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MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

You broke the hood struts because you were pissed at your ex-wife and not paying attention, or you broke the hood struts, and then your wonderful children arrived and you realized how good life was?

There are two different stories here, and I can’t figure out which one is happening.

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everdave
Nov 14, 2005

MrYenko posted:

You broke the hood struts because you were pissed at your ex-wife and not paying attention, or you broke the hood struts, and then your wonderful children arrived and you realized how good life was?

There are two different stories here, and I can’t figure out which one is happening.

I think it was the brand new car pulling up that I had to give away and she is supposed to have them u til Monday or Tuesday. It was total stupidity on my part. Super happy to be home with kids.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

everdave posted:

I don’t know why I’m posting this but my ex wife just dropped the kids off after 2 days after me having them 5. Which I will gladly take my kids any time no questions. But I was ball deep working on my wagon and I just hosed two brand new hood struts because I was so frustrated. No point in posting this except to vent.

Kids can replace hood struts. They got tiny little fingers for the clamps.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Kids can replace hood struts. They got tiny little fingers for the clamps.

Or you can keep them under the hood and force them to hold the hood up with their tiny little hands when you need underhood access.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher
45.6C road temperature when I finished on the bike at 10:30am. Air temp close to 38C. Yuuuuuuuup this is gonna be a blast furnace day.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Seat Safety Switch posted:

Kids can replace hood struts. They got tiny little fingers for the clamps.

Indeed

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

45.6C road temperature when I finished on the bike at 10:30am. Air temp close to 38C. Yuuuuuuuup this is gonna be a blast furnace day.

And here i was outside sweating at +3*C

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





everdave posted:

I am guessing you are like me and this setback doesn’t affect your life except this being so lovely. I would die before I ever ripped anyone off is what I guess I don’t u derstand the most.

Absolutely. It's more about the no-longer existing friendship because of it. I mean even if I was somehow able to completely forget it happened, the fact that they actively avoided contact with me even after I told them multiple times after they hadn't paid in over a year, that I just wanted them to communicate with me and let me know what the gently caress was going on. I miss playing darts with them several nights per week.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

45.6C road temperature when I finished on the bike at 10:30am. Air temp close to 38C. Yuuuuuuuup this is gonna be a blast furnace day.

It’s stinking hot even up the hill. I can’t imagine what Penrith would be like today. Even more hell on earth than usual

I was going to remove the head unit from the girlfriends car tonight to see how bad the PO fuckery is but I’m thinking it can wait…

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

slothrop posted:

It’s stinking hot even up the hill. I can’t imagine what Penrith would be like today. Even more hell on earth than usual

I was going to remove the head unit from the girlfriends car tonight to see how bad the PO fuckery is but I’m thinking it can wait…

Im in Penrith right now annnd... hell on earth is accurate.

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

Rhyno posted:

Um, I'm 25 minutes from Kendallville (meth meth meth meth) on the NW side of Fort Wayne.

Ah, pretty close then. I work in Elkhart county (meth meth meth meth) and a friend of mine used to commute from Hendallville.

Elmnt80
Dec 30, 2012


I had 2 friends stay with me for almost a year on and off. At the end they stole $2k in cash from me over the course of a month when I was asleep, then when I confronted them, they broke in and stole another $8k in electronics and jewlery. Both went to jail for it, one was beaten until he lost sight in one eye and was raped repeatedly. He asked me how I felt knowing that when I ran into him a couple years back. He didn't like my answer of "nothing at all". gently caress people who betray your trust like that.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Cop Porn Popper posted:

I had 2 friends stay with me for almost a year on and off. At the end they stole $2k in cash from me over the course of a month when I was asleep, then when I confronted them, they broke in and stole another $8k in electronics and jewlery. Both went to jail for it, one was beaten until he lost sight in one eye and was raped repeatedly. He asked me how I felt knowing that when I ran into him a couple years back. He didn't like my answer of "nothing at all". gently caress people who betray your trust like that.

:drat:

i mean what was he expecting you to say? don't steal and especially dont steal from friends

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Oh no, not Jerry Van Dyke :(

Don't worry, he didn't molest anybody, he's just dead.

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Cop Porn Popper posted:

I had 2 friends stay with me for almost a year on and off. At the end they stole $2k in cash from me over the course of a month when I was asleep, then when I confronted them, they broke in and stole another $8k in electronics and jewlery. Both went to jail for it, one was beaten until he lost sight in one eye and was raped repeatedly. He asked me how I felt knowing that when I ran into him a couple years back. He didn't like my answer of "nothing at all". gently caress people who betray your trust like that.

