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I want to create a Kickstarter where donators will decide whether my new podcast/YouTube channel will be about feminism, or about men's rights. I just want money, and can spew whatever ideology people giving me money want. I also do not intend delivering on my promises.
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His logo is just a gun pointed straight at you.
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Yeager got people killed in Iraq because he can't drive a stick shift. He's also famous for demanding duels to the death for making fun of him online. 
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gschmidl posted:https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/jamesyeager/yeagertube  no homo
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Awful Kickstarters: High Five, I have only done ONE since the movie Top Gun totally ruined them
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Prop Wash posted:Actually just a militia lunatic! From his last kickstarter: I guess that’s the modern day equivalent of ‘I was an amateur boxer so I have register my fists as lethal weapons with the local police department’
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I need some help finding proof of an old kickstarter or indiegogo, one that was mercifully canceled. I don't remember the name, or how long ago the kickstarter was. It was a sex toy and it looked laughably ill-conceived from design to presentation. A penis would go into a silicon sheath and mechanical rollers would push down on the genitals thru the sheath. No way that could go wrong. It also had handlebars for some reason. Maybe for ease of transport, maybe so the device could be used by the guy while standing up. I'd guess the whole contraption would have weighed quite a lot at that stage. Does anyone remember anything about it?
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RandomPauI posted:I need some help finding proof of an old kickstarter or indiegogo, one that was mercifully canceled. I don't remember the name, or how long ago the kickstarter was. Sounds like one of several "blowjob machine" kickstarters. They were all pretty much the same. They sponsored a bunch of videos on Pornhub and I remember seeing Jynx Maze demonstrating one on a guy, so if you search, the videos might still be up. Also, anyone else remember OffBeatr? That was a great idea, a Kickstarter for adult products. Crowdfunded My Little Pony Porn for everyone!
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If it helps any, the one I remember was a blue plastic ham-shaped device with handlebars. Edit: That is the most memorable thing, a gently caress ham you had to hold up because if you let it go at the wrong time it could break your penis.
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RandomPauI posted:I need some help finding proof of an old kickstarter or indiegogo, one that was mercifully canceled. I don't remember the name, or how long ago the kickstarter was. Oh, it's the opposite of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbhatkcMglQ
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evobatman posted:Also, anyone else remember OffBeatr? That was a great idea, a Kickstarter for adult products. Crowdfunded My Little Pony Porn for everyone! Crowdfunding is kind of weird about adult stuff because its technically against the rules on all the big sites but at the same time almost all of the biggest Patreons are for porn, so basically they're happy to take peoples' money but won't actually own up to it and are happy to throw people under the bus the bus the second any negative attention or controversy pops up. I mean, Amazon sells sex toys and Target puts vibrating cockrings an aisle away from children's toothbrushes and nobody really gives a poo poo. If you're gonna profit on it them just own up to it instead of doing this charade.
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Not sure how often videos like this come up in this thread, but this guy makes videos about successful Kickstarter campaigns for games that never come to fruition or are just otherwise disastrous. This is the first video he's done where I actually backed 2 of the projects he's talking about, and it made me incredibly sad. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0zEgnFFzc
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Guy Mann posted:Target puts vibrating cockrings an aisle away from children's toothbrushes 
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Guy Mann posted:Target puts vibrating cockrings an aisle away from children's toothbrushes If you combine them you've made your own lo-budget electric toothbrush! Edit: oh poo poo I just had an AMAZING idea for a Kickstarter project
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Guy Mann posted:Target puts vibrating cockrings an aisle away from children's toothbrushes e: ^^^ damnit
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RandomPauI posted:If it helps any, the one I remember was a blue plastic ham-shaped device with handlebars. Why friend you're thinking of the  VirtuaDolls Controller, the controller you can gently caress!
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Looks like the blowjob machine was the Autoblow 2. https://www.pornhub.com/channels/autoblow22/videos?o=ra
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I back a lot of games and stumbled across this one today and hoooo boy... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/726192505/keep-america-great?ref=discovery
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Also this is about to fund, m'goonsirs https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1513150649/how-to-date-a-magical-girl-interactive-dating-sim?ref=nav_search&result=project&term=dating
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13Pandora13 posted:I back a lot of games and stumbled across this one today and hoooo boy... https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/726192505/keep-america-great?ref=discovery The stretch goals are a bingo card. 
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Guy Mann posted:Crowdfunding is kind of weird about adult stuff because its technically against the rules on all the big sites but at the same time almost all of the biggest Patreons are for porn, so basically they're happy to take peoples' money but won't actually own up to it and are happy to throw people under the bus the bus the second any negative attention or controversy pops up. It's because the vast majority of online payment processors are really drat squeamish when it comes to adult content, for some stupid reason. And if you're not big enough to tell them to go gently caress themselves (like Amazon is) then it's easier to just "not allow" the stuff, but only take action when it's explicitly pointed out to you.
