AGDQ2018 Chat Thread [Intelligent] [Humorous] [Tasteful]

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BEST KONG This poll is closed.
Donkey Kong	76	6.13%
Diddie Kong	75	6.05%
Dixie Kong	84	6.77%
Lankey Kong	129	10.40%
Funky Kong	189	15.24%
Mario	198	15.97%
Tiny Kony	65	5.24%
Candy Kong	61	4.92%
Chunky Kong	89	7.18%
Cranky Kong	125	10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.)	149	12.02%
Total:	719 votes

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ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

I keep expecting that lower left Sigma head to scream KANEEEEEDDAAAAAAA

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:40

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# ? May 28, 2024 03:24

Darkoni: Dec 28, 2010; You do not look terribly noble and yet I feel troubled, attracted, bewitched.

SO
YOU LIKE TO
PLAY CASTLEVANIA

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Fooma posted:

I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS FROM YESTERDAY
THIS IS A WHITE NOISE POST
YOU ALL WILL IGNORE

DONKEY KONG HAS MASTERED
TIME AND SPACE
DKC2
IS A REALLY GREAT RACE

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Raised By Birds: May 5, 2013

LAST YEAR I LOST MY WIFE
SHE LOVED THIS GAME
GOOD LUCK TO THE RUNNER

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

Fooma posted:

I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS FROM YESTERDAY
THIS IS A WHITE NOISE POST
YOU ALL WILL IGNORE

NOT MUCH
BUT DK ESCAPED THE TIME-SPACE CONTINUUM
TO FIGHT BOSSES IN REVERSE ORDER

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

Fooma posted:

I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS FROM YESTERDAY
THIS IS A WHITE NOISE POST
YOU ALL WILL IGNORE

TUNE INTO
THE GORILLA CHANNEL
BOSSES BEATEN
BEAUTIFULLY BACKWARDS

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Kaubocks: Apr 13, 2011

drat a lot of runs are going to estimate this event it seems

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

Zivilyn Bane posted:

LAST YEAR I LOST MY WIFE
SHE LOVED THIS GAME
GOOD LUCK TO THE RUNNER

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Fooma posted:

I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS FROM YESTERDAY
THIS IS A WHITE NOISE POST
YOU ALL WILL IGNORE

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
DKC RBO WENT THROUGH
TIME AND SPACE

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

HE JUST FINISHED
THE SPEEDRUN
UNDER ESTIMATE
THAT'S LAME

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

Beat estimate by 9 seconds? epic

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

Mo_Steel posted:

I just went back and watched DKC reverse boss order.

Or maybe it went forward in time to me. Everything I know is a lie.

i hope you watched the interview afterward. It explained everything.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Fooma posted:

I JUST GOT HOME
WHAT DID I MISS FROM YESTERDAY
THIS IS A WHITE NOISE POST
YOU ALL WILL IGNORE

DONKEY KONG
REVERSE BOSS ORDER
WAS PRETTY
GOOD ALSO SKYRIM

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Brother Entropy: Dec 27, 2009

Takoluka posted:

HE DESTROYED THE COUNTRY
AND FLED TO HIS RESORT
THE PEE TAPE
IS REAL

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Nep-Nep: May 15, 2004; Just one more thing!

I'm glad we expressed in all caps 3 different recommendations for the same run.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

Zivilyn Bane posted:

LAST YEAR I LOST MY WIFE
SHE LOVED THIS GAME
GOOD LUCK TO THE RUNNER

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Darkoni posted:

SO
YOU LIKE TO
PLAY CASTLEVANIA

WHAT IS A
MAN?
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE
OF SECRETS

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:41

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

Zivilyn Bane posted:

LAST YEAR I LOST MY WIFE
SHE LOVED THIS GAME
GOOD LUCK TO THE RUNNER

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

DONKEY KONG HAS MASTERED
TIME AND SPACE
DKC2
IS A REALLY GREAT RACE

Your Computer posted:

HE HAS NO STYLE
HE HAS NO GRACE
DKC RBO WENT THROUGH
TIME AND SPACE

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

HE SITS ON THE COUCH
AND IS A LAUGH RIOT
I'D REALLY PREFER
IF YOU'D BE QUIET

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

i feel like this thread is about to snap out of a collective fever dream

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

timp: Sep 19, 2007; Everything is in my control; Lipstick Apathy

I used to watch a lot of MMX Speedruns so this upcoming race is entirely my poo poo

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

Dias: Feb 20, 2011; by sebmojo

MMX4 ENDED
IT WAS A BLAST
THANK YOU FOR POSTING

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

Your Computer: Oct 3, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Zivilyn Bane posted:

LAST YEAR I LOST MY WIFE
SHE LOVED THIS GAME
GOOD LUCK TO THE RUNNER

waiter return this post it is far too spicy

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

Xenothral: Aug 1, 2013; No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

grand theft grotto posted:

I'm glad we expressed in all caps 3 different recommendations for the same run.

Glad we're all on the same page in this good and quality thread, full of friends whom I love.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

DizzyBum: Apr 16, 2007

X's ending scene, since the video didn't play:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcYTYB3dz0

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:42

JesseHechtCREATIVE: Feb 20, 2013; Creative New Content Weekly

Cuisine
Reviews
Entertainment
Animation
Toys
Images
Videogames
Everything!

TERRY CREWS!

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

Takoluka: Jun 26, 2009; Don't look at me!

HonorableTB posted:

i feel like this thread is about to snap out of a collective fever dream

what the hell is *squints* megan man

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

Ramos: Jul 3, 2012

OTACON IS AHEAD
BY THIRTEEN DOLLARS
IF MERYL STILL WINS
I WILL BE QUITE SAD

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

SoftNum: Mar 31, 2011

Why is MGS and Halo 5 prime time today?

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

has edobean been forced to do the voice yet

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

ullerrm: Dec 31, 2012; Oh, the network slogan is true -- "watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!"

HonorableTB posted:

i feel like this thread is about to snap out of a collective fever dream

... I feel... soiled. Oh my god, have I been shitposting?

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

Regy Rusty: Apr 26, 2010

GOOD POSTS
TONIGHT
LET'S KEEP
IT UP

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

An Actual Princess: Dec 23, 2006

Can someone explain the appeal of this meme?

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

HonorableTB: Dec 22, 2006

Majuju posted:

has edobean been forced to do the voice yet

whats the voice

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

Takoluka posted:

what the hell is *squints* megan man

holy poo poo

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:43

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Xenothral posted:

Glad we're all on the same page in this good and quality thread, full of friends whom I love.

the saddest part is the past hour itt will never make sense to anyone who wasn't there to see it

but i'm pretty sure it's in the GDQ thread hall of fame along with awful block last year and THE GREAT APE WAR

# ? Jan 9, 2018 00:44