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Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Mega64 posted:

Titans will get two bullshit wins in a row, leading to a great Jags season ending in an anticlimatic wet fart, and we'll get Steelers/Patriots for the AFCCG again.


Well, the second part is true regardless.

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purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

It’d be pretty neat if the Jags won at Pittsburgh twice in the same season again

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

purkey posted:

It’d be pretty neat if the Jags won at Pittsburgh twice in the same season again
Are the Jaguars still the only team to do it?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
hosed up, if true

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Are the Jaguars still the only team to do it?

Yup

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR

Mega64 posted:

Titans will get two bullshit wins in a row, leading to a great Jags season ending in an anticlimatic wet fart, and we'll get Steelers/Patriots for the AFCCG again.

Yeeeeaaahh, not outside of the realm of posibilities for the jaggies.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
HURNS!!!!

http://m.jaguars.com/news/article-JaguarsNews/Friday-update-Hurns-return-likely/0b47851e-8411-4767-ae63-ef1cb1e06bf6


YEEEEAAAHHHHHJ don't you loving dare break him again

But fuckin lol at

quote:

Allen Hurns, one of the team's most tenured veteran wide receivers

How is this possible. He is in his third year, which he came into as a udfa. Have we already shot and buried poor old Marquis Lee? Dosnt Robinson have a year of senority on him?

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:05 on Dec 30, 2017

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:randyes:

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
\/\/ rand don't use emotes we haven't invented yet \/\/

Ah gently caress that was quote not edit. Whatever.

::While throwing a Molotov cocktail at the Good Place train:: Bortles!

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 02:11 on Dec 30, 2017

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Suspect Bucket posted:

HURNS!!!!

http://m.jaguars.com/news/article-JaguarsNews/Friday-update-Hurns-return-likely/0b47851e-8411-4767-ae63-ef1cb1e06bf6


YEEEEAAAHHHHHJ don't you loving dare break him again

But fuckin lol at


How is this possible. He is in his third year, which he came into as a udfa. Have we already shot and buried poor old Marquis Lee? Dosnt Robinson have a year of senority on him?
He came in the same year as Robinson and Lee; he got so much playing time because the rest of the WRs were total garbage and Lee was hurt, per his usual at the time.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
God, I always think of Lee and Rob being like, established players, and Hurns rolling up all like "Who's this guy starting? Touchdown, wow nice yay that guy, TOUCHDOWN? TOUCHDOWN WHAT THE gently caress WHO IS THIS GUY" first game he started

And then we lost I think

Ala Coach Z, upon being told he wouldnt know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face, "That happened once!"

Suspect Bucket fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Dec 30, 2017

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

JT Jag posted:

but actually the Jaguars are gonna win because the Jags and Titans are destined to split their series for all eternity

purkey
Dec 5, 2003

I hate the 90s

Suspect Bucket posted:

God, I always think of Lee and Rob being like, established players, and Hurns rolling up all like "Who's this guy starting? Touchdown, wow nice yay that guy, TOUCHDOWN? TOUCHDOWN WHAT THE gently caress WHO IS THIS GUY" first game he started

And then we lost I think

Ala Coach Z, upon being told he wouldnt know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face, "That happened once!"


They were up 17-0 that game :/

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
We've had some pretty decent luck with wide outs the past few years, minus injuries.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
David Quessenberry got in a game again :unsmith:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
See y'all in hell.

Suspect Bucket
Jan 15, 2012

SHRIMPDOR WAS A MAN
I mean, HE WAS A SHRIMP MAN
er, maybe also A DRAGON
or possibly
A MINOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAM
BUT HE WAS STILL
SHRIMPDOR
Guys.... Poz is old and I'm sad. We gotta have a good playoff run for him. Such a gem of a man.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
itshappening.gif

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Grats Titans fans!

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
THE TITANS ARE GOING TO THE PLAYOFFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3-0 IS REAL AND THE CURSE IS BROKEN

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




At least if the Texans aren't going to make the playoffs the Colts missed them too.

The right two teams in the AFC South made the playoffs this year.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
I'm crying right now.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Probably Magic posted:

I'm crying right now.

WE DID IT

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Welcome to the "Back into the playoffs at 9-7" party Titans bros

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Intruder posted:

Welcome to the "Back into the playoffs at 9-7" party Titans bros

Continuing the AFC South tradition.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
We are going to lose against the Titans in the playoffs to set an NFL record 2nd time a team has beaten a team three times in a year and then the Titans are going to be shithoused by whoever they meet next.

I'm really mad.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

TSBX posted:

We are going to lose against the Titans in the playoffs to set an NFL record 2nd time a team has beaten a team three times in a year and then the Titans are going to be shithoused by whoever they meet next.

I'm really mad.

It’s gonna be awesome.

I was telling this to the Jags fans around me and they got real mad and left early lol

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Demon Of The Fall posted:

It’s gonna be awesome.

I was telling this to the Jags fans around me and they got real mad and left early lol

ahahahhaahahah

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

It’s gonna be awesome.

I was telling this to the Jags fans around me and they got real mad and left early lol

Between this and the Jayhawks getting Baker Mayfield relieved of captain duties in time for his homecoming game, it's been a year of my teams trolling superior teams into owning themselves.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Jags/Titans III just died, they can only meet in the AFCCG :smith:

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Intruder posted:

Jags/Titans III just died, they can only meet in the AFCCG :smith:

You motherfucker. This is even worse. (<3 Deshaun)

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Intruder posted:

Jags/Titans III just died, they can only meet in the AFCCG :smith:

It can still happen. Jags have a good chance of making it through the divisional round, and the Titans...

...well, at least the Titans made the playoffs!

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Congrats Jags and Titans! Someone please beat the Pats/Steelers.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Now that the regular season done here is my rooting rankings:

1. Bills
2. Titans
3. Jaguars
4. Meteor

Please don't make me root for meteor.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
THE YEAR OF THE TITAN

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Intruder posted:

Welcome to the "Back into the playoffs at 9-7" party Titans bros

I missed most of the second half but lol at all the dumb and crazy poo poo that happened in the first half.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

tangy yet delightful posted:

I missed most of the second half but lol at all the dumb and crazy poo poo that happened in the first half.

The second half featured Mariota and Henry running into each other on an attempted handoff exchange, resulting in the ball popping in the air and being returned for a TD. It was hilarious even if it didn't matter in the end

The game was iced by an awful Bort pick

e: Check out this Mariota stiffarm

https://twitter.com/SeedsofJake/status/947625178753744897

Intruder fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Jan 1, 2018

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Haha what a fitting second half to that game.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Happy New Years AFCS Bros!

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Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/alexmarvez/status/947530908214624257

https://twitter.com/PatDStat/status/947573217954328577

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/947579193159766020

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