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Return of dog heelies?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:22 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:48 |
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He's a 16 year old boy dating an older woman and refusing to use any of his income on her so I assume he's really busy helping Trump write his tweets.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:35 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:NSFW question/advice. Wife (30f) and I (25m) together 3 years made an agreement to have each "type" of threesome (two girls then two guys). We did the two girl but my wife's idea of two guy threesome is making me very uncomfortable. I literally hate every single person in this story - the husband, the wife, the threesome lady, the threesome guy. Every single person is just the trashiest type of trash imaginable.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:39 |
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LabyaMynora posted:I literally hate every single person in this story - the husband, the wife, the threesome lady, the threesome guy. Every single person is just the trashiest type of trash imaginable. I'm sorry they ignored your fetlife post.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:42 |
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I (23F) am immensely attracted to my gay roommate (25M). How weird would it be to ask him if he would want to experiment with me? I can't live like this anymore with this one sided sexual tension.quote:Hello, my old friend from high school and also really good friend in college moved in with me 3 months ago. He used to be overweight, and in the past 5-6 months since moving from his parents house (hes dominican and his parents used to cook him TONS of delicious food which kept him overweight) he has lost weight, and then gained a lot of muscle. He went from, I am not even exaggerating, a 5/10 to a solid 9.8/10 on the attractiveness scale. I wish I could show you a pic but that is banned here, but he looks like a hairier, more solid muscular, more latino looking 90s johnny depp. It is absolutely ridiculous how hot he got. This is all kinds of burying the lede.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:47 |
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It's too bad dudes physically can't be bi.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:50 |
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My [23 M] girlfriend [21 F] has an elitist attitude and it really bothers me.quote:u/morningteaandfruit Every time I read something like this I just desperately want to know what the person concerned will think of how they used to be in like, 10-20 years.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:50 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I (23F) am immensely attracted to my gay roommate (25M). How weird would it be to ask him if he would want to experiment with me? I can't live like this anymore with this one sided sexual tension. How tf do you have sex as a joke? Do you just stick the d in and then yell HAHA JUST KIDDING?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:52 |
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wouldnt it be so funny if you let me stick my dick in you haha no seriously how wacky would that be, just crazy right? guy's a bisexual genius
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:53 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I (23F) am immensely attracted to my gay roommate (25M). How weird would it be to ask him if he would want to experiment with me? I can't live like this anymore with this one sided sexual tension. They both sound intensely annoying and I hate how she writes in such a self-absorbed way.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 03:55 |
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let me stick my dick in your vag haha no hetero
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:00 |
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girl pants posted:How tf do you have sex as a joke? Do you just stick the d in and then yell HAHA JUST KIDDING? Yes, I mean, I know a woman who had sex with her gay best friend because she didn't get laid like ever and he was like "I've never hosed a chick before, how wacky would it be if we just did it"? The answer by the way: So wacky he knocked her up
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:32 |
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Barudak posted:Yes, I mean, I know a woman who had sex with her gay best friend because she didn't get laid like ever and he was like "I've never hosed a chick before, how wacky would it be if we just did it"? Who knew humor wasn't a contraceptive?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:35 |
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Neighbor is stealing my fruitquote:I've caught my neighbor stealing my fruit several times now. He uses one of those long poles for picking oranges/lemons, reaches over into my yard and picks fruit whenever he feels like it. I've caught him several times, and he just runs back into his house. I've talked to the police but they said they can't really do anything, and the only thing I can really do is file a police report (which I did, months ago). Lemon stealing whores.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:35 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Who knew humor wasn't a contraceptive? it was just a prank!!
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:36 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Neighbor is stealing my fruit Buy a chainsaw and just cut off the pole as it crosses into your yard. Absurd Alhazred posted:Who knew humor wasn't a contraceptive? His excuse was you can't knock another man up which immediately leads to a lot more questions about his approach to STD protection that I don't have answers to
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:37 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Who knew humor wasn't a contraceptive? I'd say it was counterproductive but well...
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:38 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:it was just a prank!! "So that's where the P. in your name comes from!" says Nathan, as Billy Prank Jacobsen takes his next shot of tequila and nods. Barudak posted:His excuse was you can't knock another man up which immediately leads to a lot more questions about his approach to STD protection that I don't have answers to So... what happened with that pregnancy? Was it take to term. Is there a real Billy/Belinda Prank Jacobsen walking round?
