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Trump is both a senile old oval office about to die and a baby in a dirty nappy. AGC.
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The diaper is pretty accurate, I think.
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That even links back here https://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/ben-garrison-explained/ Also quote:The only way that Trump’s real-life physique can be accurately classified is: grandfatherly couch potato. That’s a fact, and it’s also a very unimportant one. Garrison’s insistence that Trump is a well-toned hunk only emphasizes the recent realization that the deep-right is no longer simply disagreeing with the rest of the country about a set of facts: they are living in an entirely different, self-generated thought universe. Could it be that Garrison is not consciously muscling-up his Trump at all? Is this very literally the Trump body that Garrison “sees”?
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Pakled posted:This is what my conservative but non-religious dad says, that religious charity should be in charge of all welfare, not the government. The only thing he has to say to "but what about religious charities discriminating against religious minorities and LGBT people?" is "No they don't." Wellfare should be delivered in a efficient and timely way. When lives are at stake you can't risk it to volunteers. Like a disaster area that need lamps and water bottles quick. Having a welfare net be delivered by the state also help the receiver feel better, as if he contributed somewhat to his own recoverey (trough taxes) instead of being raised by other person. The word "Charity" is kind of evil, a lord and serv relation, and we have left the medieval ages behind, we need to be more modern and all that.
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It’s been said before, but Yea, Obama is the narcissist in chief, not the man who plasters his name on everything.
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that baby face looks exactly like an evil mischief baby from an old cartoon might look or maybe the baby from Roger Rabbit
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loquacius posted:that baby face looks exactly like an evil mischief baby from an old cartoon might look Garbage pail kid?
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I'm having a good hearty lol at flabby Trump being able to lift a pipe wrench. He needs both tiny hands just to hold a glass of water. 1 2 3 4 5Fox News bought Apple?  6 7It took three days, but Payne finally regurgitated.  8 9
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Weird. Every year it seems there are record hots and colds... thats definitely not indicative of anything
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The first guy used as an example in the evolution of the pointy haired boss is simply not the pointy haired boss, but a different boss altogether. It's come to the point that I'm embarrassed own up to knowing this. A small blemish on an otherwise interesting opinion piece.
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Sandpuppy posted:
The joke is that Apple have admitted to deliberately throttling older versions of the iPhone. This is theoretically humourised here by having the iPhones being so slow they're still downloading last year's news.
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Jedit posted:The joke is that Apple have admitted to deliberately throttling older versions of the iPhone. This is theoretically humourised here by having the iPhones being so slow they're still downloading last year's news. I applaud your futuristic space brain that figured this out. Personally I just read it as "apple fans are complete bonkers and should never surprise you"
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Dec 29, 2017 19:40
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Stultus Maximus posted:To paraphrase Luke Skywalker, it's amazing how every part of that is wrong. Finally saw it last night, I will be quoting this all year.
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Dec 29, 2017 19:48
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I like how even Garrison could only think up 8 accomplishment balloons. That's a pretty sad party that has only 8 balloons in total. The Obamacare one isn't even a real balloon, it's a cardboard cutout glued to the wall.
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Sandpuppy posted:
Payne can't even be assed to come up with a new joke. It just a tunnel instead of the store front that he used in his other 30 "climate talk cancelled due to weather" cartoons. Payne really is the most intellectually lazy cartoonist in the thread.
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frankenfreak posted:Here Asterix and friends serve as foreign agents in support of the parasitic local aristocracy and prop up an inept enterpreteneur building unsafe tenements. lol A ton of Asterix's jokes rely on the humor sensibilities of a couple of middle-aged frenchmen from the '60's, but I still love them. Be glad the pages I posted didn't have any black people on them though because yikes...
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Hihohe posted:Weird. Every year it seems there are record hots and colds... thats definitely not indicative of anything A fun trick you can try yourself is to look up the weather records for an area. The record highs and lows are set by year. Sort them by year and, huh, that's funny: it starts out with about the same number of record highs and lows and then it shifts to the point where the records are overwhelmingly new high records and almost no new cold records. Must be sunspots.
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MageMage posted:Actually God made Adam first whom was neither male nor female so the first human was transgender so suck it. "For the Lord himself, being asked when the kingdom would come, replied, ‘When two shall be one, that which is without as that which is within, and the male with the female, neither male nor female’" (2 Clement 12). 
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I am severely not getting the joke here.
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whomupclicklike posted:I am severely not getting the joke here. "If Clinton didn't sell uranium to Russia, then why do I keep insisting she did?"
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whomupclicklike posted:I am severely not getting the joke here. "But her
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I pretty much just skim Garrison's "I need haldol" rants and this stood out as I was speeding through:quote:Obama’s Muslim prayer rugs have been removed.
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Stultus Maximus posted:I pretty much just skim Garrison's "I need haldol" rants and this stood out as I was speeding through: He also called Obama "chief narcissist" for which there is no ironicat large enough
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Flipperwaldt posted:The first guy used as an example in the evolution of the pointy haired boss is simply not the pointy haired boss, but a different boss altogether. It's come to the point that I'm embarrassed own up to knowing this. A small blemish on an otherwise interesting opinion piece. Nah, Adams said Dilbert only had one boss, and his style of drawing him changed over time.
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Dec 29, 2017 22:59
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What the gently caress is going on with Baby Trump's legs?
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Jurgan posted:Nah, Adams said Dilbert only had one boss, and his style of drawing him changed over time.
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Somfin posted:What the gently caress is going on with Baby Trump's legs? Please also note the ripped biceps and chiselled pecs, even though as previously discussed Trump's actual physique is closer to a normal baby
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ryonguy posted:lol
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Stultus Maximus posted:To paraphrase Luke Skywalker, it's amazing how every part of that is wrong. It is indisputable that a nation-wide system of Mother Theresa-style hospitals would be extremely cheap and have extremely quick stays for patients.
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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: I don't usually, but I read the linked article for this one. The article posted:“I have met a victim living in London who has been raped 10 times a day. They have lost their dignity, lost their purpose. The promises they have been offered are broken. This is happening in Derby as well.” Mac posted:Hoo hoo, I bet those prostitutes are freezing their asses off in that weather!
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Zemyla posted:"If Clinton didn't sell uranium to Russia, then why do I keep insisting she did?" Ohhhhh lmao
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frankenfreak posted:Yeah. I was making a joke anyway. I joke because I love. Don't worry, I knew you were, and it was a good one. I'd post more Asterix but 
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Is that the raises my dad was bringing up at Christmas? he asked if my job was going to be doing raises, to which I had to not laugh,
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