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Broken Nose is real good. E: Also, the mission in the club is a great example, gameplay-wise, of why this game is good. It can throw in a car chase shooter section, a gunfighting section, a foot chase, and a beatdown and all of those elements work at least well enough to be competent, which means the plot missions can have a lot of variety in both what you're doing play-wise and how the action-set-pieces go story-wise.
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New Cast- Broken Nose Jiang- Elizabeth Sung Ponytail- Ron Yuan, same guy who plays Dogeyes and Big Smile Lee's other minion Mr. Tong, who we'll see later. We'll also see Ponytail again in the final mission. He is guarding Big Smile Lee there and takes a lot of bullets or a special trick to put down. Old Salty Crab (the fat guy who was with Jiang)- Tzi Ma, who also plays Big Smile Lee later on ironically enough. Johnny- Vic Chao, same guy who voices Siu Wah.
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# ? Dec 18, 2017 23:34 |
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Stephen Chow is so good. Even if God of Cookery is absolutely nuts, like weirder than his later films, if some of y'all haven't seen it.
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You know, what does it say about Wei that while his fellows are arguing amongst themselves, the moment he says something, they shut up and listen? And when Ponytail comes by and threatens expansion, all he does is solidify Wei's position as the newest Red Pole? I mean, Broken Nose Jiang treats him like one from their very first meeting, even if it's only to get him on her side, it's still a legitimate piece of recognition. Wei's going places, and this is bound to attract attention.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 03:15 |
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Wei has real charisma, outside of the hyper-competence of being the PC.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 03:20 |
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Our boy just has a Wei with people, you know?
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 04:34 |
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resurgam40 posted:Our boy just has a Wei with people, you know? Uuuuuuugh.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 05:38 |
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berryjon posted:I mean, Broken Nose Jiang treats him like one from their very first meeting, even if it's only to get him on her side, it's still a legitimate piece of recognition. Wei and Jiang's relationship is actually part of what make Jiang a great character. She and Wei display a great deal of respect towards each other while being mutually contemptuous of Lee. Notice that when Wei figures out that Jiang is intent on succeeding Po as chairman, she never denies it instead stating why Lee would be terrible as chairman. Chimera-gui fucked around with this message at 01:55 on Jan 2, 2018 |
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Chimera-gui posted:Wei and Jiang's relationship is actually part of what make Jiang a great character. She and Wei display a great deal of respect towards while being mutually contemptuous of Lee. Notice that when Wei figures out that Jiang is intent on succeeding Po as chairman, she never denies it instead stating why Lee would be terrible as chairman. And as an Undercover operative, getting in the good graces of the new Boss would be amazing.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 05:54 |
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berryjon posted:And as an Undercover operative, getting in the good graces of the new Boss would be amazing. Funny you should mention that...
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 06:03 |
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mrs chu is loving hardcore.
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# ? Dec 19, 2017 07:17 |
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Azure Dreamer posted:mrs chu is loving hardcore. mrs chu don't gently caress around
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 00:11 |
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Miz Kriss posted:mrs chu don't gently caress around Remember when they were joking about fearing her cleaver.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 00:13 |
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Night10194 posted:Remember when they were joking about fearing her cleaver. That was before someone killed her baby boy.
