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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sagebrush posted:

being a dark, slippery enclosed area with the potential for toxic or asphyxiating gas buildup

trig discipline: how is your mom doing anyway

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

value-brand cereal posted:

The twitter is 404ing, but I assume it's a photo of a white male encouraging / placing his children into an open sewer hole because of the false alarm of attackin Hawaii. I don't think sewers are bomb shelter levels of protection, but what do I know? I don't live in a loving sewer.

if you survive a nuke while in a sewer you get sweet turd powers

HarmB
Jun 19, 2006



value-brand cereal posted:

The twitter is 404ing, but I assume it's a photo of a white male encouraging / placing his children into an open sewer hole because of the false alarm of attackin Hawaii. I don't think sewers are bomb shelter levels of protection, but what do I know? I don't live in a loving sewer.

https://www.trendsmap.com/twitter/tweet/952254564488527872

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Sagebrush posted:

I would expect that a sewer, besides being a dark, slippery enclosed area with the potential for toxic or asphyxiating gas buildup, is not really designed to withstand the detonation of an atomic bomb and could pretty easily collapse and trap you inside

yeah

a storm drain is ventilated enough to not be a likely anoxic hazard, but in case of nuclear attack if you're close enough to the bomb to where you need to shelter underground the drain would probably collapse or be blocked by debris

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

boner confessor posted:

yeah

a storm drain is ventilated enough to not be a likely anoxic hazard, but in case of nuclear attack if you're close enough to the bomb to where you need to shelter underground the drain would probably collapse or be blocked by debris

Which is worse than being exploded to death?

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


I and the kids in my neighborhood played in the storm drains in our suburban DC neighborhood when we were little. One of the guys even crawled through the 12-ish inch tunnel between two of them, representing probably the only really dangerous moment of it all. They're pretty well aired out at the catch-basins, which is also why they'd be terrible bomb shelters; they're just a thin slab of concrete balanced over a hole with a big opening. I mean, I'd head there in a second if Arlington County decides to commence a mortar attack on Fairfax County, but if they have nukes, I'm screwed.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Just keep posting. If you survive the first volley chilling in your bedroom it means you're the chosen one and you will become ruler of the wasteland.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Which is worse than being exploded to death?

Well, personally speaking I think instant vaporization is preferable to dying from:

A) Crushing (short or slow)
B) Asphyxiation
C) Starvation/Dehydration
D) Acute fatal radiation sickness
E) Any combination of A,B,C, and D

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

glynnenstein posted:

I and the kids in my neighborhood played in the storm drains in our suburban DC neighborhood when we were little. One of the guys even crawled through the 12-ish inch tunnel between two of them, representing probably the only really dangerous moment of it all. They're pretty well aired out at the catch-basins, which is also why they'd be terrible bomb shelters; they're just a thin slab of concrete balanced over a hole with a big opening. I mean, I'd head there in a second if Arlington County decides to commence a mortar attack on Fairfax County, but if they have nukes, I'm screwed.

I hope you did the responsible thing and got naked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxJTqWrCLxo

glynnenstein
Feb 18, 2014


Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I hope you did the responsible thing and got naked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxJTqWrCLxo

It's more refreshing than you'd think.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

boner confessor posted:

a storm drain is ventilated enough to not be a likely anoxic hazard, but in case of nuclear attack if you're close enough to the bomb to where you need to shelter underground the drain would probably collapse or be blocked by debris

Sure, probably it doesn't make a difference, but what do you have to lose. Other than your dignity in a false alarm, apparently. In a real attack it seems like it would be at least marginally more temporary protection against things like collapsing buildings, fires, or whatever other general chaos would result from an ICBM strike.

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
The main danger from storm drains, which are distinct from sewers at least in my city, is flash flooding.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

is not really designed to withstand the detonation of an atomic bomb

Is anything, really?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Which is worse than being exploded to death?

i'd rather be exploded to death than buried alive, one of the most horrifying ways to die

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




boner confessor posted:

i'd rather be exploded to death than buried alive, one of the most horrifying ways to die

Buried alive in water. Don't forget the water. So while you can barely move or breath, you get to feel the icy water creeping higher and higher.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

boner confessor posted:

i'd rather be exploded to death than buried alive, one of the most horrifying ways to die

That's still the most likely cause of death besides getting vaporized or a crispy tan.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Byzantine posted:

Is anything, really?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheyenne_Mountain_Complex
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Yamantau
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missile_launch_facility

among others

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


glynnenstein posted:

I and the kids in my neighborhood played in the storm drains in our suburban DC neighborhood when we were little. One of the guys even crawled through the 12-ish inch tunnel between two of them, representing probably the only really dangerous moment of it all. They're pretty well aired out at the catch-basins, which is also why they'd be terrible bomb shelters; they're just a thin slab of concrete balanced over a hole with a big opening. I mean, I'd head there in a second if Arlington County decides to commence a mortar attack on Fairfax County, but if they have nukes, I'm screwed.

