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maskenfreiheit posted:there are a lot of really problematic gbs posters YOU RANG?
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maskenfreiheit posted:if only gbs could treat women like it treats dogs i'm kinkshaming this post
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Dec 31, 2017 22:19
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PetraCore posted:Pick if a person's penis is so crusty and scarred that it causes blinding pain upon penetration he should not be putting his penis into anyone's vagina or anus. Maybe mouth also??? When God makes your dick a Door Knob, he opens a Window.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:19
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blarzgh posted:YOU RANG? i mean as a lawyer you're an agent of fascism and an enemy of all free people but ive never seen you say anything specifically anti-women
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Dec 31, 2017 22:19
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a dog is treated poorly by a man : gbs says murder that man a woman is treated poorly by a man: we don't know all the facts
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Dec 31, 2017 22:21
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maskenfreiheit posted:a dog is treated poorly by a man : gbs says murder that man where does the 'man bites dog' adage play into this
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Dec 31, 2017 22:23
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man i bet there's some wild stories in there but justnomil is such trash, like I think I've found the worst thread title ever made: JNMILITW: The baby name and hopefully I stopped a BEC MIL from evolving into a full blown JNMIL.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:24
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they do love their acronyms.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:26
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remember folks - a BEC MIL in the hand is worth two JNMILs in the bush (ITW)
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Dec 31, 2017 22:28
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Bored posted:I don’t understand how some guys can even keep it up when it’s obvious the girl isn’t into it. You’d be surprised how easy it is actually
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Dec 31, 2017 22:28
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monkeytennis posted:You’d be surprised how easy it is actually :[
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Dec 31, 2017 22:32
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cats have barbed penii maybe op is loving a shaved cat she mistook for a person
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Dec 31, 2017 22:32
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Three Olives posted:GF is being a bit of a bitch about it but for a statement piece you are supposed to wear every day of your life $1,300 is loving cheap. Do people in America keep wearing their engagement rings after they have married? Regardless, dude should run and learn to treat "Accepts under the condition that" as a No instad of a Yes. 
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Dec 31, 2017 22:34
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maskenfreiheit posted:cats have barbed penii maybe op is loving a shaved cat she mistook for a person My friend made up a little song and it has a bit that goes “if my cat were a dude we’d get married in paradise / if my cat were a dude we’d make love” and she sings it directly to her cat.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:37
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Your "friend" in the mirror. OWNED
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Dec 31, 2017 22:40
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maskenfreiheit posted:cats have barbed penii maybe op is loving a shaved cat she mistook for a person Then she should neuter him. Cats who are neutered lose their barbs.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:45
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Shaved cat would also explain the skin condition.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:46
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Mocking Bird posted:I wonder if putting a condom on would help I’m pretty sure his Doomguy of a penis would RIP AND TEAR through any condom. Maybe a little space marine armor suit would take the edge off?
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Dec 31, 2017 22:55
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maskenfreiheit posted:also i tried to pull the definition of condescending online and it's an infinite loop: Heh. You know the OXford English dictionary now includes a definition for "literally" of "figuratively" because people have misused it for so long it is considern common vernacular
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Dec 31, 2017 22:56
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I’m pretty sure his Doomguy of a penis would RIP AND TEAR through any condom. Maybe a little space marine armor suit would take the edge off? They do make extra thick condoms, I imagine for this exact situation, because I don't know who else might want them.
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Dec 31, 2017 22:56
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Is it weird for me (15F) to be friends with him (22M) because of our age difference? I expect fifteen year olds to be idiots but on the off chance this guy is just genuinely nice and thinks he's helping a family out by being a big brother figure or something, he's still dumb as gently caress for putting himself in a situation where any reasonable person would be, at the very least, suspicious that he's a predator.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:01
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pidan posted:They do make extra thick condoms, I imagine for this exact situation, because I don't know who else might want them. They need to rethink sex as a purely PiV affair.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:01
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Randler posted:Do people in America keep wearing their engagement rings after they have married?
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Dec 31, 2017 23:02
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i like nice words
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The Ferret King posted:They need to rethink sex as a purely PiV affair. It sounds like they need to rethink sex as involving any PiV or PiAnywhere at all, and I can see how that would be hard to accept. They should put up a kickstarter for a penis reduction surgery, so he'll have better luck in his next relationship after they break up for the large number of non-penis-related problems they also have.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:09
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Drunk Nerds posted:Heh. You know the OXford English dictionary now includes a definition for "literally" of "figuratively" because people have misused it for so long it is considern common vernacular have you never taken a single linguistics class? Lmfao language is ever evolving ever freshmen know that oh lord *snort*
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Dec 31, 2017 23:12
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pidan posted:They do make extra thick condoms, I imagine for this exact situation, because I don't know who else might want them. Maybe guys who cum to fast? I read about in... uh... the savage lovecast.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:13
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Pick posted:My friend made up a little song and it has a bit that goes “if my cat were a dude we’d get married in paradise / if my cat were a dude we’d make love” and she sings it directly to her cat. Your friends with Jessicka Addams?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6-ZccfRrIo
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Dec 31, 2017 23:16
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Ride The Gravitron posted:Your friends with Jessicka Addams?! Mmmm goth girl
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Dec 31, 2017 23:16
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maskenfreiheit posted:a dog is treated poorly by a man : gbs says murder that man ???? this thread celebrates delivering punishing kicks to dogs
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Dec 31, 2017 23:20
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Mameluke posted:???? this thread celebrates delivering punishing kicks to dogs Punching dogs. Not kicking.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:26
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pidan posted:They do make extra thick condoms, I imagine for this exact situation, because I don't know who else might want them. Female condoms might actually work well for this situation. They are huge and thicker, iirc.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:28
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Mameluke posted:???? this thread celebrates delivering punishing kicks to dogs Mameluke posted:???? this thread celebrates delivering punishing kicks to dogs I thought ppl flipped over a dog abuse post? Don’t hit dogs unless they’re attacking you
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Dec 31, 2017 23:32
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The Lone Badger posted:Punching dogs. Not kicking. Forgive me. ABPD, always be punching dogs
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Dec 31, 2017 23:34
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The Ferret King posted:They need to rethink sex as a purely PiV affair. They tried oral but his excavator of a dong ripped the fillings out of her molars.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:36
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maskenfreiheit posted:I thought ppl flipped over a dog abuse post? Dogs are microaggressions.
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Dec 31, 2017 23:36
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fruit on the bottom posted:Small dogs are microaggressions. Scathach fucked around with this message at 23:43 on Dec 31, 2017 |
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Dec 31, 2017 23:41
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Jack Off Jill does some great music
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Dec 31, 2017 23:45
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i lived in cali for a summer and the neighbor had these yappy dogs (chiwawas) they would go off leash and chase me up the driveway trying to bite me as i ran from my car to my airbnb so one day im like gently caress this and go back into the stance of an nfl kicker and yell "if that dog bites me im punting it" and the loving neighbor CALLS THE DOGS BACk. she could control them the whole time (black mirror music plays) she then comes over and screams that she hates airbnb and its illegal and she'll have me evicted for threatening her precious (yes she said precious). so i told her rentals over 30 days are expressly legal, i'm here for the summer, that's she's tresspassing and she better leave before i remove her YOSPOS BITCH ok didn't say the last part but did film her in my yard freaking out and me telling her about the 30 day rule, lol enjoy the panopticon you boomer gently caress
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Dec 31, 2017 23:51
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lol if u wouldn't put any dog that disrespected you through the uprights
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You can punch dogs because dogs are men. No punching cats (ladies).
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