What a scumbag, steals from you and then asks you how you feel about him getting punished for it. People are assholes.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

CornHolio posted:

hahahahaha oh no, got an E-mail on that Jeep:


What is the likelihood that the bottom is rusted so bad that the seat bolts have pulled through entirely?

That's pretty normal for an XJ. poo poo, I'd buy it at that price. The weldknuts that hold the seat down just rust out and pull through. My old one's driver seat was held up by a couple milk crates behind it.

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug

everdave posted:

I feel the same. I hear a friend needs an alternator I’m at their house putting an alternator in (that they bought) because why have them spend $300 extra when I can do it in an hour? I only have really 2 friends out of dozens if not 100+ I could count on if I needed something (which I try to pride myself on never needing anything from anyone).

Oh yes, this. If I have the time, I don't mind at all helping people with work or advice, especially if it saves them a bundle. I just about fell off my chair when a former co-worker told me what he paid to have his winters/summers put on. We did it in the work parking lot in half an hour, he saved half a day's pay.

Same thing with borrowing tools. Make sure I get it back the way you got it in a timely manner, and my toolbox is your toolbox.

Ferremit
Sep 14, 2007
if I haven't posted about MY LANDCRUISER yet, check my bullbars for kangaroo prints

Hell, our neighbour is currently in the process of upgrading his water storage from above ground poly tanks to in ground concrete tanks (gain more storage and you get a 4mx 8m area of your yard back too!) and hes stuck between getting rid of the poly tanks and waiting for the concretes to be installed. We depend on rainwater for anything inside the house, so he would have been stuck with no water, so we simply told him to fill our two tanks to capacity with whatever was in his tank, and we're running a hose between our house and his house feeding water to them. Dont expect anything in return, but he chucked 20L of diesel he had left over from the excavator hire my way the other day to say thanks.

Its amazing how many people are gobsmacked that we would help out a neighbour this way tho. And Its slightly backfired on him, he's now gotta buy a new water pump. Theres nothing wrong with his old pump, its just we've got the biggest single phase, non vertical shaft Grundfos pump on our house so the shower blasts out at 5 bar, and his wife has suddenly discovered what showers with real water pressure is like!

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
Taking the maximum dose of cipro to make my oversized bollock chill out has utterly sideswiped me to the point walking to the shops wrecks me for a day. Sucks, but seems to be making a difference now so hopefully the port engine will stay in place. Missing work is gonna add to a backlog of stuff but, poo poo happens.

Felt well enough this morning to at least go put the recharged but pretty much hosed battery back into the a4 with the help of my son, who did everything but the heavy lifting, and then we checked/topped up all the fluids and checked the air filter and belts out a bit. He's got an assesment to look into asd traits next month and it was really nice to see him hyperfocus so happily on something, he was so satisfied and happy when it was done and working as expected I was wiping back a tear or two.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.
"I really enjoy feeding larger speaker cabling through standard door wiring boots" said no one ever.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Dear friends:

STOP CATCHING THE HIVVY, DAMNIT.

Sincerely,

IANAB/STR/YGH/whatever the gently caress my name is this year

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Cop Porn Popper posted:

I had 2 friends stay with me for almost a year on and off. At the end they stole $2k in cash from me over the course of a month when I was asleep, then when I confronted them, they broke in and stole another $8k in electronics and jewlery. Both went to jail for it, one was beaten until he lost sight in one eye and was raped repeatedly. He asked me how I felt knowing that when I ran into him a couple years back. He didn't like my answer of "nothing at all". gently caress people who betray your trust like that.

It's never their own fault, is it?

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

Dear friends:

STOP CATCHING THE HIVVY, DAMNIT.

Sincerely,

IANAB/STR/YGH/whatever the gently caress my name is this year

poo poo, another one? Harsh.

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Wait, corn porn lives in Saudi Arabia?

Mr-Spain
Aug 27, 2003

Bullshit... you can be mine.
Don't want to debbie down the thread but my wife's grandma is in hospice for pancratic cancer and has not woken up this morning. Thankfully they got to all talk to her yesterday. She was a sweet woman that lived a very good life and had lots of family. Looks like we'll be heading to chicago soon.

Turbo Fondant
Oct 25, 2010

InitialDave posted:

my mate got me a bottle of Old Forester

Nose of coolant vapour, earthy and rustic character with wet dog hanging out in the back and a rod bearing failure finish.

