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Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010

Koalas March posted:

This is literally a picture from 5 days ago.



Has it been subject to photoshop though, like genuinely, maybe the angle is more flattering i don't know

to be fair i only know her because of that awkward interview she gave about some mass shooting in america

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empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Why would you think it has been photoshopped?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Thanks to Trump I'm finally free to say gently caress Christmas Right in the Ear.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Every photo of Mariah Carey is photoshopped because she doesn't actually exist.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Push El Burrito posted:

Every photo of Mariah Carey is photoshopped because she doesn't actually exist.

they're made by stevie wonder, who is not actually blind

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



empty whippet box posted:

Why would you think it has been photoshopped?

Women's weight doesn't fluctuate. They just get fat and that's it

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!

farraday posted:

I hope that’s either/or because it’s asking a lot.

Of course I suppose some families are different.


https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/945324527520804866

Remember when the POTUS was charming and likeable, despite his flaws?

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Look yall I'm stuck in car on hour long drive. Its 20° and there is no heat and I can hear the snow crunch underneath us from the big rear end holes in the bottom of my vehicle so I'll argue about Mariah. I've got the time and could use the distraction lmao

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Mariah Carey has been loving gorgeous for nearly 30 years any of y'all saying otherwise are loving insane

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004


Dinosaur Gum
If we're doing a "favorite Christmas songs" thing mine are probably Darlene Love's "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)" and Donny Hathaway's "This Christmas"

Also Mariah Carey rules and gently caress any attempts at body-shaming her.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPpLZhg--LA

alpha_destroy
Mar 23, 2010

Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night
Chestnuts Roasting is the best Christmas song and I will literally fight you fools over this.

I mean, I'm weak as poo poo so I will lose. But I'll throw hands regardless.

Girbot
Jan 13, 2009

WoodrowSkillson posted:

Mariah Carey has been loving gorgeous for nearly 30 years any of y'all saying otherwise are loving insane

Agree. Also Honey is the greatest thing Sean Combs ever touched.

JehovahsWetness
Dec 9, 2005

bang that shit retarded
family tradition is to jam Joseph on repeat while putting the tree up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZzOfW6mDZs

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



alpha_destroy posted:

Chestnuts Roasting is the best Christmas song and I will literally fight you fools over this.

I mean, I'm weak as poo poo so I will lose. But I'll throw hands regardless.

In no particular order:

Jackson 5 - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Mary J Blige - Some Day At Christmas
Christina Aguilera - Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
TLC - Sleigh Ride
Temptations - Silent Night

And when I'm feeling particularly bitter:
Fall Out Boy - Yule Shoot Your Eye Out

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Ash Crimson posted:

merry christ mas



Would. :eyepop:

Ash Crimson
Apr 4, 2010


she's been replaced by a doppelganger and these are obviously two different people

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Koalas March posted:

Women's weight doesn't fluctuate. They just get fat and that's it

That’s how it worked for me :shrug:

Then again i have stupid genes.

Rocko Bonaparte
Mar 12, 2002

Every day is Friday!

Koalas March posted:

Look yall I'm stuck in car on hour long drive. Its 20° and there is no heat and I can hear the snow crunch underneath us from the big rear end holes in the bottom of my vehicle so I'll argue about Mariah. I've got the time and could use the distraction lmao

Stop distracting us from the real question.

Is your car fat?

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Ash Crimson posted:



she's been replaced by a doppelganger and these are obviously two different people

Sometimes people get old, and they gain some weight, and they get some aftermarket parts added. :shrug:

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Ash Crimson posted:



she's been replaced by a doppelganger and these are obviously two different people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqGpUcjaVzo

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

Dick Trauma posted:

Sometimes people get old, and they gain some weight, and they get some aftermarket parts added. :shrug:

And some times they get abducted by aliens and replaced with a body double who is also The Thing from the hit movie, The Thing (2011), and Mariah Carey is quite clearly part of a large scale plot to eliminate humanity. Stay safe goons.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U8aOHtpITs

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.

https://twitter.com/kool65doc/status/945326842239705089

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Rocko Bonaparte posted:

Stop distracting us from the real question.

Is your car fat?

It's a 2003 Mercury Sable. The bottom is rusted out. There are literally holes in the bottom and you can see the road under you when you drive. We out a plank of wood down on the passenger side. It leaks coolant constantly and the heat/ac is broken. Parts of the interior have fallen off and you can see all the glue and poo poo. I know there's over stuff I'm forgetting, I literally thought about posting pics in the Keep Your Head up thread and beggibg for like $1500 so I can get a better car but I figured that be asking too much.

Anyway my loving fingers and toes feel like they're gonna freeze off lmao.

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy
I'm secretly in love with Thandie Newton.

That's my D&D Christmas story.

TURN IT OFF!
Dec 26, 2012
Shakira looks like a gazelle on her latest album, so Mariah Carey got off pretty easy.

Slowpoke Rodriguez
Jun 20, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

Every photo of Mariah Carey is photoshopped because she doesn't actually exist.

She's a sweet sweet fantasy baby.

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



C2C - 2.0 posted:

I'm secretly in love with Thandie Newton.

That's my D&D Christmas story.

Ever since M:I2

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



C2C - 2.0 posted:

I'm secretly in love with Thandie Newton.

That's my D&D Christmas story.

I have legit had a crush on Thandie since I saw her on ER as a kid.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.



:pwn: What the gently caress

C2C - 2.0
May 14, 2006

Dubs In The Key Of Life


Lipstick Apathy

Koalas March posted:

I have legit had a crush on Thandie since I saw her on ER as a kid.

Her appearance in Rocknrolla is what pushed me over the edge

Malachi Constant
Feb 2, 2006

I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all
Gotta stick with the classics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR07r0ZMFb8&t=46s

Koalas March
May 21, 2007




I'm literally listening to this right now.

92.3 if you're in the D

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


Can we all at least agree that A Christmas Story is only a thing now because it appeals so strongly to boomers' desperate nostalgia?

Ikari Worrier
Jul 23, 2004


Dinosaur Gum

TURN IT OFF! posted:

Shakira looks like a gazelle on her latest album, so Mariah Carey got off pretty easy.

Is this a stealth Zootopia joke

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Shifty Pony posted:

Can we all at least agree that A Christmas Story is only a thing now because it appeals so strongly to boomers' desperate nostalgia?

I dunno about that, it's a movie made when they were in their ~30's and set before they were born.

Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
I love Mariah Carey, I love Thandie Newton, I love every single loving one of you, and there is nothing you can do about it.

This is not a song about love, but about becoming aware of who you are and taking inventory of things that you have / people close to you and cherish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqQo2RQMWEM

(:siren: Loud as hell :siren:)

Koalas March
May 21, 2007



Shifty Pony posted:

Can we all at least agree that A Christmas Story is only a thing now because it appeals so strongly to boomers' desperate nostalgia?

I posted "I feel the feel the Christmas noose begin to tighten" on Facebook and only my white friends got it lol

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Pakled posted:

I dunno about that, it's a movie made when they were in their ~30's and set before they were born.

It's also so sarcastic and subversive about the 50s that ... well, actually no I'm not surprised that it probably makes the same people feel all gooey and nostalgic that think Born In the USA is a patriotic song

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DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Shifty Pony posted:

Can we all at least agree that A Christmas Story is only a thing now because it appeals so strongly to boomers' desperate nostalgia?
The leg lamp scene is a paean to consumerism run rampant. I will defend it until my dying breath.

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