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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

DoktorLoken posted:

:wtf: who lays hands on each other and prays?

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

DoktorLoken posted:

:wtf: who lays hands on each other and prays?

Evangelical assholes.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

DoktorLoken posted:

:wtf: who lays hands on each other and prays?

Southern baptists

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Proud Christian Mom posted:

fell of the bed last night loving and now i can barely walk. gg nm

*dont care had sex*

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004

When my friends or family need moral support, I drape them in a lab coat and recite Carl Sagan quotes. I also remind them how much I loving love science.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Mad Dragon posted:

When my friends or family need moral support, I drape them in a lab coat and recite Carl Sagan quotes. I also remind them how much I loving love science.

Does the same good.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





hey

merry christmas to you all

peace and love from the future

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

merry xmas fags

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

boop the snoot posted:

I'm not going home for Christmas and my family had their get together yesterday. Having my entire family in one house is like elevating the tension to 1000 because we all kind of don't like eachother. Seriously, everybody has an issue with at least one other person (including me). I'll go home for New Years and party with the couple of relatives I get along with well.

I feel like my mental state is a lot healthier because of this decision.


I mean I get it’s your blood but yeah I don’t know why people willingly succumb themselves to lovely stressful family situations for the sake of holidays. No one is obliged poo poo. poo poo people are poo poo people.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Stultus Maximus posted:

Evangelical assholes.
Exactly.

When my mom went to Afghanistan 8 years ago they asked if they could pray for her. She thought they meant later so she said yes. Next thing you know they all laid hands on her and were praying.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Casimir Radon posted:

Exactly.

When my mom went to Afghanistan 8 years ago they asked if they could pray for her. She thought they meant later so she said yes. Next thing you know they all laid hands on her and were praying.

I've had evangelicals pray at me. It's really annoying.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

The Romans had it right. Feed those retards to the lions.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

I'm laying on the floor at my parents in agony. Still worth it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Mad Dragon posted:

When my friends or family need moral support, I drape them in a lab coat and recite Carl Sagan quotes. I also remind them how much I loving love science.

Read the pale blue dot to really drive home how insignificant their problems and existence are, that cheers them up

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


4 kids just showed up and started shoveling my mom's driveway. Hopefully this is some kind of good deed andtl they're not trying to pull the ol' asphalt scam.

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Merry Christmas fuckers

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Happy kwanza ingrates.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Happy Eid 3 months late this year

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
io saturnalia

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

it's fukken sunday nerds not christmas.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nice and hot piss posted:

it's fukken sunday nerds not christmas.

It is where I am bitch

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

It is where I am bitch

Then what did I get for Christmas mr smarty future man

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

Then what did I get for Christmas mr smarty future man

A discount gift card for patio concrete.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





ONE oval office WOLF PACK posted:

Then what did I get for Christmas mr smarty future man

It wasn't your office girl that's for sure

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Spending Christmas Eve in the hospital in Chicago with my boyfriend because he fell ice skating. ICE to meet ya

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Snowing at the Casa De CrabDeath compound.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Woof Blitzer posted:

Spending Christmas Eve in the hospital in Chicago with my boyfriend because he fell ice skating. ICE to meet ya

Find a more coordinated boyfriend

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Woof Blitzer posted:

Spending Christmas Eve in the hospital in Chicago with my boyfriend because he fell ice skating. ICE to meet ya

maybe next time try to be gentler with him.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

LingcodKilla posted:

Snowing at the Casa De CrabDeath compound.



Just started snowing out at my parents place on San Juan

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Just started snowing out at my parents place on San Juan

Oh man... good crabbing there.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Snowing here in Seattle too, gonna be a white Christmas in the Puget sound

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Woof Blitzer posted:

Spending Christmas Eve in the hospital in Chicago with my boyfriend because he fell ice skating. ICE to meet ya

Sure, another LEO'S SO "fell" during the holiday.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Woof is actually a really nice guy ok, you just don't know him like I do

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I LICK APE PUSSY posted:

Sure, another LEO'S SO "fell" during the holiday.

It’s true, I saw the whole thing

/thin blue line

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
He “fell” on three 115gr hollow points that somehow appeared on the ground... very unfortunate.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

It wasn't your office girl that's for sure

:vince:

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Woof Blitzer posted:

He “fell” on three 115gr hollow points that somehow appeared on the ground... very unfortunate.

put some bandaids where he 'fell' on the 9mm and he should be fine

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Single-handedly beat immediate family and mom's side of the family in Trivial Pursuit, good Christmas already.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
Caught myself humblebragging like a Fool

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
lol Seattle drivers

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