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Memento posted:You'd think after the rest of the bystanders start referring to the dude you're fronting up to fight as "Champ" you might think about it for a second. "Don't square off with someone named Champ" is right up there with "don't play poker against a guy named after a city."
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 00:30 |
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Das Boo posted:Took me way too literal there, friend. And he is right in that they didn't invent Santa Claus, but its supposed to go " They invented the modern perception of Santa Claus"
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 00:32 |
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Zil posted:Earthworm Jim hasn't aged well. Hm. You think they didn't use enough salt?
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 02:18 |
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Phanatic posted:"Don't square off with someone named Champ" is right up there with "don't play poker against a guy named after a city." My favorite variation of that is from Pratchett's Thief of Time quote:'Dojo! What is Rule One?’
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 02:29 |
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Phanatic posted:"Don't square off with someone named Champ" is right up there with "don't play poker against a guy named after a city." "Don't mouth off at a guy with cauliflower ears"
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 02:33 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:And now for something completely different. Love Henry Rollins and Nick Cave. Hank looks confused at the small human in front of him, and Nick looks like, well, a cave man...
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 03:19 |
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Memento posted:"Don't mouth off at a guy with cauliflower ears" I went to grade school / junior high with this guy. Even back then he was not the man with whom to gently caress.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 03:22 |
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Imperador do Brasil posted:Love Henry Rollins and Nick Cave. Hank looks confused at the small human in front of him, and Nick looks like, well, a cave man... I think the baby is someone who is also (now) famous.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 04:01 |
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Elizabethan Error posted:jokes are traditionally funny, friend. I wasn't making a joke, I meant it in the sense that Christmas's established mascot has already been engineered into a corporate shill that readies children for the watchful eye of a fascist entity or whatever complaints people have against that elf thing. The Coke bit's just an easy go-to since Santa's been selling coke since like, 1930. As I said in my original post, I don't see why Santa gets a pass and the elf is abusive and awful when they're pretty much doing the same bit. Didn't realize there was a Santa history purist thing.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 04:16 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:And he is right in that they didn't invent Santa Claus, but its supposed to go " They invented the modern perception of Santa Claus" Most of what Santa IS came from "A visit from saint Nicolas". Grats in believing something because you heard it one time https://www.snopes.com/holidays/christmas/santa/cocacola.asp
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 04:24 |
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Does anyone have the goon edit of the cornsnake eating itself, saying "Don't tred omph mmph"? I did not save it and can't find it anywhere.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 04:54 |
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Das Boo posted:I wasn't making a joke, I meant it in the sense that Christmas's established mascot has already been engineered into a corporate shill that readies children for the watchful eye of a fascist entity or whatever complaints people have against that elf thing. The Coke bit's just an easy go-to since Santa's been selling coke since like, 1930. As I said in my original post, I don't see why Santa gets a pass and the elf is abusive and awful when they're pretty much doing the same bit. "whoa listen to these fuckin' HISTORY PURISTS, insisting that people be accurate when describing historical events, fuckin' weirdos"
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 04:54 |
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John Lee posted:"whoa listen to these fuckin' HISTORY PURISTS, insisting that people be accurate when describing historical events, fuckin' weirdos" Sorry I misspoke about the historical event that is your cola drinks, hun.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 05:06 |
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Bored posted:Does anyone have the goon edit of the cornsnake eating itself, saying "Don't tred omph mmph"? I did not save it and can't find it anywhere. Close enough
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 05:07 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:And now for something completely different. I'm pleased that the kid is very obviously Nick Cave's, but it makes me sad because isn't that the kid that died? Das Boo posted:Sorry I misspoke about the historical event that is your cola drinks, hun. This is such a weird meltdown to have dear.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 05:57 |
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 06:37 |
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 11:35 |
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If you know a better way to reach someone's heart in order to steal it, I'd like to hear it .
