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mods change my name posted:Regimental birthday officer!!
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Jan 6, 2018 05:12
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Does going to california for a month mean you're going to the field at some stupid army training center where you're going to get stuck doing horribly mundane poo poo and bitch in here a bunch?
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Jan 6, 2018 05:14
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Yeah but how far out can I be doing ACAP stuff? I already did my initial acap counseling. So from what I know of the next year it will be fairly easy for me because it will be squad focused and there isn’t even a concrete Yakima planned. If that’s the case then I want to stay in long enough to make captain. I’m still weighing getting out and going straight to work or going to grad school. Fairly certainly an office job at Amazon HQ is almost guaranteed because of how many people I know that work there. If back to back Yakima’s and NTC bullshit start up that’s when I want to start getting out, June this year is when my commitment is up. Mustang fucked around with this message at 05:25 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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Jan 6, 2018 05:15
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Eh sort of, I’ll be an OC for our sister Brigade
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Jan 6, 2018 05:16
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Unless something has changed recently, you can start ACAP a year out.
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Jan 6, 2018 05:22
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Do you feel like you've been able to be all you could be?
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Jan 6, 2018 05:23
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Hey mustang when someone thanks you for your service remember in the back of your mind how much of it was a complete waste of time and taxpayer dollars that could otherwise be changing the lives of untold people but hey military fetishism am i right??
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Jan 6, 2018 05:29
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Mustang truly is an army of one.
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Jan 6, 2018 05:31
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I don’t feel like I’ve done much of anything so I can’t imagine a worst person to thank for their service Super awkward. Especially when it’s like some 95 year old World War 2 vet
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Jan 6, 2018 05:34
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Yeah really 2, nam and korea dudes all are like lol nah dont thank me. But honestly im sure most of the nam guys are completely fake
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Jan 6, 2018 05:36
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I mean like the ones in the hats walking around bragging
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Jan 6, 2018 05:37
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I just tell people I got paid a lot of money to travel around the world and get drunk.
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Jan 6, 2018 05:37
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Naked Bear posted:Unless something has changed recently, you can start ACAP a year out. 1 year is (supposed to be) the minimum but you can start it earlier than that, up to 18 months or something
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Jan 6, 2018 06:05
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hypnophant posted:1 year is (supposed to be) the minimum but you can start it earlier than that, up to 18 months or something It's 24 months now. Mustang posted:I don’t feel like I’ve done much of anything so I can’t imagine a worst person to thank for their service Every time someone thanks me for my service I have to bite my tongue to keep from saying I only joined up because I didn't want to get a real job.
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Triggs posted:Has anybody had the conversation where you need to tell your chain of command that you're getting out and give zero fucks about deploying? We had a guy who was getting out go with us to JRTC. He sat on his cot all day and didn’t do poo poo. When we got back he extended for the deployment because “gently caress that JRTC bullshit.”
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Jan 6, 2018 13:44
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Don’t worry Trump will fling a nuke at the DPRK right after the Winter Olympics and start WWIII. Units from Fort Lewis will be the first conventional forces to go and Mustang will be stop lossed. All the NTC rotations will not be for naught as his skin blisters and falls off as he fights house to house in Pyongyang. Thank you for your service.
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Jan 6, 2018 15:33
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Vahakyla posted:Who could’ve thought this could happen. Protection is for losers. I know man im a 30 year old divorced (twice) ex army baby sitter of idiots but I just hosed up here, i admit it. It was -10 outside the condoms were in my car and the pussy was so soft and smelled fine so I did it. I dug in that rear end after taking 40 mg of viagra (wanted to make a solid impression) but gently caress man I hate doing dumb poo poo. I deserve whatever is coming. gently caress. Im not even making this up is the sad thing. all apologies fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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all apologies posted:I know man im a 30 year old divorced (twice) ex army baby sitter of idiots but I just hosed up here, i admit it. It was -10 outside the condoms were in my car and the pussy was so soft and smelled fine so I did it. I dug in that rear end after taking 40 mg of viagra (wanted to make a solid impression) but gently caress man I hate doing dumb poo poo. I deserve whatever is coming. The most enlisted of all
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Mustang posted:Yeah but how far out can I be doing ACAP stuff? I already did my initial acap counseling. I was going 9 months out and am happy I did. Seeing the kids running around having heart attacks all hosed up waiting made no sense. I think its rule at most places you should start early if CoC has issues.
