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A Strange Aeon posted:Imagine you get down to it and it turns out he has a vagina instead of a penis. How would you feel in that situation? The plot twist is going to be that it turns out he’s a side-by-side.
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't think goon quite understood what it means to "slay that pussy."  didn't get any attention but I enjoyed it
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Am I pro-trans empowerment? Or anti-sexual assault? *sweats wokedly*
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I’m beginning to think you should be required to have a bandana code. I’d look like a goddamn NineTails.
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loquacius posted:I'm just saying, when I first paid $10 to watch someone post a bunch of screenshots of Harvest Moon in 2008, you wouldn't have seen multiple people take such umbrage at the idea of graffiti
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:My 70 year old dad is really into grafitti all of a sudden. He's been a semi professional photographer most of his life (in addition to his regular job of teaching high school physics and math). Now he drives around and spends his retirement taking pictures of things in Toronto. Mostly graffiti . He's making a book featuring his favourite shots of graffiti . *Shrug* he's buying drugs
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Yeah trans-lady goon, if you like a guy and you wanna gently caress him, tell them the truth. Or suck his dick then go “my turn” and when you whip it out be like “what did I stutter?” Also everyone watch Toys with Robin Williams, if only for the incredible L.L. Cool J stealth sequences. Dude is a couch.
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:My 70 year old dad is really into grafitti all of a sudden. He's been a semi professional photographer most of his life (in addition to his regular job of teaching high school physics and math). Now he drives around and spends his retirement taking pictures of things in Toronto. Mostly graffiti . He's making a book featuring his favourite shots of graffiti . *Shrug* Don’t get shot in that bmw
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Gonna go with being honest with him trans goon. Send him your dick pic and gauge his interest from that.
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Jan 12, 2018 02:41
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When you send the dick pic make sure to add some flair to it. Put a little top hat and moustache on it, maybe some googly eyes. You need to show him you put some thought into this, that's how he'll know you like him.
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maskenfreiheit posted:he's buying drugs I wish . He doesn't even drink .
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Can anybody speak to the expected reaction here? I don't know very much about trans life / culture / dating, but I think with even a little bit of empathy, it would be obvious that you need to talk with a potential sexual partner before the moment is forced to its crisis. Also, if someone was presenting themselves as a woman, but had a penis, what would the sex even be like? Assuming the guy is okay with the penis being there--but since he was attracted to the woman, is it just oral sex for him and anal sex for her? Presumably the woman's penis would be erect, how would that affect everything? Hopefully my ignorance isn't offensive here, I'm genuinely curious how this would all play out, or how the confessor imagines it would play out.
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limp_cheese posted:When you send the dick pic make sure to add some flair to it. Put a little top hat and moustache on it, maybe some googly eyes. You need to show him you put some thought into this, that's how he'll know you like him. All solid ideas, but remember that your dick is the whole reason you're sending this. Don't over shadow your dick's natural presence with a lot of showboating. May also want to send him a picture of your butthole. Just cover all the bases.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Can anybody speak to the expected reaction here? I don't know very much about trans life / culture / dating, but I think with even a little bit of empathy, it would be obvious that you need to talk with a potential sexual partner before the moment is forced to its crisis. BaN HIM!
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Jan 12, 2018 03:05
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Just google "gay sex" and imagine one of them has boobs. Idiot.
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Yeah I mean if daytime trash tv has shown me anything it’s that you can successfully carry on a healthy sexual relationship for years if you’re careful enough, although I question any man who can’t tell a butthole from a vagina by feel. They are similar but they are not the same, and I’m pretty confident that I’d have to be almost too drunk to gently caress before I couldn’t tell the difference. Jerry Springer and Maury has dozens of episodes about this stuff, it’s not complicated.
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Just pm me you inquisitive nasty boy.
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Burt Sexual posted:Don’t get shot in that bmw Nah we're pretty firmly lower middle class. Or I don't get the joke
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:Nah we're pretty firmly lower middle class. Or I don't get the joke If your dad is driving around in a dad-mobile with a bunch of fancy camera equipment to the parts of town with the densest and freshest graffiti...
