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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Condiv posted:

Galettes and crêpes are delicious french food

The French pastry and baked goods game is very hard to beat.

Germany has good bread and sausages. Also try Spätzle if you're in the South.

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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

steinrokkan posted:

As a rule of thumb goons rate food based on how much of it they can shove down their gullets in as little time as possible, so disliking French food comes as no surprise.

They will spend pages arguing about it, though, in literally any thread.

The Little Kielbasa
Mar 29, 2001

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.

steinrokkan posted:

As a rule of thumb goons rate food based on how much of it they can shove down their gullets in as little time as possible, so disliking French food comes as no surprise.

Hey now, I pound down American-sized portions of delicious French food on the reg. Truly one of the great pleasures in life.

In unrelated news, I'm fat.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

actual answer: the best meals i had in paris weren't what you'd consider classic french dishes, it was almost all nouvelle cuisine. but there's little better than a nice fois gras seared and lightly seasoned with some white wine

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

R. Guyovich posted:

actual answer: the best meals i had in paris weren't what you'd consider classic french dishes, it was almost all nouvelle cuisine. but there's little better than a nice fois gras seared and lightly seasoned with some white wine

Or you could go to any number of immigrant quarters and get food from around the world. Thank God for immigration!

90s Rememberer
Nov 30, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Ytlaya posted:

I would say that Chinese food is probably my favorite as a whole, even if my specific favorite foods aren't Chinese. If I had to limit myself to eating one country's food for the rest of my life, it would probably be Chinese just because there's such a huge variety of good stuff.
i like "chinese"(americanized) food but I've never actually been to China and everyone I know who has gives a universally bad review. granted, most of them are going over for work and not tourism so maybe it's just about finding the right places

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

self unaware posted:

i like "chinese"(americanized) food but I've never actually been to China and everyone I know who has gives a universally bad review. granted, most of them are going over for work and not tourism so maybe it's just about finding the right places

Finding the "right" places usually doesnt revolve around tourism. Thats where you go to never feel uncomfortable

90s Rememberer
Nov 30, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Boon posted:

Finding the "right" places usually doesnt revolve around tourism. Thats where you go to never feel uncomfortable

im not saying going to touristy places, im saying that if you're travelling for pleasure you'll have a lot more time to seek out interesting foods instead of being stuck to a 30 minute radius around the office/factory you're at

also can we change the thread title to

USPOL THUNDERDOME: foreign cuisine showdown

thx

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

self unaware posted:

im not saying going to touristy places, im saying that if you're travelling for pleasure you'll have a lot more time to seek out interesting foods instead of being stuck to a 30 minute radius around the office/factory you're at

also can we change the thread title to

USPOL THUNDERDOME: foreign cuisine showdown

thx

Ah yeah, good point.

Business travel is a good way to tour the world's hotel lobby bars

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Or you could go to any number of immigrant quarters and get food from around the world. Thank God for immigration!

Or not because why downgrade.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Also nothing shows bougie undercurrents like talking about food / service industry in general. Thanks for the underclass that can slave away in the kitchen to feed my lazy rear end!

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Look I can tolerate terrible political opinions but hot drat are there some bad food opinions here.

German food is actually great, sorry about your taste buds:

1.) Everything with Spatzle in it - owns.
2.) Sausage? Beer? Cheese?
3.) Sick-rear end bread rolls and pastries.
4.) DONER KEBABS?

Get the gently caress out of here

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Heaps of Sheeps posted:

Look I can tolerate terrible political opinions but hot drat are there some bad food opinions here.

German food is actually great, sorry about your taste buds:

1.) Everything with Spatzle in it - owns.
2.) Sausage? Beer? Cheese?
3.) Sick-rear end bread rolls and pastries.
4.) DONER KEBABS?

Get the gently caress out of here

isn't doner kebabs middle eastern food?

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





Condiv posted:

isn't doner kebabs middle eastern food?

I mean yeah but kind of in the same way that "pizza" is Italian but also strongly associated with American cuisine. There are kebab shops everywhere in Germany.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Condiv posted:

isn't doner kebabs middle eastern food?

Specifically it's Turkish - Germany has a whole bunch of Turkish immigrants. So much so that when going to local bars and pubs I would hear slurs against Turks, which I found to be the racism of choice in Germany.

90s Rememberer
Nov 30, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Absurd Alhazred posted:

. Also try Spätzle if you're in the South.
solid advice, best meal ive had yet

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

self unaware posted:

solid advice, best meal ive had yet

I Looks like it didn't take long to get that new red text.

90s Rememberer
Nov 30, 2017

by R. Guyovich

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

I Looks like it didn't take long to get that new red text.

best red text ive had yet lmao thank you to the gifter

also thank you to loam for letting me know, im one of those no avatar browsing losers

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

Condiv posted:

isn't doner kebabs middle eastern food?

the döner you get in turkey and the döner you get in germany are very different. döner (the german version) is the quintessential streetfood of germany though, next to currywurst and bratwurst.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax
german food is not super great though, overall. if there's one thing we do well, it's the combination of savory and sweet. but a lot of it is just poor farmer's food, like 97 ways of cooking cabbage.


vvv yeah the beer is good. vvv

botany fucked around with this message at 21:48 on Jan 12, 2018

90s Rememberer
Nov 30, 2017

by R. Guyovich
the beer makes up for tbqh

in the US its like you have 30 subpar choices

in germany they ask you light or dark and they are both going to be incredible

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Gotta admit, that's my favorite red text/avatar purchase. I actually laughed aloud when I saw it.