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Shrugs Not Drugs posted:

Nose of coolant vapour, earthy and rustic character with wet dog hanging out in the back and a rod bearing failure finish.
Well, it did come after "subtle hint of LIM gasket failure":

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011
Oh man I found a bottle of Longmorn 16 after a few months of searching. It's awesome. I cut my alcohol intake waaaaay back, so this should last quite a while.

ilkhan
Oct 7, 2004

I LOVE Musk and his pro-first-amendment ways. X is the future.

Mr-Spain posted:

Don't want to debbie down the thread but my wife's grandma is in hospice for pancratic cancer and has not woken up this morning. Thankfully they got to all talk to her yesterday. She was a sweet woman that lived a very good life and had lots of family. Looks like we'll be heading to chicago soon.
Her granddaughter was old enough to get married, so she had a good long life.

Sorry for your impending loss.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

the spyder posted:

Oh man I found a bottle of Longmorn 16 after a few months of searching. It's awesome. I cut my alcohol intake waaaaay back, so this should last quite a while.

I’m not sure I’ve ever tried a Longmorn. It’s a bit hot for whisky drinking here at the moment, but we did just have a 6 pack of the Ardbeg Kelpie Committee release mysteriously turn up at the bottle shop I work at. It was supposed to be ‘sold out’ months ago so I know where one of those is going…

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



Mr-Spain posted:

Don't want to debbie down the thread but my wife's grandma is in hospice for pancratic cancer and has not woken up this morning. Thankfully they got to all talk to her yesterday. She was a sweet woman that lived a very good life and had lots of family. Looks like we'll be heading to chicago soon.

I hear this story and it’s sad to be apart but seems like it’s okay for living a fruitful life with good experiences for those you care about. When my last grandparent passed (paternal grandmother) I wasn’t that sad. I don’t think I cried that much. She was wanting to go, she was ready. She had a great life and the last couple years were drawn out longer than she wanted.

I miss her, but I don’t miss the state she was in.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

I'm trying to watch the first episode of the new Black Mirror series, but I keep waiting for the boss of the company to yell "YOU WILL CALL HER."

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

BuckyDoneGun posted:

Dunno where else to put this, but the other day "I'm feeling bored, gunna go for a cruise" turned into a 400km roadtrip. Enjoy a little sample of a New Zealand summer roadie, this is a timelapse of SH25 from Thames to Coromandel Town, one of the most scenic roads in the country. (Yes, the North Island has cool poo poo too)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3vYZqib5g8

I posted this at the death of the last chat thread, well just barely a week after I drove this road, a tropical storm in conjunction with a super-moon driven king tide has left it looking much worse for wear:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Cementing my status as the best uncle :smug:



2 snow racers in the trunk and still enough room to stick both nephews in there. I had to pull the spare out to avoid strapping one to the roof, it has this neato spare tire lock that makes the nut just spin on the rod that unless you unlock it.



Also a suicidal stamped steel bumper jack that puts thousands off pounds of car on one little notch and one little peg.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

I start my last semester of school tomorrow and its got my heart rate at about 1000.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005
Some wingnut turned my hose on full blast and soaked my deck (and left it running,
Sever winter weather warning tonight) and a bunch of other neighbors (not discovered until after I got cops out). Stupid me had the cameras turned off as family is visiting and I was getting dozens of notification them going in and out.

Cop told me they think they know who it is but can’t tell me. He said dont shoot him if you see him in yard but otherwise call them and then shoot him if he tries the door or approaches threatingly.

I got cameras on and kids asleep, looks like I’ll be up late tonight. This doesn’t happen around here. Cops will be here 2-3 minutes if I need them. No I don’t want to shoot anyone before someone says something.

everdave fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jan 8, 2018

the spyder
Feb 18, 2011
Decided to make Swedish Meatballs with noodles/green beans tonight. Got to the sauce and grabbed the broth my wife grabbed at the store. Before I could catch it, I realized it was vegetable broth and poor quality vegetable broth at that. I continued on hoping to somehow save it, but I took one taste and threw it out :(. My only solution is to replace the noodles with rice and teriyaki sauce- if we have any.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


I picked up an $8 roast out of the bargain bin, have been roasting in in the crock all afternoon. The whole house smells of roast and veggies and it's keeping me awake.

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

Goober Peas posted:

I picked up an $8 roast out of the bargain bin, have been roasting in in the crock all afternoon. The whole house smells of roast and veggies and it's keeping me awake.

Onion/carrots/celery and lately parsnips, a little bit of water and sear the roast. 6-8 hours in crock pot (Plus salt and pepper) is truly heaven

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Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Dammit, I forgot the parsnips. I knew I forgot something.

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