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:39 |
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Barudak posted:Yes, I mean, I know a woman who had sex with her gay best friend because she didn't get laid like ever and he was like "I've never hosed a chick before, how wacky would it be if we just did it"? This is the plot of the underrated 2004 movie "Saved." Worth a watch on prime streaming. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0332375/
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:40 |
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He's also not the only gay guy I know raw-dogging women. The other guy was a stunningly attractive head barman/drink menu maker/etc. for Hilton's Latin American locations. Single traveling women would fall for him and because he found it funny he'd tell them he was gay over and over and if they kept pushing it would take them back to his room, and slowly lose his erection inside them due to his lack of attraction to them. He stopped doing it to spite his estranged father who wanted grandchildren.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:41 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:This is the plot of the underrated 2004 movie "Saved." Worth a watch on prime streaming. I watched Saved! for the first time with this woman and her gay friend in what may be the most awkward film for such a pair. Absurd Alhazred posted:So... what happened with that pregnancy? Was it take to term. Is there a real Billy/Belinda Prank Jacobsen walking round? He proposed to her to get married because they were both from the deep south, she declined because she didn't want him to run around having gay affairs on him constantly and she wanted to finish her schooling so she got an abortion which completely broke his brain for being an unforgiveable sin to god and they never spoke again and I got to take a super fun trip to Tiffany's to figure out if you can return an engagement ring with no receipt.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:44 |
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Barudak posted:I watched Saved! for the first time with this woman and her gay friend in what may be the most awkward film for such a pair. Just wow.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:46 |
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Barudak posted:I watched Saved! for the first time with this woman and her gay friend in what may be the most awkward film for such a pair. You got to be in the gritty reboot of the movie directed by Christopher Nolan.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:46 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:You got to be in the gritty reboot of the movie directed by Christopher Nolan. Spice it up with some HIV and meth and I think we have a Golden Globe nomination
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 04:49 |
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I [F23] was turned down for a relationship by my FWB [M26] but I’m still having sex with him and can’t stop even though I feel hurt u/gameofphones21 I’ve been in a FWB type of relationship with Alex for 9 months. Alex wanted a relationship 4 months into it. I didn’t have any feelings for him and said no, and he accepted it and we stayed FWB. Flash forward 5 months and I have surprisingly developed the feels for him and can’t hold it a secret anymore. I tell him about it. This time, he isn’t sure about it and is ”looking for something else”. He says he doesn’t have any feelings for me but likes me as a friend and FWB. I feel extremely hurt, but I continue having sex with him and tell him my feelings have gone away. Reddit I can’t stop. We meet up once in a while, have sex and then I go home. We don’t hang out outside the bed room anymore. We occasionally talk on social media but it’s once every two week or so. I want to break it off because he doesn’t feel the same and I still have feelings for him but I’m unable to. I’m completely addicted to his body and persona. As soon as I get horny I can’t stop myself from approaching him and going to his place. As soon as the sex ends I feel depressed and go back home and have conflicting feelings of anger, sadness and joy. He is a nice guy and treats me well, offers me food whenever I’m at his place and checks in on me to see if I’m doing fine. I somehow wish he was a jerk instead so I could justify not meeting up with him anymore. How do I stop myself from having sex with him? It’s like an addiction and it’s hindering me from moving on. Tldr: I can’t stop having sex with my FWB even though he broke my heart and we don’t want the same things.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 05:08 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:I [F23] was turned down for a relationship by my FWB [M26] but I’m still having sex with him and can’t stop even though I feel hurt Real TLDR: I broke my FWB's heart and now he broke my heart back and I'm so saaaaaaaaaaad
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 05:19 |
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I'd go with 100 to 0 odds that if he was actually invested back into her she'd lose her interest immediately.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 05:20 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I'd go with 100 to 0 odds that if he was actually invested back into her she'd lose her interest immediately. I'd go higher.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 05:24 |
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Maybe in another 3 months they'll switch places and she wont want him and he will want her. Kinda like Ladyhawke.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 05:30 |
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I would totally watch the gritty reboot of Saved but only if it still has a happy ending because I'm sensitive.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 05:54 |
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My estranged sister [29F] of almost a decade is pregnant- my parents [56F/59M] are going to have a grandchild and not know about itquote:Okay, I'm going to try and make this short and organize my thoughts well.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 07:37 |
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My wife of 2 years has become very morbid and it's starting to disturb me. I think it's because of her job. Am I worrying for nothing? [M and F, both 28]quote:My wife was in HR when we started dating but she hated it and eventually transitioned to her new career in the criminal justice system. She loves it and I'm proud of her. Obviously it can be stressful but she's never bored and loves helping people.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 07:39 |
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Divorce her, there are plenty of us with an unhealthy attraction to Morticia Addams just waiting for our chance and you're hogging it all.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 07:51 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:My estranged sister [29F] of almost a decade is pregnant- my parents [56F/59M] are going to have a grandchild and not know about it
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 07:54 |
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My[24 M] girlfriend[21 F]wants to move into together. I'd love to but she refuses to train her dog in any formquote:Me and my girlfriend have been together for a little over 2 years.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 09:28 |
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Haifisch posted:My[24 M] girlfriend[21 F]wants to move into together. I'd love to but she refuses to train her dog in any form Make up a reason for the cops to have to show up at the house and they will shoot it in the face as soon as they open the door. Bing bing boom problem solved.
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 10:02 |
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CheesyDog posted:First MFM threesome. A Bad and humiliating experience (self.sex) lmao ArbitraryC posted:That's bait
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 10:08 |
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extra row of teeth posted:Me me MEEEEEEE bf was being a bitch if the whole point is some sph and humiliation then who cares if you can't get it up? Adds to it if anything. quote:tl;dr my husband is upset and depressed after he greatly enjoyed giving a man a blowjob together with me because he thinks he must be gay now honestly it's not the 3somes a lot of the time it's the huge swathes of people who have been filled with prude shame ignorance their whole lives it's cool bro you're not 'gay now' lol wtf. and if you find out you're not as straight as you thought so what? Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jan 8, 2018 |
# ? Jan 8, 2018 10:10 |
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e: drat
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# ? Jan 8, 2018 10:14 |
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Ride The Gravitron posted:NSFW question/advice. Wife (30f) and I (25m) together 3 years made an agreement to have each "type" of threesome (two girls then two guys). We did the two girl but my wife's idea of two guy threesome is making me very uncomfortable. This one had a follow-up, it was deleted but the title was pretty good: [update] my (25m) wife (30f) made arrangment to have threesomes but her idea of guy-guy-girl made me very uncomfortable. Our issues were much deeper than that--her ex husband beat the crap out of me and she's disappeared.
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