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MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
"ah shoot!!! i cucked myself!.......... AGAIN........!"

*throws flat cap onto ground*

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

C-Euro posted:

Thought about walking my dog by the neighborhood bars to have an excuse to talk to strangers, walked him for about 60 seconds before we looked at each other and said "gently caress this cold"

Time for more bourbon

Usually when I let my dogs out in the backyard they putter around for 20 minutes until I bribe them with a treat to come back in. Tonight they were waiting for me at the door to let them back in within 5 minutes.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

drowningidiot posted:

How come I haven't see anyone sporting Jebmentum as a username?

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012




yeh that's the best version

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


I guess I laughed when she said "it's...very legal"

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


2017, much like 2016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
mariah carey is on my television set guys I think I'm falling backwards through time

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
sry more accurate to say mariah carey's breasts are on my tv

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZF98gNGvtA

MAYO FETISH
Feb 15, 2016
mariah carey hot

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

guac is unconstitutional

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
mariah owns

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/amfmpm/status/947465770912681984

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Calibanibal posted:

this only works if the smug guy is standing in another building thats even more on fire

2018.gif

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


that loving owns 2017 gives me hope


I like the subtle mad max gas mask undertones

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


:420:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I hope Donnie told Jr. when he got elected that he was only to address him as Mr. President or POTUS, not dad anymore.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

MAYO FETISH posted:

mariah carey hot

not in that dress in 4 degree weather lol

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chokes McGee posted:

sry more accurate to say mariah carey's breasts are on my tv

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
and I hope when Jr tries to call him dad he gets smacked as hard as that day he dared to wear a yankees jersey to the game instead of a suit

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
goddamn what a epic diva... the best

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Chokes McGee posted:

mariah carey is on my television set guys I think I'm falling backwards through time

She is super out of tune and it's killing me

RandomBlue
Dec 30, 2012

hay guys!


Biscuit Hider

Chokes McGee posted:

mariah carey is on my television set guys I think I'm falling backwards through time

Holy poo poo, take me with you!

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Chokes McGee posted:

not in that dress in 4 degree weather lol

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

C-Euro posted:

She is super out of tune and it's killing me

I think she's actually singing this year and I have no idea how to sing in 5 degree weather

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Rah! posted:

holy poo poo pisssssssssssssssss

:goshawk:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Oh like she doesn't know about them

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Chokes McGee posted:

sry more accurate to say mariah carey's breasts are on my tv

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9Bv36QaiaM

Youth Decay
Aug 18, 2015

I guess she wanted a re-do of last new year's eve's disaster but her voice is shot to hell and the cold makes it worse.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/947566830423490560

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
lol she dropped this song a full octave

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lmao I just turned on CNN and Don & Brooke are loving smashed in NO. Good for them :unsmith:

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

Suppose your mom was on smack what would you do

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i just realized that trump will shortly be celebrating the new year. sober. wow. thats hosed

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

The us is somebody's mom and she's strung out

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/guardianus/status/947684328540078081

she is playing with run the jewels opening soon near me so reminder to buy tickets

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

Suppose your mom was on smack what would you do

Smack hijack

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
I'm celebrating tonight not because of New Year's Eve, but because the motherfucking Buffalo Bills made the playoffs!!!

I WAS IN loving 8TH GRADE WHEN IT LAST HAPPENED AND I'M 31

THE ONLY BRIGHT SPOT IN THIS poo poo YEAR

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat

Bip Roberts posted:

I think she's actually singing this year and I have no idea how to sing in 5 degree weather

Yeah that's fair, she gets a pass for wearing that bangin outfit in this cold.

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