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-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Crosspost from the dashcam thread.

Lime Tonics posted:

Here is the 40 car pile up,

Muskegon Car Pile-up on Michigan Highway US-31 Dec. 29, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct5xc4uvsb0

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Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Wow. That's nuts.

Serephina
Nov 8, 2005

恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー
Huh. Good schden; almost everyone involved in that was going too fast to slow safely.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Michigan? Don't they regularly get snow and ice? How do they not know how to drive in those conditions :psyduck:

Fantastic Flyer
Aug 9, 2017
"Well, I've never had an accident before and everyone else is going 70 in a 55 with snow coming down."

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

We had a 15 car pileup today on a plowed and slip free road just because of a small patch of fog. The rest of the road was smooth sailing. That spot is bad though, it's right next to a river that makes really thick fog with zero visibility. So even places that are used to snow and cold can have something happen that will cause disasters.

Was that the first major snowfall for that area? Because when that happens here it guarantees minimum 200 accidents within the first 24 hours.

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

Away all Goats posted:

Michigan? Don't they regularly get snow and ice? How do they not know how to drive in those conditions :psyduck:

We do. The problem is that someone spins out for whatever reason (commonly due to whiteouts or black ice), someone hits that guy, and then people just start piling up because they're doing 50-60 MPH and can't stop when they see the pile-up.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

BlackIronHeart posted:

We do. The problem is that someone spins out for whatever reason (commonly due to whiteouts or black ice), someone hits that guy, and then people just start piling up because they're doing 50-60 MPH and can't stop when they see the pile-up.

That means they're going too fast for conditions, which means they *don't* know how to drive in those conditions. If you're driving too fast to stop before you reach the limits of vision, you're doing it wrong.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
https://i.imgur.com/TnpaSf6.mp4

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/RacismFactory/status/947933592210026499

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I am utterly shocked - SHOCKED, I say - that a noted assclown youtuber Logan Paul made a video about going to the goddamned Suicidie Forest and filmed a dead body he found.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

"Suicide and depression is not a joke but I'll still take the time to edit different filters into my video lol"

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

He's trending really hard on twitter right now and while I doubt it will happen, youtube would make a lot of people happy if they banned him


Also youtube has been demonitizing lgbt videos but this guy still gets to make money

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

A few channels I follow appear to have had past videos demonetized recently for swearing. Videos that were up for years. Youtube needs to get its poo poo together. I get that the whole Elsagate was a shitshow but their way of dealing with it is backfiring hard and hurting people who don't deserve it at all.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/epDannyEdge/status/948043689577807872

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧


Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Picnic Princess posted:

A few channels I follow appear to have had past videos demonetized recently for swearing. Videos that were up for years. Youtube needs to get its poo poo together. I get that the whole Elsagate was a shitshow but their way of dealing with it is backfiring hard and hurting people who don't deserve it at all.

Edit:

https://twitter.com/epDannyEdge/status/948043689577807872

https://twitter.com/redhead_chick0/status/948044067765547008

:downs:

Rondette
Nov 4, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.



Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

"Suicide and depression is not a joke but I'll still take the time to edit different filters into my video lol"

Also I won't take my goofy fuckin hat off.


I think this PENIS injury description is a thing of painful beauty.

quote:

THERE WERE ANTS UNDER WRAPPER-PENIS PAIN, INSECT BITES

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Can I get a re-post of the model in the gorgeous dress who falls in the pool?

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
not very :ninja: but answered my own question

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s4ZoobeLmNk

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015


So... who is this and why should we care? Google only turns up a right-wing extremist version of Wikipedia that apparently puts yellow Stars of David in the text next to the name of anyone Jewish, and that's not what I'd call a credible source.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Hyperlynx posted:

So... who is this and why should we care? Google only turns up a right-wing extremist version of Wikipedia that apparently puts yellow Stars of David in the text next to the name of anyone Jewish, and that's not what I'd call a credible source.

https://twitter.com/gatorgoat/status/947736745646403584

This is what the hubbub is about.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Away all Goats posted:

Michigan? Don't they regularly get snow and ice? How do they not know how to drive in those conditions :psyduck:

It's America.

50% of its inhabitants think "What Do you mean winter tyres? Those with the spikes? Pretty sure those are illegal on roads, and what do you expect me to do, change my tyres every time it snows? lol"

The other 50% think: "lol my tyres say all-season, that includes winter, loving duh"

In a Venn diagram, you could include another group comprised by equal parts of both those halves, that think "lol I have a truck and 4WD, winter tyres are for commies"

Then, 100% of the inhabitants drive too fast for the conditions and then refuse all personal responsibility when poo poo happens.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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https://i.imgur.com/JntJTXV.mp4

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https://i.imgur.com/NJqNDmH.mp4

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Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Randaconda posted:

Pool fails

You forgot the best one,


A FUCKIN CANARY!!
Nov 9, 2005


I think a lot of people must be in the habit of driving their cars by alternating between 100% throttle and 100% braking because most of the snow related accidents I see happen on perfectly level and straight stretches of road. Just driving along and suddenly the person in front of me will floor it and fling themselves off the side of the road for no reason.

And of course even with there's several inches of snow on the road so you have to travel at 10 mph in a 65 area, everyone still does the usual routine of following so closely that you can't even see their headlights in your rear view mirror.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I think a lot of people must be in the habit of driving their cars by alternating between 100% throttle and 100% braking because most of the snow related accidents I see happen on perfectly level and straight stretches of road. Just driving along and suddenly the person in front of me will floor it and fling themselves off the side of the road for no reason.

