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Barry
Aug 1, 2003

Hardened Criminal
"it's not that they can't afford plexus it's they choose to afford other things"

Really cracked the code there, Koopmans

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omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

moana posted:

Also we asked family not to get much for us or our kid as we don't have much room in our car anyway and she's not going to remember any of it. So they scaled back and only got her few books. Oh no, wait, they didn't, we ended up getting a plastic toy farm and a plastic toy airplane and a plastic toy bus and all of it makes these wonderful noises, and they got me a Keurig single-cup coffee machine because hey, why not make this the most wasteful Christmas ever? And then they also got us a roof rack for our car, so we'd have no excuse not to take all of these presents back with us. AHHHHHH, I love them but AHHHHHHH! Take that money and put it toward your debt so we don't have to support you in your old age!

Like, I get your intent and all but this really comes off as "people want to buy me and my baby things. gently caress us right?!?!?!"

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

omnibobb posted:

Like, I get your intent and all but this really comes off as "people want to buy me and my baby things. gently caress us right?!?!?!"
You don't have children.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
I want to taste that $4.49 coffee.

Hot Dog Day #91
Jun 19, 2003

omnibobb posted:

Like, I get your intent and all but this really comes off as "people want to buy me and my baby things. gently caress us right?!?!?!"

I don't want random hunks of plastic poo poo in my house. My kid doesn't need more toys, and certainly not ones that don't fit or don't belong to same set, or are just annoying. This is a common feeling among parents. You want to show your affection for me and my kid? Honor my wishes, give cash, make a donation or something.

hypnophant
Oct 19, 2012

kimbo305 posted:

I want to taste that $4.49 coffee.

It is readily available at your local starbucks

Edit: this may seem America-centric but it's true no matter where you live in the world

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

moana posted:

What the gently caress is it with essential oils? Met up with one of my husband's friends this christmas, and the wife was talking to me: "Yeah, so I put some essential lavender oil on my 8 month old baby's back, and it turned bright red like, immediately! I felt so bad! Haha!"

Uh, you should feel bad. That poo poo is loving poison to babies. And my cousin has on her facebook page that she's a "Young Living" representative selling essential oils, and my neighbor invites me to all of her MLM jewelry "parties" selling fifty cent Chinese earrings for $10. God drat it, I can't escape all of this poo poo now that I am a Fellow Mom. It's awful.

Another neighbor sent out a GoFundMe for a friend who's down on his luck to get him tickets to visit his family in Wisconsin. Okay, maybe I can chip in. Oh, wait, no, it's TRAIN tickets, the GoFundMe is for $4000. We didn't spend that much taking our whole family to hawaii, how the gently caress does anyone spend $4k to get to Wisconsin? Nobody donated.

Here I cut out the irrelevant bits for you

cowofwar
Jul 30, 2002

by Athanatos
Was at costco and they have an essential oils 5-pack up front as you walk in. Clearly the poo poo has hit peak alt health.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
Next to the coconut oil and bone broth?

omnibobb
Dec 3, 2005
Title text'd

Hoodwinker posted:

You don't have children.

I have several small children. People (grandparents in particular) buy them whatever the gently caress they (again, grandparents) want.

In the example given they even bought roof racks to help with transport.

Risky Bisquick
Jan 18, 2008

PLEASE LET ME WRITE YOUR VICTIM IMPACT STATEMENT SO I CAN FURTHER DEMONSTRATE THE CALAMITY THAT IS OUR JUSTICE SYSTEM.



Buglord

Moneyball posted:

Next to the coconut oil and bone broth?

Avacado oil margarine, Margarine that understands Millennials. It's real, I bought some with a coupon on sale.

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
If we could somehow convince people that essential oils would cure thier non-celiac gluten sensitivity and other imagined medical conditions we could make a mint on that poo poo without hurting anyone.

therobit fucked around with this message at 06:38 on Jan 4, 2018

crazypeltast52
May 5, 2010



Homeopathic essential oils?

therobit
Aug 19, 2008

I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time

crazypeltast52 posted:

Homeopathic essential oils?

Honestly a great idea for harm reduction.

Someone should start a business just diluting essential oils to almost nothing and selling them as homeopathic.

uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice

crazypeltast52 posted:

Homeopathic essential oils?

