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https://i.imgur.com/mWsDbXE.gifv
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:17 |
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# ? May 14, 2024 04:40 |
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This is amazing
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:31 |
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The real schaden is how the cat thought the guy was helping it out by distracting the squirrel long enough to get the jump on it. Poor cat, thinking humans were helping it out.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:36 |
I was fully expecting he was going to lose control of the saw and cut the phone in half.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:42 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:It kind of looks like the cashier is pointing out the guy with the gun to the robber with the knife. Pretty much, she hands him cash out of the register and he puts it in his pocket I think. This poo poo bothers me because my mom manages a bank; two of her branches got robbed over the holidays. She does not give a gently caress about anything but getting the guy what he wants and sending him on his way, let the cops sort it out later. Some rear end in a top hat with a hero delusion pulling a gun could one day cost her her life by escalating a situation where the weapon was just for show. No one's life, even knife guy's, is worth the couple hundred bucks (at best) he's getting out of that register.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:43 |
Regalingualius posted:I was fully expecting he was going to lose control of the saw and cut the phone in half. Or he'd finish cutting out the semicircle and the rest of the table would fall away along with the spectators, leaving the sleeping guy and his semicircle hanging there in space like a Chuck Jones cartoon
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:44 |
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Regalingualius posted:I was fully expecting he was going to lose control of the saw and cut the phone in half. I was expecting the rest of the table to fall away and the part he's on to stay in place, Wile-e-Coyote style. e:fb
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:45 |
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And that is how we evolve an appropriate fight or flight instinct.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 19:47 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Pretty much, she hands him cash out of the register and he puts it in his pocket I think. I like how he pointed the gun at a line of innocents
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:00 |
Also with how slow his draw was he'd never have taken down a gunfighter in front of an old west saloon
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:01 |
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Data Graham posted:Also with how slow his draw was he'd never have taken down a gunfighter in front of an old west saloon To be fair, neither did old gunfighters really. They were usually just ambushes or drunken inaccurate shootouts.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:11 |
Yeah, that was kinda ; I'm not exactly treating High Plains Drifter as a documentary
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:24 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:No one's life, even knife guy's, is worth the couple hundred bucks (at best) he's getting out of that register.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:25 |
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if the man with the knife had a gun this would never have happened
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:26 |
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Dillbag posted:if the man with the knife had a gun this would never have happened
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:29 |
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The thing I always wonder is how the gently caress dude slept through that.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:39 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The thing I always wonder is how the gently caress dude slept through that. I'm guessing that the liquor bottles in the background had something to do with it.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:41 |
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BaronVonVaderham posted:Pretty much, she hands him cash out of the register and he puts it in his pocket I think. Everyone looks Latino so I'm going to guess that maybe the robbery is occurring somewhere like Brazil or Venezuela or the parts of Mexico where they bury you in the desert and maybe that accounts for the reaction. Not that it wouldn't have played out the same way in Texas. But yeah, I've been been in a couple of bank robberies and you're supposed to just hand over the money while violently jackhammering on the silent alarms.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:47 |
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Krispy Wafer posted:Everyone looks Latino... occurring somewhere like Brazil or Venezuela Neither Brazil nor Venezuela are Latino, fyi.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:53 |
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That cat got a grey squirrel, which is a good thing.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:54 |
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FuhrerHat posted:Neither Brazil nor Venezuela are Latino, fyi. Okay, I get why Brazil isn't considered Latino (a lot say no, but some say yes) but how the heck is Venezuela not Latino?
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:56 |
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FuhrerHat posted:Neither Brazil nor Venezuela are Latino, fyi. May wanna double check that one there. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latino
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:57 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I'm guessing that the liquor bottles in the background had something to do with it. I'd never noticed those before. Well that makes sense.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 20:57 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The thing I always wonder is how the gently caress dude slept through that. Staged and the guy wasn't really asleep, I'm guessing.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 21:55 |
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:The thing I always wonder is how the gently caress dude slept through that. https://i.imgur.com/J9nuO29.mp4
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 22:29 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Yeah I�ve seen Four Lions and all of Brass Eye, but I didn�t know about the others. He was also brilliant in The IT Crowd.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 22:39 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:May wanna double check that one there. Oh whoops. Well that's the schadenfreude thread for ya.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 22:50 |
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Samizdata posted:He was also brilliant in The IT Crowd. Son of a bitch, I did not recognize him at all. I'm absolute poo poo with recognizing faces.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 22:59 |
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Trig Discipline posted:Son of a bitch, I did not recognize him at all. I'm absolute poo poo with recognizing faces. He seems to change his look a fair bit from project to project, so, no worries.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 23:06 |
Away all Goats posted:It's fake, thats how.
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# ? Jan 7, 2018 23:24 |
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 00:06 |
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A gif doesn't do justice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7uflYmbYvM&t=8s
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 02:30 |
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Don't drink and scoot
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 02:31 |
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BovineFury posted:A gif doesn't do justice. haha oh my goddddd
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:06 |
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Samizdata posted:He was also brilliant in The IT Crowd. Chris Morris did a lot of radio stuff too, check out On The Hour which predates The Day Today, and Blue Jam is the radio version of Jam. He also co-wrote Nathan Barley with Charlie Brooker, who is better known these days as the writer of Black Mirror and all the Screenwipe shows.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:07 |
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I love that it wasn't even the california drain that caught her up, she bailed before it.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:09 |
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NWS Chris Morris' final word on Science. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Alryavu9D5k&t=1333s
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:13 |
minato posted:Chris Morris did a lot of radio stuff too, check out On The Hour which predates The Day Today, and Blue Jam is the radio version of Jam. He also co-wrote Nathan Barley with Charlie Brooker, who is better known these days as the writer of Black Mirror and all the Screenwipe shows. As a yankee I had to look up information about a bunch of old Brit politicians to completely parse On the Hour, that was fun. the bit where they interview some person on the street about the execution of Prince Edward was good poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usFcdonROzw&t=409s Alan Partridge is on the show too.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:21 |
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So, I guess we are in agreement we feel schadenfreude for those unlucky enough to have no exposure to Chris Morris' brilliance?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:41 |
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BovineFury posted:A gif doesn't do justice. lmao
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 05:04 |