And of course even with there's several inches of snow on the road so you have to travel at 10 mph in a 65 area, everyone still does the usual routine of following so closely that you can't even see their headlights in your rear view mirror.

Not even snow. A few years ago I was sitting in the queue to get onto the Throgs Neck Bridge, crawling toward the toll plaza. Normal weather conditions, no rain or anything. I was in the passenger seat, and happened to be looking in my side mirror when an SUV came up on us from that side, at a pretty normal cruising speed, like about maybe 50. Suddenly the SUV jerked slightly to the right and immediately flipped head over heels and somersaulted two or three times and came to rest a couple of car lengths behind me in the next lane over, upside down.

I was like, "...Huh. Anyway.... :geno:"

Gynocentric Regime
Jun 9, 2010

by Cyrano4747

RIP Snooty :smith:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Glazier posted:

RIP Snooty :smith:

Florida mourns :smith:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
What do you think manatees taste like? They're vegetarian so I'm sure they're not as oily and fishy as seal.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I think a lot of people must be in the habit of driving their cars by alternating between 100% throttle and 100% braking because most of the snow related accidents I see happen on perfectly level and straight stretches of road. Just driving along and suddenly the person in front of me will floor it and fling themselves off the side of the road for no reason.

I've noticed that it's usually a truck or SUV that's the cuprit, mainly because most people don't understand that 4 wheel drive =/= traction. I remember one year seeing a big red Chevy truck on the side of the road, the front driver's side wheel, rotor and all was about a quarter mile down the freeway, the license plate? "Lucky 2"

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Phanatic posted:

That means they're going too fast for conditions, which means they *don't* know how to drive in those conditions. If you're driving too fast to stop before you reach the limits of vision, you're doing it wrong.

The dangerous thing about whiteouts is the conditions change instantly and visibility can go from a mile to 0 in seconds. People then panic and slam on the brakes, skidding out and creating hazards all over the road.

Whiteouts are scary as hell.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Skippy McPants posted:

You forgot the best one,




And the aftermath:


His online name is 8booth, if you want to see exactly how badly his feet got mangled you can google it but it ain't pretty. He posted an update to his youtube channel a few months ago (8 months after he hosed up his feet) saying "i still have to get both of my disconnected heels reconnected" :gonk:

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 16:30 on Jan 2, 2018

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUg4A6dZjTI&feature=youtu.be&t=139

Drag Race on Icy Public Road Ends as Expected

no one knows what ice is, my theory.

is ice even real?

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

What do you think manatees taste like? They're vegetarian so I'm sure they're not as oily and fishy as seal.

I'm not sure but they have extremely fishy breath from all the seaweed.

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Inspector Gesicht posted:

Is that restaurant slogan a deliberate reference to that College song? None of that food is fit for a human-being unless you're a superhero who can stomach it.

i hope this is the worst thing i have to see in 2018

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I think a lot of people must be in the habit of driving their cars by alternating between 100% throttle and 100% braking because most of the snow related accidents I see happen on perfectly level and straight stretches of road. Just driving along and suddenly the person in front of me will floor it and fling themselves off the side of the road for no reason.

Even perfectly level and straight stretches of road can have different traction levels from tire to tire. I lost control last weekend because of that - snow was coming down so I'd dropped speed (enough that people were passing me), hit a slick patch, and wound up on the side of the road. Sometimes you're just gonna hydroplane and just have to hope for the best. :shrug:

(No injury, no damage to the car, and even the glassware I had in the trunk survived. I got lucky!)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Hyperlynx posted:

So... who is this and why should we care? Google only turns up a right-wing extremist version of Wikipedia that apparently puts yellow Stars of David in the text next to the name of anyone Jewish, and that's not what I'd call a credible source.

She got her start as a Tumblr idiot, but she's a virulent anti-socialist who continues to defend capitalism and hate on welfare and universal healthcare despite being poor and suffering from a battery of medical problems, in addition to being a literal child according to things she's admitted:

* Only recently learned how to use a stove.

* Is only allowed by her parents to cut off 2 inches of hair at a time so her hair is incredibly long.

* Said that someone who claimed to know her growing up was lying because she never had friends over as a kid.

I asked her on Twitter if she would support universal healthcare after complaining about waiting hours to see a doctor, and she said universal healthcare would cause it to take months and then blocked me.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

And the aftermath:


His online name is 8booth, if you want to see exactly how badly his feet got mangled you can google it but it ain't pretty. He posted an update to his youtube channel a few months ago (8 months after he hosed up his feet) saying "i still have to get both of my disconnected heels reconnected" :gonk:

There are moments where I'm genuinely impressed with medical procedures.
How this man kept his feet, let alone is expected to regain use of them, is beyond me.

:nms:https://i.imgur.com/5HRG6O0.jpg:nms:

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Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

I think a lot of people must be in the habit of driving their cars by alternating between 100% throttle and 100% braking because most of the snow related accidents I see happen on perfectly level and straight stretches of road. Just driving along and suddenly the person in front of me will floor it and fling themselves off the side of the road for no reason.

There's a reality show called Canada's Worst Driver (some of it is on US Netflix) where they put people through very simple driving challenges like 'drive in a straight line and don't hit anything' or 'drive in reverse'. One of the challenges is a car with no roof and a giant tub of water on top and all they need to do is accelerate slowly and then break evenly so the water stays in the tank.

Every single person floors it and immediately dumps half the water into the car, and then slams on the breaks as soon as they hit the requested speed and dumps the other half in the car, and then bitches that it is impossible.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB_CtVQUY80

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