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# ? Dec 20, 2017 00:39 |
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berryjon posted:You know, what does it say about Wei that while his fellows are arguing amongst themselves, the moment he says something, they shut up and listen? And when Ponytail comes by and threatens expansion, all he does is solidify Wei's position as the newest Red Pole? I mean, Broken Nose Jiang treats him like one from their very first meeting, even if it's only to get him on her side, it's still a legitimate piece of recognition. Look at Wei's bodycount and rap sheet, man. To paraphrase the Wire, motherfucker's got more bodies on him than a Chinese cemetery. I'm in no way astonished that everyone shuts the hell up as soon as Wei starts talking. The last hundred motherfuckers to screw around with him all died of chronic face-bullet syndrome. Speaking of which, Tovarich! Is time for many crime, yes?! So obviously the shootout in the club is self-defense across the board. Dudes come busting in with loving machine guns and laying waste to your club and clientelle while shooting at you, it's only reasonable to shoot back. It's a little more sketchy that he chased the fleeing car down, but given what had happened a moment ago, Wei is PROBABLY within his rights to chase a fleeing armed and dangerous suspect who was killing people and engage him with all necessary force. However his assault on Ratface's crew is definitely not self defense, as he murdered three people before they broke out guns (to say nothing of charging a dude brandishing a bloody knife). As such, there's a Looooootta crime coming from that sequence, and from the ones that follow. This session accordingly gives us: People almost certainly permanently crippled/maimed by Wei Shen: 40 (total: 311) People definitively killed by Wei Shen: 94 (total: 235) <--- Biggest bodycount yet by a HUGE margin Crimes: 2 Counts Littering 1 Count Reckless Endangerment 1 Count Posession of an Illegal Firearm 1 Count Aggravated Blinging 13 Counts Malicious Destruction of Property 1 Count Misdemeanor Obstruction of Justice 1 Count Misdemeanor Hit-and-Run 43 Counts Murder in the Second Degree 2 Counts Posession of an Assault Weapon 9 Counts Attempted Murder in the Second Degree 1 Count Attempted Manslaughter in the First Degree 10 Counts Assault with a Deadly Weapon 2 Counts Assault with a Deadly Weapon upon Multitudinous Supermen 7 Counts Assault and Battery 1 Count Simple Assault 1 Count Carjacking 1 Count Conspiracy to Commit Murder in the First Degree 1 Count Conspiracy to Commit Torture 1 Count Conspiracy to Commit Aggravated Mayhem 1 Count Driving Around in a Bullet Riddled Car with Intent to Look Like a Bad Motherfucker 1 Count Vandalism And so for this session, we have a total sentence (and this has got to be some kind of record) of One Life Sentence, plus 1,661 Years, 2 months. Holy hell, Wei... GenHavoc fucked around with this message at 22:17 on Dec 21, 2017 |
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Driving Around in a Bullet Riddled Car with Intent to Look Like a Bad Motherfucker This crime is on my to-do list now. Thanks, GenHavoc.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 02:00 |
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There's also the fact that as a police officer, Wei was within his duty to pursue the suspect and had the right to use deadly force.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 02:11 |
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GenHavoc posted:Holy hell, Wei... The HKPD put their hopes in Wei Shen's unprecedented, as yet undefined justice.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 02:35 |
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GenHavoc posted:1 Count Assault with a Deadly Weapon upon Superman I have to ask. If it's the guy who jumps out of the flipping car and lands on his feet, his passenger pulls off the same stunt.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 02:59 |
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Assaults upon Superman only count if you throw the gun at him in frustration.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 03:01 |
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Azure Dreamer posted:mrs chu is loving hardcore. Just you wait
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 04:22 |
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Grapplejack posted:Just you wait Is Wei going to die next video and does Mrs. Chu become the new player character?
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 06:36 |
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White Coke posted:Is Wei going to die next video and does Mrs. Chu become the new player character? god i wish. mrs chu is way cooler than wei.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 07:10 |
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chiasaur11 posted:The HKPD put their hopes in Wei Shen's unprecedented, as yet undefined justice. I can't help but imagine some higher up yelling at Raymond for his charge's antics and him weakly replying "Look, I tried TALKING to him. What else do you want me to do?" AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 13:06 on Dec 21, 2017 |
# ? Dec 21, 2017 13:03 |
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Meanwhile Pendrew is observing the above meeting with a strange smile while Teng offers Raymond what understanding support she can.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 13:13 |
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achtungnight posted:Driving Around in a Bullet Riddled Car with Intent to Look Like a Bad Motherfucker I'm pretty sure the sentence for this one is to be executed by the Russian Mafia after first screaming about King Kong not having poo poo on you, but go for it! Bobbin Threadbare posted:I have to ask. If it's the guy who jumps out of the flipping car and lands on his feet, his passenger pulls off the same stunt. It is, and I must not have seen the passenger do it. I am therefore updating the charge to include the second count.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 22:16 |
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GenHavoc posted:I'm pretty sure the sentence for this one is to be executed by the Russian Mafia after first screaming about King Kong not having poo poo on you, but go for it! When the car went vertical he climbed out the bottom instead of the top. Less flight, more super-strength.
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# ? Dec 21, 2017 23:50 |
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How the hell do you climb out the bottom of a car?
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 05:36 |
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With your limbs.