A few buddies and I would crawl through the storm drains to sneak into the oktoberfest party in the main park in the city. Our goal as 6 year olds? Find the drunkest old dude and ask him for money pretending to be his kids. High stakes, money for candy reward.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jan 14, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Nuclear weapons have come an awfully long way since 1951. Not necessarily in technology/yield, but the fact that if you're in a city that is a designated target, you've probably got between a dozen and a hundred landing on you if the balloon goes up.

Not saying that chart isn't accurate, for certain examples, but it's pretty outdated.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

nz has a new water safety mascot.







he's called the Swim Reaper.





https://www.instagram.com/iamtheswimreaper/

orly
Oct 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 16 days!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tflm9mttAAI

Really liking the graphics in those now.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






The sewers is where the feral ghouls live.

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Imagined posted:

The main danger from storm drains, which are distinct from sewers at least in my city, is flash flooding.

And the deathless, near-omnipotent , Eldritch beings that take the visage of a friendly dancing clown.


You'll float too

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005


The USSR answer to Cheyenne Mountain was to just excavate the mountain with a shower of 25MT warheads.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Byzantine posted:

Is anything, really?

Yes?

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011
On the topic of getting trapped in a sewer: When I was younger, there was a parking lot nearby where we'd play often because it wasn't used much. One day the municipality tore up that place for renovation, during which they also removed the cover for the drain hole, leaving a 25-30m wide shaft leading down to the sewers which happened to be buried 6 meters deep due to nearby elevation changes. A kid from a different group fell into said hole and slid all the way down to the bottom. The shaft was too narrow for an adult rescuer and the didn't have the strength/leverage to grab onto a rope so the city ended up having to bring in excavators and dig up the top 4 meters of the pipe and cut it off so somebody could each in and grab the kid's hand to pull him out.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Asehujiko posted:

On the topic of getting trapped in a sewer: When I was younger, there was a parking lot nearby where we'd play often because it wasn't used much. One day the municipality tore up that place for renovation, during which they also removed the cover for the drain hole, leaving a 25-30m wide shaft leading down to the sewers which happened to be buried 6 meters deep due to nearby elevation changes. A kid from a different group fell into said hole and slid all the way down to the bottom. The shaft was too narrow for an adult rescuer and the didn't have the strength/leverage to grab onto a rope so the city ended up having to bring in excavators and dig up the top 4 meters of the pipe and cut it off so somebody could each in and grab the kid's hand to pull him out.

Child labor laws gone too far. Sounds like a non-adult rescuer could have handled that much faster.

schmug
May 20, 2007

Asehujiko posted:

On the topic of getting trapped in a sewer: When I was younger, there was a parking lot nearby where we'd play often because it wasn't used much. One day the municipality tore up that place for renovation, during which they also removed the cover for the drain hole, leaving a 25-30m wide shaft leading down to the sewers which happened to be buried 6 meters deep due to nearby elevation changes. A kid from a different group fell into said hole and slid all the way down to the bottom. The shaft was too narrow for an adult rescuer and the didn't have the strength/leverage to grab onto a rope so the city ended up having to bring in excavators and dig up the top 4 meters of the pipe and cut it off so somebody could each in and grab the kid's hand to pull him out.

Yay. Way to bring back childhood nightmares. Anyone remember Baby Jessica?

Long story short: baby falls in old well, chaos and media circus follows. Can't believe that was 30 years ago already...

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

orly posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tflm9mttAAI

Really liking the graphics in those now.

Their humans still need work- they don't look lifelike at all:

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Capt.Whorebags posted:

The USSR answer to Cheyenne Mountain was to just excavate the mountain with a shower of 25MT warheads.

Cheyenne Mountain was obsolete when Soviet guidance systems got the ability to drop a physics package on their doorstep.



