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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь

Tesseraction posted:

When that exit poll came through I was laughing so hard with relief I had to sit down before my legs gave out.

I allowed myself a dignified little jig.

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i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Byolante posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsGVghRBdKI

That pretty well encapsulated the drunken morning after

Holy poo poo

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Byolante posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsGVghRBdKI

That pretty well encapsulated the drunken morning after

This is pro-click

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Who the gently caress is that and he's amazing

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Byolante posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsGVghRBdKI

That pretty well encapsulated the drunken morning after

Goddrat.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

silvergoose posted:

Who the gently caress is that and he's amazing

jonathon pie is the fictional news anchor portrayed by tom walker, usually making left-leaning anti-imperialist rants, both walker nad his character loving hate tories and do rants to camera in this style

walker is rly shy irl tho so it's a trip watching him do intewviews as himself

silvergoose
Mar 18, 2006

IT IS SAID THE TEARS OF THE BWEENIX CAN HEAL ALL WOUNDS




Tesseraction posted:

jonathon pie is the fictional news anchor portrayed by tom walker, usually making left-leaning anti-imperialist rants, both walker nad his character loving hate tories and do rants to camera in this style

walker is rly shy irl tho so it's a trip watching him do intewviews as himself

Thanks for the context!

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Nebakenezzer posted:

This is pro-click

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

Cerebral Bore posted:

Never forget to remind the Labour Right shitters that if it hadn't been for their incessant backstabbing and treachery, there'd be a Labour government today.

I think that's a bit of a stretch tbh

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


fridge corn posted:

I think that's a bit of a stretch tbh

It's not though. Labour who got behind the new leader would have won the 2017 election. They got 40% of the vote with most of the MPs less than a year removed from trying to replace him. That had an impact.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

forkboy84 posted:

It's not though. Labour who got behind the new leader would have won the 2017 election. They got 40% of the vote with most of the MPs less than a year removed from trying to replace him. That had an impact.

What impact exactly?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I can't say if it denied us a Labour government but the constant sniping of Corbyn in backdoor leaks to the press and other undermining efforts certainly led to over a year of "LABOUR SHAMBLES UNELECTABLE HOMOSEXUAL CORBYN FUCKS UP AGAIN" as the daily headlines

Corbyn was polling nuclear dogshit when the election was called

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

tbf I don't reckon we'd have got that early election without the tories thinking it was a slamdunk and trying to put the boot in thanks to his poo poo standing in the polls.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

TomViolence posted:

tbf I don't reckon we'd have got that early election without the tories thinking it was a slamdunk and trying to put the boot in thanks to his poo poo standing in the polls.

this is a good point

in a way, he needed plp quislings to be his crucible

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/946654740661796865

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Vitamin P posted:

The election night was pretty good UKMTing if I recall correctly.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

TomViolence posted:

tbf I don't reckon we'd have got that early election without the tories thinking it was a slamdunk and trying to put the boot in thanks to his poo poo standing in the polls.

Aliquid posted:

this is a good point

in a way, he needed plp quislings to be his crucible

this is true

they'll be allowed a blindfold

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Barry Foster posted:

I had to catch up afterwards but Pissed Flaps was a highlight

i liked him getting mad about clegg losing

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Big part of the reason his rating in the polls was so low was that he genuinely was poo poo and timid about fighting for many of the things he ought to have been strongest on. The time the Labour shadow cabinet proclaimed itself to be too busy to go stand with some striking train workers sticks in my mind.

Yinlock posted:

i liked him getting mad about clegg losing
He was not mad I think? Although he did question whether the now-suspended MP who replaced him had Down's.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



Ooh, any good quotes?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Aliquid posted:

this is a good point

in a way, he needed plp quislings to be his crucible

Don't forget how the Blairites endorsed the new voter voter registration system since they hoped it would dilute far left support in the party.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

TomViolence posted:

tbf I don't reckon we'd have got that early election without the tories thinking it was a slamdunk and trying to put the boot in thanks to his poo poo standing in the polls.

I think i realised it was going to be somewhat interesting when our local communist parties around here all withdrew their candidates and asked us to vote labour. To be fair there's about 11 different parties so they saved me a headache picking one of them.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Now you mention it the local TUSC didn't field a candidate this time either.

Wolfsbane
Jul 29, 2009

What time is it, Eccles?

Tesseraction posted:

Now you mention it the local TUSC didn't field a candidate this time either.

TUSC have more or less disbanded at this point as far as I can tell. My ex-Militant uncle was in some sort of leadership position, but he's now gone back to the Labour Party. From which he's still technically banned, but no one has said anything yet.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

etalian posted:

Don't forget how the Blairites endorsed the new voter voter registration system since they hoped it would dilute far left support in the party.

they sincerely thought there was a massive wave of centrist voters just itching to get in

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Yinlock posted:

they sincerely thought there was a massive wave of centrist voters just itching to get in

I think it’s a rookie mistake to assume that centrists are doing anything with their hands other than wringing them or assaulting children :ssh:

Firos has issued a correction as of 16:39 on Dec 29, 2017

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

leave voters remain insanely normal

https://twitter.com/heidiallen75/status/946386803367477249

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




those are some attractive letter shapes tho

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

my main issue is the redundancy in wishing someone's demise be both 'long' and 'slow'

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one
I think the "Royal Mail supports mental health awareness" on the envelope is my favourite part.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
being a tory is a mental illness

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

they're very aware of their mental illness and in fact acting on it

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/MiamiShowband/status/946731211061452800

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

got any sevens posted:

being a tory is a mental illness

disgraceful and offensive

there's nothing wrong with being mentally ill

being a tory on the other hand is entirely their own drat fault

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Squizzle posted:

those are some attractive letter shapes tho
Fit in the card? brain's made of lard.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

TomViolence posted:

disgraceful and offensive

there's nothing wrong with being mentally ill

being a tory on the other hand is entirely their own drat fault

Not an empty quote. These people aren't insane, they're just loving awful

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Royal Mail
supports
mental health
awareness

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

https://twitter.com/DaftLimmy/status/944630430040502272

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

Knighthood for Loser Clegg

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Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Whorelord posted:

Knighthood for Loser Clegg

I thought you were joking then I loaded up the guardian's site. I mean cool, you get a knighthood for putting off an entire generation of people from ever voting again. Nice? Jesus.

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