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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Count Roland posted:

I'm a cat person, and I own a cat, but I'm being converted to dogs. They've got so much personality.

Maybe in a few more millennia we'll be able to finally breed cats that aren't assholes.

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Draven: May 6, 2005; friendship is magic

Count Roland posted:

I'm a cat person, and I own a cat, but I'm being converted to dogs. They've got so much personality.

Now I absolutely love my dogs, but my cats have personalities too. I have the lovable rear end in a top hat, the shy rear end in a top hat, and the rear end in a top hat that enjoys knocking stuff off of the shelves while staring at me intently.

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Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

swordfish duelist posted:

Now I absolutely love my dogs, but my cats have personalities too. I have the lovable rear end in a top hat, the shy rear end in a top hat, and the rear end in a top hat that enjoys knocking stuff off of the shelves while staring at me intently.

The little rear end in a top hat I keep around my place has taken to getting voost once I go to bed. First she fucks around with the shower curtain (she's already destroyed one), until I eject her from the bathroom and close the door.

Then she runs full speed through the apartment, jumping up on my bed, playing there for a second, before leaping off and running back, before starting all over again.

Yeah she's cute and good and I love her, but she is firmly a pet, as opposed to a dog which more of a companion.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 15:25

Dragonstoned: Jan 15, 2006; MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves

Count Roland posted:

I'm a cat person, and I own a cat, but I'm being converted to dogs. They've got so much personality.

Dogs are awesome and are wonderful creatures.

The only problem is there are a lot of lovely owners out there. Take that gif for example, that dog is blatantly showing signs its not happy yet this doesn't stop that jackass from continuing to stick the thing that causing the dog to be anxious in its face because "hah he looks so cute doing that." Meanwhile the poor dog is having a mini panic attack.

Edit for a Doggo gif!

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

German Shepherds and Labs are the best damned dogs.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 15:46

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe in a few more millennia we'll be able to finally breed cats that aren't assholes.

I thought the whole point of cats was to keep them pretty much the same assholes they are in the wild so they continue being sociopathic vermin hunters who now occasionally tolerate scritches?

# ? Jan 9, 2018 15:50

Draven: May 6, 2005; friendship is magic

Solice Kirsk posted:

~~German Shepherds and Labs~~ Boxers and Corgis are the best damned dogs.

Especially the newest edition to my family, who insisted on destroying my house (with help from a 2 year old)

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://i.imgur.com/Ta3OTle.gifv

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Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

zoux posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ta3OTle.gifv

That's a hell of a pelvic heimlich

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

swordfish duelist posted:

Especially the newest edition to my family, who insisted on destroying my house (with help from a 2 year old)

Cute dog, but you're wrong. Corgies are too small and boxers have drooling problems.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 15:58

Draven: May 6, 2005; friendship is magic

Well I'm biased as I have both, I am fortunate that my boxer/pit does not have a drooling problem what-so-ever. I'm guessing it's because she doesn't have the squished in snout.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Well I'm automatically jealous that you have dogs in general. I can't have them at my apartment and I'm away at work too much for it to be fair to them even if I got one. Scratch them both behind the ears for me.

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Barry Bluejeans: Feb 2, 2017; ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

Samuringa posted:

https://i.imgur.com/1vRwz15.mp4

SPEEDY SPEEDY BOY

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Dissociative Donut: Oct 9, 2009; by Pragmatica

They actually bred the drooling problems out of German Boxers. Now they just snore like a 250 pound drunk guy.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 16:16

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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zoux posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ta3OTle.gifv

I don't think this appeared in my copy of "how to make sure your crush knows you like them".

# ? Jan 9, 2018 16:30

Rough Lobster: May 27, 2009; Don't be such a squid, bro

Count Roland posted:

I'm a cat person, and I own a cat, but I'm being converted to dogs. They've got so much personality.

I put it like this. A cat will sit on old grandad's face while he's snoozing on his Lazboy and smother him to death and eat strips of his thigh meat because he's hungry. Then when you come over to visit, that cat looks at you like, "What the gently caress are you staring at? I didn't do poo poo. Here have a close up look at my rear end in a top hat."

I immediately know upon returning home if my dog, Bucky, did anything even the slightest bit wrong because he's wracked with guilt in a dark corner asking himself why he couldn't help but eat the pizza crust out of the open Domino's box that his master left precariously perched on an end table. He won't look me in the eye. On a normal day he gets so excited to see me that he runs in huge circles around the house, gathering up all the toys and socks he can into a big pile so he can decide which one to bring me.

I love cats too but drat dogs are great.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 17:20

Garth_Marenghi: Nov 7, 2011

Rough Lobster posted:

I put it like this. A cat will sit on old grandad's face while he's snoozing on his Lazboy and smother him to death and eat strips of his thigh meat because he's hungry. Then when you come over to visit, that cat looks at you like, "What the gently caress are you staring at? I didn't do poo poo. Here have a close up look at my rear end in a top hat."

I immediately know upon returning home if my dog, Bucky, did anything even the slightest bit wrong because he's wracked with guilt in a dark corner asking himself why he couldn't help but eat the pizza crust out of the open Domino's box that his master left precariously perched on an end table. He won't look me in the eye. On a normal day he gets so excited to see me that he runs in huge circles around the house, gathering up all the toys and socks he can into a big pile so he can decide which one to bring me.

I love cats too but drat dogs are great.

FUN FACT Cats start by eating their owners faces, dogs start with the extremities.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 17:29

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Garth_Marenghi posted:

FUN FACT Cats start by eating their owners faces, dogs start with the extremities.

