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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

https://youtu.be/r7cFRWIuwGo

They need to meet up with these guys.

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Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Don't know if it belongs here but,

they are trying to find the plane again,

Malaysia's government said Saturday that it has approved a new attempt to find the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, nearly four years after the plane's disappearance sparked one of aviation's biggest mysteries.

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/where-malaysia-airlines-flight-370-hunt-resumes-plane-s-wreckage-n835211

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

Three-Phase posted:

https://youtu.be/r7cFRWIuwGo

They need to meet up with these guys.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVCQElI5T-A&t=91s

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Lime Tonics posted:

Don't know if it belongs here but,

they are trying to find the plane again,

Malaysia's government said Saturday that it has approved a new attempt to find the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, nearly four years after the plane's disappearance sparked one of aviation's biggest mysteries.

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/where-malaysia-airlines-flight-370-hunt-resumes-plane-s-wreckage-n835211

Maybe they're all alive!

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.

Lime Tonics posted:

Don't know if it belongs here but,

they are trying to find the plane again,

Malaysia's government said Saturday that it has approved a new attempt to find the wreckage of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370, nearly four years after the plane's disappearance sparked one of aviation's biggest mysteries.

https://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/missing-jet/where-malaysia-airlines-flight-370-hunt-resumes-plane-s-wreckage-n835211

We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

quote:

"The basis of the offer from Ocean Infinity is based on 'no cure, no fee,'" Malaysian Transport Minister Liow Tiong Lai said Saturday, meaning that payment will be made only if the company finds the wreckage.

This suggests they're confident of finding it

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

GotLag posted:

This suggests they're confident of finding it

That's the sort of deal you make when you've found it, then go offer a sweetheart deal to the government

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Humphreys posted:

Meanwhile the heat has caused a tragic disaster in one part of Australia:



Many blokes will be devistated they can't get the usual saturday snag and solo while browsing for poo poo to buy at the hardware store.

Can't they just, like, drink more at the sausage sizzle to make up for the temperature?

Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS

Three-Phase posted:

https://youtu.be/r7cFRWIuwGo

They need to meet up with these guys.

What is going on here, what are the detonating?

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus

Arms_Akimbo posted:

We have to go back, Kate. We have to go back!

And a great name to boot! :golfclap:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Man, if only there was some sort of technology that allowed boats to communicate with eachother.

https://twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/status/949847589318307840

e: http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:767955/mmsi:356137000/imo:9356608/vessel:SANCHI

drat, that is was a big-rear end boat.

Powershift fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Jan 7, 2018

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Powershift posted:

Man, if only there was some sort of technology that allowed boats to communicate with eachother.

https://twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/status/949847589318307840

e: http://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/details/ships/shipid:767955/mmsi:356137000/imo:9356608/vessel:SANCHI

drat, that is was a big-rear end boat.

Just lucky one of those ships wasn't USN

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

"A Panama-registered oil tanker."

Well, that narrows it down.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Powershift posted:

Man, if only there was some sort of technology that allowed boats to communicate with eachother.

There were a lot of red flags.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
This really should be required reading for any mariner:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


mobby_6kl posted:

This really should be required reading for any mariner:



Don't have time, is there an app that can do that instead?

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Zil posted:

Don't have time, is there an app that can do that instead?

probably, yeah

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Platystemon posted:

There were a lot of red flags.

boo_this_man.gif

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

mobby_6kl posted:

This really should be required reading for any mariner:



Second Edition.

You do wonder what they missed out on the first edition.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
https://i.imgur.com/kf3d8q1.gifv

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Intermodal*

*Ocean freighter, train, truck, and fluid dirt

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Swift / JB Hunt's insurers were probably very confused that it wasn't the companies drivers that destroyed the freight. They might have even framed that claim and put it on the wall.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.
That landeslide stopped that train fast

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Fallows posted:

That landeslide stopped that train fast

It wasn't moving very fast

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069




Clapping Larry
also the derailment and its own inertia stopped that train not so much the landslide

still can't believe it wasn't a USN ship that collided with that tanker, they're getting real good at it

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

I can't believe it wasn't 7th fleet colliding with that train

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

FuturePastNow posted:

It wasn't moving very fast

i thought long trains took forever to slow down

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

never a bad time to repost this classic

B4Ctom1 posted:

Pretty much this. It is hard to explain not just the physics, but the amounts of forces involved.

We use throttle to create stretching or "draft" forces and dynamic braking (think of downhill engine braking in a car) to create bunching or "buff" forces.

To start with, when you are running the train, you are feathering the throttle or dynamic braking to keep "in train forces" at acceptable levels. This is based upon the terrain each part of the train is passing over.