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senrath posted:It's because the vast majority of online payment processors are really drat squeamish when it comes to adult content, for some stupid reason. And if you're not big enough to tell them to go gently caress themselves (like Amazon is) then it's easier to just "not allow" the stuff, but only take action when it's explicitly pointed out to you. Ain't really stupid, the payment processor could be liable for Investigation and poo poo in a lot of backwards jurisdictions. And even though they'd near certainly win in court, that's a lot of unnecessary costs if you can get away just saying "no porn" instead.
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Chekans 3 16 posted:Why friend you're thinking of the It's even more ridiculous than I remembered. Thanks! Edit: Here's video of people watching the now offline trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MifZVt5A8-M RandomPauI has a new favorite as of 07:44 on Jan 3, 2018 |
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fishmech posted:Ain't really stupid, the payment processor could be liable for Investigation and poo poo in a lot of backwards jurisdictions. And even though they'd near certainly win in court, that's a lot of unnecessary costs if you can get away just saying "no porn" instead. Fair enough.
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RandomPauI posted:I need some help finding proof of an old kickstarter or indiegogo, one that was mercifully canceled. I don't remember the name, or how long ago the kickstarter was. This?
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senrath posted:It's because the vast majority of online payment processors are really drat squeamish when it comes to adult content, for some stupid reason. And if you're not big enough to tell them to go gently caress themselves (like Amazon is) then it's easier to just "not allow" the stuff, but only take action when it's explicitly pointed out to you. Are you sure about that? I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that porn websites were among the first to develop secure credit card payments and subscriptions.
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Rapulum_Dei posted:Are you sure about that? I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that porn websites were among the first to develop secure credit card payments and subscriptions. I know that PayPal not only doesn't allow transactions for adult material but will outright ban people from the service if they do and even had (has?) a honeypot set up where you can choose adult entertainment as one of the categories for your transaction...which immediately kicks you out and flags your account.
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Rapulum_Dei posted:Are you sure about that? I’m pretty sure I read somewhere that porn websites were among the first to develop secure credit card payments and subscriptions. Yup. Most payment processors classify adult products as "high risk" and will refuse to work with people who deal in them. From what I understand this also means that the terms you can get with the ones that will allow adult business are a lot shittier than "normal" accounts.
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I'm afraid not, the proper fuckham was already found by Chekans 3 16 Chekans 3 16 posted:Why friend you're thinking of the
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The RokBlok is like the quintessential awful tech gadget KickStarter product: take a gadget that has existed for half a century already, make it worse in almost every way, and still inexplicably make almost a million dollars between gullible crowdfunding patrons and television venture capitalists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPIJVdQkb1Q For well below the $100 price tag of the RokBlok you could get a portable record player with Bluetooth that actually works and doesn't destroy your records but, I dunno, when was the last time you saw one of those on Shark Tank? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdTkL_hqTww
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Guy Mann posted:The RokBlok is like the quintessential awful tech gadget KickStarter product: take a gadget that has existed for half a century already, make it worse in almost every way, and still inexplicably make almost a million dollars between gullible crowdfunding patrons and television venture capitalists. Amazing how much worse it sounds than the item it's knocking off. If someone was going to make a gimmick "turntable" where the record stays stationary, they should do something like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOuxU6OEHWU&t=360s Then you could solve the speed issue, the tracking force issue, and the tracking issue. It would only sit on the label and could even have a remote to lower and raise the cartridge. Done properly and it wouldn't damage records any more than a standard turntable. And it would still be gimmicky enough to sell to idiots. wa27 has a new favorite as of 03:36 on Jan 5, 2018 |
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It's incredibly senseless because half the fun of a record player is dicking around with the wand and the turntable.
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Guy Mann posted:For well below the $100 price tag of the RokBlok you could get a portable record player with Bluetooth that actually works and doesn't destroy your records but, I dunno, when was the last time you saw one of those on Shark Tank? I love the little comment fight. gently caress yeah I'd dump it and take that loving deal quick smart before they figure it out. wa27 posted:Amazing how much worse it sounds than the item it's knocking off.
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senrath posted:Yup. Most payment processors classify adult products as "high risk" and will refuse to work with people who deal in them. From what I understand this also means that the terms you can get with the ones that will allow adult business are a lot shittier than "normal" accounts. https://www.cardpaymentoptions.com/credit-card-processing/adult-credit-card-processing-services/ welp that's not Edit.
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wa27 posted:Amazing how much worse it sounds than the item it's knocking off. A follow-up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYjDXgPDU94
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Good lord it's even funnier when it's playing a song you actually know so you can appreciate every tinny warble. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYjDXgPDU94&t=194s
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