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Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Electric Phantasm posted:

Hm protesting seems to be good now. :thunk:


“A very few, as heroes, patriots, martyrs, reformers in the great sense, and men, serve the State with their consciences also, and so necessarily resist it for the most part; and they are commonly treated by it as enemies.”
― Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience and Other Essays

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VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Excellent "Land of Confusion" reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

Katt posted:

As long as it happens to someone else.

Addendum: as long as it happens to someone they hate. Muslims protesting against the Iranian government? A-OK
Muslims protesting against the Israeli government? Wild savages.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

VideoGameVet posted:

Excellent "Land of Confusion" reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq7FKO5DlV0

dear lord what did I just watch :stare:

I had no idea the video for this song was so friggin' weird

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

loquacius posted:

dear lord what did I just watch :stare:

I had no idea the video for this song was so friggin' weird

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting_Image

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

loquacius posted:

dear lord what did I just watch :stare:

I had no idea the video for this song was so friggin' weird

I remember when that was on MTV I would look forward to going to my grandparents house every Sunday because they had cable TV. I know Spitting Image was a British series but around they time they did a one-off network show about the Reagan administration and it was the first time as a kid I ever cared about politics.

Edit: Hah, of course it's all on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZLaDgE0V4

davebo fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jan 4, 2018

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

quote:

In April 2017, it was reported that US broadcaster HBO is set to revive the series in light of the presidency of Donald Trump. As of the report, no official confirmation or announcement was made.
Oh gosh. :pray:

TheDarkFlame
May 4, 2013

You tell me I didn't build that?

I'll have you know I worked my fingers to the bone to get where I am today.

These faces, god. What part of this says Steve Bannon? Bannon is a diseased wretch, a glut of grease and oil slowly seeping through the surface of its container. This face is just a generic dishevelled bank manager down on his luck. And Trump is equally terrible, it's only Trump because of the skin tone. Good to see Rall has retained his legendary caricature skills over the last year. What even is that sloppy Bannon face, it looks like he drew it in profile, hosed up the eye amd then bolted the second eye over the front of the forehead like a mutant growth.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

twerking on the railroad posted:

I too am unafraid of germs and will totally use toilet makeup on my own face.

Before or after you're drunk?

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

:tinfoil: posted:

My latest cartoon features a police lineup. At such an event, the eyewitness chooses a perpetrator. In this case they’re all guilty. Here is a list of the perps on display:

BARACK OBAMA
A fraud who was elected despite a stolen social security card and phony birth certificate, he became our most divisive president in history. He tried his best to destroy America in order to usher in globalism (socialism) as ordered by his Deep State masters. The Criminal in Chief allowed the Fast and Furious scandal under Eric Holder to take place, which led to murder. He gave Iran hundreds of millions of dollars, thus allowing better funding of their terrorism. He illegally spied on the Trump campaign. Obama rode rough shod over the Constitution daily.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.
--
HILLARY CLINTON
Her crimes are legion. A creature of the Deep State central banker complex, she’s well-versed in Alinsky tactics. She’s a sociopathic liar and cackling murderer. She had Gaddafi whacked, thus destabilizing that region. Her most recent crimes involve her private server on which she illegally kept classified email. She destroyed evidence, but always seems to be above the law. While Secretary State, she sold influence in a ‘pay for play’ scheme. Her Uranium One deal was a treasonous deal that put money in the Clinton Foundation coffers while allowing Russia to control 20 percent of our uranium reserves. That same Clinton Foundation cheated Haitian earthquake victims out of charity money. Her friend was arrested for smuggling kids out of Haiti as part of a child trafficking scheme. Satanism and pedophilia have become typical behavior among Deep State elites. Hillary destroyed evidence and promoted the big lie that Russia worked with President Trump to ‘hack’ the election. She helped fund what became the Russian ‘dossier’ on Trump, which was a complete fabrication designed to impeach the new president. Her behavior amounts to treason. Investigate and liquidate the Clinton Foundation.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo. Investigate and liquidate the ClintonFoundation.
--
HUMA ABEDIN
Hillary’s best buddy and wife of convicted pedophile, Anthony Weiner. Hillary’s confidential email ended up getting copied to Huma’s laptop, to which Weiner had access. She’s likely a spy for the Saudis and/or the Muslim Brotherhood. She uploaded government passwords to Yahoo, where they were promptly hacked.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.
--
JOHN PODESTA
Wikileaks revealed his email which contained codewords for pedophilia. A ‘sprit cooking’ advocate and possibly the son of Dr. Josef Mengele, Podesta and his brother Tony are friends with the Satanist, Marina Abramovic. John Podesta recommended drastic action to stop the DNC leaks. Seth Rich was murdered shortly thereafter.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.
--
LORETTA LYNCH
The former Obama Attorney General met with Bill Clinton on an airport tarmac to discuss getting Hillary off the hook for her crimes. Lynch recommended to Comey that the Hillary investigation be called a ‘matter’ instead. Comey subsequently let Hillary off, saying she had ‘no intent.’ Lynch must have known that making law enforcement decisions to favor one candidate over another is criminal misconduct.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.
--
JAMES COMEY
The very tall FBI director made secret deals with Hillary and allowed her to destroy evidence. His investigation into Hillary was a sham. He leaked classified information in order to undermine President Trump. He’s another example of the politicization and corruption of law enforcement officials.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.
--
GEORGE SOROS
The leftist billionaire donated hefty sums to Hillary’s campaign and to the Clinton Foundation. He also donated big money to anti-Trump protest organizations. Some organizations he funds also incite riots and murder. In other words, he funds anti-American groups and terrorists.