Even small changes in grade, if there are enough of them under the length of the train, are enough to break knuckles, rip out draw bars, or derail cars simply by doing "nothing at all" at the wrong time.

In these situations heavier applications of power or dynamic brake are required to keep these "in train forces" down.

Think of a large sliced loaf of bread. I take the wrapper off of it and ask you to carry it across the room. One hand on each end should suffice. A small amount of pressure to keep the bread from being crushed and across the room you go.

The knuckle and drawbar connections between the cars seem very strong to the layman, but when compared to the amount of weight of loaded freight cars, and all of the cars behind them piled upon it, it may as well be dental floss.

You can break dental floss easily, but the difference is that it is hard to "crush" dental floss.

The poster I have quoted above is addressing something we call "train make up". THe "in train forces" can be additionally effected by the way cars or groups of cars are placed in the train. Long cars next to short cars, loads next to empties.

Generally freight trains that are not hauling a bulk of the same commodity are mixed freight. A bulk commodity train would be an entire train of wheat or coal. These trains are very heavy, and have their own set of problems, but in general do not have any issue of train make up because all of the cars are generally the same weight and type. Mixed freight trains are the most common types of trains on the main rail thoroughfares.

A mixed freight train I haul might have 25 heavy loaded lumber cars, 15 empty or loaded auto racks, 20 empty or loaded tank cars of various lengths, 30 empty or loaded covered hopper cars of various lengths, and 30 loaded or empty boxcars of two different lengths.

So for this example train of 120 cars. Lets say it weighs 7900 tons and is 9000 feet (2.75KM) long.

I am traveling along at 50 MPH.

The "head end" of the train has passed the bottom of the grade and the train is still descending the grade. As about half of the train leaves the grade I am looking ahead at the next grade to climb directly ahead. I have been using dynamic brake and need to "transition" from braking to power. I move the lever into the idle position and begin waiting my 10 seconds. In my my mind, from experience, I know that I need to rapidly, but gently begin notching through my power notches without allowing my train to accelerate past 50 MPH which I am restricted to.

The very head of the train is traveling around a slight curvature in the track. I also need to see that the next signal is green "clear" so that I do not have to formulate an entire other plan as a reduction of speed might be required instead. I see that the signal is flashing yellow "advanced approach". This will mean a reduction of speed to 40 MPH and a possible stop short of the second signal ahead.

As I am thinking of what I am to do next and waiting for the 10 seconds to pass, the next crossing becomes visible and I see that there is a truck hauling a low slung trailer with a heavy piece of equipment on it. He is blocking the crossing because his low slung trailer is stuck on the raised rail and crossing lumber that you drive across.

Without hesitation or further consideration, I slam the brake handle into the emergency position, dumping all the trainline air. I reach up and toggle the switch that ensures that the "End Of Train" device dumps from the rear as well. I bail off the locomotive air brakes because they are so powerful in a situation like this, that they can cause such a massive buff forces which will certainly derail a train. Additionally they can crumple or destroy the track beneath them.

While in earlier transition from dynamic braking to power "slack" had developed in the train. Slack is neither draft or buff, but more of a null position like rail cars standing in a yard not connected to a train. A developed space between cars where they are sort of relaxed.

As the air dumped from the train-line, the brake valves on each car sense this emergency and dump the full value of air contained within their emergency reservoir into the large cylinder that applies the brakes giving each car higher than usual stopping power.

Somewhere near the head end of the train a group of empty tank cars having such massive braking power begin to stop the train, but right behind them a group of heavy loaded hoppers presses against them, their own braking being less substantial. A tank car of Anhydrous Ammonia right between the groups which has been taking the brunt of these two opposing forces has a wheel that lifts off the rail as it is being pressed around a curve. This car, the car ahead of it, and nine of the loaded hopper cars behind it all leave the rail and head into a tiny quiet suburb in the middle of the night.

Half way back in the train where the most of the box cars are, they settle down for their stop. Still bunched because they were still descending the hill. The heavy loads of lumber fighting them as they come to a stop. Even though on straight track the, one end of an empty boxcar in the group begins to lift into the air. The opposing force of the heavy lumber cars and the stopping train ahead of it is too much. As it sets back down the wheels miss the track and begin to erase the track, all of the cars behind it having no track to ride on begin to take paths of their own in each direction.

Near the back of the train the auto-rack settle down hard. Harder than the group of heavy lumber cars ahead of them. This causes one of the long 500+ pound (230kg) draw-bars in the third auto-rack to be sheared from place. For a moment it tumbles through space, whistling though the wind in contact with only the air. Then it strikes a tie and the car passing above it in vaulted, only inches off of the rail, and a carload of new rangerovers tumbles end over end into a reservoir of drinking water.

