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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Phanatic posted:

Parody menu. Parody. Did you think they actually serve a dish that’s just a bag of oil?
And it's served by a Sammy Hagar lookalike!

ed: Sammy Hagar snype

Pigsfeet on Rye has a new favorite as of 02:51 on Dec 31, 2017

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Well, SOMEONE went to the Prometheus school of how to dodge.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

lmao Roy Moore, way to blow up this guy's spot https://twitter.com/judahariel/status/946615685010149376

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Grey Fox posted:

lmao Roy Moore, way to blow up this guy's spot https://twitter.com/judahariel/status/946615685010149376

Hahahahahahahaha

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Proteus Jones posted:

Hahahahahahahaha

I just mentally read that in the same way that stupid guy who thought the Bible was required for swearing in spoke.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀


Why not, I don't know, just step aside?

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Grey Fox posted:

lmao Roy Moore, way to blow up this guy's spot https://twitter.com/judahariel/status/946615685010149376

I am afraid that the mere fact that I voted for this person could be enough to destroy my future were it to become known. Rather than reconsider whether I should vote for someone so vile that I have to worry about such things, I will simply send him a message asking him to reassure me that no one will ever, ever know I voted for him.

I wonder if the message was legit.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Veni Vidi Ameche! posted:

I wonder if the message was legit.

Given the sheer, raw stupidity of the kind of person who thinks voting for Moore is a good idea in the first place, I'd wager that it is indeed legit.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Grey Fox posted:

lmao Roy Moore, way to blow up this guy's spot https://twitter.com/judahariel/status/946615685010149376
"Hi, I am a law student who doesn't understand the concept of 'secret ballot' and am worried someone might be able to look up my vote so I'm going to talk about it publicly on the internet and hope no one references this post in a place where it really will be permanently part of the public record."

loving :lol:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Parts Kit posted:

"Hi, I am a law student who doesn't understand the concept of 'secret ballot' and am worried someone might be able to look up my vote so I'm going to talk about it publicly on the internet and hope no one references this post in a place where it really will be permanently part of the public record."

loving :lol:

Even better: I'm pretty sure that was a DM, and Moore decided to include it as part of the filing.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr
More Twitter public record schadenfreude -- did you know the Library of Congress had been scraping/archiving every twitter post it could? So all that weird rear end porn people post is in the Library of Congress's records somewhere.

(they're stopping on the 1st of January 2018, so after then it will only be newsworthy porn that will be archived)
https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2017/12/library-of-congress-to-get-selective-about-the-tweets-it-keeps/

Proteus Jones posted:

Even better: I'm pretty sure that was a DM, and Moore decided to include it as part of the filing.
ahahahaha! That would be amazing.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://i.imgur.com/wEuOdCt.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/dqWWain.gifv

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O_ps4DYBqE

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.
Does anyone remember the title of the motorbike crash compilations that are released each year? wracking my brain trying to think of it but youtube and google aren't being helpful.

Farmdizzle
May 26, 2009

Hagel satan
Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/BillRatchet/status/946853783300173825

BovineFury
Oct 28, 2007
I moo for great justice!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was attempted suicide.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3flLuHzhkc

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Finally a decent Terminator reboot

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Tarantula posted:

Does anyone remember the title of the motorbike crash compilations that are released each year? wracking my brain trying to think of it but youtube and google aren't being helpful.

No Prisoners

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Tarantula posted:

Does anyone remember the title of the motorbike crash compilations that are released each year? wracking my brain trying to think of it but youtube and google aren't being helpful.

It's on this youtube channel

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7eX9jvVfFQG3Ye4x7FxaDg

Tarantula
Nov 4, 2009

No go ahead stand in the fire, the healer will love the shit out of you.

canyoneer posted:

No Prisoners

Thanks, time to get some popcorn for this ride.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

zidane13 posted:

Mortadella (Italian pronunciation: [mortaˈdɛlla]) is a large Italian sausage[1] or luncheon meat (salume [saˈluːme]) made of finely hashed or ground, heat-cured pork, which incorporates at least 15% small cubes of pork fat (principally the hard fat from the neck of the pig). Mortadella is a product of Bologna, Italy. It is flavoured with spices, including whole or ground black pepper, olives, myrtle berries, and pistachios.


