- Ride The Gravitron
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by FactsAreUseless
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That's not D/S that's just a whiny little soyboy
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Jan 9, 2018 22:34
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- Jeza
- Feb 13, 2011
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The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.
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[ME, WISE OLD MOUNTAIN MAN]: if ive learned anything, it's when a close friend of the opposite sex ever makes a joke about or raises the possibility of being romantic in whatever context, play it off however you like but dont say stuff like "that's disgusting", or "i'd hate that". or anything negative, really.
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Jan 9, 2018 22:41
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- DACK FAYDEN
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Bear Witness
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[ME, WISE OLD MOUNTAIN MAN]: if ive learned anything, it's when a close friend of the opposite sex ever makes a joke about or raises the possibility of being romantic in whatever context, play it off however you like but dont say stuff like "that's disgusting", or "i'd hate that". or anything negative, really.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:14
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- Moridin920
- Nov 15, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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My fiance gets upset when i dont wake him up with a blowjob (self.relationship_advice)
lol wtf
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Jan 9, 2018 23:16
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- girl pants
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I feel a great disturbance in my pants
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My fiance gets upset when i dont wake him up with a blowjob (self.relationship_advice)
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Jan 9, 2018 23:25
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- Darkrenown
- Jul 18, 2012
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please give me anything to talk about besides the fact that democrats are allowing millions of americans to be evicted from their homes
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There was a story recently about a guy visiting his inlaws who went off to watch some porn upstairs and played it over the FiL's new bluetooth speakers, well apparently he isn't the only one to have make such a mistake:
https://imgur.com/gallery/e5zYF
Darkrenown fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Jan 10, 2018
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Jan 9, 2018 23:29
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- Haifisch
- Nov 13, 2010
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Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!
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My (28f) husband (26m) took his ex's(26f) side, kissed her and went to a bar with her to spite me
quote:This happened maybe last week, and I am still a little shaken up by it. I really need advice. On what to do/how to fix this/what is right or wrong....
So my husband's good friend was living with us over the summer. Since it will conceivably be the last summer he's going to be here, he often had friends and whatnot over to visit. Well, the night before he left, friend invited over a ton of his friends and his sister... who also happens to be my husbands long-term ex girlfriend. They were pretty serious, dated from when they were 15 to 19.
She immediately starts acting like nothing has changed between them- like she's still his girlfriend. Behaving cutely, asking him to do things for her, etc. At one point, she's eating chicken wings (we ordered a ton of food, and despite this awkward mess, I hung around) and chokes a little on the spiciness. My husband offers her a paper towel, and she thanks "her Sky-Bear". This is when I ungraciously flip my poo poo. I tell her not to call him that and she needs to leave, right now.
My husband immediately bridles and stands up for her. "No she doesn't. She's not going anywhere." I'm a little stunned. I have no idea what to say, but I back down, not wanting to push him.
"Okay, she doesn't have to leave, but I'm going. And it's weird that the person in this situation who's the wife has to leave."
"Fine." He retorts and tells me he and his ex, and his friend are all going to the bar. And no, I'm not invited. I leave and go to bed, but before they go, I go down to use the bathroom and see him and his ex kissing.
Mortified, I run back to bed. He joins me about three hours later, well past midnight. I ask him why he's acting the way he has been, and he admitted he just didn't like me reacting so strongly against his ex, and my tone irked him. We fell asleep, and I have no idea what to say or do. Apparently my irrational bitchiness drove my husband to kiss his ex and go out with her to a bar for a few hours without me.
Now what the gently caress do I do?
EDIT: based on all of your reactions, it gave me the courage to confront my husband. I really don't know what to say. He was completely confused. He told me such an event never happened. He hasn't talked to his ex in years, much less kissed her, and he would never think inviting her over without consulting me would be okay. I texted his friend, and he didn't remember ever doing something like this, either (inviting over a ton of people and sister). I even texted a person invited over- he kind of laughed and said he hadn't been over to our house in months. I texted him the same time I was texting husbands friend, so there was no way for them to collude.
I am so scared.
EDIT 2: my husband came home. He was scared when he say the mess I made he thinks this is serious. He gave me a NyQuil, and I am getting ready for bed I am going to bed there's nothing more to say tonight goodnight. Thank you goodbye. I am going to give him my phone.
tl;dr: I acted like a bitch to husbands ex, he reacted strongly to my negative behavior, kissed his ex and left to go to a bar to spite me (his exact words). Now what the gently caress do I do?
