Noslo posted:

I remember years ago reading some goon's diatribe about his girlfriend and seeing a response like:


Still cracks me up to this day. I've stolen & reworked that line into conversation plenty of times over the years.

So thank you whoever wrote that, wherever you are

StrangersInTheNight posted:

Technically, when you're loving a nice juicy vagina and getting all in there, just laying into it and smacking hard, you're really just connecting on a deeper level, ballmeat-to-ballmeat.

That's true romance.

another loser posted:

Tag your familiar

Mo_Steel posted:

we get it, you vepar

alternately:

Avenging_Mikon posted:

Price-is-right-horn.mp3

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Bookmark this.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just candy mushrooms and this sort of tangy crystal stuff. No, perfect metabolism. No anus. They can be they’re own pets. Yeah same.

Say Nothing posted:

Bobs.

Push El Burrito posted:

All hail the Uniboob!

purple death ray posted:

I think that is just what that haircut is called you weirdos.

Lobok posted:

Marvel Two-in-One

Rough Lobster posted:

Her entire chest is one single big tit. We've hit peak... something. Not sure what

Lobok posted:

None of us should be surprised that her cleavage has turned invisible.

Seventh Arrow posted:

Maybe she's just wearing a sports bra

_{(is that what sports bras even do?)}

Lurdiak posted:

From what I understand sports bras prevent men from staring at your bouncing tits when you jog.

There might be other advantages.

Jedit posted:

I'm told by women that jog-induced hyper-jiggling can be very painful.

FilthyImp posted:

Surprisingly a few pounds of semisolid mass providing it's own counter-rhythm during a run can be painful.

Synthbuttrange posted:

There's a scale of comic book boobs.

-Sensible boobs drawn usually by boob-havers
-Sensible boobs drawn by non boob-havers but with good reference and a grasp of anatomy
-boner-clouded ideas of what boobs look like
-what the gently caress's a boob

Synthbuttrange posted:

There's a scale of comic book boobs.

-Sensible boobs drawn usually by boob-havers
-Sensible boobs drawn by non boob-havers but with good reference and a grasp of anatomy
-boner-clouded ideas of what boobs look like
-what the gently caress's a boob

Nessus posted:

Keeping me from reading the tweets of Nazis? That's exactly what Hitler would do, if he was somehow anti-Nazi.

eschaton posted:

Well, he did kill Hitler.

papa_november posted:

perhaps the ultimate example of a culture warrior self-owning

Teach posted:

C'mon, round the joke out. He also killed the guy who killed Hitler, so...

Karate Bastard posted:

In a secluded corner of Braunau am Inn, at the turn of the century and well past bedtime, techronaut agent Bullet sits, armed to the teeth and by candlelight, teaching a small child lovingly and patiently to crayon within the lines.

Karate Bastard posted:

Hey thanks! Can't recall I ever read such a tweet, but I guess I got it from somewhere

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Imagine four children painting on the edge of a cliff. You throw the fourth child off the cliff. That child was Hitler.

Time works the same way.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

I'm one lucky murderous pedophile!

Screaming Idiot posted:

It's like Morally Inept fused with Aatrek over here.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

Aatrek isn't a dog so how would that work?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Have you not read The Shining?

DontMockMySmock posted:

7/11 was a part-time job

syscall girl posted:

It is so much more vile than the movie.

You get a two second shot of it orrrrr you get the entire sordid backstory.

Inescapable Duck posted:

It's like the internet.

Vladimir Poutine posted:

I gotta be scant on the details because reasons, but one regional health service in Australia hired a bunch of clinical librarians because someone mistook the "recommended dose" of 400mg on a jar of phenibut for 40,000mg and had to be hospitalised and none of the doctors could find a treatment protocol. Anyway, they phoned up a university health librarian who found it in minutes, and now they're trialling having a bunch of librarians who have clearances to be on the wards because in the age of mystery internet powders it's useful to have people around who know how to use Pubmed.

empty whippet box posted:

Let's see, the recommended dose is about ... *checks bottle*....38 pills. Yeah, that sounds right.

Rad Russian posted:

In the U.S. in most states even if you're not the real father and you don't show up for the court date to mother's claim, you will get automatic judgement for child support and then it's final and can't be reversed. Kinda messed up but that's how it is. Take the test and show up to court always. Although he was hosed by signing the birth certificate, I'm sure a lawyer could have sorted it out at that point as soon as she claimed child support if it wasn't really his. Too late for him though, it'll catch up soon enough and his new wife will be visiting him in prison.

Barudak posted:

Prison? No she'll be stuck tracking him down by following the breadcrumb trail of illegitimate children he leaves behind as he flees across the globe

LadyPictureShow posted:

2018 remake of Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego sounding pretty good so far.

Barudak posted:

Gumshoe, these are your clues for identifying where your deadbeat baby dady was most recently:

This illegitimate child enjoys the traditional dish of sambusak
She grew up enjoying the works of Abdul Hameed
She wears a shalwar kameez

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

She wasn't mad that I spent money, just that i spent it on, and I quote, "a loving cat emoji on that stupid internet club you're always cackling at".

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

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Farmdizzle posted:

I was wondering where the new gang tag came from.

Bicyclops posted:

Do you guys think people had these kind of arguments about the obvious twists in The Twilight Zone? "Sure, it says To Serve Man, but there's no way their language had the same idioms, so it couldn't possibly be a cookbook - she was just trying to get him scared before his long space flight, and there's nothing in the narrative to suggest otherwise."

cool startup feel posted:

chronicles of giardia

flakeloaf posted:

the prion, the itch and the microbe

Dick Trauma posted:

He should start with something smaller, like a barn...

Wheat Loaf posted:

It would be best if Tony got back to Earth and met Thor, who already had Mjolnir and exclaimed, "Well met, friend Iron Man! Thou hast found Thor's croquet mallet!"

FactsAreUseless posted:

Lmao at the idea of arguing with Guy Goodbody, a poster who only avoids being the biggest idiot on the website because Guy Mann still posts.

Olive! posted: