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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

cash crab posted:

Yes. That and that stupid four-panel comic with the girl who spends 50 hours illustrating her own hair, and every strip is just self-inserts about how ~quirky~ she is.

The comic I hate the most in the entire world is this poo poo:

https://www.boredpanda.com/relationship-drawings-yehuda-devir/?utm_source=didyouknow&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=DYK

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cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



That was... not great.

Essentially any comic that's just the author talking about their marriage and how touch-my-butt-and-buy-me-pizza it is makes my skin crawl.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Well I like her art style but drat, what a boring comic. Comic all about self and marriage: definitely awkward.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

cash crab posted:

That was... not great.

Essentially any comic that's just the author talking about their marriage and how touch-my-butt-and-buy-me-pizza it is makes my skin crawl.

Yehuda Devir is a comic book artist who occasionally dabbles in touch-my-butt marriage stuff for Instagram. He seems like a pretty rad dude and I like his more fanciful stuff, like the bit about nail biting in the set Brawnfire posted.

He and his wife are ridiculously photogenic. I'm used to this kind of art being really auto-hagiographic and but drat SON



y'all 'scuse me while I go lift heavy things for a while

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Touch-my-butt stuff?

Feelin' old thanks.

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
Those are clearly beautiful people but that comic, uuuh. Emotional woman obsessed with her looks, burly guy all about dem titties?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Somfin posted:

Yehuda Devir is a comic book artist who occasionally dabbles in touch-my-butt marriage stuff for Instagram. He seems like a pretty rad dude and I like his more fanciful stuff, like the bit about nail biting in the set Brawnfire posted.

He and his wife are ridiculously photogenic. I'm used to this kind of art being really auto-hagiographic and but drat SON



y'all 'scuse me while I go lift heavy things for a while

I assumed dude was exaggerating his buffness in the comics.

...I’ll join you in the lifting. I need a spotter

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Somfin posted:

Yehuda Devir is a comic book artist who occasionally dabbles in touch-my-butt marriage stuff for Instagram. He seems like a pretty rad dude and I like his more fanciful stuff, like the bit about nail biting in the set Brawnfire posted.

For sure, they're both foxy as hell and I agree his art is pretty good. However, whatever his motivation for touch-my-butt "we're not like OTHER married couples, we're cool" poo poo, it's still AUG. I know a couple like that. They met on a WoW IRC and every single picture they put on Facebook is them doing quirky poo poo making these faces: :v:

Also, I didn't realize that was you! Nice av!

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
I had thought a lot of those types of comics were to get the reader to connect to the mundane aspects of married life. People complain they are boring or narcissistic subjects but to me it looks more like clickbait for people on Facebook to chuckle, "yeah we're like that sometimes too".

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

cash crab posted:

For sure, they're both foxy as hell and I agree his art is pretty good. However, whatever his motivation for touch-my-butt "we're not like OTHER married couples, we're cool" poo poo, it's still AUG. I know a couple like that. They met on a WoW IRC and every single picture they put on Facebook is them doing quirky poo poo making these faces: :v:

Also, I didn't realize that was you! Nice av!

Thanks! I decided to buy the gangtag for some peeps over in the Anti Food Porn thread, and while I was futzin' around in there I thought it was about time that I get rid of that racist caricature (as cool as its backstory actually was) and swap it out for something a bit more current. Plus I'd just finished A Night In The Woods which is just about the most awkwardly relatable game I've ever played through, so, The Janitor it is.

I'm glad you like it :3:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Elise finally ate her placenta.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Panfilo posted:

I had thought a lot of those types of comics were to get the reader to connect to the mundane aspects of married life. People complain they are boring or narcissistic subjects but to me it looks more like clickbait for people on Facebook to chuckle, "yeah we're like that sometimes too".