(Update): My (28f) husband (26m) took his ex's(26f) side, kissed her and went to a bar with her to spite me
quote:Update to this: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3koneb/my_28f_husband_26m_took_his_exs26f_side_kissed/
Hey guys, great update! First, thank you all for your outpouring of love and support! I got on this morning and was overwhelmed by all your love, help, and compassion! You guys give me hope for humanity. And thanks to the a-hole who told me I was a crazy drama whore, that my husband should dump me and get a restraining order.
So, yesterday morning, my husband took me to the doctor's, who asked me a lot of the questions you guys did. No, I didn't hit my head recently, no I don't take recreational drugs. However, I have been feeling ill lately, so the night I had the dream/hallucinations, I had taken NyQuil and Benadryl to help me sleep and not drown in my own snot. Oh, and I also had a few hot toddies, so alcohol.
Apparently, Benadryl has been known to cause weird reactions in perfectly normal people. Such as vivid hallucinations or waking dreams.
So instead of scheduling expensive tests, we chalked it up to weird drug interactions, was told to come back if anything similar happened and to get a goddamn PCP. Husband took me home and I slept. Btw, while I was freaking out and still hopped up on drugs, I did check the call records, and his ex's number wasn't on the call or text list.
EDIT: Yeah, guys, in retrospect, mixing two kinds of drugs that (apparently, never knew this, and thanks for telling me, bc I wouldn't have known) do the same thing was really drat stupid. I won't be doing it again. Also probably never taking acetaminophen either, judging from some of your comments. Or alcohol. Also, I'm actually really relived I'm not alone in the whole mind-trip thing. I'm sorry for anyone who experienced what I did and doubt their own reality.
tl;dr NyQuil, Benadryl, and alcohol should not be mixed as Benadryl is evil.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:30
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- hawowanlawow
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My (28f) husband (26m) took his ex's(26f) side, kissed her and went to a bar with her to spite me
(Update): My (28f) husband (26m) took his ex's(26f) side, kissed her and went to a bar with her to spite me
all she wanted was a blank check to be a bitch and it came in the form of over the counter medication
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Jan 9, 2018 23:36
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- Voltage
- Sep 4, 2004
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MALT LIQUOR!
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Jesus Christ you have to take an absolute poo poo ton of Benadryl to hallucinate like that. Going for a total stdh.txt on that one.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:37
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- girl pants
- Sep 21, 2006
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I feel a great disturbance in my pants
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Husband got all his friends in on it and they're gaslighting her!
This but unironically
Also he's drugging her with benadryl
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Jan 9, 2018 23:47
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- therobit
- Aug 19, 2008
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I've been tryin' to speak with you for a long time
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Husband got all his friends in on it and they're gaslighting her!
That would be one hell of a prank. You know like a horrible thing to do to someone that we then laugh about.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:48
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- maskenfreiheit
- Dec 30, 2004
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My (28f) husband (26m) took his ex's(26f) side, kissed her and went to a bar with her to spite me
(Update): My (28f) husband (26m) took his ex's(26f) side, kissed her and went to a bar with her to spite me
see now this is proper gaslighting. not "oh honey you're hysterical" in a don draper voice when you come home at 4 am , but convincing multiple people to lie and say they haven't come to your home in months.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:50
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- Peaceful Anarchy
- Sep 18, 2005
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sXe
I am the math man.
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only semi-related but did that high school kid who told his female friend that "she had no boobs like a boy" or whatever ever update, I remember posting about how I thought that dude was super oblivious and there could be another funny update in the future
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If what I did was make her feel unsexy then I don't know how I can really do that without seeming like I'm showing sexual interest.
I fear this whole thing is only such an issue because she has a crush on me, which gives me a whole other animal to deal with than hurt feelings from a harsh joke. I'm not going to date her so if I get her to think I find her sexy, then what?
quote:Commenter:Nah, it's way worse to insinuate that a man has no balls than a woman has small boobs in our society. And this is a woman with small boobs who felt plenty insecure about said boob speaking. She really shouldn't be dishing if she can't take it.
