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BEST KONG
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Donkey Kong 76 6.13%
Diddie Kong 75 6.05%
Dixie Kong 84 6.77%
Lankey Kong 129 10.40%
Funky Kong 189 15.24%
Mario 198 15.97%
Tiny Kony 65 5.24%
Candy Kong 61 4.92%
Chunky Kong 89 7.18%
Cranky Kong 125 10.08%
Wrinkley Kong (R.I.P.) :qq: 149 12.02%
Total: 719 votes
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Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Internet Kraken posted:

World's worst police officer

Hes pretty bad at this

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AttackTheMoon
Jul 4, 2015


Elliotw2 posted:

hey cop, i'm a clearly distressed man, give me your gun

"i really need it to kill my daddy"

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

combat shovel

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

financially racist posted:

burn the south to the ground

It's too wet to burn.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


BLACK GUY DIES FIRST

Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


This is a really good boss fight :allears:

HERE'S THE SCOOP, OFFICER

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?
holy gently caress lol

a penus
Aug 14, 2004



see you next mission

Ramos posted:

BLACK GUY DIES FIRST

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

I also love how you literally cannot remove ductape with your hands

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:
ive never see nthe game on madhouse so these discrepencies are p interesting

hemoptysis
Jan 4, 2007

y-y-YAY
:ohdear:

Zeikier posted:

HERE'S THE SCOOP, OFFICER

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Dad's mad bad at driving, yo.

Electric Phantasm
Apr 7, 2011

YOSPOS

Jesus Christ Deputy

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
GO AWAY DADDY

I HATE YOU

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

Zeikier posted:

This is a really good boss fight :allears:

HERE'S THE SCOOP, OFFICER

Barudak
May 7, 2007

hemoptysis posted:

ive never see nthe game on madhouse so these discrepencies are p interesting

Theres another subtle thing but they move all the items in the game around from key items to ammo

1-800-DOCTORB
Nov 6, 2009
He'll never be the head of the police force now!

Zeikier
Jan 26, 2010

"This woman...she's killed before, and not just once..."


After this run Jack Baker will be banned from future events

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I am getting the impression that this game may feature some heavily scripted sequences.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


"gently caress!"

Casually climbs up the ladder a second later.

The pacing might be killing the mood slightly.

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
You ruined dad's sweet ride now you done hosed up

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Yes sir you have my attention alright

Erata
May 11, 2009
Lipstick Apathy
The garage boss fight is so cool. Fighting over that sweet ride.

a penus
Aug 14, 2004



see you next mission

1-800-DOCTORB posted:

He'll never be the head of the police force now!

holy poo poo :aaaaa:

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

I am honestly surprised this was allowed to be run. That cop murder was pretty drat graphic jesus

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

I am getting the impression that this game may feature some heavily scripted sequences.

Yeah. The game is super cool in speed run form, not anywhere near as cool to play through blindly.

Especially if you trigger things in suboptimal orders

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

I have no idea why Jack Daddy just shot himself in the head...

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Pants Donkey posted:

I am honestly surprised this was allowed to be run. That cop murder was pretty drat graphic jesus

A shovel through the head is where you draw the line? Not any of the previous stuff?

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Bholder posted:

I have no idea why Jack Daddy just shot himself in the head...

You'll find out.

Ramos
Jul 3, 2012


Bholder posted:

I have no idea why Jack Daddy just shot himself in the head...

Look, no one expects you to understand the in laws, just roll with it.

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Hes up to 50 dollars already I think

Karasu Tengu
Feb 16, 2011

Humble Tengu Newspaper Reporter
an actually terrifying run of a horror game

Pants Donkey
Nov 13, 2011

Ramos posted:

A shovel through the head is where you draw the line? Not any of the previous stuff?
Don't judge me

Barudak
May 7, 2007

This is the first taste in the game for most players that its not all gonna be as tightly constructed as it was to this point and that there is some real, real bad combat

Xenothral
Aug 1, 2013

No one's left... Everything's gone...! Zebes is burning!

This critical health is makin' me nervous.

Vermain
Sep 5, 2006



this guy's self restraint is incredible

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
this run is ridiclously insane if you've played madhouse mode before. I can't believe he's still alive tbh

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

Flyin by the seat of our pants here folks

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Elliotw2 posted:

an actually terrifying run of a horror game

Oh gently caress! This might cost me WR!

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Internet Kraken
Apr 24, 2010

slightly amused
Dad please put your shirt back on

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