Closer to the nose
Sweeter is the meat
Last slice of your owner's face
Is the best that you can eat

Cats know what's up.

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Slime: Jan 3, 2007

Rough Lobster posted:

I put it like this. A cat will sit on old grandad's face while he's snoozing on his Lazboy and smother him to death and eat strips of his thigh meat because he's hungry. Then when you come over to visit, that cat looks at you like, "What the gently caress are you staring at? I didn't do poo poo. Here have a close up look at my rear end in a top hat."

I immediately know upon returning home if my dog, Bucky, did anything even the slightest bit wrong because he's wracked with guilt in a dark corner asking himself why he couldn't help but eat the pizza crust out of the open Domino's box that his master left precariously perched on an end table. He won't look me in the eye. On a normal day he gets so excited to see me that he runs in huge circles around the house, gathering up all the toys and socks he can into a big pile so he can decide which one to bring me.

I love cats too but drat dogs are great.

fun fact, the cat shows you its rear end in a top hat because it loves you

it's a sign of affection when cats show their buttholes

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RCarr: Dec 24, 2007

I tell people all the time that I'm showing them my rear end in a top hat out of affection.

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hhhat: Apr 29, 2008

The goatman is basically Jesus then

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Proust Malone: Apr 4, 2008

zoux posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ta3OTle.gifv

Every reddit thread that starts with "turns out it's much lower than you think it is"

# ? Jan 9, 2018 20:03

Trivia: Feb 8, 2006; I'm an obtuse man,
so I'll try to be oblique.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe in a few more millennia we'll be able to finally breed cats that aren't assholes.

That's a feature, not a bug.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 20:27

CollegeCop: Jul 11, 2005; You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.

I fell into the YouTube rabbit hole during lunch today. The topic today was all of those lovely "Life Hack" videos.

In the middle of all of the mind-numbingly stupid poo poo was this gem:

Really? That's a hack? Isn't that actually what you are supposed to do with those box cutters?

What's next? "If you're in a room and want to leave, turn the doorknob, open the door, and walk out!" **LifeHack**

"Thirsty and want some water? Turn the faucet handle and catch the water that comes out in a glass!" **LifeHack**

# ? Jan 9, 2018 20:32

blarzgh: Apr 14, 2009; SNITCHIN' RANDY; Grimey Drawer

CollegeCop posted:

Really? That's a hack? Isn't that actually what you are supposed to do with those box cutters?

I think the point is that most people don't know the end cap comes off, and has a special slit for helping you remove dull blades.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 21:02

JEEVES420: Feb 16, 2005; The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

blarzgh posted:

I think the point is that most people don't know the end cap comes off, and has a special slit for helping you remove dull blades.

Well who ever made that video doesn't know you should never have the blade stick out that far for cutting.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 21:57

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

https://i.imgur.com/ftWGAaN.gifv

Guys I discovered BAND-MAID.

They are great.

https://i.imgur.com/n5UTXNl.gifv

I just love how the interviewer is trying to wrap his head around what she's saying and she's just so matter-of-fact and giving him this look of confusion. "I am clearly a pigeon. Why is this so hard for you to understand?"

Source
Interview: Part 1 Part 2

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# ? Jan 9, 2018 22:17

Slime: Jan 3, 2007

blarzgh posted:

I think the point is that most people don't know the end cap comes off, and has a special slit for helping you remove dull blades.

Using a product as intended isn't a lifehack even if most of the population are too dumb to use the product as intended.

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Yawgmoth: Sep 10, 2003; This post is cursed!

Jamesman posted:

"I am clearly a pigeon. Why is this so hard for you to understand?"

"that's coo"

# ? Jan 9, 2018 22:27

Jamesman: Nov 19, 2004; "First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"; Fun Shoe

Yawgmoth posted:

"that's coo"

Apparetly the onomatopoeia in Japanese is "Kuruppo."

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sandoz: Jan 29, 2009

haha so random lol

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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

I don't think most people use boxcutters enough to even dull their blades. I mean, I use scissors to open my boxes.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 22:48

Some Pinko Commie: Jun 9, 2009; CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Samuringa posted:

I use scissors to open my boxes.

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Count Roland: Oct 6, 2013

CollegeCop posted:

I fell into the YouTube rabbit hole during lunch today. The topic today was all of those lovely "Life Hack" videos.

In the middle of all of the mind-numbingly stupid poo poo was this gem:

Really? That's a hack? Isn't that actually what you are supposed to do with those box cutters?

What's next? "If you're in a room and want to leave, turn the doorknob, open the door, and walk out!" **LifeHack**

"Thirsty and want some water? Turn the faucet handle and catch the water that comes out in a glass!" **LifeHack**

Just today a took a knife and broke the blade against a table because I didn't have pliers handy.

Looking now at the knife, sure enough, it does have a slot.

I just showed it to two co-workers. Both use the "against table" method.

e: 4 co-workers didn't know this. And I work in a manufacturing shop, where we have these knives everywhere because we use them so often, and all of us work with tools all the time so we're fairly "technical" people. They all just break them against a table. This is amazing.

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# ? Jan 9, 2018 22:56

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Count Roland posted:

Just today a took a knife and broke the blade against a table because I didn't have pliers handy.

Looking now at the knife, sure enough, it does have a slot.

I just showed it to two co-workers. Both use the "against table" method.

e: 4 co-workers didn't know this. And I work in a manufacturing shop, where we have these knives everywhere because we use them so often, and all of us work with tools all the time so we're fairly "technical" people. They all just break them against a table. This is amazing.

Think I know why all of you work in a shop.

# ? Jan 9, 2018 23:14