His Reply:
How small are they though? I just want to see if you're at a similar level to my friend.
quote:I disagree that it'll probably wear off. He should ask her politely if she'd consider a sexual relationship with him. It may lead to promotions down the road.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:56
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- christmas boots
- Oct 15, 2012
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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We tried to gaslight a roommate of mine once. He’d given my other roommate a ride to Safeway where he’d just been hired to be the overnight baker. Anyway there was some computer issue they were having so they could creating his account login whatever stuff so they told him to come back the day after, so he catches a bus and comes back. About an hour later the roommate with the car came back and we all convinced him that the other guy had never left, that the ride he’d given never actually happened.
Then a friend of ours started laughing and gave it away. Stupid bitch.
Nah, just kidding she’s great. I was a groomsman at the wedding. She still blew it though.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:57
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- girl pants
- Sep 21, 2006
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I feel a great disturbance in my pants
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Who offers bad advice to a guy with a crush on his female boss:
I would argue that it would probably result in him having a lot more freedom, work-wise.
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Jan 9, 2018 23:59
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- Moridin920
- Nov 15, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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That whole situation sounds weird as hell.
See, me being a paranoiac I'd call the bar hoping that it wasn't so busy no one would remember and then maybe even call the bank and say 'hey I might have lost my card can you tell me if it was used (time between when wife remembers going home and husband getting home at 3am)?'
I miiiight even try to tell the bar I lost my purse and could I please look at the security footage.
poo poo's just weird idk.
quote:Btw, while I was freaking out and still hopped up on drugs, I did check the call records, and his ex's number wasn't on the call or text list.
Unless she means the actual phone company records that's meaningless. Most phones can delete calls/texts from the log.
Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 00:04 on Jan 10, 2018
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Jan 10, 2018 00:00
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- christmas boots
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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In the comments it turns out he was intentionally oblivious because he was not interested in her in that way.
However, it turns out he's actually a bit of a creep:
Who offers bad advice to a guy with a crush on his female boss:
But his biggest crime imo?
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Jan 10, 2018 00:04
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- Peaceful Anarchy
- Sep 18, 2005
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sXe
I am the math man.
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But his biggest crime imo?
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Jan 10, 2018 00:08
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- Danaru
- Jun 5, 2012
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But his biggest crime imo?
Ironic or not, holy poo poo I cringed hard at that image
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Jan 10, 2018 00:11
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- christmas boots
- Oct 15, 2012
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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I didn’t even look at the picture until now. Jesus. Does anyone remember if we did the one where the woman discovered that her boyfriend had absolutely zero friends? The final update was deleted but there are enough quotes from the comments that we could piece it together but I don’t want to redo the work if it’s already been done.
My [28/F] smart, funny, charming boyfriend [30/M] has literally no friends.
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Hey /r/relationships! I could really use your help. I'm using a throwaway for obvious reasons.
My boyfriend and I have been together for 2 years now. The relationship has been nothing but wonderful, but there's this one thing that has been kinda weird to me. He really has no friends. Like not a single one.
When I carefully asked him about it, he just said 'Oh, I don't do friendships. I don't see the point. I barely have time for you, I work a lot and you and my family are all I need'.
He's right about barely having time for me. He's a surgeon and works 60-70 hours a week.
Isn't it odd though, that he doesn't long for friendship with people? He's very sociable, all of my friends love him, he's funny, he gets along great with his family, but everything he does, he does alone. He goes out to eat alone, he goes to the movies by himself, he works out alone.
I asked his family about it and they just told me 'Yeah, thats just him, he's kind of a lone wolf haha'.
I don't know if that makes him an introvert, because, like I said, he is amazing with people. He's the life of the party every single time. He makes every waiter and cashier laugh and he's amazing with children and animals. He just says 'friendships are obligations. People will expect me to hang out with them, do stuff for them, and unload their problems on me. I don't want any of that, that's why I don't pursue friendships with anyone. This is how I choose to live my life.'
Fair enough, but isn't that odd? I'm not one to judge, but I couldn't imagine having no friends and doing everything by myself. He's amazing to me, he takes me out regularly and he's caring and loving, so I don't think people don't WANT to be friends with him.
We're thinking about getting married in 2 or 3 years and I've thought about who he is even going to invite. Who's gonna be his best man?
I know it sounds silly, but it's been bothering me a lot... for some reason. My friends all really like him, and he'll gladly come along, when I ask him to go to the bars with us, but he has never made an attempt to form a friendship with anyone, as far as I know.