This door looks tough but it could not shrug off a direct hit from even a modest warhead.

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Child labor laws gone too far. Sounds like a non-adult rescuer could have handled that much faster.

According to the local newspaper, the kid trapped in the drain was saddened by the fact that he couldn't see the excavators working from where he was trapped so maybe he'll pay it forward?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Synthbuttrange posted:

nz has a new water safety mascot.







he's called the Swim Reaper.





https://www.instagram.com/iamtheswimreaper/

Gotta do this for Florida, but it's an alligator.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

chitoryu12 posted:

Gotta do this for Florida, but it's an alligator.

Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Platystemon posted:

Cheyenne Mountain was obsolete when Soviet guidance systems got the ability to drop a physics package on their doorstep.



This door looks tough but it could not shrug off a direct hit from even a modest warhead.

It's mostly about keeping the Goa'uld in these days.

CampingCarl
Apr 28, 2008




Platystemon posted:

Cheyenne Mountain was obsolete when Soviet guidance systems got the ability to drop a physics package on their doorstep.



This door looks tough but it could not shrug off a direct hit from even a modest warhead.
What is a direct hit in this context? My understanding is that those doors are in the side of a tunnel through the mountain so the blast wave goes through the tunnel. I'm sure its possible to hit right at the tunnel entrance and maybe that is still enough but flying a missile down to directly hit a set of doors seems harder.

revolther
May 27, 2008

CampingCarl posted:

What is a direct hit in this context? My understanding is that those doors are in the side of a tunnel through the mountain so the blast wave goes through the tunnel. I'm sure its possible to hit right at the tunnel entrance and maybe that is still enough but flying a missile down to directly hit a set of doors seems harder.
Well the experimental stealth helicopter would be flying through the tunnel chasing after the jeep with the special agent and sexy scientist in possession of the NOC list, so it's most likely the missile will be flying parallel to the ground upon impact.

This is the scenario we've all seen play out and prepared for.

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Platystemon posted:

Cheyenne Mountain was obsolete when Soviet guidance systems got the ability to drop a physics package on their doorstep.



This door looks tough but it could not shrug off a direct hit from even a modest warhead.

It's not meant to shrug off a direct hit from a warhead. The tunnel it's in is designed such that the blastwave just goes past it, and the door is essentially unaffected because there's no restrictions in the tunnel that would allow a particularly large amount of pressure build up (pressure in a free flowing pipe is ambient, according to Bernoulli's equations).

And given it's under a mile of granite (and most nuclear weapons air-burst for maximum damage) it would be very difficult to blow "through" the mountain unless they'd developed some kind of insane penetrating warhead.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Asehujiko posted:

On the topic of getting trapped in a sewer: When I was younger, there was a parking lot nearby where we'd play often because it wasn't used much. One day the municipality tore up that place for renovation, during which they also removed the cover for the drain hole, leaving a 25-30m wide shaft leading down to the sewers which happened to be buried 6 meters deep due to nearby elevation changes. A kid from a different group fell into said hole and slid all the way down to the bottom. The shaft was too narrow for an adult rescuer and the didn't have the strength/leverage to grab onto a rope so the city ended up having to bring in excavators and dig up the top 4 meters of the pipe and cut it off so somebody could each in and grab the kid's hand to pull him out.

When I was a kid, about 12 or 13 I guess, we used to explore a local storm sewer that outflowed at a creek we all played at. It was 48" in diameter, so a bunch of little kids could easily navigate it. We kept track of were we were in the pipe based on the number of manholes we had traversed. Anyway, my Dad worked for the local watershed conservancy as a field engineer, and used to tell me stories about how fast those pipes fill up during a cloudburst/thunderstorm. One day, we were quite aways back (probably 200 yards), standing in a manhole when we hear an extremely loud thunderclap. Completely loving freaked out, we start running back towards the entrance as fast as you can run in a 48" pipe. We had to negotiate a couple of turns so in order to make sure we got the right one, one of my friends had the brilliant idea to light a ROADWAY FLARE in order to illuminate the way. This actually made us move faster because once the sulfur dioxide started to accumulate, it got pretty tough to breathe. Finally we emerged, gasping, and smelling like sulfur.

We sat on the shoreline of the creek to catch our breath, and there were two more claps of thunder, but not a drop of rain fell. I'm surprised we weren't all dead.

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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
So how would you describe the deadlights down there?

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