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YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Lol at the Seahawks. Pete is a dummy and got supremely luckily with his incredibly talented early teams.

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
How? How can Brian Schottenheimer be getting another coordinator job after accomplishing absolutely nothing and failing on every professional level? The NFL needs to be saved from itself.

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

How? How can Brian Schottenheimer be getting another coordinator job after accomplishing absolutely nothing and failing on every professional level? The NFL needs to be saved from itself.

Actually let’s let the Seahawks keep making bad decisions.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

YOLOsubmarine posted:

Actually let’s let the Seahawks keep making bad decisions.

:agreed:

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
It's not final yet, right? :(

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
I have no words

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Peachfart posted:

Uh, Wtf Pete?

He must have some serious dirt on Pete.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


lmao

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Apparently he has connections with Pete and the GM so the old boy network got him another job.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Apparently he has connections with Pete and the GM so the old boy network got him another job.

but enough about the cardinals

oh ho ho ho

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
You know I had this sinking feeling after they got rid of Bevell and Cable that they might hire someone worse and become Fischer's Rams. This is worse. They're becoming Kelly's Niners.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Spoeank posted:

but enough about the cardinals

oh ho ho ho

carson palmer got the seahawks to suck his dick one last time

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Benny the Snake posted:

You know I had this sinking feeling after they got rid of Bevell and Cable that they might hire someone worse and become Fischer's Rams. This is worse. They're becoming Kelly's Niners.

Man, you wish. This is closer to Tomsula’s Niners. Maybe Singletary.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I should've known Pete would double down on Fisherball. I was a drat fool for hoping otherwise.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
can't wait for RWBS on 3rd and 9 to end in Doug Baldwin catching a 7 yard curl

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

can't wait for RWBS on 3rd and 9 to end in Doug Baldwin catching a 7 yard curl

I can't wait for a Doug Baldwin aggravated homicide on the sideline.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Well at least they'll never be able to take SB48 from us

- me after football dies or we go 20 years without making the playoffs, whichever comes first

e: lol, just lol if you were ever optimistic about the team moving forward

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

Manoueverable posted:

Well at least they'll never be able to take SB48 from us

- me after football dies or we go 20 years without making the playoffs, whichever comes first

e: lol, just lol if you were ever optimistic about the team moving forward

Russell Wilson will drag us kicking and screaming to another playoff appearance at some point. Who knows if it will go anywhere though.

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Nervous posted:

Russell Wilson will drag us kicking and screaming to another playoff appearance at some point. Who knows if it will go anywhere though.

he's gonna somehow end up playing both sides of the ball next year

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
If you want a preview of the 2018 Seahawks, just rewatch the 2017 Bills

Peachfart
Jan 21, 2017

Benne posted:

If you want a preview of the 2018 Seahawks, just rewatch the 2017 Bills

The 2017 Bills actually made the playoffs, so that would be an improvement.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Peachfart posted:

The 2017 Bills actually made the playoffs, so that would be an improvement.

Yeah but the AFC is trash though

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
I'm just glad we can get this "getting our hopes up" thing out of the way early and expectations are nice and set for the coming offseason. Welcome to Seattle, Alfred Morris!

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
did chris carson die

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Spoeank posted:

did chris carson die

No damnit we need a proven veteran, someone we can really count on to pound the rock.

Someone like *checks free agent list* ... Isaiah Crowell?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Spoeank posted:

did chris carson die

Much like Thomas "Rookie Season that looked better than almost anything Beast Mode ever did" Rawls received a keg injury he never came back from... :rip:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Chichevache posted:

Much like Thomas "Rookie Season that looked better than almost anything Beast Mode ever did" Rawls received a keg injury he never came back from... :rip:

Happened to me once. Was putting it down and the drat thing slipped outta my hand and landed on my foot

Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

Vhak lord of hate posted:

It's not final yet, right? :(

Until I see the release from the team, I'm assuming this isn't happening.

This can't be happening.

Just end football already.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


Chichevache posted:

Much like Thomas "Rookie Season that looked better than almost anything Beast Mode ever did" Rawls received a keg injury he never came back from... :rip:

Health Is A Skill

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Benne posted:

No damnit we need a proven veteran, someone we can really count on to pound the rock.

Someone like *checks free agent list* ... Isaiah Crowell?

You could do worse, he's a volume back that stays healthy. If you give him the Volume he would do fine for you.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Flikken posted:

You could do worse, he's a volume back that stays healthy. If you give him the Volume he would do fine for you.

I'm assuming Wilson is retiring as soon as the Schottenheimer hire is official (dedicates all his time to selling nano-bubble water and football shaped bread), so they'll definitely need a high volume back.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
So can we picket the VMAC or something?

I can't comprehend the Schottenheimer hire. There's just no upside there.

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

shirts and skins posted:

So can we picket the VMAC or something?

I can't comprehend the Schottenheimer hire. There's just no upside there.

You could picket VMAC... OR, you could hire a boat to hang out offshore with a big screen just showing his previous offenses.

Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


tk posted:

showing his previous offenses.
this is a hella good pun

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

shirts and skins posted:

So can we picket the VMAC or something?

I can't comprehend the Schottenheimer hire. There's just no upside there.

Why can't we do what Tennessee fans did to Schiano??

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

football shaped bread

This exists?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Oh yes.


http://www.tmz.com/2017/09/14/russell-wilson-sued-over-edible-balls/

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Jan 15, 2018

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Reminds me of when Russell's girlfriend was so neglected she decided to sample Golden Tate's balls.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Reminds me of when Russell's girlfriend was so neglected she decided to sample Golden Tate's balls.

Oh no, he divorced some no-name and ended up marrying one of the hottest singers in the world :geno:

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

seiferguy posted:

Oh no, he divorced some no-name and ended up marrying one of the hottest singers in the world :geno:

Wasn't she the one who was banging Golden Tate?

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