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# ? Dec 22, 2017 05:51 |
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GenHavoc posted:How the hell do you climb out the bottom of a car? He tucks and rolls. Anyway, Merry Christmas to all who care! My technical difficulties have yet to fully resolve, but I do have a present for everyone in two parts. Edit: Now it's one part. See below. Bobbin Threadbare fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Dec 26, 2017 |
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LOL, at the start of the video I was wondering if you had somehow grabbed the owner and thrown him in the trunk to fail since you were confused as to the target. And boy, Wei gets to play dress up a lot this police case. Kinda funny he gets the new clothes at the end of the video considering he keeps putting his disguises back as part of the missions, though maybe he hits other ambulances to get a different set later because he missed having the disguise. God knows he sees enough ambulances around to clean up his messes he probably knows all the crews by name.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 18:41 |
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Okay, you may want to remove the links to the now deleted unlisted vids.
Chimera-gui fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Dec 26, 2017 |
# ? Dec 25, 2017 19:18 |
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Its the best ChristwhatthehelliswromgwithyouWeithosewereciviliansmas present ever!
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 19:39 |
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Chimera-gui posted:Your vids are unlisted, just a heads up. I know. That's because they were placeholders I uploaded in case I didn't get home back to post the whole video in the afternoon. Which, obviously, I've done.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 20:04 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:I know. That's because they were placeholders I uploaded in case I didn't get home back to post the whole video in the afternoon. Which, obviously, I've done. Daaaaaaaaaaamn, Korea. Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:16 |
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The hospital's records and privacy have been seriously compromised. Jesus Christ, Wei.
achtungnight fucked around with this message at 23:39 on Dec 25, 2017 |
# ? Dec 25, 2017 22:50 |
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But on the other hand, an illegal search is pretty low severity on Wei's rapsheet. Teng is definitely an accessory to the illegal search though, since she was aware of it and did not attempt to stop it.
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# ? Dec 25, 2017 23:38 |
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Merry Christmas to all! Happy Hannukah! Joyful Festivus! Etc! Let's see what crimes we can pin on Wei in these fun-filled times. I've followed a policy of not counting crimes that happened prior to a reload, so the first instance of grabbing the shopkeeper, beating him on a trunk hood, and then allowing him to be kidnapped did not count at all. The second time through did. Further, parsing out who did and didn't get killed in the motorcycle chase was not an easy thing to do, but I did the best I could with it. Therefore, this violent session yields: People almost certainly permanently crippled/maimed by Wei Shen: 17 (total: 328) People definitively killed by Wei Shen: 49 (total: 288) Crimes: 1 Count Simple Assault 3 Counts Assault and Battery 1 Count Aggravated Kidnapping in the Second Degree 1 Count Aggravated Kidnapping in the First Degree 1 Count Conspiracy to Traffic Narcotics 2 Counts Possession of an Assault Weapon 32 Counts Murder in the Second Degree 12 Counts Attempted Murder in the Second Degree 5 Counts Moral Depravity 4 Counts Malicious Destruction of Property 1 Count Felony Hit-and-Run 2 Counts Misdemeanor Hit-and-Run 2 Counts Conspiracy to Commit Reckless Endangerment 1 Count Carjacking 1 Count Failure to Appreciate Fine Craftsmanship 2 Counts Manslaughter in the First Degree 2 Counts Reckless Endangerment 1 Count Littering 1 Count Misdemeanor Obstruction of Justice 1 Count Petty Larceny 25 Counts Computer Fraud (Yeah, that's how this works) 1 Count Illegal Wiretapping 1 Count Being a Motherfucking Terminator And so for this session, we have a total sentence of 1,421 Years, 1 month. I mean... I guess it's better than last time?
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# ? Dec 26, 2017 23:50 |
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GenHavoc posted:I've followed a policy of not counting crimes that happened prior to a reload, so the first instance of grabbing the shopkeeper, beating him on a trunk hood, and then allowing him to be kidnapped did not count at all. The second time through did. Further, parsing out who did and didn't get killed in the motorcycle chase was not an easy thing to do, but I did the best I could with it. I didn't grab the shopkeeper in either instance; the shopkeeper was the guy who asked me to grab the random drunk and get him out of the store, which is what I did. Both times. Hence the mystery. It doesn't really affect the crime list, I just wanted to clarify what was going on. Also, remember that I said Wei Shen cannot own any boats. So if he's driving one, he's stealing it. Bobbin Threadbare fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Dec 27, 2017 |
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:I didn't grab the shopkeeper in either instance; the shopkeeper was the guy who asked me to grab the random drunk and get him out of the store, which is what I did. Both times. Hence the mystery. It doesn't really affect the crime list, I just wanted to clarify what was going on. Ahh, that's a good point. We'll add Two counts of Grand Theft Boat then, which tacks four more years onto that sentence of his.
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# ? Dec 27, 2017 00:27 |