Recommendation: Arrest and confiscation of his fortune.
--
JOHN MCCAIN
The hot-headed (and cancer-headed) senator from Arizona is already a war criminal, so it’s no surprise to hear about his ties to ISIS terrorists. He doesn’t stop at mere sedition, however. A year ago, McCain handed off the bundle of lies known as the ‘Trump Russian Dossier’ over to James Comey, so that the former FBI chief might start an investigation that would lead to President Trump’s impeachment. McCain engaged in treason.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.
--
BILL CLINTON
The former president and Sexual Assaulter in Chief received $500,000 from Russia for a speech. It was really compensation from the Uranium One deal. Bill also received gifts including one million dollars from Qatar. The Clintons are grifters and whores who have always been all-too willing to sell out their country for a buck. Their money laundering outfit known as the Clinton Foundation raked in billions of dollars from influence peddling, while masquerading as a charity organization. Haitian earthquake victims only saw a drop of the money earmarked for them via the Clinton Foundation. Bill made 26 trips aboard his billionaire friend Jeffery Epstein’s ‘Lolita Express’ to ‘Orgy Island.’ Clinton has a long past of sexual harassment and abuse of women, starting when he was governor of Arkansas.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.
--
DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ
New evidence has come out that she may have ordered the murder of DNC staffer Seth Rich, who leaked DNC corruption news to Wikileaks. Responsible for hiring and vastly overpaying her IT aide, Imran Awan, who transferred massive data from a House server to Pakistan. Threatened police not to look at evidence on a missing laptop that they had secured. Schultz made sure primaries were rigged in favor of Hillary.

Recommendation: Arrest and jail at Guantanamo.

Let’s hope President Trump has ordered the preparation of a great many jail cells at Guantanamo. They’ll be needed!

—Ben Garrison

hoo boy

Great Metal Jesus
Jun 11, 2007

Got no use for psychiatry
I can talk to the voices
in my head for free
Mood swings like an axe
Into those around me
My tongue is a double agent
Accusing the entire lineup of committing the crime. Not something a crazy person would do, no sir.

D.N. Nation
Feb 1, 2012

BIRF CERTIFCT bleating in 2018. drat.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

D.N. Nation posted:

BIRF CERTIFCT bleating in 2018. drat.

Not to mention Seth Rich, Pizzagate, "spirit cooking," and more.

At least Garrison isn't outright calling for their execution. Yet.

Jay Rust
Sep 27, 2011

Recommendation: Death by guillotine.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

davebo posted:

Edit: Hah, of course it's all on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIZLaDgE0V4
pyf Spitting Image

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeDk6ZeGNnU

this is the correct answer at every single point even though they had a few other good ones

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

quote:

He tried his best to destroy America in order to usher in globalism (socialism)

:psyduck:

Faustian Bargain
Apr 12, 2014


How close is Garrison to drinking gorilla jizz?

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Garrison is just clinging to any conspiracy he can now. Even the whole "Hillary and Huma are secret lesbians" thing: look at their hands.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Pants Donkey posted:

Garrison is just clinging to any conspiracy he can now. Even the whole "Hillary and Huma are secret lesbians" thing: look at their hands.

He's been on that one since early in the 2016 campaign.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013
This is what somebody would write if they were trying to mock republicans. Garrison is a false flag of the deep state, SAD!

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.


Oh Garrison, what's wrong? America not being made great again? Trump tripping over his own gunt with every step he takes?

I do wonder what he's gonna say about Bannon now, tho.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Trogdos! posted:

The hot-headed (and cancer-headed)

:staredog:

Poor Garrison, his brain seems to have snapped :'(

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
Huh, I didn't know that Debbie Wasserman Schultz was related to ET

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

TheDarkFlame posted:

Good to see Rall has retained his legendary caricature skills over the last year.