More like inessential oils :smug:


Received a letter from an Asset Recovery company for $33,500. Never really had any money in my life. What do?

quote:

Long story short, I received a letter stating that my late step-father left me about $33,500 thats remained unclaimed so far. They're offering their services for 10%, but in all honesty, I grew up very poor and homeless when I turned 18 and have just been working dead end jobs back to back ever since. Some people are saying just put it in savings, some say crypto/stocks, some say IRA. What should I do?

Not really a funny situation, but I'm glad they're trying to get better advice than whoever they were previously asking. And I have no personal experience but comments are pointing out that he can probably get the money himself a lot cheaper, assuming it's even true.

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

Risky Bisquick posted:

Avacado oil margarine, Margarine that understands Millennials. It's real, I bought some with a coupon on sale.

GWM: one of the sales guys at my company got escorted out last week and he left a container of this avocado oil margarine so I’ve been putting it on my toast in the morning.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Mezzanon posted:

GWM: one of the sales guys at my company got escorted out last week and he left a container of this avocado oil margarine so I’ve been putting it on my toast in the morning.

Jokes on you, he was escorted out for sticking his penis in food he brought from home.

Postess with the Mostest
Apr 4, 2007

Arabian nights
'neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
could fall and fall hard
out there on the dunes

Risky Bisquick posted:

Avacado oil margarine, Margarine that understands Millennials. It's real, I bought some with a coupon on sale.

Don't leave me hanging bro

Sic Semper Goon
Mar 1, 2015

Eu tu?

:zaurg:

Switchblade Switcharoo

therobit posted:

If we could somehow convince people that essential oils would cure thier non-celiac gluten sensitivity and other imagined medical conditions we could make a mint on that poo poo without hurting anyone.

The only cure is a halfway one, that being time, in which fads die out.

The reason why it's a halfway cure is that it will be replaced with equally fraudulent and annoying pseudo-diseases.

It struck me as I was driving home today, people actually want to have diseases as a fashion statement / because everyone else was doing it / because they do.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Sic Semper Goon posted:

The only cure is a halfway one, that being time, in which fads die out.

The reason why it's a halfway cure is that it will be replaced with equally fraudulent and annoying pseudo-diseases.

It struck me as I was driving home today, people actually want to have diseases as a fashion statement / because everyone else was doing it / because they do.

Some people mistake sympathy and/or holier-than-thou posturing for positive attention because they've never made a real connection in their life before

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Not a Children posted:

Some people mistake sympathy and/or holier-than-thou posturing for positive attention because they've never made a real connection in their life before

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factitious_disorder_imposed_on_self?wprov=sfla1

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

KingSlime posted:

Don't be a little bitch, you should speak your mind irl

But to answer your question, no you'll find that most of us have no problem repeating the stuff we say here within other contexts, why would we? Except for John Smith probably.
Oh, you mean you tell your boss he is an rear end and your brother-in-law that he is a fool for buying that boat? Good for you!

pr0zac
Jan 18, 2004

~*lukecagefan69*~


Pillbug

John Smith posted:

Oh, you mean you tell your boss he is an rear end and your brother-in-law that he is a fool for buying that boat? Good for you!

I told my coworker buying business class flights exclusively is a waste of money this week and my brother he shouldn't buy Ethereum last week.

You are the only person anyone in here has called an rear end or fool and that has nothing to do with your money decisions.

captkirk
Feb 5, 2010
My mom started talking about essential oils a few years back and I got concerned she was about to get sucked into an MLM or something. Then I heard he ranting about idiots on facebook putting essential oils on their young kids and I become less concerned. Now she just uses essential oils in making soap and poo poo that she sells through local retailers as a post-retirement way to get a little money on the side. Came close to BWM and ended up slightly GWM.

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:

moana posted:

Also we asked family not to get much for us or our kid as we don't have much room in our car anyway and she's not going to remember any of it. So they scaled back and only got her few books. Oh no, wait, they didn't, we ended up getting a plastic toy farm and a plastic toy airplane and a plastic toy bus and all of it makes these wonderful noises, and they got me a Keurig single-cup coffee machine because hey, why not make this the most wasteful Christmas ever? And then they also got us a roof rack for our car, so we'd have no excuse not to take all of these presents back with us. AHHHHHH, I love them but AHHHHHHH! Take that money and put it toward your debt so we don't have to support you in your old age!

My wife and I have had to literally take the spending-into-poverty set of grandparents aside and shake them and say "listen you lunatics, our child has more than any of us have ever had, wanted, or needed, stop buying loving STUFF."

It just doesn't register. They are under such financial pressure with looming retirement and no safety net that any second they get ahead they spend to feel prosperous.

