sarsapariller posted:But... you didn't leak anything. There was a bit of wee. Sarsapariller posted:I'm actually increasingly convinced that whoever wrote this was trolling as hard as they could, and nobody picked it up because nobody reads these loving things Buried the lede; "a comfortable mattress could save your life just as well as an armored hull" Hav fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Dec 21, 2017 |
# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:01 |
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imagine being so up your own rear end you believe you caused the delay
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:01 |
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big nipples big life posted:imagine taking a day off work to watch a commercial Imagine taking a day off of work to watch a commercial for a product that you bought years ago to find out why you should spend more to ensure it's delivered.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:02 |
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bill_murray posted:I have a meeting at 3.... arrgggg cig be late as usual please... I don't want to miss the train wreck Hope your meeting doesn't last 24 hours
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:02 |
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gently caress me, FDev can stroke out a livestream at a week's notice using the live game, a dev build, whatever - and pull it off every single time without fuss. CIG can't livestream a loving render
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 21:02 |
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Looking at the time stamps, they first announced 44 minutes out. Like, at one hour out, were they still thinking they might make it?
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Fortunately one of the five community managers stepped in to address it. Pro-tip: Need a refund, just mention Zyloh in your refund email and it will get fast tracked.
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