Oh christ that sounds delicious I'll never find that here(Maine).


https://twitter.com/AMAZlNGNATURE/status/947229951144574976

If you see it at the deli, it looks exactly like bologna with chunks of fat and pistachios in it.

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


syscall girl posted:

let's hose down the entire barrio with an AR for one suspect

Bairro*.

Portuguese, not Spanish.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



zidane13 posted:

Mortadella (Italian pronunciation: [mortaˈdɛlla]) is a large Italian sausage[1] or luncheon meat (salume [saˈluːme]) made of finely hashed or ground, heat-cured pork, which incorporates at least 15% small cubes of pork fat (principally the hard fat from the neck of the pig). Mortadella is a product of Bologna, Italy. It is flavoured with spices, including whole or ground black pepper, olives, myrtle berries, and pistachios.


Oh christ that sounds delicious I'll never find that here(Maine).

You will 110% find it at any decent deli in Maine.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Data Graham posted:

You will 110% find it at any decent deli in Maine.

I'm kinda like just feeling the freude because I'm stoked this dude is gonna have Italian baloney for the first time and he's so excited. :3:

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

beautiful

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

lol, looks like the guy on the left has the controller, and just a giant shiteating grin as he flies that drone into the kids face

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Wasabi the J posted:

I'm kinda like just feeling the freude because I'm stoked this dude is gonna have Italian baloney for the first time and he's so excited. :3:

I'm trying to imagine a place without easy access to Italian cold cuts (southern Ontario here) and it horrifies me.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

I'm trying to imagine a place without easy access to Italian cold cuts (southern Ontario here) and it horrifies me.

Welcome to my horrifyingly bleak existence.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Pride cometh before the fall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jnGwFUYJ9qo

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

It's a ploy to gain sympathy and sell more cookies!! :argh:
Edit: huh, some additional drama from the video's description

quote:

HEY YOU! STOP TELLING ME THIS IS NOT PLASTICBIEBER! Recently I have learned this is not Jessica. This is a little girl called Brooke or something. PlasticBieber has been posing as this little girl, and has ruined the girls life! I feel so bad for her and I wish I could help her but...yeah. Anyway. I am NOT going to take down the video. Thanks for your consideration!!! :D
PlasticBieber was an obvious Twitter troll account, looks like people fell for their poo poo

FogHelmut posted:

it looks exactly like bologna with chunks of fat and pistachios in it.

Hell, same

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 08:46 on Dec 31, 2017

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

Grey Fox posted:

Menu is a parody aka not real

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I still go to live wrestling shows every now and then to hang out with my buddies and there's always a bunch of weirdo fans in the audience who take it super seriously and get genuinely upset if the wrestlers they like 'lose' a match. It's honestly pretty creepy and unsettling.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Picnic Princess posted:

Why not, I don't know, just step aside?

I see you've never seen a movie.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

I did pretty much this exact thing to my neighbour's side gate when she asked me to come over and help with a thing, she got a bit freaked out because she'd been locking it like that for years and years thinking it was secure. Anyone could have walked right in at any time.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

BovineFury posted:

I'd like to know the story behind this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VtAnvH1mwQ&t=960s

Pickups and BMWs goddamn.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Negrostrike posted:

Bairro*.

Portuguese, not Spanish.

I knew I was loving it up

Brazil's official language is Portuguese ofc

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Please tell me there's a YouTube vid of this.

Jeremiah Flintwick
Jan 14, 2010

King of Kings Ozysandwich am I. If any want to know how great I am and where I lie, let him outdo me in my work.



gently caress You And Diebold posted:

lol, looks like the guy on the left has the controller, and just a giant shiteating grin as he flies that drone into the kids face

And the mom clearly sees it coming but just closes her eyes and lets it happen.

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Korgan
Feb 14, 2012


Happy New Year

https://twitter.com/gfentonwells/status/947418728471314433

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