It's sad. We try not to involve ourselves too much in their financial decision making.

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:

My wife and I have had to literally take the spending-into-poverty set of grandparents aside and shake them and say "listen you lunatics, our child has more than any of us have ever had, wanted, or needed, stop buying loving STUFF."

It just doesn't register. They are under such financial pressure with looming retirement and no safety net that any second they get ahead they spend to feel prosperous.

It's sad. We try not to involve ourselves too much in their financial decision making.
Not an empty quote.

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

pr0zac posted:

I told my coworker buying business class flights exclusively is a waste of money this week and my brother he shouldn't buy Ethereum last week.

You are the only person anyone in here has called an rear end or fool and that has nothing to do with your money decisions.
Er.. my post wasn't about that.

My point was to rebut King Slime that we should always speak our mind irl.

roadhead
Dec 25, 2001

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/7o0f1d/husband_seems_to_think_he_rescued_me_from_an/

Pretty big post about what sounds like a jerky husband, but this caught my attention :

quote:

The truth is that I liked my life before moving across the country much better than I do this life I’m living now. I was on food stamps and was definitely low income, but I put my money towards the things I enjoyed (owning horses and horseback riding/camping) and lived in the country on acreage which I love.

And now she lives in the Northeast and HATES it SO much. From her perspective the husband's a dick though.

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.

roadhead posted:

And now she lives in the Northeast and HATES it SO much.

:hf:

EAT FASTER!!!!!!
Sep 21, 2002

Legendary.


:hampants::hampants::hampants:
I don't like dogpiling on people on benefits for the things they choose to spend their meager resources toward but being on foodstamps but keeping horses as a pet is a diamond-tier level of BWM.

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

Krispy Wafer posted:

Jokes on you, he was escorted out for sticking his penis in food he brought from home.

No it was for getting around the no-compete clause in his contract by taking stuff we had just started working on and bringing intimate client details to a new startup he joined.

so probably also GWM for him too.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR
Apr 12, 2010



Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22
i have no idea where she is living in the NE that is "1,000 miles from any mountains"

Virtue
Jan 7, 2009

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

i have no idea where she is living in the NE that is "1,000 miles from any mountains"

It's a fake bait post like everything else on that subreddit

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
I quit. I'll be back in a month.

Rick Rickshaw fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Jan 4, 2018

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

Rick Rickshaw posted:

This would be a bad idea. But maybe not in a way you might think.

People gave me poo poo about the :biotruths: earlier in the thread, but ultimately my view is that people don't have free will. All of our actions are derived from some combination of genetics and environment.

So as far as spending goes, some people's genetics and/or environment breed them to spend all of their money. They can't help it. It's literally a physical compulsion, rather than a logical decision.

How long until you start going into detail about your thoughts eugenics

Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.

Inept posted:

How long until you start going into detail about your thoughts eugenics

Oh come on. Really? I give up.

Trustworthy
Dec 28, 2004

with catte-like thread
upon our prey we steal

Rick Rickshaw posted:

This would be a bad idea. But maybe not in a way you might think.

People gave me poo poo about the :biotruths: earlier in the thread, but ultimately my view is that people don't have free will. All of our actions are derived from some combination of genetics and environment.

So as far as spending goes, some people's genetics and/or environment breed them to spend all of their money. They can't help it. It's literally a physical compulsion, rather than a logical decision. On the genetic side of things, I think it stems from when we were living in small tribes thousands of years ago and resource hoarding was extremely frowned upon because it was literally a life and death situation.

I believe most people treat money as though they would a slightly browning banana on their kitchen countertop because...that is exactly what money represents to humans at the most fundamental level. It is a resource that will become useless if not consumed as quickly as possible. Evolution has trained our brains to act like everyone is still starving, and money is a banana slowly going to waste.

These behaviours are not always a negative in people's lives. It increases people's generosity and thoughtfulness, and works wonderfully when done in intelligent ways. In this thread we cover cases where intelligence was not entered into the equation.

Wait how does this relate to your original argument that 30-year-old women are gross old maids?

Hoodwinker
Nov 7, 2005

There must always be... a Bitch King...

Moneyball
Jul 11, 2005

It's a problem you think we need to explain ourselves.
This thread is going places.

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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
People getting mad about family giving them gifts is one of the biggest First World Problems you can come up with this time of year. If your kids already have plenty of toys then you can take the unneeded toys and donate them to kids whose family couldn't afford any presents. Even better, get your kids involved to help them understand how privileged they are.

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