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 11:38 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If you know a better way to reach someone's heart in order to steal it, I'd like to hear it . Nice.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 11:45 |
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Bored posted:Does anyone have the goon edit of the cornsnake eating itself, saying "Don't tred omph mmph"? I did not save it and can't find it anywhere. I got you, fam.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 12:19 |
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Baron von Eevl posted:I'm pleased that the kid is very obviously Nick Cave's, but it makes me sad because isn't that the kid that died? That's Luke, It was Arthur who died, from the sounds of it they lost their balance while tripping on LSD next to a cliff. I guess, but here's an article to go with the pic: Henry Rollins and Nick Cave - How We Met: quote:He loves his kid, and, man, when you saw him on stage with the Birthday Party you would never think he could be a father. The father of the Antichrist, maybe. It's really cool to see Nick be a good dad, and be wrapped up in his son. Luke could be one of his greatest masterpieces. That reminds me, what's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out of a window.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 12:44 |
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 12:51 |
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Here's a video of me immediately after Christmas lunch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evRGIOj7nko Edit: appropriately Australian version Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 13:01 on Dec 28, 2017 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's a video of me immediately after Christmas lunch hell, same
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 12:58 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
do what you must I have already won
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 13:24 |
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You'll never see it COM-IIINNGG
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The Sausages posted:That's Luke, It was Arthur who died, from the sounds of it they lost their balance while tripping on LSD next to a cliff. I guess, but here's an article to go with the pic: Henry Rollins and Nick Cave - How We Met: Henry Rollins posted:Nick has gone to a few areas that I'll never go to, but to me that's not a reason for liking or not liking somebody. One of those places? A 10 day heroin binge wearing a leather tuxedo in 90 degree weather and constantly squaring his fingers like he was constantly lining up a shot. Oh and never taking off his tuxedo until Henry has to hold him down and strip it off him.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:24 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If you know a better way to reach someone's heart in order to steal it, I'd like to hear it . Well by going through the esophagus instead of the intestines, for starters.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:30 |
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null_pointer posted:I got you, fam. Thank you so much!
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:55 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If you know a better way to reach someone's heart in order to steal it, I'd like to hear it . Kali-ma, obviously.
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:56 |
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Neddy Seagoon posted:If you know a better way to reach someone's heart in order to steal it, I'd like to hear it . Who What Now posted:Well by going through the esophagus instead of the intestines, for starters. This is quite the the argument you two are having. Perhaps you can meet in the middle?
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 15:59 |
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I've got a little collection of Gadsen flag edits, so that if I ever find myself in a multiplayer civilization strategy game I can have a rotating pool of flags appropriate for an upstart rebellious colony. and the one that would be my final choice: yeah I'd march under that banner unrelated: "Brian_Blessed_Leaves_Phillip_Stunned_After_Revealing_The_Size_Of_A_Gorillas_Penis_This_Morning_capture_36m.36s.jpg" the man has some stories to tell
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Das Boo posted:I wasn't making a joke, I meant it in the sense that Christmas's established mascot has already been engineered into a corporate shill that readies children for the watchful eye of a fascist entity or whatever complaints people have against that elf thing. The Coke bit's just an easy go-to since Santa's been selling coke since like, 1930. As I said in my original post, I don't see why Santa gets a pass and the elf is abusive and awful when they're pretty much doing the same bit.
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Macdeo Lurjtux posted:One of those places? A 10 day heroin binge wearing a leather tuxedo in 90 degree weather and constantly squaring his fingers like he was constantly lining up a shot. Oh and never taking off his tuxedo until Henry has to hold him down and strip it off him. Only Nick Cave could survive being Nick Cave
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https://twitter.com/ProducerLeo/status/946404145258475520
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# ? Dec 28, 2017 18:09 |
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Santa has been re-interpreted for centuries by numerous outlets, etc etc. Rudolph, however, was specially created by a department store to be "a new christmas tradition" and to sell merchandise.
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Ferrule posted:Santa has been re-interpreted for centuries by numerous outlets, etc etc. Claymation Rudolph owns.
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