Made me go looking for his classic Dubya caricature, because why not.



Ted Rall, Super Genius

MelvinBison
Nov 17, 2012

"Is this the ideal world that you envisioned?"
"I guess you could say that."

Pillbug

Luxury Tent Carpet posted:

:staredog:

Poor Garrison, his brain seems to have snapped :'(
I just caught that. Holy poo poo, that's vile.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

These are all hilarious and awful but:

"Wikileaks revealed his email which contained codewords for pedophilia. A ‘sprit cooking’ advocate and possibly the son of Dr. Josef Mengele, Podesta and his brother Tony are friends with the Satanist, Marina Abramovic. John Podesta recommended drastic action to stop the DNC leaks. Seth Rich was murdered shortly thereafter."

Tons of crazy conspiracy poo poo, but I never once heard the Mengele angle. So I googled that (big mistake) - apparently there's a conspiracy theory that Mengele was employed by the US to rape a bunch of kids after the war for MKULTRA research and Podesta is one of the children born of this? What in the flying gently caress?

That also led me to the theory that Podesta's son was the lead singer of Linkin Park and Podesta sacrificed him. So definitely some solid reporting going on here.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

D.N. Nation posted:

BIRF CERTIFCT bleating in 2018. drat.

Since his father was a US citizen. Does it even matter where Obama was born?

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Discendo Vox posted:

What you can also do is join me in reporting their tweets.

A good plan, it's what I do.

fool of sound
Oct 10, 2012

A Fancy Hat posted:

Tons of crazy conspiracy poo poo, but I never once heard the Mengele angle. So I googled that (big mistake) - apparently there's a conspiracy theory that Mengele was employed by the US to rape a bunch of kids after the war for MKULTRA research and Podesta is one of the children born of this? What in the flying gently caress?

:psyduck:

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

Katt posted:

Since his father was a US citizen. Does it even matter where Obama was born?

His mom was the citizen, not his dad. But besides that:

:shrug:

probably not but without a supreme court case it's all speculation

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

A Fancy Hat posted:

These are all hilarious and awful but:

Podesta-Mengele thing was new to me too. Just how brokebrained do you have to be to sincerely believe this stuff.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Faustian Bargain posted:

How close is Garrison to drinking gorilla jizz?

I don't know. How close is Trump to being a gorilla?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Does it seem really incongruous to anyone else that, as part of the process of making a cartoon claiming John Podesta is the experimental-rape-child of Josef Mengele, Garrison would look up the correct, accurate heights of every person depicted to make sure they're all as tall or short as they should be relative to each other

AVeryLargeRadish
Aug 19, 2011

I LITERALLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO NOT BE A WEIRD SEXUAL CREEP ABOUT PREPUBESCENT ANIME GIRLS, READ ALL ABOUT IT HERE!!!

loquacius posted:

Does it seem really incongruous to anyone else that, as part of the process of making a cartoon claiming John Podesta is the experimental-rape-child of Josef Mengele, Garrison would look up the correct, accurate heights of every person depicted to make sure they're all as tall or short as they should be relative to each other

Nah, seems in line with an obsessive personality and Garrison is definitely obsessive.

Luxury Tent Carpet
Feb 13, 2005

I hunted the Orphan of Kos and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

loquacius posted:

Does it seem really incongruous to anyone else that, as part of the process of making a cartoon claiming John Podesta is the experimental-rape-child of Josef Mengele, Garrison would look up the correct, accurate heights of every person depicted to make sure they're all as tall or short as they should be relative to each other

gotta get the details right or he might look stupid!

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Look man, Garrison already knows all of these conspiracy theories like the back of his hand, you can't expect him to remember heights perfectly.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008



"I, too, think US Citizens and my political opponents should be sent to GITMO," a stable, non-ill person.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Peter Schrank on the size of Trump's nuclear button – Donald Trump has taken to Twitter to taunt North Korea’s leader, Kim Jong-un, about the size of his nuclear arsenal"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Flood warnings across the UK as Storm Eleanor departs

Evening Standard:

Trump lawyers try to halt book's release as White House fights to contain firestorm

Mail:
Mac on... the NHS crisis

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
It doesn't matter how many times you say Obama was born in Hawaii. Birthers won't believe it. Even showing them his birth certificate won't change it either, they'll just think it's part of a greater conspiracy.

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loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Nick Soapdish posted:

"I, too, think US Citizens and my political opponents should be sent to GITMO," a stable, non-ill person.

The charge was that Gitmo is basically a gulag where foreign opponents of the current regime can be sent to be forgotten forever; Garrison appears to have taken that charge and run with it to the extent that he's calling for domestic opponents of the current regime to be sent there too. Remember, though, he's not a fascist. He hates fascists of all sides.

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