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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Edit: nm

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Casimir Radon posted:

Did Counterstrike ever make anyone this crazy?

In Germany, yup.

We accredited our biggest (only?) school shooting to that and cracked down on the gaming industry because :reasons:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Trick question, you have to be crazy to enjoy CS in the first place.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

gamers are garbage

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

ElMaligno posted:

gamers are garbage

You have no idea how long it took me to learn that.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
PLAY EVE ONLINE

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Gonna have to make a bombastic recruiting video to convince me of that.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


PAGING MANDOZER TO THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

mandozer_dick.jpg

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Bolow posted:

mandozer_dick.jpg

The sad thing is half the people in this thread know who he is.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
just imagine identifying as a gamer lmao


it's like one of the few things worse than veterans

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
What if you’re a veteran of the gamer wars?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008


In case anyone hasn’t guarded enough gates yet.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





mlmp08 posted:

What if you’re a veteran of the gamer wars?

I've seen c-beams glitter in the dark near the tannhauser gamergate

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

M_Gargantua posted:

Gonna have to make a bombastic recruiting video to convince me of that.

Stahlregen is probably dead by now

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hexyflexy posted:

The sad thing is half the people in this thread know who he is.

There's maybe 10 - 15 dummies in GiP that ever touched Eve, I'm assuming.

Also, RIP Stahlregen, I guess?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


mlmp08 posted:

What if you’re a veteran of the gamer wars?

I have co-worker who claims both being a vet and veteran of a thousand BattleField (games).

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

I have some foreign friends on Facebook that I met through TFR that I disclosed on my SF86. Naturally my investigator asked how I knew them, and then thanks to Glenn Beck and vilerat I had to talk about internet spaceships for a minute or two to my investigator.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
“Video games” is a much better answer than explaining a great isk theft.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Also, RIP Stahlregen, I guess?

I've been trying to look up his best video, pain in the arse as it's all ~9 years old.

e:

Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnOJlmpU0U

Hexyflexy fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Dec 30, 2017

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

Internet Wizard posted:

I have some foreign friends on Facebook that I met through TFR that I disclosed on my SF86. Naturally my investigator asked how I knew them, and then thanks to Glenn Beck and vilerat I had to talk about internet spaceships for a minute or two to my investigator.

lmao

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

Internet Wizard posted:

I have some foreign friends on Facebook that I met through TFR that I disclosed on my SF86. Naturally my investigator asked how I knew them, and then thanks to Glenn Beck and vilerat I had to talk about internet spaceships for a minute or two to my investigator.

Make this the mouse over text

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler

i'm the tiny snowman.

Also good one them, let this bigoted piece of poo poo get no respite.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/MattGertz/status/947229870760890368

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

WOKE AF

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Waroduce posted:

Make this the mouse over text

It's an incredibly 2017 kind of story, but what makes it even worse was that this happened in 2013

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

ElMaligno posted:

gamers are garbage

The only game I play online is pubg, because if you turn off voice chat then you don't have to listen to what anyone else is saying, and there's no text chat.

Kuroyama
Sep 15, 2012
no fucking Anime in GiP

Casimir Radon posted:

You can enlist at 17 with parental permission, so it's sooner than that.

How long until the first batch of officers born after 9/11?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

My favorite Eve story is how the Dreddit community wanted to be like goonfleet, so they created an alliance called Test Alliance Please Ignore. They wanted to be on the opposite side of the galaxy and far away from goons, but when they picked their starting system they had the in-game map rotated upside down. So they started right next door to goonfleet and instantly queued years of getting poo poo on by them.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Kuroyama posted:

How long until the first batch of officers born after 9/11?

2023?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Internet Wizard posted:

We're only, what, something like 18 months away from having Americans born after 9/11 in Afghanistan?

A reminder: https://www.duffelblog.com/2014/01/afghan-war/

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

psydude posted:

The only game I play online is pubg, because if you turn off voice chat then you don't have to listen to what anyone else is saying, and there's no text chat.

I play that on xbox (I'm guessing it sucks compared to the pc). I just open a party so I don't have to listen to yelling children/manbabies.

Ghost Recon Wildlands is better in so many ways. On xbox, at least.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

hobbesmaster posted:

In case anyone hasn’t guarded enough gates yet.

Lmbo

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

The thing I dont get is how does this mptherfucker have a shared driveway. I woulda thought GOP donations would pay for a mile lonf private road.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Hexyflexy posted:

I've been trying to look up his best video, pain in the arse as it's all ~9 years old.

e:

Found it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnOJlmpU0U

This one introduced me to Pendulum who remain one of my all time favorite bands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IDr182CXeL0

Also i'm still impressed on how good editing takes 'sitting still and waiting' footage and makes it energetic and cool. Much like real recruiting.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

psydude posted:

The only game I play online is pubg, because if you turn off voice chat then you don't have to listen to what anyone else is saying, and there's no text chat.

The only game I play online is splatoon because there's no way to communicate with other players at all and teams are small enough that you can tell what everyone's doing by looking at the map.

A++ would be the only person I know to own a Wii U again

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

KirbyKhan posted:

The thing I dont get is how does this mptherfucker have a shared driveway. I woulda thought GOP donations would pay for a mile lonf private road.

Can't make tax payers pay for your snow plowing that way though, :colbert:


Not without mild token resistance at least, but when was the last time they listened to what the poors had to say anyways.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
re: cop chat

https://twitter.com/ABC7NY/status/947284929322405888

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Good squirrel

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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Hexyflexy posted:

Let me tell you about the time an ex boyfriend punched me in the face after I slaughtered him in CS. The answer is yes, and bloody hell I had to learn not to stick my dick in crazy the hard way.

I’m sorry to laugh at your misfortune but loving what?

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