The drawbar is angry, propelled by its last impact it drops onto the rail for a moment derailing a load of mini coopers, a load of corvettes, a load of ford diesel pickups, and a load of prius. The last of the autoracks ram into those derailed and the drawbar impales itself through the bottom of a boxcar piercing 20 cases of aged Glenfiddich.

Back on the locomotive, pressed forward by the loads behind, we cover the half mile to the stuck trailer in about 45 seconds. My conductor sees that the piece of equipment is a D9 Caterpillar bulldozer and screams like a woman as he jumps from his window at 35 mph. The fall from 15 feet in the air certainly would have killed him but instead he tumbled and struck feet first shattering his legs in 20 places and cartwheeling to his death as his head exploded when it struck the hard granite ballast some 20 times or so in the cartwheeling tumble. It takes 24 hours for them to find his body under crumpled boxcars.

I run out the back door to the second locomotive where I lay down in the cab. The impact at 35 mph is brutal. The second locomotive which I am on climbs under the front locomotive. The third locomotive does the same to mine. When the locomotive comes to a rest, is on its side, and both my arms are broken.

I drown, face down, in 200 gallons of brownish, blueish sewage from a chemical toilet long overdue for a cleaning. But my dignity is preserved because a fire from the combined 12,000 gallons (45.5 Kiloliters) of fuel burns for 3 days incinerating me and most of the locomotives completely.

The undocumented worker driving the truck with the wedged trailer disappears.

During the conductor's autopsy, trace amounts of THC from a brownie he consumed 3 weeks earlier while on vacation in Amsterdam are found to be the cause of the accident.

It was also noted in the government report that the cellphone of an engineer on a different train following ours was "on" at the time of our impact, and this may have contributed to the wreck.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Fallows posted:

i thought long trains took forever to slow down

When they're still on the rails, they do. When they're turning into a big train pile, it goes a little different. But there's still a big difference between, say, 30MPH and 60, and if the train had been moving faster there'd be more cars and containers in the pile.

Jenny Agutter
Mar 18, 2009

Dirtpiercer just doesn't have the same ring

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Memento posted:



Steel mill in India had a crane failure.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Bangkok: Health authorities are alarmed about a phallic fad in the Thai capital where men are having their penises whitened.

A Bangkok hospital clinic that uses a laser whitening procedure has been attracting a growing clientele in a country where many women are obsessed with whitening their skin.

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

God, can you imagine dying by touching one of these things and having a payday loan ad blasted through your body?

Zil posted:

Let's just head off the derail. No the bridge nor the road can be moved.

You could remove the road under the bridge entirely, force everyone to turn. ... or just throw up a crash bar, some warning lights, and some cameras and let the internet make fun of the people still too dumb not to turn.

Imagined posted:

Work in a government office with one department on the first floor that sees lots of foot traffic from the general public. There are GIANT and NUMEROUS signs everywhere. OPEN 8:30-4:00. [THING] FIRST FLOOR. CASHIERS HERE. Every single day people be running in 4:59. "Where's thing?" "Where do I pay?"

Which is perfectly loving reasonable because most people have these things called "jobs" and are basically slaves during that timeframe. It's on you (well, whoever made the decision, which presumably isn't you you.) for closing about two hours too early.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
A lot of collisions happen when one ship was left on autopilot with nobody on watch. Because what are the odds of a collision where nobody's paying attention?

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.


That sounds like a challenge to me.:colbert:

PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

👁️🔥👁️👁️👁️BE NOT👄AFRAID👁️👁️👁️🔥👁️

Synthbuttrange posted:

Bangkok: Health authorities are alarmed about a phallic fad in the Thai capital where men are having their penises whitened.

A Bangkok hospital clinic that uses a laser whitening procedure has been attracting a growing clientele in a country where many women are obsessed with whitening their skin.
Yeah but they should also worry when people are under so much pressure to be pale they laser whiten their skin. I guess penises are probably more sensitive but lmao.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Ikasuhito posted:

That sounds like a challenge to me.:colbert:

that's if it said "PLEASE NO SWIMMING"

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

PetraCore posted:

Yeah but they should also worry when people are under so much pressure to be pale they laser whiten their skin. I guess penises are probably more sensitive but lmao.

Do you have any idea how much time I have to spend scrubbing all of the coffee and nicotine stains out of my pearly whites? (Note "pearly whites" is the term I inexplicably use for my genitals)

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PetraCore
Jul 20, 2017

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Do you have any idea how much time I have to spend scrubbing all of the coffee and nicotine stains out of my pearly whites? (Note "pearly whites" is the term I inexplicably use for my genitals)
You should stop rubbing chews on your genitals and seek medical help.

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