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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


dumb rear end celebrities

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THS
Sep 15, 2017

Michael Bayleaf posted:

this poo poo no joke depresses me to no end

i realize everyone else is a shapeshifting robot and this is all a simulation designed to gently caress with me but this is going too far

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Yandat posted:

i realize everyone else is a shapeshifting robot and this is all a simulation designed to gently caress with me but this is going too far

black mirror getting weird

THS
Sep 15, 2017

i'm not standing for this anymore!!! you hear me??????

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

if you think trump's piss tape is bad, wait till you see oprah's

THS
Sep 15, 2017

"oprah's middle east policy" is definitely a phrase i've been waiting to hear my entire life

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


a dead culture lead by retard billionaires put into power by hateful idiots, lording over the rest of our dying world with the ability to destroy it in twenty minutes

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

akadajet posted:

if you think trump's piss tape is bad, wait till you see oprah's

i would lol indeed if putin's kompromat on oprah is anything so tame as a piss tape

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


i think im maoist third worldist now

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

Yandat posted:

"oprah's middle east policy" is definitely a phrase i've been waiting to hear my entire life

everybody gets a nation

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

america is dead

it died a long time ago

embrace deat-


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

i think im maoist third worldist now

nevermind :geno:

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

Lawman 0 posted:

Burn Hollywood to the ground

God is loving trying.

https://twitter.com/RWitherspoon/status/950262030409261056

https://twitter.com/cher/status/950543152150032384

https://twitter.com/titanicsinclair/status/950544160804794368

https://twitter.com/carlreiner/status/950535654722617346

https://twitter.com/JessicaCameron_/status/950533071027261446

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/950540394642669568

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/950539647016415233


Sorry for the tweet overload goons.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

a dead culture lead by retard billionaires put into power by hateful idiots, lording over the rest of our dying world with the ability to destroy it in twenty minutes
but enough about the forums

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

OhFunny posted:

God is loving trying.

Sorry for the tweet overload goons.

lol centrists suddenly furiously jacking it

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Yinlock posted:

lol centrists suddenly furiously jacking it

fionally, they whisper, we dont have to stand for anything and actually mean it this time

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
just imagine the trump/oprah debates

just loving imagine them

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Cher is still good

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Taintrunner posted:

just imagine the trump/oprah debates

just loving imagine them

imagine the sanders / biden / oprah primary debate

Sir Mat of Dickie
Jul 19, 2012

"There is no solitude greater than that of the samurai unless it be that of a tiger in the jungle... perhaps..."
I doubt she'd actually win the primary if it really came down to it, but it would be hilarious to watch lame centrists get really excited for her.

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

During a January 2011 interview, Oprah Winfrey was asked by Piers Morgan if she feels pain writing checks for over $100,000.

Oprah replied:

“The most pain I feel – my accountants will tell you this – every time I write a check to the IRS. It’s a ceremony. They come in – for years they came in with wine – now they come in with tequila.”

Oprah has also spoken out against the Death Tax:

“I think it’s so irritating that once I die, 55 percent of my money goes to the United States government…You know why it’s so irritating? Because you already paid nearly 50 percent when the money was earned.”

lol gently caress you oprah the death tax should be 95%

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

billionaires dying should be like when a whale's heart explodes and it drops to the bottom of the sea and gives back all the nutrients it gorged on its entire life that weren't dispensed in its poo poo

(its a capitalism metaphor)

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Brother Friendship posted:

lol gently caress you oprah the death tax should be 100%

ftfy

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013


first few million shouldnt have any taxes but fair enough ~_~

THS
Sep 15, 2017

Brother Friendship posted:

first few million shouldnt have any taxes but fair enough ~_~

why should anyone have a few million dollars

Brother Friendship
Jul 12, 2013

Yandat posted:

why should anyone have a few million dollars

imagine how many guillotines that amount of money could buy

THS
Sep 15, 2017

expropriate harpo productions and put dr. phil in a gibbet until he dies

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
New constitutional amendment: if South Park took an episode to make fun of you before your political career began, you don't get to have a political career.


I can't tell if this person gets it or not. I like to think that they do but I know not to get my hopes up anymore!

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.



the democrats ("demonrats") are trying to murder my brain with their garbage

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

C-Euro posted:

I can't tell if this person gets it or not. I like to think that they do but I know not to get my hopes up anymore!

he gets it. he's the genius behind poppy


edit: i'm sure poppy is responsible for most of the creative output, but if you look at his pre-poppy stuff it's clear that he's responsible for the overall style/feel of the vids

proclick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvrO8iIZn_Y

Trumps Baby Hands has issued a correction as of 03:47 on Jan 9, 2018

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

the democrats ("demonrats") are trying to murder my brain with their garbage

lol if you haven't already killed your brain with alcohol by now

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

lotta people itt gonna get purged by her elective majesty in 2021

nah
Mar 16, 2009

The democrats see trump in the white house and decide that the way to victory is to be retarded as all get out

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

use this thread to make "look under your chair" jokes before they are made illegal by the HARPO Act of 2022

https://www.essence.com/news/oprah-...ialflow_twitter

quote:

Oprah Winfrey and her longtime love Stedman Graham were arm-in-arm at the 75th Golden Globe Awards on Sunday night and the cameras loved them. .. After making history as the first African American woman to receive the Cecile B. DeMille award and delivering a passionate speech that many said felt almost presidential, Graham told the LA Times that a political run could be on the table for the media mogul.

"It's up to the people," he told the newspaper. "She would absolutely do it."

also, lol:

https://twitter.com/IvankaTrump/status/950561402053447685

https://twitter.com/jonathanvswan/status/950564970625937409

QuoProQuid has issued a correction as of 04:10 on Jan 9, 2018

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol ivanka is gonna get the you’re fired treatment, taxi and all

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

just postin now so i can quote this when i get called a racesexist in these very forums in a year when i express reservation about electing a tv show billionaire who made their fortune giving a platform to junk pseudo psychology to be president of the usa

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
alex jones isn't a billionare

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006

Taintrunner posted:

lol ivanka is gonna get the you’re fired treatment, taxi and all

like she wouldn't rather be in nyc anyway

Mythical Moderate
Jul 5, 2002

My heart and actions are utterly unclouded. They are all those of 'Justice'.




Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

a dead culture lead by retard billionaires put into power by hateful idiots, lording over the rest of our dying world with the ability to destroy it in twenty minutes

hypernormalized af

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

democrats suck. let's start our own party.

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Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

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