TL;DR: My boyfriend has no friends. Doesn't want to make friends and says he's fine with it. What gives?
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Jan 10, 2018 00:15
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- christmas boots
- Oct 15, 2012
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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gently caress it.
(disturbing) UPDATE: My [28/F] smart, funny, charming boyfriend [30/M] has literally no friends.
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Original Post:
/r/relationships/comments/3ke8m8/my_28f_smart_funny_charming_boyfriend_30m_has/
First of all:
Thanks for all the supportive messages and replies to my post from three days ago. I admit that I hadn't done any research on what being introverted entails before submitting my post. I admit that I was wrong, and that I realize that introverts can, indeed, be good with people and be the life of a party. Excuse my ignorance please; it's just something I had never dealt with before.
Now to the actual update:
Please don't crucify me, but I reached out to someone that knows him very well (they were childhood friends (I know that's contradictory to what I said about my boyfriend, but I don't know what else I should call this guy), and they went to college and med school together), I wanted to get someone else's perspective and got a lot more than I had hoped for.
Here's the gist of what he told me:
Apparently my boyfriend is a complete sociopath, has cheated on every girlfriend he has ever had (multiple times) and probably has cheated on me too. He poisoned his ex girlfriend's dog because he felt like she was not giving him enough attention, his parents rely on him for money (his mother can't work, and his dad works a low paying job), and he controls all their finances.
Now, all of these things could be lies, but how could I possibly know? As far as I know, this guy has no reason to lie about things like that, but what do I know?
I can't even 'investigate' any further, since I simply don't know any more people that have ever been close to him (he doesn't use any social networks). Said 'friend' has urged me to get out of the relationship ASAP, but I'm just shocked. He has been nothing short of amazing to me. I don't want any of these allegations to be true.
TL;DR: His old 'friend' told me that my boyfriend isn't the man that I know and that I should leave before he destroys my life.
EDIT: Okay, so I need to clear some things up. To the people who have said that this appears to be a creative writing exercise: I am way too lovely of a writer. English isn't my first language, and I don't work in a field where writing is of much importance.
Secondly: Where my boyfriend and I live, people are 'real', full-time working doctors at his age. No residency or anything like that.
I have also asked the guy that I have messaged about the ex girlfriend, and he has given me her name and Facebook profile. I have messaged her, but she has not yet responded.
Thanks for all the advice. I will update as soon as I know more.
EDIT 2: I have decided that I will confront my boyfriend tomorrow morning with what his 'friend' has said about him. He is at work right now, but he'll get home in a few hours. I'll post an update then.
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Jan 10, 2018 00:22
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- Harrow
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My [28/F] smart, funny, charming boyfriend [30/M] has literally no friends.
Maybe I'm missing something but I'm pretty sure if I worked 70 hours a week in a stressful job that involved working closely with a team I'd probably value my alone time a lot no matter how charming my girlfriend thinks I--
gently caress it.
(disturbing) UPDATE: My [28/F] smart, funny, charming boyfriend [30/M] has literally no friends.
yep i was missing something
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Jan 10, 2018 00:24
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- Peaceful Anarchy
- Sep 18, 2005
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sXe
I am the math man.
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gently caress it.
(disturbing) UPDATE: My [28/F] smart, funny, charming boyfriend [30/M] has literally no friends.
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First Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3ke8m8/my_28f_smart_funny_charming_boyfriend_30m_has/
Second Post: https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/3ksf9t/disturbing_update_my_28f_smart_funny_charming/
Sorry for taking so long to update. I have gotten a lot of messages asking me if I'm alright and if he hurt me when I confronted him.
I am physically fine
Thanks to /u/ki10_butt especially. I did ask the 'friend' for the ex girlfriend's contact info, and he gave it to me.
I told her almost the same thing that I told his friend, and asked whether she could confirm that or not.
She asked me for my number. I gave it to her, she called me and told me to GTFO of that relationship. She said that she's worried for my safety. Apparently he had cheated on her, and when she found out and confronted him, he beat her senseless and told her that, if she said anything, he'd kill her. She was afraid of him and told her coworkers and friends that she had a bad mountain biking accident.