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Bust Rodd posted:If your dad is driving around in a dad-mobile with a bunch of fancy camera equipment to the parts of town with the densest and freshest graffiti... yeah but it's a canadian town
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Bust Rodd posted:If your dad is driving around in a dad-mobile with a bunch of fancy camera equipment to the parts of town with the densest and freshest graffiti... Oh. No its just an average digital camera. No fancy lenses or anything. But also, Canada
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Bust Rodd posted:If your dad is driving around in a dad-mobile with a bunch of fancy camera equipment to the parts of town with the densest and freshest graffiti... Toronto has "Graffiti Alley" which is populated entirely by instagrammers.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ask him his opinion on Bailey Jay. This is probably the least intrusive and best way to do it. You can gauge their response and pretty much take the conversation anywhere.
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Bust Rodd posted:Yeah I mean if daytime trash tv has shown me anything it’s that you can successfully carry on a healthy sexual relationship for years if you’re careful enough, although I question any man who can’t tell a butthole from a vagina by feel. They are similar but they are not the same, and I’m pretty confident that I’d have to be almost too drunk to gently caress before I couldn’t tell the difference. A simple primer from our Canadian cousins.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Can anybody speak to the expected reaction here? I don't know very much about trans life / culture / dating, but I think with even a little bit of empathy, it would be obvious that you need to talk with a potential sexual partner before the moment is forced to its crisis. Disclaimer: not trans, just have a lot of trans friends.
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Sorry if this is tone def but some of it might depend on their looks? Like if they are a Bailey Jay situation where everything but the dick is like super femme and soft then a conversation is worth having but if they are at a point in their transition where they still project or possess a lot of masculine features then maybe the dude already knows or has guessed and is into it anyway? That’s something only the confessor can really assess and I understand why it would be a sensitive thing but you gotta know thyself. If you genuinely believe he’d have no one of inferring it, then I think the courteous thing to do is broach the subject.
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Bust Rodd posted:
This and the Thomas Dolby music video are my favourite parts. Toys loving rules.
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I Brake For MILFs posted:This is probably the least intrusive and best way to do it. You can gauge their response and pretty much take the conversation anywhere. Is it really likely that the guy in question would know who a specific porn star is?
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This is Trump's America. Just grab them by the pussy and if you feel a package there, move on and try another.
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A Strange Aeon posted:Is it really likely that the guy in question would know who a specific porn star is? Yes
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Ask him his opinion on Bailey Jay. Who?
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Modus Pwnens posted:Who? You have google.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:You have google. Yes but they want to see pictures without having to google it themselves
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I watch too much porn and have no idea who Bailey Jay is and I think I now have some inkling as to why that might be In other words yeah that seems like a pretty good test. If that guy has any idea who Bailey Jay is he's probably down to clown. If not, well, you should probably try being a little more direct. But definitely do not surprise him. That will not be fun for anyone involved, and, as people have mentioned, might actually be dangerous. quote:I own a failing business, an independent motel located off a major interstate. This could be a mediocre psychological thriller I added some line breaks into this next one because it needed them quote:So I had just started dating the man who is now the love of my life. We had not decided to be exclusive. He is very sexually and emotionally mature; not a jealous person. I am extremely insecure, and am constantly worried that any partner I have will find someone better and leave me...mostly because I find most other women to be prettier, cooler, and more successful than I am. (I am in therapy and trying to work on my jealousy issues). I think we've gotten a gender-swapped (cuck-fetish) version of this before I dunno if your boyfriend did anything wrong as such since he was open about everything, but your relationship might not be long for this earth anyway. The trust is gone. Open relationships don't work.
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loquacius definitely said this posted:I own a failing business, an independent motel located off a major interstate.
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ALFbrot posted:Yes, "some" of that is "technically" illegal i think the confessor thinks none of us have heard of gay talese (yes that's his real name)
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So mass voyeurism is cool as long as all those nonconsenting victims were of age?
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Had a friend drive me to clinic for what I assumed was alcohol poisoning (it was) and doctor told me my liver is hosed (from general binge drinking, not just this incident) and I need to go cold turkey or close to for it to recover. Am 26. So no more drunk times with friends unless I wanna die :/
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fbsw posted:Had a friend drive me to clinic for what I assumed was alcohol poisoning (it was) and doctor told me my liver is hosed (from general binge drinking, not just this incident) and I need to go cold turkey or close to for it to recover. Am 26. So no more drunk times with friends unless I wanna die :/ I recommend weed
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tactlessbastard posted:So mass voyeurism is cool as long as all those nonconsenting victims were of age? This could actually be a feature of a motel that would draw in a certain crowd. Imagine a motel where you knowingly stay with the expectation you are being watched and can also watch anyone else in the other rooms on your tv. As long as the residents sign a waiver at the "Voyeur Motel", it should be legal and be popular among voyeurs.
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