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Heaps of Sheeps posted:

Look I can tolerate terrible political opinions but hot drat are there some bad food opinions here.

German food is actually great, sorry about your taste buds:

1.) Everything with Spatzle in it - owns.
2.) Sausage? Beer? Cheese?
3.) Sick-rear end bread rolls and pastries.
4.) DONER KEBABS?

Get the gently caress out of here
Spätzle is Mac N Cheese.
Döner is indeed good, but we owe that entirely to Turkish immigrants and I don't count it as genuinely German cuisine.

You are correct that German bread and cheese are much better than US bread and cheese, but that is because the US has terrible bread and cheese.

steinrokkan posted:

As a rule of thumb goons rate food based on how much of it they can shove down their gullets in as little time as possible, so disliking French food comes as no surprise.
This is dumb. Also French food is bad.

I'm skinny.

Freakazoid_
Jul 5, 2013


Buglord
you guys eat food the nazis ate

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.

Cingulate posted:

Spätzle is Mac N Cheese.
Döner is indeed good, but we owe that entirely to Turkish immigrants and I don't count it as genuinely German cuisine.

You are correct that German bread and cheese are much better than US bread and cheese, but that is because the US has terrible bread and cheese.

This is dumb. Also French food is bad.

I'm skinny.

I'll beat you with my San Luis Sourdough loaf and then enjoy a nice California aged gouda over your broken body.

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
I went to Minnesota once and they tried to convince me German food was sausage, cabbage, and a beer in a glass shaped like a boot. We thought we could handle a boot. It's very big for two people over dinner. Sauage was good though.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

HootTheOwl posted:

I went to Minnesota once and they tried to convince me German food was sausage, cabbage, and a beer in a glass shaped like a boot. We thought we could handle a boot. It's very big for two people over dinner. Sauage was good though.

boot booted by hoot

Cingulate
Oct 23, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Heck Yes! Loam! posted:

I'll beat you with my San Luis Sourdough loaf and then enjoy a nice California aged gouda over your broken body.
Californian food beats German food hands down. Some of the best food I ever had was Puerto Rican in California. Awesome. The freshness! The newness! The spirit!

Then I visited the Midwest and had bread and cheese and, haha.

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

all food is good.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!
Counterpoint: Soylent

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

steinrokkan posted:

Also nothing shows bougie undercurrents like talking about food / service industry in general. Thanks for the underclass that can slave away in the kitchen to feed my lazy rear end!

Oh, no, bougie undercurrents, let's have a self-criticism session to purge that crimethink out. :rolleyes:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Oh, no, bougie undercurrents, let's have a self-criticism session to purge that crimethink out. :rolleyes:

It's called a struggle session, comrade

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Inescapable Duck posted:

It's called a struggle session, comrade

Trap sprung!

karthun
Nov 16, 2006

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

HootTheOwl posted:

I went to Minnesota once and they tried to convince me German food was sausage, cabbage, and a beer in a glass shaped like a boot. We thought we could handle a boot. It's very big for two people over dinner. Sauage was good though.

Gasthof's?

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

R. Guyovich posted:

all food is good.

Try English or Scottish food and get back to me.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Crowsbeak posted:

Try English or Scottish food and get back to me.

Scotch eggs are wonderful, despite being filled with a burning hatred of arteries

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

The fool is a simpleton, a court jester who is allowed to tell the truth precisely because the 'performative power' (the sociopolitical efficiency) of his speech is suspended; the knave is the cynic who openly states the truth, a crook who tries to sell the open admission of his crookedness as honesty, a scoundrel who admit the need for illegitimate repression in order to maintain social stability.

Following the fall of Socialism, the knave is a neo-conservative advocate of the free market, who cruelly rejects all forms of social solidarity as counterproductive sentimentalism; while the fool is a multiculturalist 'radical' social critic who, by means of his ludic procedures destined to 'subvert' the existing order, actually serves as its supplement.


Which are you?

Condiv
May 7, 2008

Sorry to undo the effort of paying a domestic abuser $10 to own this poster, but I am going to lose my dang mind if I keep seeing multiple posters who appear to be Baloogan.

With love,
a mod


Trabisnikof posted:

The fool is a simpleton, a court jester who is allowed to tell the truth precisely because the 'performative power' (the sociopolitical efficiency) of his speech is suspended; the knave is the cynic who openly states the truth, a crook who tries to sell the open admission of his crookedness as honesty, a scoundrel who admit the need for illegitimate repression in order to maintain social stability.

Following the fall of Socialism, the knave is a neo-conservative advocate of the free market, who cruelly rejects all forms of social solidarity as counterproductive sentimentalism; while the fool is a multiculturalist 'radical' social critic who, by means of his ludic procedures destined to 'subvert' the existing order, actually serves as its supplement.


Which are you?

which one likes crepes?

Eox
Jun 20, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

moller posted:

Counterpoint: Soylent

He said food

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Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

karthun posted:

Gasthof's?

Freakazoid_ posted:

you guys eat food the nazis ate eat

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