I actually felt bad about confronting him after a 16 hour shift (I don't really know why, I guess I just didn't want to believe that any of what I've been told was true) but I had to do it for the peace of my mind. I had printed out the Facebook message prior to his arrival. He came home and I told him we had to talk. I know I always hated the 'we need to talk' speech, but he was totally calm. He just said 'Yeah, sure, whats up?'. I handed him the chat log. He skimmed over it (He didn't even read it. I saw him look at the names, smirk, then skim over the rest)., faked a smile and said
'If you take a stranger's word over mine, then that says a lot about the trust you have in me.'
I apologized (again, I was totally taken aback by his calm reaction) and asked him why anyone would make up such lies about him.
He shrugged and said 'Well, if I'm such a bad guy apparently, why am I not in jail yet?'
I literally didn't know what to say. I expected him to deny it like any sane person would, or to apologize and fall to his knees.
'You can choose to believe what these no-names say about me and get the gently caress out, or you can trust me, your future husband' (we had never talked about marriage, ever btw)
I hesitated for a few seconds, because I was so loving confused and scared at the same time.
I told him that I was gonna stay at my own place until all of this was sorted out. He shrugged and said that that was alright. I left and went to my place. Since then he has changed his number, changed the locks to his house (I have a key and tried to at least get some closure, I know, that was a bad idea), and every time I rang the door bell no one has answered.
I have no idea if anything that has been said about him is true, I don't know what the gently caress happened. We have had no contact since I confronted him. He was such a loving and gentle guy when I met him, but then poo poo just blew up in my face. It'll take a while to get over all of this, and to be honest, I can't make sense of this at all.
I did message the friend again and told him what happened, and he just told me 'Well, I told you so.' (roughly translated).
TL;DR: Apparently he abused his ex gf. He kicked me out of his house, changed his number and locks and now we're done. I am confused as gently caress.
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Jan 10, 2018 00:25
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- Farmer Crack-Ass
- Jan 2, 2001
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this is me posting irl
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just wanted to requote this absolute loving classic:
He's had a pretty big scar on his face since he was young, and my mom finds it hideous. I don't know why, she's always had a weird obsession with it that I hide from my boyfriend, but he catches her staring.
So last week she texts him "How to tell someone they need cosmetic surgery". He didn't tell me about it before he texted back "How to tell someone they're in a loveless marriage and their husband is cheating when he goes on business trips".
drat. drat.
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Jan 10, 2018 00:26
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- christmas boots
- Oct 15, 2012
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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As I said before, the last one got deleted so here are the excerpts that got posted in the comments in what I imagine the order may have been.
quote: I expected him to deny it like any sane person would, or to apologize and fall to his knees.
quote: Apparently he had cheated on her, and when she found out and confronted him, he beat her senseless and told her that, if she said anything, he'd kill her.
I handed him the chat log. He skimmed over it (He didn't even read it. I saw him look at the names, smirk, then skim over the rest)., faked a smile and said
quote: 'Well, if I'm such a bad guy apparently, why am I not in jail yet?'
quote: 'You can choose to believe what these no-names say about me and get the gently caress out, or you can trust me, your future husband' (we had never talked about marriage, ever btw)
quote: I left and went to my place. Since then he has changed his number, changed the locks to his house (I have a key and tried to at least get some closure, I know, that was a bad idea), and every time I rang the door bell no one has answered.
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Jan 10, 2018 00:30
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- CheesyDog
- Jul 4, 2007
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by FactsAreUseless
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Girlfriend has no turn-ons, kinks, or fetishes. Help me understand? (self.sex)
submitted 1 day ago by LolNoFriend
quote:I'm 28m, gf is 32f. We have been together for 4 years now.
I'll cut straight to the chase: My girlfriend has always claimed she has zero fetishes, no kinks, and the only "turn on" she has is feeling me close to orgasm, but that obviously doesn't happen until we've already started having sex for a while. I've tried having numerous conversations with her about sex over our 4 year relationship and I feel like generally speaking while our physical sex is good, she's very closed-off about talking about sex. Our communication about sex is very lacking. I try not to compare, but past girlfriends have always been very open about sex, had specific turn on's (and I indulged them even if they did nothing for me personally) and I felt a specific type of closeness with those women because of their willingness to discuss our sex life so openly. I feel like I lack this closeness with my girlfriend - but every time I try to explain that to her it seems to go over her head and she thinks I'm just asking for more physical sex demands and she feels like shes not enough the way she is. So let me outline a few things below:
Our sex life: Oddly enough, we have great sex once it actually gets going. Our usual routine is something like this - I give her oral until she cums. At this point she's turned on/wet and then she usually gives me oral for a couple minutes and then we get into sex. The sex itself is fine once we're into it - she usually cums about 5 times during sex, she's very multi-orgasmic. Sometimes more, rarely less. Not much is really physically off limits in the sense that we both enjoy anal play/anal sex, light choking, rough loving, that kinda stuff.