Yeah, I think that's probably the intention but it's not the marriage thing about these comics that bugs me, it's the self-insert, personally. Finally found hair-girl:



I don't know why, but 99% of her strips bug the poo poo out of me.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Sweet christ

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Why?

:psyduck:

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


:) minerals

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

So she could sneak brag about her chili cooking skills. Frankly she could've just tossed bits of placenta into a can of Stagg chili and would've had the same shock value.

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.



For the hell of it. Hey, why not. Humans probably taste pretty decent.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I consider myself well marbled.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I'm tender and flavorful

Coucho Marx
Mar 2, 2009

kick back and relax
relevant link, palate-cleanser(?)

that really was her placenta, but they didn't cook with it for health & safety reasons

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON
Placenta eating is something people have done for a while, y'all are boring if thats what shocks you. I'm disappointed in you, AUG thread.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Placenta is what cummies turns into when they germinate

Mx.
Dec 16, 2006

I'm a great fan! When I watch TV I'm always saying "That's political correctness gone mad!"
Why thankyew!


Thanks Sludgey

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

For the last loving time, don't doxx me

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Of course this loving twerp lists his middle name on Facebook.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Sludge Tank posted:

Placenta is what cummies turns into when they germinate

the cummivore hath spoken

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever


Future Goon.

I for one applaud this kid's Chutzpah.

Crime on a Dime
Nov 28, 2006

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Placenta eating is something people have done for a while, y'all are boring if thats what shocks you. I'm disappointed in you, AUG thread.

Everything that is disgusting and stupid is SHOCKING. Omg y'all

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


StrangersInTheNight posted:

Placenta eating is something people have done for a while, y'all are boring if thats what shocks you. I'm disappointed in you, AUG thread.

I'm not shocked when I see someone on the train picking their nose and eating it, but it doesn't mean I don't also find it gross.


And in Sears' final death rattles, they allowed for more "artistic" studio portraits

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
A disappointing rhinoplasty.



http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/27/womans-botched-nose-job-left-implant-poking-skin-7186788/

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008


I'm not an ENT or a plastic surgeon or anything, but I thought nose jobs were mostly, like, shaving down cartilage or something. Never occurred to me they'd put an implant in a nose, except maybe if your entire nose had been chopped off...Very interesting. Looks like a press-on nail embedded between her eyes. Probably not the result she wanted.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
https://twitter.com/nopoweradeinusa/status/946557982707392512

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers


Stick an LED in it, call it a body mod.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

That's super cool and also a very good indicator to say no.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:

Stick an LED in it, call it an infinity gem.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof


Sucks about the surgery.
She's a shoo-in for a roadie spot with Third Eye Blind, though.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



I wanna steal his lunch money and give him a wedgie.

Grumbletron 4000
Nov 30, 2002

Where you want it, bitch.
College Slice

Somfin posted:

Yehuda Devir is a comic book artist who occasionally dabbles in touch-my-butt marriage stuff for Instagram. He seems like a pretty rad dude and I like his more fanciful stuff, like the bit about nail biting in the set Brawnfire posted.

He and his wife are ridiculously photogenic. I'm used to this kind of art being really auto-hagiographic and but drat SON



y'all 'scuse me while I go lift heavy things for a while

As a person with a horrible body that fucks sometimes, I wonder what two hot people sex looks like. I imagine it's always in slow motion and very oily. They probably throw their heads back and shake droplets of sex stuff out of their hair very often. Meanwhile I am sweating and grunting while a girl struggles to accept my sex. She might be enjoying it but not as much as we would if we were hot.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Grumbletron 4000 posted:

As a person with a horrible body that fucks sometimes, I wonder what two hot people sex looks like. I imagine it's always in slow motion and very oily. They probably throw their heads back and shake droplets of sex stuff out of their hair very often. Meanwhile I am sweating and grunting while a girl struggles to accept my sex. She might be enjoying it but not as much as we would if we were hot.

Just close your eyes or get some VR goggles and porn. Jeez.

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