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Jan 6, 2018 17:09
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boop the snoot posted:The most enlisted of all I know right man it makes me cringe dude. But im the 6'5 goofy boy from highschool, I go home, im a strapping loving stud who is back on the market now to all these people in my small town, especially the broke women...and everyone else around where I grew up are loving losers. She wanted the alpha dick. This alpha got lazy and didnt want to go grab the rubber because her sister and boyfriend were in the kitchen. And I wasnt saying no. Man I ate that pussy too I dont care ill admit it. LOL, I did some pv2 poo poo. Jesus im going to scrape my tongue like Ace Ventura after finding out the kicker was a dude in the one movie he did
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Jan 6, 2018 17:11
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I'm in the same brigade as him, and my battalion makes you start SLFTAP a year out.
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Jan 6, 2018 17:13
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Should have thrown the icicle condom on and tell her to think about Edward Cullen from Twilight
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all apologies posted:I know right man it makes me cringe dude. But im the 6'5 goofy boy from highschool, I go home, im a strapping loving stud who is back on the market now to all these people in my small town, especially the broke women...and everyone else around where I grew up are loving losers. She wanted the alpha dick. This alpha got lazy and didnt want to go grab the rubber because her sister and boyfriend were in the kitchen. And I wasnt saying no. Man I ate that pussy too lmfao
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all apologies posted:I know right man it makes me cringe dude. But im the 6'5 goofy boy from highschool, I go home, im a strapping loving stud who is back on the market now to all these people in my small town, especially the broke women...and everyone else around where I grew up are loving losers. She wanted the alpha dick. This alpha got lazy and didnt want to go grab the rubber because her sister and boyfriend were in the kitchen. And I wasnt saying no. Man I ate that pussy too i'm quoting this again because i think it is the best post in the army thread history
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Jan 6, 2018 17:25
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To be honest, I am actually surprised that story isn't coming from you Cole. All it needs is a single mom with her 13 year old son hanging around outside the room instead.
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Jan 6, 2018 17:45
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Another argument for combining the army thread and the idiot thread.
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Delizin posted:To be honest, I am actually surprised that story isn't coming from you Cole. All it needs is a single mom with her 13 year old son hanging around outside the room instead. Wait cole did this?
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Lmao
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Delizin posted:To be honest, I am actually surprised that story isn't coming from you Cole. All it needs is a single mom with her 13 year old son hanging around outside the room instead. That’s why I like it so much. The best stories are relatable.
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all apologies posted:I know right man it makes me cringe dude. But im the 6'5 goofy boy from highschool, I go home, im a strapping loving stud who is back on the market now to all these people in my small town, especially the broke women...and everyone else around where I grew up are loving losers. She wanted the alpha dick. This alpha got lazy and didnt want to go grab the rubber because her sister and boyfriend were in the kitchen. And I wasnt saying no. Man I ate that pussy too beat the pussy up beat the pussy up like bam bam bam bam bam bitch why my dick on fuego!?!?!?
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lmao at alpha dick.
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Delizin posted:To be honest, I am actually surprised that story isn't coming from you Cole. All it needs is a single mom with her 13 year old son hanging around outside the room instead. She had a 9 and 6 year old in bed man, in another room. So I timed the pill right but the whole time I had to fart. It sucked. I couldnt deal with it and I was holding a fart in. The viagra helped me stay and deliver right for like an hour or so but still this was the worst night of my life worse than worrying about failing a piss test now. I cant believe I ate that pussy I have a mark on my tongue but I think its from eating too many sunflower seeds man. I loving hope thats what its from. The hosed up thing is she likes me....a lot. But im not superman. I wish I could take a picture of her rear end its a pawg style rear end i had that motherfucker on my mouth. all apologies fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Jan 6, 2018 |
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Jan 6, 2018 19:05
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I think you should marry her and treat her very nice
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Jan 6, 2018 19:21
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If we are going for peak enlisted.txt then we have to have the police involved prior to the marriage.
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I'm delta dick.
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mods change my name posted:I think you should marry her and treat her very nice Well, I knew her in highschool (graduated in 06) and i got divorced a year ago so the skeezers are all over me....I live about 5 hours away. She has kids, i have money. the government poo poo for life. But she doesnt care about money hell she paid for everything last weekend. not marrying her you dont turn hoes into housewives that poo poo isnt worth it
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Jan 6, 2018 23:55
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Vahakyla posted:I'm delta dick. You’re airborne. You ain’t delta.
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all apologies posted:Well, I knew her in highschool (graduated in 06) and i got divorced a year ago so the skeezers are all over me....I live about 5 hours away. She has kids, i have money. the government poo poo for life. But she doesnt care about money hell she paid for everything last weekend. Do it marry her you pussy bitch!!
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mods change my name posted:Do it marry her you pussy bitch!! Incoming mod challenge ITT
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