We have a toy chest filled with butt plugs, vibrators, etc. We use them occasionally. She's mostly OK with this, other than being extremely sensitive so vibes are kinda hit or miss tbh. She cums more from PIV sex.
I have always been extremely open sexually. Sex is like the ultimate CONSENSUAL adult playground to me. I'm literally open to trying anything once minus anything involving vomit.
With that said, my personal kinks are mostly relatively tame IMO. I love stockings, high heels, dirty talk, sexually aggressive women (not necessarily dominant - just, they initiate sometimes, showing me how much they want me), light bondage (collars, cuffs), costume play, etc. I like the idea of a girl calling me daddy, and a little less-tame I would like to try dabbling in incest roleplay.
The Problems: First of all, I feel like her libido is super low - but she doesn't recognize it. She says she doesn't masturbate except maybe once every 3-4 months. I asked her how often she would do it if we didn't have sex at all, and she said it would be the same thing. even if I make out with her, touch her body, etc, she never gets wet. The only thing that gets her juices flowing is oral. She says she never thinks about sex really unless she had a really intense sex dream or something.
She doesn't seduce. Her version of this is "maybe we should have sex now" (literally, she will verbally say something like this). There is never any seduction. I've told her I would literally be happy with the simplest of seduction; telling me she's turned on... or coming home after work and she's waiting for me naked, or anything really. She says "that's not her" and has never attempted it.
Next up, she has on occasion dressed in costumes, stockings, heels, etc. However she "feels uncomfortable" and is "turned off" by it. The biggest problem here is that she'll do it (most of the time without me even asking!) but then 3-4 weeks later we'll have an argument about it because she says she has "resentment" about doing these things because they turn her off and she's only doing it for me... which I have an extremely hard time understanding, because like I mentioned above, I always indulged past women's fetishes even if they turned me off or did nothing for me - their pleasure was important to me and I chose to do those things, so resentment doesn't calculate into that equation for me.
The Good: It's not all bad - I mean, she makes an effort to make sure we have enough sex; and like I said, the sex itself is good - it's just a little vanilla by my standards, and I wish she would put a little more effort in. She's perfectly content looking at me and saying "Should we have sex now?" and then beginning our usual routine. We both leave satisfied physically.
She's a great partner otherwise. Really, I mean, we get along, she's good to me, treats me right in all other aspects, I have no real complaints. She's got her life together pretty well. Great job, great head on her shoulders. Very educated (MBA). She's got a great family if I were to marry into it, you get the point.
Last but not least:
I just wish we could have that open dialogue about sex. While my old relationships didn't work for various reasons, none of them were because of the sex or sexual communication - I wish I could have serious talks about sex, I wish my GF would open up about her turn-ons, try new things, and be able to have that "closeness" with me sexually. For me, it really enhances intimacy and my romantic feelings towards a woman to feel like they're willing to open up to me like that. I'm very nonjudgemental. I've told my gf before anything is OK to tell me. I literally told her she could tell me she wanted to get railed by two guys and I wouldn't be mad or upset.
She thinks I'm weird/freak sexually, and I think she's either lying about her turn-ons/fetishes or she's got a medical libido issue - but she refuses to identify either one.
What do I do?
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
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Oh. That works too.
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Girlfriend has no turn-ons, kinks, or fetishes. Help me understand? (self.sex)
submitted 1 day ago by LolNoFriend
I mean eww at the incest role play but god drat that has to be the most boring sex ever
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I mean eww at the incest role play but god drat that has to be the most boring sex ever
quote:Not much is really physically off limits in the sense that we both enjoy anal play/anal sex, light choking, rough loving, that kinda stuff. We have a toy chest filled with butt plugs, vibrators, etc.
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To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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Ugh, is 2018 the year that light choking became vanilla?
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Oh I just read the bolded posts
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